#but who tf thinks a 352 yr old witch is older than someone whos been around since the start of time?? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dollycxre · 11 days ago

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real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):

#medialiteracyisDEAD

#what's airi thinking? ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆#agatha all along #agatha harkness #agathario #rio vidal #agatha x rio #agatha all along spoilers #agatha harkness x rio vidal #guys please #don't forget their age gap i beg #not to mention that Rio is canonically an inch or so taller than Agatha too #agatha harkness has mommy issues #ofc she fell for death #RIO IS OLDER !!#lady death #like pleaaasee #my bbg rio did not just spawn out of thin air after agatha was born #death has always existed #she probably just made herself a corporeal form for agatha and thats about it #but she's still older !!#just because Kathryn Hahn is older than Aubrey Plaza doesn't mean Agatha is older than Rio 😭#'rio put her hand on the older woman's face' shit man #didn't realize death came into existence because of agatha #id say this is a prime example of people losing media literacy #but who tf thinks a 352 yr old witch is older than someone whos been around since the start of time??#she wanted an older woman #let her have her older woman 😭

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