#not that those are likely his bones
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ive always wondered about like, do people who live near that one bassilica in cyprus or whatever where the actual saint nicholas's bones are kept, like do the kids there get told about santa claus
like i bet the whole thing feels weird when you go to church and the guy you swear is real and alives bones are on display
#santa claus#saint nicholas#not that those are likely his bones#or that saint nicholas was a real person to begin with#the historical record for that shit is a lil fucked
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I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™
Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.
Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.
We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.
And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.
It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?
Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.
#DO YOU SEE MY VISION#please#I'm not getting enough sleep#my brain is obsessed with weird stuff#I want Sam who barely looks human because she's one with nature#I want Tucker who looks regal and dangerous in his pharaoh clothes#I want Dan look like he can destruct the Earth with a wave of his hand#I want Dani who is everything there is in the world and you feel it in your bones#I want Jazz who sees your soul and your mind and you know it and there's nowhere to run#I want JL to meet all of them before meeting Danny#I want all of them to admit in their different ways that Danny is the greatest of them#I want JL to be VERY worried about meeting Danny#and then I want Danny to be as normal and friendly as possible#and I want him to treat all those eldritch creatures (his family and friends) as they're regular humans and nothing is weird about them#just hugs and love and praises#because it would cause so much confusion#this is NOT ghost king Danny#unless it is but he doesn't know (and either no one knows or no one told him because it's funnier this way and he's super oblivious)#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#DPxDC#DCxDP#danny phantom#isn't a crossover if you don't want it to be#could be any crossover if you do want it to be
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out#in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science#the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it#um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It#several other instances i am forgetting#i literally love him#star trek#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#mr spock#captain kirk#doctor mccoy#dr mccoy#incorrect star trek#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#mccoy#star trek tos
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Well, yeah, it's just where your bar for success is
I kept the arm
#uh K I don't think you can hurt-comfort your way out of this one#misfits and magic#misfits and magic 2#mismag 2#misfits and magic 2 spoilers#mismag 2 spoilers#sam black#sam britain#evan kelmp#yesss yessssss mangle himmmm#I think his arm exploded either like this or like those anatomy models#where the layers of skin and fat and muscle can be removed to show bone and then the bone shatters too#tw blood#tw dismemberment#art#I figured out how to edit the brushes in procreate so I can actually do lineart with them :D#procreate doesn't have built-in screentones like csp but you can import an image and then layer mask it
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Out of all of the people The Ghost King Phantom expected to relate to, it definitely wasn’t the scrawny red headed photographer of the Daily Planet. Jimmy Olsen has gotten so many temporary superpowers over his time being Superman’s friend. Hell, he once gained a 4th dimensional being’s reality warping abilities when he was given said dimensional being’s powers during a fight. Sure there’s a dozen or so heroes with the same amount of powers he has, but none as suddenly granted to them as a all powerful god that can relate to a teenager.
#bones speaks#hi this is bones in the future: below tags I do mean but I was Not Sober while writing them so they may have severe spelling errors#bones prompts#dpxdc#dp x dc#just google the amount of times Jimmy has had powers and what they are. I just read a comic#where the F PLOT of all things is Jimmy getting superpowers and causing havoc in Metropolis. that’s how frequent this is#the all powerful god powers was in a recent Batman/Superman Worlds Finest issue where he got Mxyzptlk’s powers#like guys. there are SO many heroes that have more powers than Danny in DC.#off the top of the dome I can only name a few (in my defense I am Not Sober so memory is Not Good:)#Raven. The Spectre. Superman. The Atom. Batman (temporary powers). Dr Fate. Martian Manhunter#and I could name more if my memory wasn’t shot rn#this is a mini rant in the tags but I’m so tired of the ‘Danny has so many superpowers it would stump DC’#it would for sure shock them. but they wouldn’t be surprised. why are they all so shocked from Danny’s arrival?#I’ve made many posts about how much more interesting Danny simply being in the JL like it’s just another Tuesday would be interesting#so many folks enjoy the discovery aspect of Danny and not the part where he’s alreaady a JL member and is#*isnt OP. it’s so much more interesting to write a character with flaws. make him regular powered and able to be struck down by a Big Bad#and not just his weaknesses. he’s been beaten to shit by ghosts before. the angst possibilities is crazy.#Billy Batson looking at a kid nearly his age get hurt more and more by Black Adam? Fear Gas setting him on a rampage in Gotham absolutely#destroying his perception of what being safe is anymore. Lex Luther finding his weakness and wrecking his shit#it could be SUCH an interesting direction to take dpxdc but no one does. when I write prompts with those ideas they make a fraction of the#notes of the prompts where I pander and have batfam in them. diversity of ideas in fandom is what makes us strong. keep the new and#unorthodox ideas flowing. it feels like you’re swimming upstream but it’s worth it to help a fandom grow
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#my art#valveplug#I drag delicious sparkplay into this blog from the depths of the ye old forgotten wip pile🤲🤲#I dub Op King of Foreplay#I know it in my bones that Op is like. THE BEST KISSER. but let that man work his magic on a spark#and those kisses are gonna have megs writhing and pleading for it
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AM + P03 = .... 3AM?
#Clay Art#robot art#ihnmaims#Clay Posts#i have no mouth and i must scream#look guys its my magnum opus#i hope u guys like it#allied mastercomputer#am ihnmaims#AM#p03#Inscryption#inscryption fanart#p03 inscryption#robot enjoyers bone app the teeth#robot tumblr#digital art#for those of u who read the tags hi i love you#kisses xoxoxo#3AM#but pronounced Thram#that is all >:]
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hey dusty I'm here to push my Spock purring agenda on you. thoughts?
of course <33 he's the og catboy. now for a transporter malfunction so they all purr:
i like to think jim is DEEP in that cat brain (not because the transporter malfunctioned any differently for him as opposed to bones. but because he is just Like That honestly). bones is the sort of... almost humanly intelligent flavor of cat. except he retains his 24/7 anxiety and jumps three feet every time someone sneezes too suddenly. and jim knocks shit off spock's counter all the fucking time so bones just eats shit all the fucking time lmfao
#star trek#star trek fanart#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#star trek the original series#star trek tos#spirk#spirk fanart#mckirk#mckirk fanart#spones#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#jim kirk#mcspurrk#that's it that's the tag for this now#dust trek hcs#yes jim is perfectly capable of doing the graceful cat thing and perfectly vaulting onto spock's dresser.#he was just huffy bc spock wasn't petting him lmao. he needs the attention <33333#bones on the other hand. SO BAD at doing the graceful cat thing#yes he can jump. No he cannot aim. he leaps like one of those tiny frogs that evolved to be so small they fling themselves bc they cant jum#he eats shit ALL THE TIME (mainly because of jim lmfao) but that one time he tried to get out of spock's way on the ground but failed that#MISERABLY lolll and spock stepped on his tail and spock felt so bad about it he scritched him behind the ears for twenty minutes#cats#tos#spock is like...catnip for cat!mckirk bc he PURRS and he's warm and he gives the best scritches#also jim will not hesitate to scratch a bitch if provoked but bones just does the batting paw thing because he's a doctor not a cat dammit#he feels bad about scratching people even though he is literally a cat xDD
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He's so beautiful it makes me wish I knew how to sculpt
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#just like all the limbs#legs for days#soft scottish hipster gigolo#sexy scottish serpent#good lord he's beautiful#the eyes the hair the nose the everything#and those hands#how is his neck so hot?#perfect bone structure#he's the most gorgeous jumble of joints#i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#the most beautiful man alive#macbeth#he is my scottish king
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Chewtoy (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise#Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine#There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪#As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol#What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol#Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important#He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure#Hehehehe#The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft#Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha#Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting#He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!)#Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him#If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas#I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol#Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to??#He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha
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THIS ALONE, YOU'RE IN TIME FOR THE SHOW YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I NEED I'M THE ONE THAT YOU LOATHE
#doctor who#dhawan!master#sacha dhawan#dwgifs#dwedit#timelordgifs#themastergifs#tvedit#tvgifs#tvandfilm#usertennant#winterswake#userveronika#miatendos#useraurore#usergif#cygifs#this is def one of those i worked all day on this but it's gonna get 10 notes kinda things i feel it in my bones lmao#but it's his song and i like the way it came out so fuck it we ball
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silo s1e7 the flamekeepers
crash and burn
#silo#silo apple tv#juliette nichols#lukas kyle#silo 1x07#siloedit#silogifs#mygifs#not gonna lie the reason i was gonna gif this scene initially was because how pretty avi nash looks#i haven't seen him in anything else so it was one of the first moments where i was really looking at his face and was like#whoa those are some eyes. and lashes! and bone structure! and nose! and hair! and skin! what a beauty#but then i was just chuckling again while making gifs of 2x09 when he mentions his attempt at kissing jules#so i took that as a sign to do the scene#and not just like ooh pretty
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Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.
And man. They do it a LOT.
#primus please let the mech breathe#what i want to emphasize most with this iteration of optimus is the inherent fucking terror of being made a prime#really pick at those little threads of how fucked the matrix as a concept is. same with the staple tropes of op himself#the idea in tfp that it can entirely change your personality. and that if you lose it you cannot remember your time with it#those implications send me spiraling. to what degree is optimus the same being as orion pax? do you forfeit your soul to be a demigod?#do you fucking die to become a conduit for the higher being that made you? letting it puppet your mind and body like a parasitoid?#if death in transformers is simply rejoining the allspark; if the soul is something splintered off from the whole;#and if to die as a cybertronian is for that fragment to merge with the whole once again. is a prime not fundamentally a dead mech walking?#a prime stands with one pede in the afterlife and one in the land of the living and has to keep up with both at once#constantly seeing visions from a plane his processor was never meant to comprehend with optics that were never built to see it#forced to adapt into an elevated being as much as a frame that still has silly things like wants and needs and emotions and base coding can#how does a mortal live when his body is no longer just his body; but a vessel fir something holy and a tool fashioned to heal the world?#when he can never truly be alone again and he has to simply live with the ever present knowledge that he is being watched#both by his god and by the world#how does one live knowing not even their thoughts are private? when your god may be living but man he does not get the idea of boundaries#guess it must be hard to grasp personal space and all that when youre an ocean of souls that left it behind#maccadam#transformers#wayward sparks#optimus prime#art tag#sometimes i feel kinda bad for putting this bastard through The Horrors. if ws gets made all the way he will be thrown so many bones#only sometimes tho >:3
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HOW IS HE FITTING HIS HOOVES/FEET IN THERE
CHINESE FOOT BINDING???
#he's the size of an eraser but how is he holding is weight on THOSE tiny shoes#are his bones hollow like a bird???#well... you know what they say about foot size and...#radioapple#alastor#viziepop#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel#meme#hazbin hotel fanart#lilith morningstar#radio apple
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Twitter if we ever get pregnant Rayla explaining how the baby was created by a magic spell and/or divine intervention:
#s*x had nothing to do with it#Callum just used some spell (sperm spell (sperllm))#not quite like sir puff#if startouch elves are born from stars how did Leola happen?#did Aaravos put his milk in an star#or is she like adopted#like can Startouch elves bone!?#those tags should be a whole separated post im afraid#what the fck is going on with Aaravos he's like an hyper virgin that can't make babies in the traditional way#a bug? Are you serious#rayllum#the dragon prince#fandom nonsense#give us the saga#continue the saga#rayllum shitpost
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But satisfaction brought it back
#andrewgaming67#Chat I don't think he should be curious anymore#What a horrifying way to finding out that your online friend took his life#And like Andrew is sick and tired and scared and it's been building and building and building and building until it just bursts#He just breaks down and cries#Ough it hurts#Those bones really are giving Smiler more power (at least that's what it seems)#I have the fear that Chris is getting played by Smiler and this is just culminating to Andrew joining them#Man I hope the horrors get worse and worse and worse and worse and worse#considering there's 5 bones left y'know#Oh god and Andrew might just apologize for breaking down next episode like broootheeer!!! Stop apologizing you're going through it!!!#Very good ARG I gotta do a psyop to get more people into it now :]
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