#incorrect star trek

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Kirk: It is not my fault that your father likes me better than he likes you!

Spock: Oh, don’t flatter yourself. My father likes everybody more than he likes me.

[bevsdee]

tng + textposts

[mothusingtheinternet]

Some incorrect Star Trek for you!

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Star Trek Picard #19

Elnor: I have cat-like reflexes.

Hugh: prove it.

Elnor: *points to a cat*

Elnor: I like that cat.

(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)

[jacensolodjo]

B'Elanna: I'M FINE! Janeway: ... Seven: ... Chakotay: ... Harry: ... B'Elanna: Pretend I didn't just shout that.

[vildo]

Personal space: the final frontier

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Jim: Bones! I bet he needs some help! I-

[Camera zooms in on Bones throwing darts at a picture of Jim's face.]

Spock: [Watching over Jim's shoulder] Have you noticed how often you lose your bets with yourself? If I were keeping track, I would say you owe yourself over fifteen million credits.

[a-noone]

I had a dream one time that Leonard McCoy and James Kirk were getting married before graduating from the Academy (they hadn't met Spock yet).

Chaplain: What religions do you subscribe to?

McCoy: Christianity.

Kirk: Queer.

Chaplain: That's not... (sighs deeply) Ok.

[justjolathings]

joann: happy 30!

keyla: …i’m 28

joann:

joann:

joann: I’M DATING A BABY

(based on a conversation with @detmers)

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

sometimes i think about how james t kirk ( the best captain in starfleet ) canonically has a reputation for being

a ) problematic

b ) a Whore

and this is consistent in every single interpretation of him

[trek-tracks]

Jim: Don’t worry, Bones. This isn’t my first rodeo.

Jim (voiceover): What I neglected to tell Bones was that this was my second rodeo. And that my first had resulted in three broken ribs and a concussion, so that one was kind of hazy.

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Spock: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this.

Bones: That's the nicest way of saying "I don't give a fuck" I've ever heard.

[bevsdee]

[cowboychekov]

bones: i apologize for saying 'fuck' earlier.

chapel: you just said it again.

bones: i am not a role model.