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I am a Clone Wars-era Star Wars fic writer. I've been staring at mando.org for literal years to find slang, fic titles, and nicknames. I once read every entry to make sure I knew all the options for some term or another.

How did I just realize that the Mandalorian word for droid is beskar'ad? Mandalorians literally call droids, "Iron-child".

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard.

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btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

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Dear Lando,

words cannot describe how proud I am of you. You fought well when everyone was against you, I am glad you didn’t let others decide your capability and I know this year was just the start. Keep smiling and know that your fans love you and will always have your back. This year you gave us a glimpse that you are an excellent driver in budding and the coming years will be a real fight for others. coming 2nd, I know it’s not won but lost, but you rose from an inexperienced rookie to a world champion contender.

for many more wins and future and my future champion, lots of love and don’t be disappointed because this is just the start of a journey of a world champion 🏆

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this year as a lando fan while it’s had its highs (it been great to witness everything he’s achieved) it’s been an absolute struggle more so than any other year, i’ve feel myself becoming less and less attached to the sport and to do so in the year he got his maiden win and was “fighting” for wdc feels so shitty. and the fact is it’s got absolutely nothing to do with lando himself, i will continue to support him no matter what, but the discourse surrounding him, people trying to minimise every achievement he got, the bombardment of hate towards him has been nothing less than disgusting, psychotic and heartbreaking. i used to come on this site and go through landos tag to see if id missed anything he’d been up to and it was something that brought joy to my day, however now i can’t scroll through the lando tag without seeing hate directed his way by people, (who are not only losing a few braincells with their inability to correctly anti tag), who just think it’s fun to wish injury and death on people and dont seem to understand the irony in a lot of their posts. not forgetting the insane lando hate anon, while yes i enjoyed laughing at, would flood lando fans inbox’s with hate anytime he so much as breathed. anytime i go on twitter i see more hate for lando from other drivers fan accounts than i see positive things about their drivers. the anti lando hate train that some people think is cool to be on isn’t. and it just shows how rotten of a person you are if no matter what your supposed favourite driver does the first words out of your mouth are about lando norris and reason 626174 of why you hate him. it’s very telling when people who claim they aren’t fans are more obsessed with talking about him than those who are, i beg you all seek help and get a hobby because this type of behaviour isn’t healthy both for yourself and for others around you to witness.

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Yasmin: Good news! Max: You found where I hid your phone? Yasmin: ... Max: You found your phone?

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Oscar: We all have our demons. Oscar, grabbing Lando: This one’s mine

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*Yasmin is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* Yasmin: Clear orange juice? Yasmin: Oh, it's empty. Oscar , who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Oscar: Just trust your gut! Yasmin: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

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he's made the sport what it is today. if you started watching after drive to survive premiered he's the reason why you got here in the first place and no one will ever be able to take that away from him or from us. daniel ricciardo take a bow

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“Was it enough?”

A crackle of radio after the fastest lap in Singapore hangs in the air like a death pronouncement. One final moment in the cockpit, and it’s done. 13 years given, everything left out on the track.

“Was it enough?”

One single lap to end it all. The fastest, for one final dance.

One point taken away, from the team that took everything from him.

It’s quiet. The man who is larger than life, the brilliance of Formula One, the last of the late breakers sits in the cockpit and savours the moment for the last time.

A career that has been filled with laughter, champagne and the roar of engines ends quietly under the Marina Bay lights. Not a sound from the team that claimed to be family, not a word from the man who told him to come home only to toss him out two years later. Red Bull’s prodigal son returned home, and realized that home had changed.

Is it fair? The man who gives everything, broken bones and skin stretched over teeth too widely, has been thrown out for someone shiny and young. Not once, but twice. Kept smiling through it all, and maybe hoped that one day, it will hurt a little less.

A kid from Perth burst into the paddock with all his crooked teeth and curly hair, and instantly charmed the world with his smile. The cutthroat world of Formula One is not prepared for someone to be so kind, so genuine, so positive. He smiles, and the whole world is entranced. The personality that changes everything and the inherent goodness that runs so deep is captivating, and everyone wants more. “I’m Daniel Ricciardo, and I’m a car mechanic.” The world of motorsports stops and stares.

257 races. 8 wins. 32 podiums. It’s a career than most would dream of. Many have come, many have gone. None have changed the trajectory of this old money, uptight sport like he has. An infectious laugh that rang through the paddock week after week chipped away at the rigidity of sports media. Many racers are extraordinary, but not like this. To be known is to be loved, and there is none more beloved than Daniel Ricciardo.

“Was it enough?”

The silence rings out under the track floodlights.

Yes, the world answers. It was enough. It was everything.

Thank you, Daniel.

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Lando Nation reading all the haters saying Lando has changed since his wins, the car is illegal, he doesn’t deserve dotd, and they don’t want a McLaren domination.

SUCKS TO BE YALL BC I AM A HAPPY PAPAYA LOVER RN

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Max: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. Charles: Are you okay.

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Max: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Yasmin: It’s my turn to cuddle Charles. Max: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Oscar, teaching Lando to drive: Okay, you're driving and Yasmin and Charles walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Lando : Oh, definitely Charles. I could never hurt Yasmin . Oscar, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Yasmin : Hello Max , made anyone cry today? Max: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Lando : I think it's time to start fucking some shit up. Oscar: Oh no. Lando : More like "oh yes!"

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Yasmin : WHO THE FUCK- Charles: Whoa, language! Yasmin : I only speak fucking English! Charles: ...