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Kimi: I was wondering if you’d be my… guest… friend… person… thing. To the party.

Ollie: Like your date?

Kimi: That’s also a term that could be used.

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*At a bank teller window* Ollie, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit! Lando : HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU! Ollie: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube* Lando : GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Ollie: What are you eating? Kimi : You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Ollie: I like you, don't I?

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Oscar : Here comes the lightning! Oscar , whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard. Kimi : Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all

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Kimi : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Oscar : Oh. We're going out? Kimi : Wh...

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Oscar : As usual, Oscar has to save the day! Ollie: As usual, Ollie has to hear about it.

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Ollie: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Lando ate an entire tube of lipstick. Lando , whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

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Kimi : I think Lando is in trouble. Oscar : Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

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Oscar : I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Ollie: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are! Oscar : What are you then? Ollie: I'm a Virgo!

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Ollie: Let’s not Lando this into a worse situation than it already is. Lando : Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Ollie: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me? *Five minutes later* Ollie, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED

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Lando: If I see a spider, I simply leave the room elegantly and require Oscar to do something about it.

Lando: If he doesn't fulfil my wish, I simply will never go back in there

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Max: I deleted Google when I met you because my search was war over

Charles: That is really sweet, baby, but I still need to know whether this rANDOM BERRY YOU ATE ON OUR HIKE IS POISONOUS

Max: *starting to choke* It might have been

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Oscar: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Lando, poking Oscar's arm: Osc. Osc. Osc.

Oscar: WHAT!

Lando:....We're out of monster

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Oscar: When I was small-

Lando: *snorts* Was

Oscar:

Lando: Okay, you know what, bitch-?

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Lando: We have fun, don’t we Oscar?

Oscar: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life!