#incorrect dialogue

[reemonna]

HI! Love ur blog. Can I req some nsfw headcanons for Connor Kenway? ;)

Oh dear, this is the first time for me to write a whole nsfw blog and I'm so anxious about it, especially if it's about Connor. I hope I won't disappoint and thank you so much!

!!! (Warning: NSFW / not for minors / +18 content) !!!

NSFW Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway headcanons

(During the events of AC3)

In spite of his terrifying physique and alarming gazes when he's hunting down an enemy, he can be the softest and most caring creature you'll ever get to know when it comes to him having a physical contact with you

He's so strong and able-bodied, so he can pin you to the wall with both his arms easily and you're here squirming before his huge body

When you're giving him head for the first time he'd be really concerned and anxious the whole time that you might choke. He's fully aware he is that huge

Him having kinks? I don't think so. He's an innocent boy, it's even possible for him not knowing what does the word 'kink' stand for in the first place. He could even ask you about it

"Nó:ronhkwe (love), what does the word 'kink' mean?"

"Where did you hear that from?"

But if he did have kinks, they would be the least risky and hurtful ones. Which means BDSM is a conclusive no for him

Connor is a busy man, he doesn't really have the time to have sexual and romantic relationships, he was once afraid he couldn't give his woman what she deserves. So having you would be his first. Yes, that means he is a virgin

Thus explain why he's shy and probably doesn't know what he's doing in your first time together. But he's a fast learner, with very observant eyes and sharp senses, he will take some mental notes of how to improve and get better by the time. And he definitely does

He's pretty skilled with his hands, according to training and using different weapons and managing them perfectly, so he really knows how to use them well, and he's ready to show you that in other ways than fighting, to play you like a violin, turning you into a sobbing mess

During the whole thing he will ask you some questions from time to time like 'Are you okay with this?', 'Am I doing good?', 'Do you want me to stop?' to let you know that he's wary and willing to make it as comfortable and pleasurable for you as possible

You wouldn't imagine what it's like to do it with him when he's mad about something. He turns into one brutal beast you won't be able to feel your body for a week at least

Once he's done and returns back to his senses, he will regret it immediately and keep on apologising (even if you're not really protesting), making sure you weren't badly hurt

When you're both close enough, he likes to play chasing games with you, tag for an example. He likes watching you from afar, determining your location with his secondary vision, licking his lips and eyeing you in a predatory way, closing the distance between you slowly like a vulture hunting down its prey. That's until he surprises you with a full-of-happiness giggle and hugs you. Holding you tight in a teddy bear way as if he's won his prize, whispering promises of a long blissful night to your ears

He looks like a sculpted statue of a greek god after reaching his climax. With his tired handsome face, pumped lips (more than they actually are), sleepy beautiful half-closed eyes, flushed tanned skin, tiny whines escaping his lips from time to time, sculpted flawless body and a rising and lowering sweaty chest. If he's conscious enough he would have a little wanton smirk on his lips with his eyes fixed upon you

He's the sweetest boy when it comes to the aftercare. He gives away lots of kisses and cuddles, asking you if he did well enough, could even prepare a bath for you to get cleaned up. He doesn't let you make the least effort possible. He takes care of everything himself until he finally lays beside you in bed, pulling you into his lap, fondling your hair tresses and kissing your forehead softly, wishing you sweet dreams

[hisbucky]

Chris: If you don't tell him, I will. Eddie: Buddy, it's not that simple- Chris, fed up: Buck! Dad's single again! Buck: What? What happened this time? I thought it was going great with her. Eddie, flustered: Yeah, no, well... Chris: He can't date anybody properly because he's in love with you, Buck. Buck, blinking: What. Eddie: Chris! Chris: What? Buck: W-wait a minute. Really, Eds? You're, you're in love with me? Eddie: ...Yeah, I am. That a problem? Buck: ...No, cause I'm in love with you too. Eddie, breathless: ...Yeah? Chris: I'll take my payment in Legos, video games, and official adoption papers, thanks. Chris, under his breath: Seriously, just a legal guardian my butt.

[xxhellonursexx]

Another great day in class with Daniel

Just think of all the stuff you’ll learn. 

[stargatelov3r]

Ronon: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Rodney: I think you mean cards.

Teyla: He did not.

Ronon, pulling out knives: I did not.

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 11

But might eventually.

I'm sorry. My brains are mush right now and this wouldn't go away.

So now it's here.

OPLA!Buggy X Reader

Suggestive, potentially NSFW

*laying in bed trying to sleep*

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

*sigh* "Seriously? This again?"

*sideways glance* "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"Saying it over and over again won't—"

"Can't sleep, clowns will—"

"Oh, for fuck's sake—" *pulling pillow over his head*

*clears throat and raises voice* "CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL—"

"Okay, okay, fine!" *detaches head and throws it at you* "Fuck!"

[lordlexion]

Jean-Luc Picard: *Returning to his quarters, tired after a challenging shift, wanting nothing more than to go to bed.*

“What the f-?!”

Q: *Lying suggestively on Picard's bed, with a rose in his teeth, to the accompaniment of “Shut up and sleep with me”.*

“Welcome back, Mon Capitaine.”

Picard: “I don't have the strength for it. I'm going to sleep on the corridor floor.”

*Exit.*

[sunsetschloe]

Feyre: *weeping* please, I will—I will give you anything—" Tamlin: Feyre: anything, anything Tamlin: Feyre: *sobbing her heart out* Tamlin: Tamlin: (dramatically) be happy, feyre *drops light into rhysand* *rhysand wakes up*

[t-rina]

Tuvok: Come on, captain, the warp core isn't the problem. Your personal regulations are keeping you and Commander Chakotay apart. You two just need to bone. Harry: [whimpers nervously] Janeway: What did you say? Tom: Don't say it again. Tuvok: I said you two need to bone. Harry: [whimpers] Janeway: How dare you, Commander Tuvok. I am your superior officer! [shouting, five minutes later, grasping the frame of her ready room] Bone! [sternly, ten minutes later, standing at Tuvok's station] What happens in my bedroom, Commander, is none of your business. [shouting, twenty-one minutes later, back in the doorframe] Bone?! [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[mythicalartistx]

Repliku vs Vanipliku Encounter part 3

Vanitas: So I wonder if Riku is having a heart attack right now as Sora asks him what love is

Repliku: Definitely. He's gonna kill us once he finds out we put Sora up to it

Vanitas: It's just too fun to mess with him I can't help it

Repliku: Is it fun to mess with me?

Vanitas: What no... Where did you *sigh*. Listen, you are your own person. Riku is someone separate from you. You are your own being that does things regardless of whatever Riku does. Your name is one of another

Repliku: Okay but you cannot ever compare yourself to Ventus ever again and say you're just darkness.

Vanitas: Hey! That's different

*Repliku gave him a look*

Vanitas: Okay fine...

Repliku: Alright I have an idea!

Vanitas: A name?

Repliku: It's...

Later

Vanitas: So you know how Riku in love with Sora?

Repliku: Well yeah everyone knows that even I thought I was in love with Sora at one time

Vanitas: Wait really?

Repliku: Just look at his bright personality and not to mention how he connects his heart's with everyone... It's part of the aftereffects of being his replica

*Repliku shrugged*

Vanitas: Well maybe everyone knows how Riku feels, but there's one who doesn't. Sora

Repliku: Oh yeah well... He could eternally but not realize it himself

Vanitas: There's no way. He may be oblivious and could love Riku too but who knows

Repliku: I know let's do something funny

Vanitas: Oh yes! I always wished that we were destined lovers!

Repliku: I didn't even say anything... How. Just how did you know that I wanted to pretend we got together.

Vanitas: Because it's torturing Riku! My favorite past time!

Repliku: Sadistic

Vanitas: Oh my sweet Blossom of darkness!

Repliku: Please stop...

Vanitas: Come on we gotta make it sound legit

Repliku: Fine my little darkness...

Vanitas:.... *Bursts out laughing* Pleaseee! PFFFFFF HAHAHAAH! HAAHAHAHAH! Oh certainly my dark flower! We shall tell Riku and his bf the good news!

Repliku: They're not together because of how scared Riku is

Vanitas: My sweet Dark Petals, but how did we confess again?

Repliku: You were injured.

Vanitas: Don't you mean you were injured. I was holding you, crying because I thought I was going to lose you

Repliku: Fine. I was mistaken as an enemy and got hurt badly.

Vanitas: I was on my hands and knees crying

Repliku: Didn't Sora do that to Riku when he found him again? It was after that one year of being asleep because Naminé was fixing his memories.

Vanitas: Probably. It definitely works, my darkest!

Repliku: Then you said you thought you lost me. You thought I was gone until I said no way that's going to end me.

Vanitas: Then we both confess our absolute undeniable selfless love for each other!

Repliku: Alright let's find them

At the same time

Sora: ..this is so awkward did I say something wrong to Riku

Riku: I'm so embarrassed what if he realized I'm in love with him and then hates me

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[misty-caligula]

*Nat walks in, immediately fending off well meaning hugs and banter from the other assembled 'jackets. She takes a seat on the couch infront of the spirit tv* Jackie, still not sharing the popcorn: Hi Nat. Long time no see. Nat: Long time. Jackie, smiling: It's okay Nat, I understand... My best friend killed me too. Nat, sighing deeply: Yeah, Jackie. I know.

[reemonna]

Hello can you make a another hc’s or Connor ? ;)

Yes, sure! Thank you for the request! (And sorry for the delay) To be honest, I was looking, lately, for some excuses to write more about Connor since he's my favourite assassin so here are some Connor headcanons. I hope you love 'em! (I will certainly be uploading other Assassin's Creed characters headcanons, but I think I'm going to stick with Connor for a while)

When you're stressed or panicked with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway

He blames himself for what you had to go through

He will try so hard not to show it. But his stoic face gaunts gradually seeing you weep and sob in his arms

He shows various signs, biting his lips, intensely moving his gaze away, gritting his jaws, or clenching his hands cruelly that his knuckles turn white

He gets narky and manic to the point he could set the whole world on fire just for your sake

He's considered socially awkward, thus why he's not really able to express what he really feels correctly -and nicely at the same time- since he comes from an isolated society, and he doesn't open up to anyone about any of these sensitive issues and events, especially these which happened to him as a child. So he just stays silent, holding the urge to say anything that might make the situation worse as much as possible

He will leave you alone for some time to let you calm down and manage yourself on your own should he feel you're stressed out in his presence

He tries containing and perhaps dragging these vengeful and bloodlust thoughts out of your consciousness -in a situation of one of your loved ones dying by the enemy-, whether by distracting you or alerting you of what walking down that road could lead to

He doesn't wish to witness you turning into someone he long-lived detested and fought, like the templars, or like himself sometimes

He'll try to know who's behind your sorrows and deal with them, staining his hands with more blood to keep yours clean

He will lean closer to you, aiming to embrace you, and by accepting his offer he will gently wrap his arms around you, holding you tight and absorbing your anger

Taking you to a tranquil place, where no one can be seen or heard except for your footsteps, and maybe the animals running around you -if you were in an open space among the nature-

He thinks a little walk in such places could ease the tension even a little bit, since he used to spend a lot of his time there whenever he wants to clear his mind

[hisbucky]

Bobby, insistent: I don't think carrying some mace and pepper spray is too much. It's not paranoia if it's real. Buck: Dad, I'm going on a date with a cop, not a serial killer. Either way, do you really think mom would've told Eddie where I worked at if she thought he wasn't a good guy? Bobby: Well, she decided to marry me so I think she has lapses in judgement sometimes. Buck, eyebrow raised: ... Bobby: Do not tell Athena I said that.

[xxhellonursexx]

I’m learning so much from Daniel

[stargatelov3r]

Ronon: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Elizabeth: I’m sorry. You were stabbed??!!!?!!!!?

Ronon: Lightly(!) stabbed.

[velvet4510]

(before you ask yes this dialogue is lifted from Avengers: Endgame and I thought it was perfect for these two)

Eowyn and Faramir sitting hand in hand on the walls of Minas Tirith after Sauron’s final defeat, thinking about Theoden and Boromir:

Eowyn: “I wish there was a way that I could let him know that we won. We did it.”

Faramir: “He knows…They both do.”

[alyceinwonderland777]

I'm (not) sorry