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Why split up your party in BG3? RP reasons, obviously!
[investigating various leads at a pleasure house] Tav: [whispering] Drow twins you say? Uh, gang, we need to split up, investigate different leads... cover all our bases, you know? [Grabs Karlach's hand]. You come with me. [Karlach looks like a puppy wagging its tail.] Shadowheart, grabbing Lae'zel's hand: We should go in pairs then. Lae'zel: Chk. Shadowheart: For reasons of defensive tactics, of course. Lae'zel: ... Excellent point. [Lae'zel stops pretending to be annoyed and takes Shadowheart's hand.]
I love my girl squad so much
#not quite an incorrect quote#minific#baldur's gate 3#lae'zel#karlach#shadowheart#roleplaying#gay#queer
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Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?
Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.
#i've been thinking about him quite a lot#will he be able to dethrone alhaitham though#incorrect quotes#honkai star rail incorrect quotes#hsr incorrect quotes#aventurine x reader#aventurine x you#aventurine#hsr x reader#hsr x you#honkai star rail x reader
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percy jackson summarized:
#percy jackson#pjo#pjo universe#pjo books#hoo#pjo hoo#heroes of olympus#leo valdez#the mark of athena#riordanverse#rick riordan#just leo being a mood#i think this captures the energy of the entirety of pjo quite well#incorrect quotes#incorrect percy jackson
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Captain Gerrard: Those are your chores for the week. Have I made myself clear?
Hen: You probably did.
Chim: We just didn’t listen to any of it.
Eddie: Your racist tone of voice is very difficult to hear.
Buck: I did listen to your every word and I counted 9 possible lawsuits based on discrimination, which is a feat given that you barely said two sentences.
Ravi: That wasn't very cutesy and demure of you cap. Brat summer is over, just so you know.
#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#911 abc#vincent gerrard#hen wilson#chimney han#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#he's quitting by episode 2#the 118 is gonna drive gerrard crazy
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Duke: Why does Batman have so many rules? I can’t help him if he won’t let me!
Dick: Rules only count if you respect the person who gave them.
Duke: But I…respect Batman…mostly.
Steph: If you stick your fingers in your ears and say “lalalala” loud enough, the rules don’t exist.
Jason: Nah, no need for that, Duke, I already blew the rules up. They’re dead.
Duke: I don’t think that’s how it works…
Damian: Father has no power over you. Ignore him.
Duke: Tim, you’re my last chance. Help me.
Tim: Oh? Just kill him. Then the rules won’t count. You can borrow my death ray blueprints.
Duke: …
Barbara: …who forgot to give Tim coffee?
#would Tim actually suggest this?#not while cognizant#but while running solely on intrusive thoughts and manic energy?#…quite possibly#incorrect batman quotes#dc#dcu#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#humor#duke thomas#jason todd#dick grayson#barbara gordon#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batfam quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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HL Incorrect Quote #100
*in the Room of Requirement*
MC, bursting in: I finally did it!
Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?
MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!
Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?
MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!
Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?
MC: Yep.
Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.
MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!
Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...
MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.
The group:
MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!
Sebastian, horrified: 95???
MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!
The group:
MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*
The group:
Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.
#As much as I want to 100% the game there's just so much#I wonder how worried the group would be if they did hear all these tasks the mc had to do#mc lives on coffee and spite#mc spite-completed the game lol#Hundredth quote yayyy#That's quite the milestone!#Thanks for reading my incorrect quotes guys#hogwarts mc#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#poppy sweeting#natsai onai#amit thakkar#hogwarts legacy headcanons#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes#hogwarts legacy
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Nurse, taking Maedhros’ temperature: …it says 40 Celsius?
Maedhros: you should see my father’s.
#Feanorians perpetually run a little hot#In a way that no one’s quite certain they aren’t all feverish#Fëanáro in particular should be having a seizure. He’s actually fine.#But as a result they are valuable to have around in cold weather#It’s rumoured Aredhel befriended them for this reason and this reason only#Just me bullshitting again what else is new#Silm crack#silm shitpost#silm#silmarillion#feanorians#feanor#feanaro#house of feanor#sons of feanor#tolkien legendarium#silmarillion headcanons#silm incorrect quotes
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apollo justice and phoenix wright text leak
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#phoenix wright#apollo justice#aa3#ace attorney apollo justice#beanix#chat should apollo quit
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Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…
Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
Alice: Hold the fuck up.
Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.
Rio: I have an idea!
Jen: No murder.
Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.
Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Agatha: What do you mean?
Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Agatha: No.
Jen: That actually explains so much.
Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.
Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?
Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.
*later*
Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?
Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.
*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*
Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!
Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!
Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:
Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?
Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?
Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.
Rio: :)
Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.
Agatha: Here, I’ll try.
Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-
Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.
Agatha: The ends always justify the means!
Jen: Do you know who said that?
Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?
Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.
Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!
Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!
Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?
Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.
Lilia: I am at a loss for words!
Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.
Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:
Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*
Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.
Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!
Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.
Alice: There are two types of people.
Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)
Lilia: …three. Three types of people.
Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.
Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?
Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.
Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.
Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.
Alice: Do you trust me?
Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.
Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!
Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?
Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.
Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.
Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!
Teen: She WHAT?
Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!
Agatha: SEE?!
BONUS:
Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?
Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen agatha all along#billy kaplan#señor scratchy#agatha all along spoilers#Agatha all along incorrect quotes#alice “mommy issues” wu gulliver#agathario#we love our dangerous lesbians#we were robbed of alice getting to use her ex cop skills and I’m salty about it#agatha is a problem child#rio is a menace to society#they left her in jail#she broke out#I think I’m funny#found family#mentions of wanda maximoff and lorna wu#alice needs a damn hug#and so does teen (I can’t call him billy quite yet I don’t know why)#lilia is the friend-turned-mother-figure that alice and teen both desperately need (sorry agatha you don’t count right now)#tw: sex jokes#tw: violence jokes#really just tw: rio vidal#sometimes family is a traumatized teen; the stressed witch he designated as his pseudo mom; her psycho ex wife; her mlm friend;#a reluctant nepo baby with depression; and the crazy psychic grandma they found on the side of the road
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oop i think he heard himself being called out, nobody move…
#i’m not naming names but…#rhymes with beve barrington#no other bisexual dilf pathetic men are doing it quite like steve#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#incorrect steve harrington#incorrect steve harrington quotes#steddie#joe keery#fruity four#stranger things#steve stranger things#bisexual steve harrington#gay steve harrington#steve harrington is a mother#babysitter steve#steve the babysitter#stranger things incorrect quotes#steddie incorrect quotes
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Price: Look, I know we're both still upset about Mexico, but we have to play nice with Shadow while they're on Farah's side.
Nik: Tsk. Fine.
Price: Thank you. Ah, Commander Graves.
Graves: Captain. Who's this?
Nik: I could pick you up and throw you four and a half meters easily.
Graves:
Price:
Nik: Six meters if you weren't in full kit.
Graves: re...really...?
Price: Nikolai. A word. NOW.
#submission#graves: *sudden sexuality crisis*#price: NIK. STOP DOING THAT. FUCK'S SAKE!#he intended to be threatening but he did quite the opposite#now price has to deal with the consequences#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#cod nikolai#phillip graves#incorrect quotes#nikpricegraves#pricegravesnik
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AU where Steve came to California for his family summer vacation when he was 9 and met a boy with blue eyes, blond hair, and with a cute surf board, and they hung out for that whole week
Ten years later, Steve is super determined to go back and find him again
#harringrove#this au is quite neat innit#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#incorrect harringrove quotes#harringroveera#billy hargrove x steve harrington#harringrove edit#harringrove textpost#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#incorrect steve harrington#steve x billy#steve & nancy#harringrove au#harringrove imagine#billy hargrove meme#harringrove headcanon#steve harrington meme#steve harrington x billy hargrove#harringrove meme#nancy wheeler
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Enid: You've been in a mood all day, what's wrong?
Wednesday, standing with her arms crossed, mumbling: Nothing.
Enid:
Enid: Oh! Is it because you want a hug?
Wednesday:
Enid, laughing: You could've just asked Wends.
Wednesday, blushing: Shut up.
#wednesday needs enids hugs to keep her grounded sometimes#but hasnt quite mastered the art of asking for them#black cat x golden retriever#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday#enid#wenclair
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Bobby: I feel so old.
The 118: ...
Bobby: You're supposed to say "No, Bobby, you're not old! You could still run a marathon if you wanted to"
Ravi: You are old, though.
Hen: But you look very good for your age!
Eddie: Yeah, you're totally a silver fox.
Chim: Very ruggedly handsome.
Buck: You're not running a marathon, though.
Ravi: Because you're old.
#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#911 abc#bobby nash#ravi panikkar#hen wilson#eddie diaz#evan buckley#chimney han#ravi no#bobby is thinking about quitting again
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Pansy: Draco, just call Harry and tell him that you want to be friends again. It took you so long to be friends
Draco: Look, Pansy, I can’t. I just cannot hear about Harry’s girlfriend and her ass that don’t quit, okay?
Draco: My ass don’t quit! What about my ass?
Pansy: Draco, please just call Harry
Blaise: Seriously, mate
#drarry#his ass definitely doesnt quit#harry potter#draco malfoy#incorrect drarry quotes#harry x draco#hpdm#harry potter x draco malfoy#incorrect harry potter quotes#draco x harry#daddiesdrarry on instagram#pansy parkinson#blaise zabini#incorrect hp#hp#hp text post#hp incorrect quotes#hp imagine#incorrect hp quotes#hp ships#drarry squad#drarry gang#drarry textpost#incorrect draco malfoy quotes#source: new girl#incorrect pansy parkinson quotes#incorrect blaise zabini quotes#slytherin trio#silver trio
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[Duke is sitting on the couch at the manor and is flipping through the channels on tv until he sees something]
Duke: "Guys look, there's circus on tv! Wanna watch it?"
*Everyone stops suddenly*
Dick, tears already welling up in his eyes: "Cool! I might cry watching it but yeah sure, don't mind me, eheh!"
Duck: "Ook–"
Jason: "Nuh uh, uh uh! The first clown I see I punch the tv and I'm not kidding."
Duke: "That seems a little excessive, but–"
Damian: "Look at that miserable tiger! They shouldn't extract exotic animals from their natural habitats just for our amusement! You have no idea how horrible it is for– *keeps rambling about animal cruelty in today's society*
Cass: *nods confidently*
Tim: "Only if I'm allowed to explain every conjuring trick, otherwise there's no fun."
Duke: "Why would you–"
Jason: "I TOLDJA IF THE FUCKING CLOWN APPEARED I–"
Dick: Jay NO–"
[Dick and Tim try to stop him from punching the tv]
Steph, smiling happily as she sits on couch, ignoring the chaos unfolding before her eyes: "I wanna watch the circus!"
Duke:
Duke: "Haha! Nope. Too late. I'm turning the tv off. And never turn it on again."
#Poor Duke just wanted to watch the circus#Unfortunately it's quite a sensitive topic for the Batkids#Duke sometimes wonders how he ended up with this family and can’t find an answer#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batkids#dc comics#my incorrect quotes
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