#for all ages

[kpop-bbg]

[kingsbridgelibraryteens]

Middle School Monday: My Head Has a Bellyache And More Nonsense For MIschievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups by Chris Harris illustrated by Andrea Tsurumi 

This poetry collection contains a weird and hilarious selection of poems, including poems that can be read out loud by multiple voices, a haiku limerick, a limerick haiku, and even an awesome book-within-a-book. While the poems themselves are very entertaining, make sure to also check out the subject index at the end of the book. Subjects include larger categories like anger and fire, and sub-categories like Brothers (The kind that can be annoying sometimes) and Dancing (While trying to take off your pants).

Give this book to readers of ALL AGES who love laughing at the silliest things!

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I had to do this guys

[askfordoodles]

Mages when they run out of mana 🤣

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[beaulesbian]

Emmrich & Lucanis banter about/with Spite because it's a very fun angle of conversation between them

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[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[sketchytea]

veilguard women. do you understand

edit: forgot a lock of hair haha

[re-bogwitch]

Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.

[dirt-goth]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.