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remember s antipsychiatry* smiles and happy*

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idk if that friend is Me but i am sorry, i was genuinely wrong and being deeply inappropriate. i am very sorry my jokes were hurtful as well, i don’t recall saying that but i fully believe that i could have. i don’t really want/expect to be forgiven but i was being a jackass and flattening things deeply incorrectly, and denying what is an actual problem. i love being transmasc and i love transmasc people & i am sorry you had to hold onto those feelings for so long.

the sexond thing was an irl friend so dont worey abt that.

anyways thank you i appreciate it . it did reallt hurt but fhat doesnt mean i will hold a grudge, you are very kind

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im wondering when im gonna get access to the male priviledge i have??? and when ill stop experiencing misogyny????? guys im transmasc i thougjt i was supposed to be a man with man priviledge and also stop experiencing misogyny and gain more priviledge? when do they stop calling me a dyke and grabbing my ass guyyysss :(

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will miss beloved ever come back to us? 👀

Absolutely. We’ve got a plan. It’ll just be a hot sex 😭😭

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what’s your favorite sect of christianity

I thought they couldn’t do that until marriage?

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Post apocalyptic setting but the apocalypse is localised to one area, like you're walking through the flooded ruins of New York or some shit, and fighting off the mutant chihuahuas but then you see a train go right past you heading to Boston and that's how you find out that other humans are alive and they are fine

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I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

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If you've started a movie and got at least half way through, that counts as yes.

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@softenedsunbeams i know you cant do mods bit here. dov

Are you still working on the modpack? I haven’t seen that many updates on it on tumblr. No rush though! Take as much time as you need.

Yeah, I'll update it soon

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Misogyny.

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Perhaps… some form of robot kitty?

today's daily is: some form of robot kitty

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Her: you must be sad ant with a bindle if you think we fucking

Me:

I cant be assed to find the picture so just imagine it

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promiscuous worm just been slithering around here and there

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