#incorrect star trek picard

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Star Trek Picard #19

Elnor: I have cat-like reflexes.

Hugh: prove it.

Elnor: *points to a cat*

Elnor: I like that cat.

(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)

[overseer-picard]

Mind melds are kind of like cloud storage for souls.

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #73

tfw Q invited himself in your ready room to talk about his godly problems for 2 hours

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

TNG Characters as Oddly Specific College Students

Picard: Exhausted master's student who just wants a break so he can run his historical LARP club.

Riker: The frat boy who looks like a bit of a douche when you meet him but carries everyone back to the dorm with ibuprofen and water.

Troi: Psychology TA who's probably not using you for her research... probably

Dr. Crusher: That one overly enthusiastic RA who becomes your bestie, perhaps against your will

Worf: Business professional fraternity brother who hates being confused with the likes of Riker.

Data: That one kid in your art class that is getting a degree in Applied Mathematics and Computer Science, and when you ask him, "wtf why are you here," he just says, "I wanted to learn art :)"

Geordi: The RA who's actually a solid bro, engineering major but the one engineering major who's not an asshole.

Wesley: The poor kid who got to college aged 16 or 17 and isn't allowed to leave the building without parental permission

[spacefinch]

Wesley: Big mood

Data: What does that mean, Wes?

Wesley: It means… ummmm…….. me too, I guess.

*A FEW MOMENTS LATER*

Picard: I’m worried about the mission.

Data: Big mood, Captain. Big mood.

Picard (internally): Wesley, what have you done

LATER STILL…

Tasha, punching an enemy alien: VIBE CHECK

Picard: ???

Tasha: You see, Wesley told me—

Picard: *gives up*

[greenleaf4stuff]

I know this is an older post but so. much. this. I also wonder about that, and personally think the series would have profited much more from including the character more, leaving him alive and an active part of the series, than...the route they chose to go with (which seemingly wasn’t popular with fans either).

Considering JDA mentioned (jokingly and maybe not jokingly?) multiple times in different contexts that he’d love a spin-off including/about Hugh (a prequel to Picard for example)...he would at least not be *opposed* to returning to Trek, or even to have Hugh’s fate be corrected, it seems like. Make of that what you will.

(Here’s to me hoping that maybe, there will be some special or spinoff or retcon or whatever, since there are so many ways he could have survived, and I think the fans would be open to that as well.)

the cutest of borg + text posts (part one)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Saw @wingsofhcpe doing this so I wanted in on the fun too

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[wcrpbubble]

incorrect quotes pt 1 of ?

[abitunexpected]

Riker turning data off: pinochio is broken, his strings have been cut

Picard, holding a phaser set to kill: I would like to remind the court that being broken is just as easy for people Comander Maddox *does* consider to be sentient

[vorta-vortex]

Doctor Crusher: Who the fuck- Picard: Language! Crusher: Whom the fuck- Picard: No

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Star Trek Picard #5

Elnor: what is love?

Picard, Seven, Raffi: an emotional minefield

Soji, Ríos, Emil, ... : a neurochemical reaction

Agnes and Hugh: BABY DONT HURT ME-

(Source: https://incorrect-quote-templates.tumblr.com/post/680734379435327488/person-1-what-is-love-person-2-an-emotional#notes / @incorrect-quote-templates)

[overseer-picard]

In honor of "Attached" airing on this day three yearnful decades ago.

[lordlexion]

Jean-Luc Picard: *Returning to his quarters, tired after a challenging shift, wanting nothing more than to go to bed.*

“What the f-?!”

Q: *Lying suggestively on Picard's bed, with a rose in his teeth, to the accompaniment of “Shut up and sleep with me”.*

“Welcome back, Mon Capitaine.”

Picard: “I don't have the strength for it. I'm going to sleep on the corridor floor.”

*Exit.*

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Picard, in Ten Forward: Sometimes I feel like Hamlet, Number One. I am afraid of being paralyzed by indecision, what with the consequences of my position. Do you ever feel the same?

Riker, mildly drunk: Sometimes I feel like Mercutio, because making a pun and then dying instead of seeking medical help sounds like goals.

Picard:

Riker:

Picard:

Troi, grabbing their drinks from them as she awkwardly leaves: As ship's counselor, I'm just going to remind you that my door is always open.

[spacefinch]

Tasha: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Beverly: What?

Picard: What?

Geordi: What?

Data: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

People be worshipping Terry Matalas for saying "sPiRk rIgHtS" on some random subreddit when he all but killed the canon sapphic ship onscreen that he was actually in charge of writing 💀