#formula 1 incorrect quotes

[shrimptiger]

Oscar: Lando, am I ugly?

Lando: nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world!

Oscar: Carlos, am I ugly?

Carlos: very much.

[apollosdaydreams]

Burning

Lando Norris x Reader

You and Lando were enjoying each other's company snuggling on the couch. When you started to smell something strange.

“Lando? Is something burning?” You asked, sitting up.

Lando looked at you and gave you a giant goofy smile. “Just my burning desire for you.” He said.

That's when you looked over and saw the toaster. “Lando. The toaster is literally on fire.”

Landos eyes widened. “Oh shit!” he said, jumping off the couch and unplugging the toaster. “Shit, shit, shit.” He said.

You then got a towel and soaked it in water and covered the toaster.

“Well that's certainly a way to start a morning.” Lando said while putting his hands on his hips.

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Authors note: sorry I’ve been inactive again, I’m currently on vacation! I hope I can get another one posted before I leave! But my requests are open, so if you want to send a request please look at my pinned post!!

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[versatancore]

*charles just passing by*

pierre : i'm not gay but damn.

lewis : it's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay.

max : to be honest, i'd fuck him.

george : see now? that's gay.

[ryesingerrose]

Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

[kolbalissh]

f1 as textposts but its only carcar this time part 3/?

[interstallerrr]

Seb: sees max and charles together

Seb: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Lewis: You mean… you ship them?

[f1incorrectquotess]

Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

nortrell + txt posts = true 2.0

[diqestivos]

kimi edit bc I am so bored

ib chaerish

plus other shit I pulled out of my ass

[mclarennerd1645]

Max: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Charles: Are you okay.

[exactlaptime]

*at max and charles' house warming party*

Pierre : are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Charles : I'm a knife 😠

Max [from the other side of the room] : he's a little spoon

[shrimptiger]

Lando: What if I want us to move in togeder and grow old with our cat?

Carlos: Lando, we are not getting a cat, stop trying to convice me, you know I'm alergic.

Oscar pouts, his ears flattening

Carlos: Not you, baby, I can grow old with you.

Yes this is about the cat Oscar fic, how could you tell?

[apollosdaydreams]

Your Point?

Lando Norris x Reader

Warnings: suggestive, no smut

You and Lando were both breathing heavily, you looked up and him and gave him a small smile.

“Are we fighting or flirting?” You asked, holding back a laugh.

Lando looked at you deadpanned, showing now emotion. “I’m pinning you against a wall and my hand is around your neck.” He said, squeezing your neck slightly.

You cocked your head to the side, giving him a smile. “Your point?”

Lando growled slightly as he lifted your up so your legs were around his hips, pushing through his bedroom door he laid you down on his bed.

“You are in for a treat tonight sweetheart.” He said leaning down and kissing your neck.

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[versatancore]

charles : i decided to adopt oscar.

max : lol charlie, you're late.

charles : what do you mean "you're late." ??

max : where do you think he got his maxplaining from?

[ryesingerrose]

Charles: Almost got into trouble at the meeting.

Max: Why?

Charles: Fred pointed a pencil at me and said ‘the person at the end of this pencil is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end?’

Max, nearly losing it: This is why I love you.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

*sebastian and christian sitting on a bench*

mark: why do you guys look so sad?

christian: sit down so we could tell you

*mark sits down*

sebastian: the bench is freshly painted.