#middle school chris

[hisbucky]

*At the school drop off* Buck: Have a great day, buddy! See you at home later, alright? Then we'll go to the exhibit today like we planned right after. Eddie, arm around Buck's waist, practically cuddling in public: Yeah, Buck here's been real excited about spending our day off together today, so don't hang out too late with your friends, alright? Chris, the only one aware of all the staring from the other parents and his friends: You both are embarrassing. Embarrassing! Stop doing this when you drop me off together!

[wholock-pottergleek]

my roman empire will always be kurtbastian. like the missed opportunity, we really could’ve had it all :(

[heyitschartic]

I would have really loved to see what would happen if String Theory had survived Gold Morning. What do the Wardens even do with her running around except appeasement? There are a lot of countries getting close to war with Gimel, and she is essentially a nuclear detterant all on her own. No one wants to kick the country with a woman who can boil your seas. Permanently moaning, complaining, and insulting Dragon, except this time, she can't just ignore her since they're working together. More importantly, the second she got out of lockup, she'd go hunting down what happened with the egg Lab Rat had, and I'm sure she'd manage to find Chris.

Cannot imagine how horrible she would be as a bitchy aunt, there to permanently rub it in Lab Rat's face that she survived and all he has left is this teenage sorta-clone. They would absolutely despise each other. Would be a much more interesting conversation when Vicky goes to investigate his living situation though.

[ivyembracertifiedbitch]

[blue-thief]

listen... i'm just saying. would you rather have a coach who puts in 100% effort but his team loses every single game, or a coach who does the bare minimum when it comes to coaching yet somehow his team is still undefeated

output work/input work x 100 = % of efficiency

[moltenhair]

It's funny to be an adult who didn't realize they were queer until they were grown. Turns out those "crushes" on the cool boys weren't crushes. It was gender envy, but I didn't have the vocabulary to convey that

[shitouttabuck]

hi question for fic but does anyone know if american schools still have GSA clubs or is that a thing of the past

[gayfandomblog]

I find it very funny that gale will be visibly annoyed if you ask him to overexplain or follow you down a tangent, but he'll also remain on whatever tangent you send him on 100%. he's the kind of professor who claims not to believe in stupid questions but also struggles to contain his frustration with questions he thinks are stupid

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

I watched Chris Fleming’s special on Peacock and my takeaway is that with a budget is somehow more surreal and fever dream then normal. 1000000000/10, highly recommend

[joslincox]

Chris Brown - Exclusive (2007)

Throwed

Kiss Kiss (With T-Pain)

Take You Down

With You

Picture Perfect (With Will.i.am)

Hold Up (With Big Boi)

You

Damage

Wall to Wall

Help Me

I Wanna Be

Gimme Whatcha Got (With Lil Wayne)

I'll Call Ya

Lottery

Nice (With The Game)

Down (With Kanye West)

Get at Ya

Mama

Fallen Angel

[hisbucky]

*at a firefam house party* Eddie: Remember how you said you miss having Chris say 'I love you' to us every day? Buck, sniffs: Why'd you gotta bring that up? Eddie: Cause I told him that his ears get all red when he lies. Buck: How's that gonna help? Eddie: Just look. Hey, buddy! Do you love us? Chris across the room, covering his ears: No! Buck: Everyday I love you more and more, dear.

[chrissdollie]

im so overwhelmed with requests idk what to write first 😭😭

[amymarchapologist03]

woah woah woah! i like percy jackson again (pjo ship ranking)

canon:

percy x annabeth - 10/10, show some respect. they are the ogs and they are perfect to me.

grover x juniper - 7/10, cute, but boring

charlie x silena - 8/10, there will be no silena slander in my household. UGH i love them and i wish we got more! the dynamic is so cute and fuck luke for ruining it

chris x clarisse - 5/10, no. idk but clarisse is a lesbian to me. also chris gives me the (major) ick

will x nico - 9/10, i’m a sucker for sunshine x grumpy. they’re adorable. that’s it.

not canon:

travis x katie - 10/10, they are canon to ME and you can rip this ship out of my cold, dead hands. i don’t know how to explain it but they are perfect for each other.

clarisse x silena - 8/10, it has potential, especially with clarisse’s lame ass boyfriend, but for it to happen, charlie can’t be with silena and i don’t like that :(

percy x rachel - 4/10, i don’t think anyone actually ships them, but rach likes girls, sorry. anyway, BROTP, they’re hilarious

[kingsbridgelibraryteens]

Middle School Monday: My Head Has a Bellyache And More Nonsense For MIschievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups by Chris Harris illustrated by Andrea Tsurumi 

This poetry collection contains a weird and hilarious selection of poems, including poems that can be read out loud by multiple voices, a haiku limerick, a limerick haiku, and even an awesome book-within-a-book. While the poems themselves are very entertaining, make sure to also check out the subject index at the end of the book. Subjects include larger categories like anger and fire, and sub-categories like Brothers (The kind that can be annoying sometimes) and Dancing (While trying to take off your pants).

Give this book to readers of ALL AGES who love laughing at the silliest things!

[mxlxdroit]

someone in the library next to me is explaining the pretties series to her study buddy

[eva-knits12]

When a fandom regresses to middle school antics

Me: really? We're doing this again for the upteenth time this week?

Me: I'm too old for this. Now, I'm off to run errands, and get some chocolate, and some coffee. Adulting sucks.

Me: This is so predictable, it's laughable. Both sides are just so predictable, it's hilarious.

Come on. I saw this entire drama with Chris Evans coming yet again. I knew this was going to happen.