#no spoilers since it just came out

[nonovyabuisness]

Just Got Mario&Luigi Brothership yesterday with the pre-order metal game case.

So far, I love the art style (except on Peach for some reason), I have no clue where this game is going and I’m all for it.

Also, Mario doesn’t have a lot of self-preservation skills does he ?

[dollycxre]

real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):

#medialiteracyisDEAD

[dailynakaharachuuya]

Mori used like super glue to glue on the vampire teeth and now Chuuya has vampire teeth forever-

[smallsky]

SMUDGE CRYING ASDFGHJKL 😭

[kagoutiss]

junimo sight

[piko-rose]

"I never knew you were a hugger..."

"No body protects nature better than you, sweet Amy."

Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!

[dekusleftsock]

Something about motorcycles

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Marvels After Credit Scene that Didn't Happen but is Canon in My Heart:

So I really want a scene of one of the Flerkittens (white with blue eyes) to be wandering around the street meowing and then we see boots coming up to it and two hands reach out and then you see it.

The metal arm.

It picks up the kitten and walks off, maybe if you're feeling really fancy maybe a few lines of quiet "hey, hey, it's okay Sweetheart" or something like that and then BOOM we have Alpine in the MCU

Then cut to Thunderbolts and Bucky still has no idea that Al is a Flerken until they're in a fight and she gets attacked and Bucky is terrified they're gonna hurt his cat and then Alpine just gobbles them up and then like Yelena is like "JAMES BARNES WHAT THE FUCK"... Cut to Bucky looking equal parts horrified and impressed and just picks up Alpine and goes "uh...good girl?"

[currentlyonstandbi]

thinking about that article where Aidan talks about Five being lost this season, about how he doesn't know what his place is in the universe. thinking about how it might be because there's no longer any apocalypse to stop, no world to save, and comparing it to similar circumstances in season 3. thinking about the fact Five's response to having fulfilled his purpose in that situation is not to despair but to celebrate. you could argue that maybe it's because the reality of it hasn't set in, that he's essentially in the honeymoon phase of no longer having a place in the world, but I'd argue there's another consideration - his family. Five in S3 is content, happy even, despite no longer having a purpose because at least he still knows his place. and that's amongst the people he's dedicated decades of his life to saving. thinking about how, by the end of the season, Five was ready to finally put an end to it all - no more stopping the apocalypse. because at least he'd get to go out surrounded by the people he loved. but S4 sees them all split up. and now Five's without a purpose and without his family. and there's no end of the world to save them from; they won, timeline fixed, universe restored. his family is finally safe. and Five is still alone.

the unbearable tragedy of getting what you want.

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

this system sure is collapsing, am i right?

anyway meet procedure module <3 it has like..... chill older brother energy. its design is not creative lmao

[sysig]

Blood sugar levels (Patreon)

[mmikmmik]

I think one of the least subtle parts of Mouthwashing is when Anya dies and Jimmy is immediately faced with a medical emergency [caused by Jimmy] and loses his shit and does the thing Anya specifically said would not be effective (because they're out of real medical supplies [caused by Jimmy]) and only causes Daisuke more pain. (And also Swansea's idea for euthanasia is "hit him the face with an axe", which... okay I don't know if I could have come up with something better in his shoes, but...) And then Jimmy tries to take care of Curly and it's horrible. To be fair, Jimmy has clearly lost the capacity to think clearly about what kind of care Curly would need (/comical understatement), but imo part of what That One Minigame was communicating is that Jimmy genuinely has no idea what's going on with Curly's body or injuries [caused by Jimmy] and can't even imagine logical possibilities.

The game leaves a lot about Anya implied or ambiguous, but it really wanted to establish this: Anya does an important, difficult, unpleasant job and when Jimmy and Swansea complain about her work, they don't know what they're talking about.

[columbojumpscare]

Was wondering before getting here if that motherfucker was gonna be fat bc i did see some of Yugo's art where he looked chubby

that's not the case but HE DOES HAVE TITS

[a2zillustration]

I carried this thing for MONTHS with the EXPRESS PURPOSE of putting Raphael in it (knowing full well Larian wouldn't let me do that, mechanically) and I had one major miscalculation.

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[mohntilyet]

Personal headcanon about the "you picked the wrong dellamorte" line, I don't think illario actually likes rook outside the context of them being someone close to lucanis. Like rook on their own isn't much to him, but when they meet it's yet another person talking about his cousin (why isn't he good enough for whatever job they're hiring for?) and on top of that they somehow bring him back from the dead (another whole can of worms for illario). Now he starts turning on the charm, but whether he's actually interested or this is just one more thing his cousin has that he doesn't and it gets under his skin, who knows. Either way, rook ignores illario, the guy who lives off his charm, and is instead interested in the guy who's never even dated before and thinks giving someone a knife is how to flirt. Infuriating

NO THANK YOU !! i am genuinely sorry if i have ever implied illario is into rook like i see some takes about it and unless it like ties into your rook's personal backstory i don't seriously think he's romantically jealous. at all. my enjoyment of that line stems from illario's pathological need to make it about himself and not see his strengths but what lucanis has, and therefore what he doesn't. he's annoyed enough to try and goad you in the middle of a fight about the 'wrong' dellamorte and completely blind to the fact that the venatori are at best, a stupid fucking alliance, and at worst, a cult that will devour the crows from the inside out and illario would have been the one to give them the keys. he sees lucanis make allies, needs his own, and instead of charming the other talons/houses as he should, he (probably spitefully) picks the venatori. or maybe he just thought it would be easier. ugh he makes me want to telekenetically throw him around

[essektheylyss]

Okay this post does actually warrant a spoiler warning for Tales of Exandria (go read it. I am no longer asking.) but honestly I do think it is most likely that the circumstances of the first portion (chronologically) of the Bright Queen comics finished sometime in the past year or two prior to the current circumstances of the campaign and the subsequent portion is the one that takes place in 855 PD, but this does make Leylas's perspective on being in Vasselheim even worse and funnier, particularly if Ludinus does actually take the opportunity to try to show them all the Aeor footage. Like, your partner's dead, your divine child who was supposed to herald a golden age turned into a bloodthirsty drider and is also dead, and you'd love nothing more to murder Lolth with your bare hands. Instead you're in Vasselheim in endless meetings that absolutely cannot be emails because that smug jackass elf from the Empire, who stole your religious artifacts and started a war against you, thinks he's so smart for living an extra hundred years and is now attempting to claim that gives him the sole authority to break the moon open and kill all the gods. You're like three hundred years older than he is. You don't give a shit about the pantheon. He tries to give you his powerpoint presentation pitch. You disdainfully write "Ludinus Da'leth" right above "Lolth" on the top of your list titled, "To Hunt For Sport".