#naaaaah really HOW

[cosmique-oddity]

WOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

Superpowered Tapa !!!!

You are our hero

MY BRAIN IS FREE AND SURVIVED ON ADRENALINE AHHDASHGDAS 1) Rough animation with idw designs is fun. Blurr turned out to be easier than I thought (imagine animating Deadlock *shivers*) 2) Clean up and coloring is NOT.

[nubeesart]

Day 31: Diavolo.

MC: 'Here in the Devildoom no one chooses to jump for the beef.'

I didn't get to draw everything I wanted, but life happend and I ended up being really busy this month. At least I get to post one last drawing for this challenge.

Promt list here!

Thanks so much for organizing this @obeymetournaments, it was really fun!

[skating-jellyfish]

Wha- THAT WAS NOT THE IMAGE I UPLOADED AS A HEADER LOL

Welp guess I got assigned patriotic at tumblr.

[aroaceofthesea]

Okay so i havent completely come to terms with it yet but WE WON THE HP CODEWARS (a coding competition in teams) AND WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO HOUSTON TO COMPETE IN NEXT YEAR'S COMPETITION WHAT

[joffyworld]

Queue Narinder opening the door at 6am again but throwing the Kama Sutra at him 😭

I just adore the idea that Aym would have like 7 babies that are his wife's species and then finally get a single kitten baby to hatch and just freak the fuck out about it all excited and also confused 😭

He'd wanna know what the hell he did different lmao.

[the-one-who-lambs]

uhh hello!! sorry if this is a tall order LOL but I wanna ask, do you have any narilamb fanfic recs? :D I already read yours and I really like bamsara’s and I’m waiting for epicaandk’s to update (that one is my fav ever <3) but idk what to read now lol

Tall order?? Naaaaah, I'm always happy to give recs. Oh boy, I'm gonna go in reverse chronological order.

If you've read all of my narilamb fics (have you seriously? I'm impressed, that's probably well over half the 150k+ I've written for this damn fandom. Also, to anyone seeing this from a reblog, my stuff is over at onethirdofimpossible!) then here we go!

You already mentioned it, but The Rehabilitation of Death is excellent so far! This one is by @bamsara who is new to the CotL fandom but apparently not new to fanfic writing; they have a really popular FNAF fic and I assume the well-deserved attention this fic's been getting is a byproduct of the popularity they've already gotten in other fandoms. :D Welcome, bamsara! Many of the fic writers in this fandom are friends with each other already, but we don't bite if you wanna say hi.

Feel No Evil and Language Barrier, both by @payasita. I always love how payasita portrays this duo (in both digital art and writing), with so much sass and repressed loneliness, knowing they're stuck together for eternity and making the best of it. (And maybe falling in love, depending on how dense Narinder keeps being.) What makes these come alive for me is how well thought out the setting is outside the Lamb and Narinder. The descriptions and weight of emotions really pop here.

LITERALLY ANYTHING written by pavi / @i-eat-deodorant. Depending on how spicy you want your fics to be he has even more here. Character analysis, diction, pacing, etc. are consistently 10/10. Top-quality banter between a sassy Lamb and tired old man Narinder. We constantly bounce ideas off each other and inspire each other a lot but I promise I'm not hyping him up just because he's my friend oh my god please just go bless your eyes.

It Was For You, O Death by blueberry-muffin-massacre (if they have a tumblr, let me know so I can tag!). An intriguing alternative ending to the final battle wherein the Lamb chooses a secret third option by refusing to give up the Red Crown and still observing Narinder as the God of Death. So many details are so well thought out and duality their relationship is nicely characterized-- both genuine care for each other and also quite unhealthy. A fine line treaded well!

Confessional by jusmove (again, lmk if they have a tumblr). Been a while since I've read it, but I love how the Lamb chips at Narinder's very carefully built emotional walls. Their personalities are very well fleshed out here, especially Narinder's cognitive dissonance at being able to process love.

Confession by @thewitchoftheweed. I didn't expect a part two to this one, but my god I was so thrilled when it did update. Narinder and Lamb with their unique and parallel loneliness and their fucked-up sense of everything. Their relationship is very rocky here, and I love how they navigate it: with tension and eventual, pained acceptance. Mind the rating.

Of Character Development and Being Dense by @calliecature. A short and sweet narilamb classic. They're both mutually pining and one of them is too emotionally repressed to realize it. Guess who.

Not An Offering, But a Gift by @checkplzjuliet. Small confession fic. I especially love how Narinder's descriptions twist the knife of his situation here, and how Lambert is a total foil for him! There are a lot of good things happening in such a short span, which is impressive.

Also, if you think you've read all my narilamb fics... I do have a secret one out there too. Just so you know.

Happy reading!

I'm already friends with many of the people here, but if any of the writers I've tagged have been kinda wanting to reach out for a while but feel a little anxious... Don't be. I've made my best friends in this fandom by literally just waiting for some of my readers to get over whatever assumption they have that I'm cool and say hi. Or being the more confident one first.

[razorblade180]

Bed History

Firefly:Caelus, I have a very important question. Silver Wolf has told me some…interesting things. So I was wondering…

Caelus:How many people have taken me to bed?

Hologram appears

Silver Wolf:You knew what I meant by Smash. Don’t even pretend. You took me to bed. *disappears*

Caelus:So that’s one person right there. There’s March dragging me and Dan Heng into interesting situations.

Firefly:*red* You’ve slept with a boy?

Caelus:I will emphasize that was not on either of our plans that day. Only March’s. Other than that, there’s Sparkle you know about Stelle.

Firefly:I’m sorry, what was that?

Caelus:Huh?

Stelle:*opens door* Naaaaah I heard that shit. You slept with who!?

Caelus:…A Masked Fool.

Firefly:What!?

Stelle:When!?

Sparkle:How!?

Caelus:I-

They all turn their heads, including Sparkle. She then looks back at them as she chews on some popcorn.

Sparkle:You’re out of popcorn by the way.

Caelus:In my defense, this happened when you were dead and the first time I saw Robin was her body fading away. The vibes were at an all time low.

Sparkle:So your favorite trash compactor was mixing drinks and trying to dance sadness away. It kinda funny in a painful way. Like a comedian trying to save his performance.

Caelus:See? She’s just annoying and yaps. You ever just wanted to shut someone up who’s so smug?

Firefly:By sleeping with them!?

Stelle:I hate to say it….but if I had ran across Aventurine again back then and he called me Ms. Stelleron one more fucking time…

Firefly:Far be it from me to predict the actions of a Fool but how the heck do you even convince someone like her to entertain that idea?

xxxxx

Sparkle:Well well well look what the cat dragged in. A funny looking raccoon confused in the big city.

Caelus:You really think you’re above all. Just the ultimate risk taker with no care in the world.

Sparkle:Don’t know what you mean. Like any supporting character, I’m filling up space and watching the show. So what if the stage blows or the performance gets canceled. Another starts, so why be scared to step on any or play whatever?

Caelus:You really are crazy.

Sparkle:Perhaps~ like I said, anything can happen so anything goes. No need to get cold feet or stuck in the same scenes.

Caelus:Ever slept with a bomb?

Sparkle:….What?

xxxxxx

Firefly:You. Are. Insane.

Sparkle:It was a good question.

Stelle:Honestly i respect the hustle.

Sparkle:Maybe don’t die and make people sad. It was a one and done. Although…I’d give the performance four stars. It makes me wonder how well the leading actress performs.

Stelle:Keep dreaming.

Firefly:*pouts*

Caelus: *pinches cheeks* I’m sowy. Don’t be mad.

Firefly:I’m not mad. Also stop playing with my face!

Caelus:Not until you’re happy again. Although this side of you is cute.

Stelle:Very cute. *pokes face* Hehehe

Firefly:*blushing* (Why are they like this so often?)…..

Sparkle:Alls well that ends well.

Stelle:I can’t tell if you’re a matchmaker or a home wrecker.

Sparkle:Why not both? Don’t put me in box. Unless it’s with a certain fallen angel. Hehe, oh how I bet dear Chicken Wing Boy would cherish any familiar face these days. The Songbird might actually faint if her brother wanted some elation in his life. Only time will tell.

Firefly:I’m telling Robin you said that.

Sparkle:It’s hilarious you think I haven’t told her this myself. Her brother is hot and everyone knows it. He’s gotta put his sins somewhere and I know where.

CFS:You are an actual menace to society.

Sparkle:Said the Stellaron Hunter with her two stellarons. *vanishes*

Stelle:…So do you need my list of people?

Firefly:It’s two people and one is me. The other you just complimented his craziness.

Stelle:….I gotta step my game up.

Firefly:That’s not the message you should take from this!

Caelus:What’s your history.

Firefly:Just one. Could be two but maybe I should reevaluate.

Caelus:I respect that decision.

Firefly:…I mean you can sound a little disappointed; nothing is set in stone.

Stelle:Don’t fold so easily! You had me on the back foot blushing and kicking my feet. What’s so different here!?

Firefly:Silver Wolf gave me FOMO!

Caelus:Did she on purpose, or did you ask questions and never stopped?

Firefly:Not important.

Hologram appears

Firefly:I asked questions.

Caelus:Thanks for wingmaning.

Silver Wolf:Eh, I was bored and out of resin.

Stelle:(Step one; find a wingman…)

[ingravinoveritas]

thetardisisblueandroseistoo replied to your post "I didn't think it was possible for him to look…"

I'm going to be zero percent surprised when it comes to light down the road that the last few years of David and Georgia's marriage were completely for the sake of his public image….It amazes me how we have seen it with other celebs and yet people look at him and go "Naaaaah, he's with a woman, he's totally 100% straight!!"….

@thetardisisblueandroseistoo I mean, regardless of what may happen with David and Georgia's marriage (and I'm not saying you're entirely wrong), what I take from this is that I do not understand anyone who still wants to dismiss even the possibility of David being anything other than 100% straight. Especially if their reason for doing so is only that he is married to a woman.

Because when I look at this photo from tonight, I see a lot of things:

I see silliness. I see joy. I see (more than a little) tipsiness. But what I see most of all is someone who isn't hiding anymore. That could mean one of several things, of course. David could just be a really flamboyant straight man who's finally being open about that side of him, and there is nothing wrong with that.

When taken together with everything we have seen over the last year, however--the abundance of Pride gear David has been wearing, the flashy/bright/sparkly suits, the interviews where he talks so emotionally about Pride--it starts to feel like something else. That it's not just the clothes; it's that the clothes are an external representation of something David is feeling on the inside.

Maybe in the past he felt the need to dress or behave a certain way for the sake of his public image (which as you said is something that's happened with countless other celebrities), but whatever is on the inside now is demanding to be seen, heard, and respected. And I genuinely love that David now seems to be in a place in his life where he can let that out without worrying what other people think...

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Tell me you did not write 11k in less than a week. My poor heart couldn’t take it…

(Joking aside, amazing job on Five Repercussions!!! I’ve only read Mikey’s part so far but my favorite parts are “Casey came back in and he and Draxum forced a straw into Mikey's mouth and told him to sip. Mikey was too tired to sip. He sipped. Begrudgingly.”

And, obviously, when everything started repeating and blurring together! It really got across that feeling of delirium!)

Naaaaah, it wasn’t a week! It was —

*checks the publishing date*

Oh. It was a little bit longer than a week, but essentially yeah.

I had the most fun writing Mikey’s chapter! I love writing characters being sick or sleepy, especially from their own POV. I wrote it based on my own experiences with really bad sickness as a kid, and how I feel when I have delirium. I tried to put a little of me into each chapter.

Mikey’s fever experiences.

Donnie’s hatred of eggs.

The relationship Raph has with Splinter, and the things Splinter says to Raph were directly based on my parent.

Leo’s reaction to nightmares.

[imagionationstation]

this is a dumb au I really wanna make for the soul reason that I love Shinigami

so basically…

separated au.

Leo and Mikey are raised by Splinter. Raph is raised by The Purple Dragons. And Donnie was originally raised by Shredder and is later raised along with Shinigami. Cause I love them both and there’s not enough Shinigami out there.

It’s just a dumb lil au I have that I need to expand on.

Plz don't feel like you gotta respond :)

I hope you’ll forgive me because I’m about to overthink this way more than absolutely necessary because that’s who I am.

Shini is great. She deserved more screen time.

Wait I’m a fanfic writer why haven't I fixed that-

“Donnie was originally raised by Shredder and is later raised along with Shinigami-”

DID SHINI’S FAMILY- LIKE- KIDNAP HIM???

DID THEY LIBERATE THE ABUSED TURTLE!?

IS SHINI’S FAMILY ACTUALLY AWESOME?!

NO, wait, even better- Shini came into Karai’s life long enough to kidnap her brother. She’s a sneaky child, but we don’t have any proof that she’s evil. She just vibes. It fits her profile, I’ve decided.

An eight-year-old Shini just comes home one day holding hands with an anxious green child with a shell like, “I HAVE A BROTHER NOW” and her parents go with it because they’re used to her doing as she pleases and Donnie (maybe a year or two younger) goes with it because Shini and her parents were nicer than the Sakis ever were.

*OKAY SO THE WIKI SAYS THAT SHINI LEARNS MAGIC FROM HER FAM WHICH COULD EXPLAIN HOW SHE MANAGED TO KIDNAP HIM SO YOUNG- (Is it kidnapping if he goes willingly?)

AND DONNIE IS NOW FAM TOO

MAGIC WITCHCRAFT DONNIE ANYONE???

If anyone asks, Donnie is her Kappa familiar. Her family is weird and the Japanese are superstitious so absolutely no one questions it.

(He still tries to stay out of sight.)

How does he get back to New York tho? 🤔

I can’t imagine Raph being raised by the Purple Dragons. Those dude can barely crime- raise a kid? Nah. Naaaaah.

I can imagine some crazy things but THIS?

Okay, okay. I’ll give it a try.

-I tried and it didn’t work. I failed you. The cringe is real.

Purple Dragons of another series, maybe, but 2012? Nah. Nah.

Now, to clarify. I’m NOT saying it’s a bad idea. I’m NOT saying I dislike the idea. And I’m NOT saying you shouldn’t play with this idea to your heart’s content. Totally do it. Absolutely go for it!!!

The prospect amuses me. I’m just not built for that level of imagining. As it is your AU, I will leave that up to you. *salutes*

[ikamigami]

So… unfortunately it has been actually confirmed that the VAs don’t believe it counts as incest unless both parties agree to be family, and also that disowned siblings don’t count because “relationships are fluid”.

Dbbxjxjxjbxbxjxjxbbxhxjxnxnxhxb

What?!

Ughhhhhhhh I wish I never knew that..

But to spite some people..

I say this: Nexus sees Solar as his brother so solarnexus ain't it >:)

I guess maybe Solar doesn't see himself as a part of their family.. naaaaah it's hacking untrue and we all know that tsk tsk

Well.. I just can't take them seriously..

Though I hope that VAs are aware about gore anons..

But if they do know about them and decided to defend this "the worst ship" then it's just below the low ya know..

Relationships are fluid indeed.. though I never saw anything romantic in Solar and Nexus' relationship 🙄 (though familial relationships aren't fluid really)

Sorry for what I'm about to say cause it's something that will offend you and many people actually but in eyes of some Nexus definitely had more "romantic" feelings towards Sun than anything else/nsrs

Though I'll boldly assume that unfortunately that certain group of people in this fandom is pressuring VAs in some way..

Yes this is my conspiracy theory

Yes this is wild for me to say

Yes this is really bold assumption

Probably even nerve-striking

But ehhh whatever

Cause if they decided to take sides

I have a full right to have a say about that as a part of this fandom, no?

Also incest is incest..

Like pls people it's really better to admit that you like problematic and even repulsing things cause guess what? Liking something in fiction doesn't mean that you're an awful being..

It only gets weird when you try to defend things like that.. and you start spewing some nonsense..

I'm not sure what VAs truly think cause I really think that they just took a side.. sorry but seeing how much they show in the show that they frown upon and laugh at people's ships I doubt it's actually what VAs think..

[nalyra-dreaming]

Do you think Lestat was serious about the open relationship aspect?

What open relationship aspect?

You mean with Antoinette?

That has many reasons, and none of them really pay into "an open relationship".

He wanted Louis to feed again. He wanted to make him jealous. That backfired, spectacularly. Of course. ™ Because Louis went and called his bluff, and I want to point out that Louis didn't really want that "open relationship" either. He explicitly looked up to see if Lestat was watching when he hit on Jonah, lol.

But nonny, humans are FOOD.

Antoinette was, at least at first, what I call a "feeding fling". Food that they played with. And then usually killed, as Louis' "she burn quick" more than hints at, because he might have been annoyed at Lestat having fun with Antoinette, but he expected her to be food and to be killed.

She became more when Lestat did not kill her.

And the tale in season 1 puts a heavy focus on jealousy - but it is a distraction that Louis employs on purpose (and which seems to work fabulously, lol) - he draws the attention away from the "why" his relationship with Lestat failed then. I talked about the intimacy aspect here.

As for the vampires and their relationships - that is not so easy. There is history. Lots of shifting feelings. And you can love more than one person.

I think a lot of people will be surprised by how difficult and entwined the relationships for these vampires are. Like, everyone is involved with another somehow.

If I would call that open relationship though? Mhhhh. Naaaaah.^^

There is a knot of relationships between them though^^.

[lusi-raul]

I’ve mentioned it on a reblog post before but since Slime might be returning soon I’ll say it again.

Forever’s theory about the eggs might have some credibility to it. He said that the eggs might be the people who were once inhabiting this island who were captured by the federation and made to act like eggs wiping off their memory? At first it might sound crazy but people keep on overlooking one thing. Gegg and q!Biden. Yes I know that people know very well who Gegg is, q!Biden? I don’t know but even Gegg made it to the twitter eggstatistics. People have just been treating Gegg like a goofy side character of Slime but if we look deeper into it we see that we have overlooked alot of details regarding this “egg”.

I think it is quite clear that q!Biden and q!Gegg are actually Maxo and Slime disguising as eggs. But lore-wise how can we explain how they can do that? They are different from other CCs who have other characters like Melissa is actually Roier’s cousin (I don’t know how true this is) and his Grandfather (I can’t find an explanation as to how they got into the island in the first place but another time for another topic) or Quackity and El quackity. Gegg was not introduced as a separate character from q!Slime and the same for Maxo as Roier is in on the plan of Maxo infiltrating the school.

If admins within the server are part of the federation, it means that they have the power to transform the island inhabitants into eggs via Gegg and q!Biden and probably into other entities too. It’s not like Slime and Maxo are like “I want to be egg” and poof they are egg. Someone had to have the power to transform them into one. Maybe q!Biden’s case can be a different story since he is the only egg who visually looks so different from the rest of the eggs but for Gegg? He looks so much like an actual egg that he passes as a real one. He was even provided with the signs the eggs initially had. Someone in charge behind the existence of the eggs must have been the same one who gave Slime the ability to turn into one.

Also we haven’t been able to discover the remnants of the existence of the Dragon within the island. I know the Dragon mother left but what about the traces of its existence? A dragon cave or a dragon scale? The nest which the baby eggs were left in? Where could be this dragon’s home before it left? The video that played when they introduced the eggs specifically said the dragon lived within the island. Not in another dimension like the end.

It could just be impulsive story telling where the writer writes the story as it goes without an outline but even if it is, this can be good to be explored and considered by the ones in charge of the overall lore.

I will repeat how funny it is for me that Slime and Maxo probably just thought of a funny bit and went through with it without realizing its potential to affect the overall lore. Like they just thought it’d be fun to act as eggs in a stream not knowing how integral it could be to the story. Imagine a funny bit turning into the hidden backstory of the eggs’ existence all because Slime wanted to be an egg for a stream to troll people.

Although, my crazy theory that I pulled out of my ass is, maybe Slime did it on purpose to find out what really happened to Flippa in order to bring her back. He went undercover convincing the feds to give him the power and information to infiltrate them more successful than even Cellbit ever did because the feds underestimated Slime’s potential to destroy them and bring them to light. That could explain his disappearance and he succeeds and saves the other eggs and reunites with Flippa?

Naaaaah. I’m just losing it rn CAUSE I JUST WANT FLIPPA BACK AND I CAN’T STOP MAKING UP SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD THINKING OF WAYS WE CAN HAVE THE DEAD EGGS BACK WHERE IT MAKES SENSE TO THE LORE. Bobby, Flippa come back pls 😢

[howlingday]

Persemblance

1 / (2) / 3 / 4

Qrow: Hey. Some girl named Weiss Schnee went missing.

Qrow: All this work is such a pain! It's like people expect huntsmen to solve crimes or something!

Qrow: Ruby, get your uncle another beer.

Ruby: ...

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Neptune: Weiss really isn't at school today...

Port: THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD!

Neptune: It's almost like that crazy TV world we fell into has something to do with the murders!

Naaaaah.

Neptune: I can't just walk away this time. I need to find out why Weiss had to die like this!

Yang: Neptune...

Neptune: ...So can we go back in the TV again please, please, please~!

Sure.

Neptune: YAAAAAAAAY~! THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME~!

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Neptune: Alright, guys, this is going to be dangerous...

Neptune: So, I brought a rake!

Neptune: Also, Yang doesn't get to come!

Yang: Wh-What?! But I-

Neptune: Shut up and hold this rope!

Neptune: YAAAY, TV WORLD~!

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Somewhat: Hey! It's you guys again!

Somewhat: Now I get it... You must be the ones throwing people in!

Neptune: SHUT UP AND TAKE OFF THAT SUIT!

Neptune: (Yanks Somewhat's head off)

Neptune & Somewhat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somewhat: We must join forces~!

Somewhat: (Hands over glasses)

Neptune: What are these for?

Somewhat: So you can look cool during battles~!

Neptune: Battles- Wait! This is Weiss' parents door! I bet this place has something to do with how she di-

Somewhat: TUTORIAL FIGHT! TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Neptune: What?

Grimm: (Licks Neptune's face)

Neptune: WAIT, WHAT, WHAT IS THIS?!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PERSONA~

The Rusted Knight: I AM THOU, THOU ART ME...

The Rusted Knight: WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILYYY~!

Somewhat: Okay, listen; some Grimm have weaknesses, but they never make any sense! So just guess until you get it right! Here, press this button to get a helpful analysis!

Somewhat: I'm CHEESED to see your GOUDA input skills and FONDUE diligence for this SQUEAKER of a battle~!

ZIO!

Somewhat: Wowie, sir~! That was amazing~! Don't you think so, what's your face?

Neptune: Hey, why don't you call me sir?

Somewhat: Because you're comic relief!

???: WHY DO I HAVE THE WORST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD?!

Neptune: Is that Weiss' dad? I don't get it. Weiss always seemed like she was having fun at work... Y-You mean to tell me she WASN'T happy working at the store that drove her family out of business?!

Weiss: Hey, Neptune~!

Neptune: Yes, my sweet~?

Weiss: GO KILL YOURSELF!

Neptune: WHAT?! B-But we were gonna get married and have a million beautiful babies together!

?Neptune?: Whatever, man. She wasn't even that hot.

Somewhat: (Gasps) Two Neptunes?!

?Neptune?: More like one Neptune and one... AWESOME Neptune. Gee, living in the country sure is boring-

Neptune: NO, YOU'RE NOT ME, I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!

Somewhat: Whoa~!

Neptune: Naptiiime~!

Grimm Neptune: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE JUST ORDERED A STUPID LOOKING BOSS~! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZIO!

Grimm Neptune: OW!

Neptune: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Somewhat: You have to accept it, or it'll attack us again!

The strength of heart to face one's self has blah blah blah...

Neptune: Okay, fine, I guess I do kinda hate everything.

He has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships... THE PERSONA FARMER PIG MONK~!

Neptune: Sweet~! Maybe now we can save people who fall in here before they die!

Somewhat: Yeah~! You know, since you guys came in here, I've been wondering where I come from and-

Neptune: Yeah, whatever! See you later!

Somewhat: HUH?!

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Neptune: Hey, we're ba- Oh, crap, I forgot about you.

Yang: You guys are jerks!

Yang: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

Neptune: Huh. I guess we should apologize.

Neptune: Later! I'm going to bed.

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Blake: I'm wearing a kimono because I'm filling in for my mom at the inn we run!

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TV: Blake Belladonna is wearing a kimono because she's filing in for her mom at the inn they run.

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You should watch the midnight channel. There's a high school girl wearing a kimono on the screen. ...but you can't think of anyone who fits that description, so you decided to go to bed.

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Ozpin: Helloooooooooooooooo~!

Ozpin: Person, persona, persona...

Ozpin: SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS!

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Neptune: Dude! I'm so excited to find out who's behind all these murders!

Neptune: Let's be friends~!

You became friends with Neptune~! Neptune will now DIE FOR YOU

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yang: BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING!

Yang: BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING! BLAKE'S MISSING!

Yang: (Scroll buzzes, Answers) Oh, is this Blake? Yaaay~!

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Qrow: Two bodies hanging from telephone poles... and we don't even know if this is a homicide yet.

Clover: Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a-

Qrow: Shut up, Ebi.

Qrow: We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with the mo's got a perf al.

Clover: Sir, what are you even-

Qrow: SHUT UP, EBI.

Clover: Um, so what do we know about the case so far?

Qrow: The perp... is PROPBABLY in Patch!

ACE DETECTIVE~!

Qrow: Case closed! Let's get drunk.

Clover: Huh?!

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Ruby: ...

[monstrousproductions]

5, 8, and 16 for the ask game!

5. Be honest, which is your favourite character to write lines for?

In Monstrous Agonies it was 100% the CEO. I have one (1) friend with a corporate job who I sent all the CEO's lines to to check if I was making them insufferable business bro-ish enough. In Travelling Light, I really enjoy writing Wolph actually! He's got so much energy and I like hearing his voice in my head ❤️

8. Pick a character from your show and put together an outfit you think they’d wear.

I think the Traveller needs, wants and most importantly deserves dungarees.

16. Briefly outline your process for making a season happen.

Hahahaha OK so the basic model for a Monstrous Productions audio fiction is: about three months before the season starts, you make lots of brilliant and clever plans that will keep everything running smoothly, including social media, marketing, production, etc; forget to do any of that; crash into the start of the season with nothing but a hastily sketched outline on the back of a napkin to guide you; about three weeks in, have a panicked phone call with @aestheticcluttercore who then solves all your plot problems and designs the story arc and crafts a brilliantly paced season outline, all while sipping a bellini and polishing their sunglasses collection; and in the case of Travelling Light, proceed to run like hell through 8 weeks of production and release, then spend a week in a blibbering pile on the floor followed by a week of planning the next 8 week chunk; rinse and repeat.

The actual creation of the episodes runs rather similarly, but on a weekly basis: spend Mondays pretending you're going to write; spend Tuesday also pretending you're going to write; spend Wednesday pretending you're going to write until The Dread hits at around 8PM and you panic your way through to getting at least half an episode written; spend Thursday writing the rest of the episode, recording it, and editing the bulk of it, all while feeling like your hair is on fire and this is the week you finally balls it up; underestimate how long everything will take to do on Friday and just barely squeak the episode out on time; cling desperately to that momentum to write the annotated script for Ko-Fi supporters; play Baldur's Gate 3 for two days solid to recover.

Who, ADHD? Me? Naaaaah.

Questions from this post!

[iobartach]

Unpopular opinion

and

Canon you ignore.

mun talks about the muse

🔥 Unpopular opinion about your muse?

....oh the twitte.r stans will hate me for this, but... on reflection, i appreciated that they tried something new and different when adapting miguel for atsv? it's still the version of miguel that i enjoy the most, and yeah, there remains a load of questions left up in the air, that may still go unanswered when the third movie rolled around. but it brought so many new concepts to the table, that might not have surfaced with a perfect page to screen adaptation. it's great!

😒 Is there anything canon about your muse that you ignore?

Dana who...? :')

oh, she dated Tyler Stone, after choosing Mig over his brother Gabri?

Naaaaah , get the fuck outtaaaa here. panth friendo, you already know my thoughts on this </3 but for those in the audience ;

i am not giving ANY airtime to that icky ass cheating subplot that was explored in the 90ies run. this isn't to say that miguel was innocent, he takes some of the blame here too tbh, but ughhh. the only decent d'angelo that the 2099 timeline produced was her sister, jennifer, who is also 2099's goblin to me, rather than that ridiculous bait and switch plot with gabri.

this also cuts extraaaaa close to the bone when you consider; Tyler got up to the same shit, cheating on his own wife with mig's mom.

but i'll shut up bc i just... have SUCH vitriol for dana, and how she was portrayed, lmao.

so tl;dr ; i don't give a fuck about dana d'angelo, and whilst i'm at it, on the subject of xina qwan ( & before the retrofang stans hunt me down) , i don't ... really pay attention to the manifest destiny / world of tormorrow stuff. so in my book, miguel and xina were just childhood friends, with the added bit of her being LYLA's creator.