#incorrect star trek

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Kirk: It is not my fault that your father likes me better than he likes you!

Spock: Oh, don’t flatter yourself. My father likes everybody more than he likes me.

[bevsdee]

tng + textposts

[mothusingtheinternet]

Some incorrect Star Trek for you!

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Star Trek Picard #19

Elnor: I have cat-like reflexes.

Hugh: prove it.

Elnor: *points to a cat*

Elnor: I like that cat.

(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)

[jacensolodjo]

B'Elanna: I'M FINE! Janeway: ... Seven: ... Chakotay: ... Harry: ... B'Elanna: Pretend I didn't just shout that.

[vildo]

Personal space: the final frontier

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Jim: Bones! I bet he needs some help! I-

[Camera zooms in on Bones throwing darts at a picture of Jim's face.]

Spock: [Watching over Jim's shoulder] Have you noticed how often you lose your bets with yourself? If I were keeping track, I would say you owe yourself over fifteen million credits.

[a-noone]

I had a dream one time that Leonard McCoy and James Kirk were getting married before graduating from the Academy (they hadn't met Spock yet).

Chaplain: What religions do you subscribe to?

McCoy: Christianity.

Kirk: Queer.

Chaplain: That's not... (sighs deeply) Ok.

[justjolathings]

joann: happy 30!

keyla: …i’m 28

joann:

joann:

joann: I’M DATING A BABY

(based on a conversation with @detmers)

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

do y’all remember in star trek ( 2009 ) where academy!kirk was doing the little ship simulation and it was revealed that spock designed it and it was supposed to be unbeatable but kirk hacked and altered the program so he’d beat it we all just moved on like that wasn’t literally the funniest goddamn thing he could possibly do

[trek-tracks]

Jim: Don’t worry, Bones. This isn’t my first rodeo.

Jim (voiceover): What I neglected to tell Bones was that this was my second rodeo. And that my first had resulted in three broken ribs and a concussion, so that one was kind of hazy.

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Spock: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this.

Bones: That's the nicest way of saying "I don't give a fuck" I've ever heard.

[bevsdee]

[cowboychekov]

bones: i apologize for saying 'fuck' earlier.

chapel: you just said it again.

bones: i am not a role model.