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*Slips the QSMP admins a 50*
So, I've got an idea for how you can tie off the Hope/Memory plot thread...
#q!cellbit#memory egg#qsmp#qsmp eggs#survival instincts event#my posts#imagine if q!cellbit met a certain someone in the afterlife 👀#i know it probably won't happen#much less him getting to permanently adopt them#but a girl can dream#qsmp theory#post purgatory#q!cell#cellbit#memories egg
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refused to get my teeth pulled today bc the dr was an asshate PhD in mansplaining. he wouldn't even look me in the eye. every time he should've looked me in the eye he straight up closed his eyes and would talk to me with his eyes closed.
anytime i would bring up a concern or a complication i was worried about developing he'd be like 'yep so that's a complication that's possible.'
like yeah thats doing nothing for me bud i knew it was possible. it's why im fucking asking about it and asking if you think im personally more likely to experience it.
#bro was soo annoying#became so much more friendly when i said 'yeah im not going to get any teeth pulled today. it isnt necessary and it's not worth the risk'#suddenly it was all hey lets make jokes (((about my medical conditions))) and let me adopt a completely different tone thats singificantly#less stern and 'talking down on you' and more 'im just a normal person'#it was reassuring to actually be able to see my xrays#every single dentist ive had before refused to let me see them#refused.#including my current one who was oh so desperate to get money from his tooth removal referral#who regularly does not do fillings when youre there for fillings and instead does cleanings.#who every single time without fail intentionally fucks up the filling so you have to go back in a week later (ive gotten over 12 fillings#with him. every single one had at least one complication)#but no all of my wisdom teeth are straight in#not rubbing on any other teeth#theyre fine.#they cause no issues either.#im not gonna give two asshole dudes a paycheck and almost certainly cause nerve damage#one of my roots runs right through my nerve. one of the teeth thats completely emerged btw so theres no need to remove.#and thats my biggest cocern. like literally idc abut anything else but if i get nerve damage it's over#if i had permanent nerve damage i would kill myself. no joke.#and i told him thats my biggest concern and he just wrote me off entirely#noppppe not trusting you with my literal life when youre so blasé about my biggest concern#bad enough i sat in that office for over an hour just waiting for them and then waiting even longer bc they#made me watch a completely unrelated video about dental implant surgery for ten whole minutes#when i was getting wisdom tooth removal.
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DPxDC Prompt
I've had this idea for a while (since seeing that art of Johnny and Kitty robbing a bank so Danny can get Top Surgery lol) but I haven't even had the brain to work on my own fic recently (sorry about that btw) so I'm writing this instead
So the concept:
T4T Johnny and Kitty, who died in the 80s after running away together.
Johnny was the kid of some rich asshole automobile mogul from Bristol, and Kitty was one of the workers' kids from the Narrows. They become friends, fall in love, both realize they're trans around the same time and then decide to run. They know that being trans on top of tax bracket difference gives them almost no chance of making it. Johnny steals a bike and a fuck-ton of money from his parents, and Kitty's parent(s) helps them leave.
They're still toxic and spiteful as hell, but nothing the other does can change the fact that they know and understand each other better than anyone else could.
They travel around the country being menaces together for a while until they decide to settle down in a strange city called Amity Park. They figured it could handle a couple more anomalies. But before they can get there, they get into a bike wreck with their final thoughts being of each other and Johnny specifically cursing his bad luck in life.
The next thing they know, they're in the infinite realms being given the chance to stay together and the freedom to simply exist with no strings attached. (Other than each other cause I firmly believe that they're mutually the others' obsession)
About 20 years have passed, a portal to their old world is permanently open and this scrawny little ass kid ghost that they've never even heard of keeps stopping them from going through it.
It isn't until Johnny actually starts paying attention a few months into it that he notices that first, the little shit can actually fight, and second, HE WAS FIGHTING THEM WITH A BINDER ON. (Johnny also vaguely wonders why Danny looks so much like his old neighbor Brucie, but that's less important than the binder thing). Johnny lets out the universal ghost fight timeout signal and vaguely explains the situation to Danny, who seems confused about the noise he made and why it made him stop.
Johnny gets Kitty to spread the word that if the timeout isn't called off by the next morning, stay TF away until they get an all-clear.
That night, *after yelling at him a bit*, he starts teaching Danny how to reshape his ghost form to his preference and even his vocal cords.
From there, Johnny and Kitty sorta ghost adopt him as a sibling and then take him to Frostbite to make sure his T-shots are ecto compatible.
(I hope this was coherent it's 4am for me and I haven't slept lol)
#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#johnny 13#kitty dp#t4t#trans danny#tw: unsafe binding#damian and danny are twins#dcxdp#dpxdc
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How do you feel about Milsiril? Like what do you think of her interactions between the canaries, her goals, her intentions and morality? I keep seeing people with mixed feelings about her, some saying she's just toxic or morally grey or doing bad but with good intentions or that she's just a mentally ill and literally so much more, also with the comic about Otta calling Milsiril love for her children/Kabru as just love for a pet, I always saw people take it at face value and say yes, Milsiril did love them more as pets instead of children, did she take up raising/adopting non-elf children because she felt like none of them could ridicule her like the elves did because they didn't know what an elf was supposed to be like (and also because they were children) or did she inherently view them as less? I mean the canaries and I'm pretty sure almost all of the cast in dungeon meshi have some sort perspective on different races especially because how they were taught about them, i just think it was interesting to finally see someone interpret it as Otta just misinterpreting Milsiril, I'm just really interested in her, i think shes neat, sorry for the rant!
Ooh, well to preface this, I hadn't really realized Milsiril was such a controversial character before my last post, I kinda live under a rock. She's really not a character I had given much thought besides what I wrote there before it, but I can do my best to express what I have thought since, with sources for it. I'm not sure what order to go thru so I'll just go by manga appearances and then extras, this will probably be quite a long post
This is the first time she shows up in the manga (ch55) Kabru is wondering about what future they might have if the elves take them into custody because of the ancient magic, he thinks about Milsiril as a get out of jail card, and mentions "There's a chance they would make us become permanent resident of the elven lands." with the image of Milsiril holding him. I don't think that means she would be the one to not let them leave, since this would probably be an legal issue, and the fact Milsiril lives away from other Elves. It does set up that Milsiril is quite overprotective tho, with Kabru's reaction to her teary hug. (rest is under a cut)
The next time she shows up is in ch61 right after Kabru falls down the dungeon along with Mithrun, he faints and has this flashback
She's being her overbearing self treating Kabru's small injury as if its something you need to be in bed for, hand feeding him like he's a toddler, and when he insists he wants to learn how to fight and be strong like her, she hugs him revealing to us for the first time her arm scars, she's cleary in distress too, so you wonder "what has happened to her?"
It continues in the next pages, as she tells him to stay there, where it's safe and there's cake, and describes the bad things he might encounter. Until he tells her he will go with or without her help
Honestly this is a Kabru we don't see often, this is the version of him that is usually in thought bubbles, he's blowing out in frustation over being smothered and demanding straight up what he wants, instead of trying to manipulate Milsiril, very blunt for him. Milsiril seems to flip a switch into battle mode, when she decides to train him for real.
I really thought this was funny, the visual of these cuddly toys and this Mom that was being so soft just a second ago completely flipping into something menacing is very amusing to me. She says "I'll give you an exhaustive, thorough training in how to use a sword... until you finally decide that you're ready to give up." although it sounds cruel, it seems she really trained him as best she could to make sure he would survive the dungeon. If he couldn't take the training with her there was no way he would be able to take on the dungeon, but he could, so much so that he managed to make her let him go. I can see this being seen as her trying to prevent him from going but to me it seems more like some tough love from a traumatized war veteran in this case.
The last thoughts he has is admitting his Mom was right, "Not only were there plenty of traps, monsters, and malice... but there were times when I felt so hungry and cold that I couldn't stand it."
And he concludes with "I never once thought that I wanted to go back there. That room where I could eat all the cake that I wanted..." While I can understand the interpretation that he means he would rather go thru all this than go back, perhaps cause he hated it there, I think it's rather a statement to how committed he is to defeating the dungeon, the visuals show him in rubble vs him in a soft big bed, the rough reality he fought to be able to face and the comfyness of what his life could be. Plus is mirroring exactly what Milsiril said to him. Admitting she was right about the bad things but that he won't give up for the safe easy life he had.
After that visuals of Milsiril are used while Kabru tries to sus out Mithrun but she shows up again in Mithrun's backstory.
Here she's straight up called Gloomy, which wasn't really the version of her we saw so far, gotta remember this is also how Mithrun saw her and that she was called gloomy as a way of bullying. Kabru mostly cuts off her part in the story until the end, when she's the one to find Mithrun after he was eaten by the demon
She doesn't really care much for Mithrun as we see in some extras, and she was ready to mercy kill him, but she is also the one to spare his life. This could be seen as her thinking he can still be of use, and it's how it sounds with how Kabru tells the story, but I do think this was also a merciful act, Mithrun was in rehabilitation for 20 years after being saved, by the time he was actually useful for anything Milsiril had already left the canaries and adopted Kabru.
Now for extras... About Mithrun/The Canaries, Milsiril was cleary someone that hated the people around her. This is her extra in the Adventurer's Bible
Milsiril seems to be the type that hates "popular kids" so to say, her description says she was bullied by other elves for being so introverted so I believe she holds a grudge against people like Mithrun that seem to have succeeded where she failed. But realizing he was a twisted person like her seemed to make her feel more sympathetic towards him, that's why I think she really did act with mercy when she saves Mithrun, he's now someone she sees as similar to her, she sees he also suffered like her
Her decription also mentions she left the canaries specifically because she was disgusted with how the Utaya situation was dealt with. Yet it seems like she came back to help Mithrun with his rehabilitation once she quits.
There's an interpretation to be made that she did this only to get "revenge" on the demon since she just saw the destruction of Utaya, and that she's using him. On the other hand maybe she wants to help him find a motivation to live, she's no longer a canary and she has time to actually help him now. I don't know which one is the truth but it's not obviously something self-serving if you ask me. Especially in the context that right before this scene Milsiril admits she wishes they could have talked before.
My interpretation of her relationship with the canaries and other elves is that she's someone depressed that was mistreat for her 'quirky' side, the dolls are clearly one of the ways she used to cope with anxiety/depression but it only caused her to be bullied by her own kin, she's the daughter of an important family and it's shown in other extras, including one about Mithrun, that nobles often send out the kids they don't want around to become canaries. It's an easy way to get rid of someone undesirable and I think it was the case for Milsiril. (Pattadol even assumes her parents love her less than her sisters for sending her to join the canaries).
No wonder than that now that she's finally free from the canaries she chose to seek her own happiness away from the society she felt she could never fit into, she clearly likes to take care of children too, I think it's mean to assume she only likes them because she feels superior to them when there's no indication that this is the case.
And I don't think it's a coincidence she's so overprotective of Kabru after Utaya, it's literally the tragedy that was the breaking point for her, and he's a surviving small child from that tragedy, Milsiril cares about Kabru and wanted him to have a comfortable safe life after everything he went thru...
This ended up getting way too long so I'll make second part tomorrow about the rest of the extras and Kabru, and some other things I've seen said about Milsiril, but to answer the questions...
I don't think she treats her children as pets, Otta is just salty she was called out for dating like Leo Dicaprio.
Every single dungeon meshi character can be called morally grey because they all have flaws that in our world can be considered unforgivable, but they don't live in our world. To me Milsiril is doing her best in the context she lives in.
Who even is neurotypical in dungeon meshi, Milsiril is yet another flavour of a neurodivergent traumatized character among so many.
I believe she thought of the other canaries, especially Mithrun, as the same type of people that were cruel to her, probably because some of them really were, but that she generalized it to the point she thinks of all of them as bad by default. You can only get hurt so many times before you assume everyone will hurt you.
Part 2
#dungeon meshi#adventurers bible#this is REALLY long because I dont know how to say things#and I want people to make their own interpretations of this...#Milsiril#Ask#Long post#longpost#Part 1 of 2#Edit: I went back and rewrote some stuff I thought were written in a confusing way#I keep repeating this in tags but I really am bad at writting I say things in a weird order using strange words sometimes#If you ever dont understand something I said please ask#dunmeshi thoughts#character ask
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Wish there was more content about Iida and Ochako acting like Izuku’s pseudo-parents because the comedic potential is crazy.
“You know what? As a young woman in a traditionalist society, I refuse to be parentified! Deku can do whatever he likes.”
“Agreed! As a young man heavily burdened by the expectation of being a good role model, I don’t need additional responsibility. We’re just his friends and we mustn’t overpass that.”
Kirishima frowns, “Guys, I just asked if you wanted to order pizza.”
“Just make sure they do NOT cook it with or around olive oil. Deku is allergic. He also needs exactly 5 mushrooms on every slice or he won’t eat it.”
“And for god’s sake, PLEASE remind them to include the All Might figurine. They forgot it last time and we never heard the end of it.”
Yeah, they totally don’t want to be his parents.
Mina would say something, but she and Kirishima more or less adopted Bakugou with Mitsuki’s permission, much to the blonde’s angry dismay.
Izuku is permanently unaware about this. He just thinks ‘oh, very normal and very ordinary friendship dynamic. Maybe I’m just autistic’ and leaves it at that.
He doesn’t start thinking about it until ‘Kacchan 💥♥️’ pops up across his screen, and he answers faster than thought,
“Hi, Kacchan! How are you? Have you eaten yet? Should I bring you some treats? I’ve been trying this new recipe for popcorn macaroons,—“
“Tell me later, nerd. Put Cyclops on the phone, I gotta ask him if it’s cool I take you out to dinner this Friday.”
“…Kacchan, you could just… Ask my dad? I’m pretty sure he hasn’t blocked my number again.”
“Babe, you’re so fucking funny. Put Four Eyes on.”
Izuku then proceeded to stay in place and listen to Iida negotiate a curfew for 20 minutes. Then confirm it with Kirishima and Mina as well as Auntie and uncle.
And when he gets HURT?
He does have to slightly lean down so Uraraka can pinch his ear. “You are in SO much trouble, young man! Just wait till Iida hears about this!”
He asks All Might if it’s normal for friends to give him timeouts and he just responds with, “Of course it is. Aizawa always does it.”
#autistic son to autistic father communication#dekubowl but make it a custody battle. Hisashi ain’t winning this one#ochako uraraka#midoriya izuku#iida tenya#dekusquad#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#mha#my hero academia#bnha#text post#writing
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The headline is pretty awful but this is one of those things that gets worse as you read it:
The 14-page petition, filed in Shelby County, Tennessee, probate court, alleges that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy, who took Oher into their home as a high school student, never adopted him. Instead, less than three months after Oher turned 18 in 2004, the petition says, the couple tricked him into signing a document making them his conservators, which gave them legal authority to make business deals in his name.
"Michael Oher discovered this lie to his chagrin and embarrassment in February of 2023, when he learned that the Conservatorship to which he consented on the basis that doing so would make him a member of the Tuohy family, in fact provided him no familial relationship with the Tuohys."
Oher was a rising high school senior when he signed the conservatorship papers, and he has written that the Tuohys told him that there was essentially no difference between adoption and conservatorship. "They explained to me that it means pretty much the exact same thing as 'adoptive parents,' but that the laws were just written in a way that took my age into account," Oher wrote in his 2011 best-selling memoir "I Beat the Odds."
But there are some important legal distinctions. If Oher had been adopted by the Tuohys, he would have been a legal member of their family, and he would have retained power to handle his own financial affairs. Under the conservatorship, Oher surrendered that authority to the Tuohys, even though he was a legal adult with no known physical or psychological disabilities.
While the [movie] deal allowed the Tuohys to profit from the film, the petition alleges, a separate 2007 contract purportedly signed by Oher appears to "give away" to 20th Century Fox Studios the life rights to his story "without any payment whatsoever." The filing says Oher has no recollection of signing that contract, and even if he did, no one explained its implications to him.
The [movie] deal lists all four Tuohy family members as having the same representative at Creative Artists Agency, the petition says. But Oher's agent, who would receive movie contract and payment notices, is listed as Debra Branan, a close family friend of the Tuohys and the same lawyer who filed the 2004 conservatorship petition, the petition alleges. Branan did not return a call to her law office on Monday.
"Mike's relationship with the Tuohy family started to decline when he discovered that he was portrayed in the movie as unintelligent," Stranch said. "Their relationship continued to deteriorate as he learned that he was the only member of the family not receiving royalty checks from the movie, and it was permanently fractured when he realized he wasn't adopted and a part of the family."
For years, Oher has chafed at how "The Blind Side" depicted him, saying it hurt his football career and clouded how people view him. He has said that based on the film, some NFL decision-makers assumed he was mentally slow or lacked leadership skills.
"People look at me, and they take things away from me because of a movie," Oher told ESPN in 2015. "They don't really see the skills and the kind of player I am."
"Beyond the details of the deal, the politics, and the money behind the book and movie, it was the principle of the choices some people made that cut me the deepest."
#original post#the blind side#michael oher#this is one of the worst things i’ve ever read#this movie always was awful but somehow it got worse
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Team Tulpar!!!!!
Highly self indulgent silly Mouthwashing Superhero AU
Led by the esteemed Captain Cosmos, superhero conglomerate Pony Express's Team Tulpar's latest mission is to guard a top-secret mega-important warehouse in the deep recesses of space against raiders and ne'er-do-wells for one year, until Pony Express's client can install a more permanent solution.
Unfortunately, a mysterious accident destroys their only way home and grievously injures their captain. Team Tuplar finds themselves stranded on a faraway asteroid, with only battered pieces of their ship and their all-important super-forbidden warehouse charge to sustain them.
God is not watching.
Notes below the cut, not set in stone:
Pony Express
Known for its cheap and widely available distribution of superhero teams
Common option for emergency time-sensitive threats to capital or goods
Less common option for actual life-threatening emergencies
Superhero teams function pretty much just as security details for hire
Allows a little more individualization than canon Pony Express because of superhero branding
Hence the slightly personalized horseshoe logos and outfits (also for fun)
Going under because of the widespread adoption of automated comprehensive security systems
Dragonbreath's security system just broke down and they're hiring Team Tulpar to safeguard their wares until the Earth shipment of replacement and upgraded parts can arrive in one year
Curly
Gave him a bunch of powers that would be cool in space but ultimately useless against the crash
Edna Mode disapproves of capes for being impractical and dangerous so he's getting one
Debated briefly keeping Curly as his name because it's technically space related but I think it would be a bit too morbid to use as a space related superhero name in universe
Insists his team calls him Curly even on missions
Dissatisfied with his role as a glorified mall cop
Anya
Legally, spacefaring superhero teams need a healer
Legally, Anya cannot be classified as a healer
Pony Express was pretty much the only superhero company willing to take her
Still studying for med school
Her healing powers boil down to keeping you from getting worse and offloading stress on your body in hopes that it can heal you
As long as she's around things at least won't get worse :)
Which is how she's able to keep Curly alive after the incident
May or may not be using her powers to stall her own pregnancy
Definitely the glue holding everything together in canon so wanted to emphasize her importance in keeping everything from going to shit
I'm the iffiest on her superhero name ngl
She can call herself a doctor she deserves it
Tried to throw stripes in her design to reference her canon turtleneck
Daisuke
Useless ray of goddamn sunshine
Basically a very bright flashlight
If he focuses very hard he can create lasers
Can cast movies for entertainment but only as well as he can remember/imagine them
First in his family to have powers, parents pressured him to join a superhero team
Parents also got him a slightly fancier uniform hence the golden accents
Couldn't imagine him without the shirt so he's keeping the shirt
Incorporated a little Swansea yellow
Also wanted him to have a visor to be cool he gets a visor
Swansea
Assigned mentor to Daisuke
Registered his name back in college. Claims it's too much of a hassle to change it now
Keeps shields/helmet/armor? up for the entire time from when the crash happened to when Daisuke dies
He shows the most arm in canon so you bet your ass he's showing the most arm here as well
My friends suggested this name
Wanted him to still get to wield a big-ass axe
Jingleballs
Crashed the ship into the warehouse with Curly in it while Anya, Swansea, and Daisuke were double-checking the warehouse
Wearing a little half cape in part to mimic Curly, in part to try and give him a similar silhouette as his canon short sleeves
Powers pretty much just hurting people and taking from them
When strealing powers, can only use them at 20-40% of the capacity of the power's true owner
"Borrowed" Curly's powers a lot when they were younger under the pretense of Curly should experience gravity for uhh reasons
Had the phrase "there's something 'off' about this guy" when creating his name, also kind of a play on "first 'off'icer", also turning other powers off
Wears the mask and hood up when he wants to obscure his face. Usually happens outside of missions
Misc
Warehouse sits on an asteroid because it's cheap
The crash happens right after a raid, Jimmy accuses Curly of collaborating with raiders
A little less certain that no one will find them, but the crash destroys the location beacon of the warehouse and knocks the asteroid slightly off course
Team Tulpar's ship is a lot smaller, there's no cargo hold
It's also currently partially wedged inside the warehouse and stuck in place with sealing foam
Space is essentially split between the ship with food/medical supplies and the warehouse (mouthwash)
Less of a clear division of roles other than Anya as healer and Curly as leader
I like color coding characters
Had this rattling around in my head for five days please take this
#ive been making silly aus for stuff forever this might be my first time posting one in earnest#mouthwashing#mouthwashing au#mouthwashing fanart#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#mouthwashing fandom#mouthwashing superhero au#team tulpar au#mouthwashing game#my art#digital art#fan art
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Danny is Diana's Big Brother (and annoys the hell out of her)
So!
Danny decided to reveal himself to his Parents one day, and it didn't go well. Thankfully, Jazz managed to get him out of the Lab and they fled into the Ghost Zone, destroying the Portal behind them.
They seek refuge with some of their friends, and after a while they find a permanent home with Pandora in the Ancient Greek Sector. She found them while they were wandering the Zone in search of a place to sleep and happily took them in.
Danny also finds out that he is the new Ghost Prince after an incident where Fright Knight almost kills Skulker for "Daring to attack the Prince!"
So life is getting better for Danny. But he soon finds out that as the Ghost Prince, he needs a Parent to take over until he comes of Age. And he doesn't really have parents anymore.
He tries to set up Jazz as his Legal Guardian, but since she is his sister (and a newly forming Halfa, therefore also too young) she doesn't count.
Thankfully, he had the perfect candidate right there with Pandora! And she happily adopted them, she was basically already acting like their new Mom anyways, do it wasn't that much of a change. All she needs to do is keep the peace for a few decades until Danny reaches the Legal Ghost Age. (100 yrs old)
And of course, since he was adopted by Pandora he wants to learn about her Culture! So he asks her to take him on a trip to her Home Dimension and Home Country to learn about it.
So they head off to Themyscira.
And since Danny is technically Royalty, Not a Human Man, and the adopted son of Pandora (one of their greatest heroes of the past) he is tentatively allowed to visit the Island.
(Also, Danny can shapeshift, so it wouldn't be too big of a problem if he wanted to)
While there he meets Pandora's sister, Hippolyta, and her newly born Daughter, Diana.
Danny instantly decides that Diana is his new Little Sister.
And he also decides to indulge in all of the Big Brother Urges he has never been able to get away with with Ellie, and annoys the hell out of her in a way only big brothers can manage.
He teases her in front of her friends, pranks her occasionally, has play fights with her that end with a Forest being wiped off the map, and generally annoys the hell out of her.
But he also does all the good brother things like protect her from bullies, gives her wise advice, comfort her when she feels sad, and even helps comb her hair (she realized that he thrives on domestic stuff, since he never got to appreciate it when he was a kid)
He also introduces Diana to Jazz, and they get on like a house on fire! Unfortunately, Diana found out that Jazz can actually reign in Danny whenever he gets too overbearing and weaponizes this to great effect.
Ellie too, although they are hence banned from ever hanging out without supervision ever again (the observants couldn't walk right for a decade after that incident)
They go on like this for a few centuries, even after Danny takes up the Throne and has less time to hang out with her.
But Diana still loves her big brother, annoyances and all. Still, she will absolutely never let him know about the League. She wouldn't survive the embarrassment.
...
Wait, who did this Cult just say they were summoning?
#Dp x dc#Dpxdc#Dc x dp#Dcxdp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Ghost King Danny#Pandora Adopts Danny#Jazz is a Halfa#She blew up the Portal behind them and thr explosion turned her into a halfa#Danny is Diana's big brother#And decides to make it everyone's problem#Wonder Woman#Diana Prince#Danny is also the Grandson of Clockwork#But he talks about Pandora more#He feels hurt#Ellie and Diana are a Match made in the deepest Pits of Tartarus#Diana hides her gremlin side easily until Ellie shows up#Then it's all downhill#Danny teases Diana over her crush on that brooding guy#Wonderbat#Danny gives Bruce the shovel talk#He doesn't even know who this is?
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I was thinking New Mexico like with Thor but now that you’ve brought it up let’s drop him somewhere random like out of cities Malaysia and have the aunties in the rest of the community and random grocery store workers keep telling him ‘eyes so big lah’ and ‘fair skin very good ah’ ‘wah! so TALL!’ ‘walao-eh, what is mat salleh doing with his rice?’ while he tries to convince local authorities he’s not an illegal immigrant (they would have tried to deport him already if everyone wasn’t humouring the ‘people saw this man clearly fall from the sky during a storm’ story) that just happens to be fluent in multiple languages. He’s stuck with small community jobs because he can’t get official work but there are comfortable places to sleep on village-y streets so don’t even worry about how the first few months go. He slowly but surely gains friends and a community that accepts him as a strange but sweet part of them.
AU where Loki gets banished for Thor/Warriors 4 going to Jotunheim and he just settles down on Earth. Copes with the blue arm by ignoring it completely since he's been disowned and dumped on Earth anyway. There's probably a way to 'prove himself worthy' and 'get back to Asgard' but he never bothers with it.
#Loki who hasn’t been on Midgard in ages: the locals are much different than I remember but that’s okay#actually there should be someone who speaks like Chinese @ him and he doesn’t even realize it’s a different language because of AllSpeak#I think that should be a feature of the infinite language glitch I think the person shouldn’t be able to know it’s a different language#not unless they’re trying to pay extra attention which who would#Loki watching rice be the local staple and purchasing some but he doesn’t realize youRE meant to boil it#and he’s trying to act normal so ends up roasting the rice over a fire#has to make small talk at the register to try and sneakily learn what to do#bunch of guys hanging out pointing at the crop field Loki is laying in like ‘wah isn’t that the alien?? so this is where he sleeps!!’#idk I think Loki being thrown @ some random village would be better than getting immediately arrested by SHIELD#and dragged off to Avenger plot lines#let him have a cottagecore life#5 years down the line maybe the uncles will stop implying he’s a spy since he seems polite and volunteers for chores#some random uncle: he’s clearly been sent from Chechnya to obtain secrets#the guy’s son: what secrets do we have...?#uncle: where is your respect. go help your mother warm the water!#Loki being normal about how he looks VS becoming more conscious about it because random people keep commenting on how he looks#Loki like wow thanks I guess my nose is pretty nice haha.#I think the local community will very slowly adopt him#and will also realize 20 years down the line that he doesn’t age#permanent community fixture methinks#they’ll finally think it acceptable to leave him watching their kids in the street#(as if there is going to be any threat in the quiet community other than stray animals in the village)#WHERE WILL HE BATHE#before he gets a place idk where he will bathe#throw him next to a river and watch everyone be very scandalised that he’s washing clothes there#IDK#Loki: people collect water from here I’ve seen them. not sure why people are whispering about me doing it...#Loki like ah yes the solution is to take shower at night#so smart lah#(this is not going to make people less aware there is a new guy doing weird things)
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HEY HERE I AM TO DROP MORE INFOS ABOUT MY MERSTAN AU.
-Stan was transformed by Jimmy Snake who was part of a colony of merfolk, Stan lived with them for a while until he got the postcard from Ford. He still feels guilty for leaving behind the few beings who took care of him.
-merpeople doesn't reallystops growing. Purebloods get bigger than changed.
-Taking their scales out are considered self harm. Stan sells his scales.
-the venom is not located on the teeth but on poison sacks in their gums...their teeth has tiny holes and they act as injectiors. Purebloods have more control of their venom than changed
-It needed a very specific amount to make a changed. Less than this amount will give them a painful death...more than that will make a siren.
-a siren just focus on eating, is chaotic and murderous. While mermaid's would eat humans, their diets are mainly l seafolk. A siren's diet is humans, mermaids and other sirens(sometimes bigger fish if starving)
-Dipper is poisoned by accident when saving mermando. Stan had to give him more poison to save his life because was too low so it would kill him.(because Stan doesn't have his teeth he had to stab through his gums to take the poison out.)
-Dipper later bites Mabel because she wanted be a mermaid so much and then he does it for her(ignoring Stan's warnings to NOT do it) he accidentally use too much venom and Stan had to force the poison out so she had a chance to br herself.
-Ford may be a good scientist but he sucked on his description of mermaids, having a very low and useful infos(mainly focusing on their appearance and the superficial behavior)
-Stan has all the knowledge about mermaids, being a changed for so long he is considered a Elder and young mermaids trust him. He hates how the journals have no info about the lunar cycle, the difference of tide, about the true difference between merpeople and siren, the nature of the venom...
-The mermaids affect the mind with their voices that can manipulate, indulce illusion, force emotions or thoughts. For that they have a biggest resistance to mental manipulation
-Stan basically adopt Mermando after a conflict involving Dipper's transformation
-Stan's half-fish is a bullshark
-the mermaid voice have different powers it can :
+Manipule emotions
+influence their decision
+force obedience
+ drive someone into madness
+our cause permanent deaf
#gravity falls#gravity falls au#MerStan AU#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#mermando
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Idk if this is going to make any sense, but I always feel like there's something missing when I read thoughts about sskk and it really is the impact Kyouka has on them.
Like, a lot of it is "look at the impact Atsushi and Akutagawa have on each other" and "they are so similar at their cores" which is true! And essential for any bsd partner dynamic! But Kyouka also has commonalities - she has Atsushi's general wonder, simple wants and joys, and desire to be helpful and kind, but also Akutagawa's laser focused objectivity, initial lack of questioning orders, and straightforward ruthlessness when required.
But a lot of the external influence on sskk I see mentioned is Dazai and Chuuya's... which I get, because they're the previous double black, but also Chuuya is very minorly involved by proxy only, and while Dazai undeniably is at the heart of sskk conflict (and it's good to analyze in depth!!!), I feel it's understated how much it was actually Kyouka who kickstarted the development between them - Atsushi was brand-new to the Agency, but saving Kyouka cemented his mindset of proving his worth and also gave him someone to look out for - his position became less fragile from that point on and more permanent. Her mix of kindness and darkness also forces Atsushi in the Guild arc to reassess the idea that people are either "good" or "bad". (He's working on this still, but his judgements are becoming much more nuanced than at the beginning.) And as for Akutagawa... I have a lot of thoughts on their dynamic and how I really don't think there's a whole lot of bad blood there anymore after my all-time favourite scene where they fight in Cannibalism arc - but all I will say is that he legitimately thought what he was doing would make her strong enough to survive, and both Kyouka and Atsushi telling him this is wrong, that people can't live being beaten down like that forces him to reassess his own situation in the Hawthorne and Mitchell fight. (He still has a ways to go, but I seriously hope he eventually realizes that his treatment by Dazai was horribly unnecessary and cruel.)
But what's great is that Atsushi and Akutagawa influence her development too! I don't even need to get into Atsushi's: he believes in her potential and sees her as the young girl she is - not a weapon but a person. She starts off pretty much attached to him and only him, but as time goes on, she starts to adopt a more positive mindset and becomes more confident making decisions as a result of his faith in her. With Akutagawa, she is, like Atsushi, forced to reassess others, especially after he tells her he's glad for her having found that will to live. Kyouka is unable to continue fighting him after that, and I get the sense she saw him as a person there, instead of only the man who harmed her. I also find it really interesting that she has no shame or concern about her mindset aligning much more closely with his, to the point where she'll work with him if necessary.
This is a bit of a mess but really it's one long-winded ramble on how I loved these three working together in Dead Apple and would love to see them working and fighting alongside each other again. I know, I know, this is probably not going to happen because it's supposed to be about sskk as a duo but consider:
They are a trio in my heart.
#the fighting style approach could also be really interesting. sskk relies on atsushi as offense and akutagawa as defense#but this often leaves akutagawa more vulnerable#kyouka is perfectly equipped to be the 'midfielder' in a sense#also if anyone has any good fic recs with these three working together i would love to see it#also also kyouka and akutagawa foil characters real#this whole thing might be one reason why i was a bit disappointed about kyouka's role in beast tbh... like it made sense but also#i think more could've been done with her#but that's a whole different thing that i don't really want to get into#anyways let's analyze all these characters together because foiling abounds:#atsushi lucy sigma tachihara kyouka akutagawa#also they should all hang out i think.#bsd#bsd atsushi#bsd akutagawa#bsd kyouka#shin soukoku#sskk#potentially it could be kyouka who comes across vampire akutagawa and that would be a very interesting confrontation.#fingers crossed because i am fascinated by their dynamic
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‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 39 SPOILERS‼️
masterlist | all lessons | season 2 | lesson 38 | lesson 40
this was hilarious until i remember that satan is indeed the avatar of wrath and has destroyed the house of lamentations more tines than i can count on both hands. then it got slightly less hilarious, but it's still hilarious
ik we all joke about lucifer being satan's dad bc he technically is but this is PEAK father-son behavior 😭 satan throwing a temper tantrum, no pun intended, over not being able to adopt a cat is one of the funniest things ever actually
y'all know i love me some angst but dear GOD am i happy that we're getting something lighthearted after the emotional rollercoaster that was lesson 38
also we got our room back hehe 🫶🏽
aaaaand now they back to brothers
"nuh uh" "uh huh" DAMN just let him have the cat 😭
shithead lucifer my beloved 🫶🏽 and it's even more heartwarming bc we can see how much he's relaxed and recovered from the incident in cocytus. him smiling and laughing and joking with his brothers freely after the fear of losing them has finally been dissipated has to be a weight off of his shoulders, and a weight off of his brothers' shoulders, too. he's probably been less of himself since the fall, and this is probably more reminiscent of the lucifer from back in the celestial realm
i hc that mammon's familiars/crows just roam around the house freely, so this is even more frustrating for satan bc he's like "well if mammon can have pets, why can't i?"
oh baby :(((
just when i thought we'd gotten away from the angst, i was reminded that we are (i am) indeed on lesson 39 outta 40...ykw at least i was happy for a little bit
10/10 storytelling and writing. i love it when siblings ACTUALLY act like siblings, bc some media doesn't do sibling dynamics justice
granted, solomon isnt their sibling, but lucifer said it once AND doubled down bc he saw that it pissed satan off the first time. the older sibling in me smiled
ik i've said this before but...
lucifer says he hates when his brothers pester him like they don't get it from him 😭 oh no, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!
now i feel like mammon might be onto something...what if he actually is stronger than lotan? but he doesn't want things to go past empty, playful threats bc hurting lotan would devastate levi, and he adores his little brother too much to do anything that irresponsible. more on this here
the brothers ever 🫶🏽 petty sibling dynamics always get me
satan reusing asmo's phrase after lucifer and solomon used it against him is peak comedy
ADHD TWINS
i can't do long, complicated shit for the life of me without getting sidetracked or overwhelmed
...unless it's these long ass posts
but that's different...kind of
so THAT'S why he was giggling and kicking his feet the whole time?? "hehehe" my ass you sly bitch
also, you can see the amount of pride lucifer feels towards satan just by the way he's acting throughout this entire lesson. he also knew wholeheartedly that satan would, one way or another, find a way to summon the white dragon. he egged satan on and teased him on purpose, which probably made his powers stronger. but i feel like the teasing also was a mask for encouragement
it was obviously still teasing at the heart, but there was a little more to it that reflected how proud lucifer is of his baby brother for coming into his own
also satan initiating the family picture at the end ??? I SOBBED
the lucifer from our timeline would NEVER allow a pet into the house. but the lucifer from our timeline also didn't get to heal the way this lucifer did, so now i'm kinda sad just thinking about that
maybe he thinks having a pet would mean that they're permanently staying in one place? and he still doesn't feel secure enough in his place in the devildom even after all the time he's spent there, even after making a home and a name for himself and his brothers. maybe he considered letting satan get a pet once mc came into the picture, and still toys with the idea, but keeps deciding against it for some internal reason that he won't address
MY WIFE MY BELOVED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK
they really do invite any and everyone into the family. i love them so much it makes me insane
completely unrelated but i never realized that the kiss sounds are different for each brother ??? is thus just a nightbringer thing or am i just too far removed from the og game
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me spoilers#nightbringer spoilers#obey me nightbringer spoilers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#obey me luke#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me mc#lucifer obey me#satan obey me#mammon obey me#obey me thirteen#obey me mephisto#obey me mephistopheles#personal fave
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Countdown to 2025: Dec 2
This is set in the same AU as my story Over at Stark General. If you haven’t read it, Tony is a pediatrician and Bucky is a social worker and they have five foster children: Bruce, Natalia, Steve, Clint, and Barney. If you HAVE read it, this ficlet is set a year or so after Chapter 2.
Foster Family AU / Marvel - Winteriron / Sweater
Bucky’s eyes felt gritty and sandy from too long staring at the computer monitor, and his shoulders and back ached from being hunched over in his desk chair. He shoved his hand through his hair and squeezed the base of his neck. It didn’t feel as good as when Tony did it, but Tony was stuck at the hospital for another late board meeting, and probably wouldn’t get home until after all the kids were in bed.
Just a few more files to write up, and he’d be done for the week. He’d handed over the on-call phone to Carol that afternoon, and Tony had promised that after tonight’s meeting, he would be home for three full days.
He’d just pulled the next one in the stack over and flipped open the cover when a tentative knock sounded on the study door.
Thank god, a reprieve. He didn’t even care what it was: Clint needing help with homework, Natalia wanting him to lace up her ballet shoes, Barney angling for a larger allowance, Steve with another note from the teacher... He’d take them all over another minute of casework. Bucky flipped the file closed again and called, “Come in!”
To his surprise, it was Bruce’s unruly mop of hair that peeked around the door as it swung gently open. “Bucky?” Bruce was wrapped in a sweater that was far too big for him.
“Hey, kiddo, come on in.” Bucky pushed his chair back from the desk in case Bruce wanted to climb up into his lap. It had taken Bruce months to be willing to tolerate being touched, much less seek it out, and then he’d spent a couple of years constantly hanging onto either Bucky or Tony whenever they’d let him, which was most of the time. But he’d been easing up on it over the last few months. Bucky was still trying to work out whether it was a sign that their youngest was finally beginning to develop stable attachment dynamics, or if Barney had managed to convince Bruce that wanting affection was only for babies.
Bruce came into the study, but didn’t climb up. Instead, he leaned against Bucky’s leg, picking at a hole in Bucky’s jeans.
“What’s on your mind?” Bucky prodded gently, when it seemed like Bruce wasn’t going to say anything.
Bruce pulled his hands into his sleeves to make sweater paws. “Steve says,” he started, and stalled out before trying again. “Steve says, he says you’re gonna ‘dopt him.”
“That’s the plan, yes,” Bucky agreed. Steve had moved in with them full-time a little over a year ago, when his mother had become too sick to care for him. A month later, they’d taken him on as a foster, when Sarah had passed away. “Now that he’s been with us for a whole year, we asked if that’s something he wanted, and he said yes.”
Bruce chewed on his lip, and this time, Bucky waited him out. “Are. Are you gonna ‘dopt me an��� Nat an’ Clint an’ Barney?”
“We asked Natalia,” Bucky said carefully, “and she said she would rather not. We’ve told her that she can change her mind on that at any time. You and Clint and Barney... are trickier.”
Bruce looked up at him, his eyes bright with unshed tears. “‘Cause we have dads?”
“Yeah. We were able to take you guys out of those situations, to help you be safe, but adoption is more permanent. We can’t adopt you without your dads’ permission, and I don’t really think your dad or Clint and Barney’s dad would be willing to give that to us.” Bucky considered. “If Mr. Barton ends up in jail again, we might be able to convince the government that he’s unfit, and make the offer to Clint and Barney. But I don’t think Barney would want it, anyway.”
Bruce shook his head in agreement. “No,” he said sadly.
“Your father,” Bucky said, picking his way through the minefield of a topic, “hasn’t been quite as bad as Mr. Barton. Not where anyone else could see it.”
Bruce nodded his understanding, sad and far too solemn for a boy of nine.
Bucky wrapped an arm around Bruce’s narrow shoulders. “Adoption is just a legal thing,” he said. “It makes some paperwork stuff easier. It doesn’t have anything to do with how much we love you. For me -- and for Tony, too -- you’re always going to be ours. Officially adopted or not, you’re our kids.”
Bruce nodded, but something in his eyes said he wasn’t entirely convinced. Bucky didn’t know what to do about that, except to keep loving them all. One day, hopefully, he’d get there.
From the other side of the house, Tony’s voice rang out, and pounding feet above their heads announced the imminent arrival of the rest of the family, no doubt accompanied by empty bellies clamoring to be filled.
Bucky took Bruce’s hand and stood up. “Come on, let’s go get some dinner.”
He reached out to turn off the desk lamp, and Bruce said, “Um?”
“Yeah?”
“C’n I... Can I call you Dad? Even if I’m not ‘dopted?”
Bucky pulled his youngest son into a hug, feeling a warmth that probably wasn’t Bruce’s sweater. “Absolutely.”
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*Note that this mini event takes place in the future, years after the character's have graduated and left Night Raven College. Lydia and Silver have two kids by the time they get married, Ryuumi (their adopted son, age 6) and Momo (their biological son, age 4) They live in Briar Valley (specifically in the house Lilia raised Silver in), with Lilia visiting/staying over often (he basically lives with them lol ♡)*
You open your mailbox one morning to find a letter, wrapped in twine and wild flowers. Your name was written neatly on the front, with small drawings in crayon surrounding it (done by a child). Inside the letter was an invitation, inviting you to a joyous occasion.
Lydia and Silver are getting married, and you're invited! ♡
The wedding and reception will be held outdoors, in the woods near their home (essentially their backyard lol ♡). The wedding will have chairs on each side of the aisle for guests to sit, decorated in soft pinks, blues, and gold (alongside the natural plant life). The reception will have tables and chairs, along with a dance floor and buffet (that will be catered).
Since this mini event takes place in the future, think of this as a fun opportunity to imagine what your OC and OC x Canon's future will be like! Maybe they're married, or have kids of their own? Or maybe they're separated, and have a reunion at the wedding?? 👀👀👀
Is your OC attending as a guest, or are they part of the wedding? Like a bridesmaid, or groomsman, or even being Lydia's hairstylist for the day! It's up to you ♡
There's no dress code/requirements either! It's moreso what you think your OC / OC x Canon would wear if they got invited to a wedding (or were apart of a wedding party!) ♡
Once people start responding to their invitations (whether it be with art, writing, etc) I'll write some scenarios to go along with it, and tag you when it's posted ♡
Thank you! ♡♡♡
An invite from Lydia?! And to her wedding, no less? Kiyuu RSVPed immediately, of course!! Along with a couple of questions such as: What’s the dress code? When should they be there by and is it fine if they arrive early? Is Grim allowed to be there (this one was more of a warning for the food lmao)?
All the questions were answered swiftly, and all Kiyuu had was to tell Ryoko (@kathxrat-01) about it.
Of course Kiyuu was joking, but throwing around flowers seemed kind of fun. Oh well, that spot was probably taken by one of Lydia’s boys, and they’d be much cuter anyway.
The most major thing left was choosing a gift:
“What should we gift them? Ah, I wonder if they’d appreciate a video of the pictures I took of them when they were back in NRC, haha! That’s be nostalgic!”
“Oh, that might be cute!”
“… Kiyuu, did you take those pictures with permission?”
“…”
“Kiyuu.”
“The, but to capture the candid—”
“Kiyuu, that’s rude! How many times do I have to tell you…”
Ryoko and Kiyuu ended up agreeing to move all photos of Silver and Lydia to the USB and permanently delete them from the camera memory so they could do what they wanted to with those photos <3
TY SHEEPY FOR THE INVITATION!!! i cannot wait for their wedding. i’ll probably draw more about kiyuu and even lydia and silver bc the wedding is giving me so many ideas.
drawing older kiyuu wasn’t a struggle at all bc while she’s all like “who am i. what do i want to become. where do i want to go???” during her first year, she becomes much more sure of herself as she ages. AND! She starts being obsessed with wearing dresses (thanks to Ryoko <333)
She hasn’t left Jack nor Ryoko NOR GRIM. i don’t mention him a lot but that’s her SON through and through. I feel like she’s doing something with studying archaeology or general technology stuff.
She looks the way she wants to, she’s doing the thing she’s good at and likes, and she’s still in her beloved QPR. she truly is living her best life. or at least, i feel like she could, so this is what I’ll draw her as!!
Didn’t draw Ryoko because I don’t want to like. make her older version without Wens’ decisions. But ryokiyuu is tightknit as always!!
#skribleedoodlz#skribleeoc#twst stuff#moot stuff <3#twst kiyuu#twst jack#twst ryoko#jack howl x oc#i love them all i’m putting them in a happy future#AND CONGRATS TO LYDIA AND SILVER??? they got married YEAAHHAHHHGHHH‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶💞💥#jackiyuu#jackryokiyuu#ryokiyuu
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i have recently been brainrotting about a batkids racing au. all of them have either shitty home-lives or have had their home-lives taken away and all turn to the concepts of semi-legal street racing as an outlet. in the process, they meet people perhaps in the same boat-- perhaps a family.
Dick
around 21, has been racing since he was 15
likes riding smaller cars. the tighter fit the better. if it's not sleek and swervy he doesn't want it.
had caring parents who he travelled the world with by car, but they died in a car crash when he was 11. due to lack of living relatives, he was in the foster system for 4 years before Barry (Allen) took him in. he never saw Barry as a father, however, and was never officially adopted. basically Wally's roommate and Bart's older brother figure in a way.
Wally introduced him to the street racing world, and despite being very very reluctant at first (car crash trauma), Wally showed him all the good parts of it and he's loved it ever since
experienced racer, everyone there loves him and he's well known as one of the top racers
Jason
20, been racing since 17
he generally prefers driving motorcycles but make no mistake he will shred you no matter what racing vehicle you give him (he's competitive.) in terms of street/car racing he will go for anything with powerful acceleration.
his dad was a mechanic and Jason would sometimes help him out with car repairs when he was younger, although his dad would sometimes drop a bit too much workload on him and not really care for his well-being
mom was a recovering drug addict, cared for Jay but couldn't be around much due to both rehab and hospital visits
his dad was later arrested for underground drug dealing, dying in prison and his mom died of overdose. at 13, he was in the foster system for more or less a year before he ran, living on the streets for 3 more years, doing odd jobs.
at 16, he met Roy, who later (at 17) introduced him to street racing. Jason always had a knack for cars and with his natural talent he won quite a few of his first races, earning money from the betting pools and has been basically splitting rent and crashing with Roy ever since.
absolute MENACE of a racer. showed up at some point and basically showed most people up. can and will judge your car model. might steal your tires for the funsies.
Tim
18, new to the racing scene (been racing since 17) but knows A LOT about it through his own love for motorsports (he definitely has car posters in his room)
will drive any car. literally. he will just love it if you give him a car. in fact, give him a broken one so that he can make it BETTER than everyone else's.
lovely and wealthy parents, but they aren't around much. they honestly try their best, but when you're an only child in a big house it can get boring and lonely. he loves his parents and his mom was the one who first showed him motorsports when she was working on a business deal with a motorsport company (Tim got his first free car poster that day)
definitely takes pictures of cool cars he sees
as soon as he found out about the street racing ring in Gotham he immediately snuck in (age 15)
he would come practically every night he could and made friends with the younger racers (bart, cassie, kon) (they 100% would go to him for geeky car tech tips)
one time bart was sick for a race and cassie and kon asked tim to step in for him on the team, tim did-- he performed so naturally well that he caught the attention of other racers, decided to stay with the YJ team permanently
commonly referred to as a rising star, a prodigy in the racing scene
Damian
15, literally raised into motorsports. god knows when he drove his first car. he started officially racing in the street ring only recently, but already has a reputation as one of the best
preference for aerodynamic cars. the sleeker the better for him.
commonly underestimated by new racers
bruce is still his bio dad, he literally funds most the betting pools and co-runs the street racing ring under the guise of a totally normal auto repair store
hella competitive, will do everything to outshine you especially if you look down on him
LOVES painting on his car. like everyone customises theirs to a certain point but Damian will sit there for hours just painting on it.
does NOT care for the betting pools, if he wins he will just put all the money right back in. he just wants to win and beat you LMAO
#tim drake#batfam#batman#dc comics#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#rays racing bats au#hehe#they are SO COMPETITIVE in this one its insane#dick when he sees jay and tim mop the floor with everyone js like he did:#im keeping 'em.#jay seeing tim fix a car:#my apprentice now
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human ax headcanons!! (feat. human bill as well)
1- ax is perfectly happy with letting mabel use them as a personal makeover doll, allowing her to paint their nails in colors so bright human eyes can't comprehend and use their face to try out every color of eyeshadow her new palette has. their hair has endured countless styling, and they've proudly donned the handmade dresses mabel would make during her sleepovers with grenda and candy. they vocally express their appreciation for her actions anytime she gets self-conscious about a project, and even make the first move to ask her about her latest ideas. they even get bill in on the fun as well, and though he throws a hissy fit whenever mabel brings in the sparkly hair gel, he secretly adores the attention even more than the axolotl.
2- bill has a severe coffee addiction, via ford once giving him a cup as a last resort. ax drinks exclusively tea, and while they claim that they do so for health reasons, deep down they know that if they ever got their hands on coffee, they'd be just as obsessed as bill, and when you're a god half of reality prays to, you need to keep up appearances.
3- while bill is a human-human, with maybe some triangle and dream demon still deep inside him, accessible only through really dramatic and plot-convenient circumstances, ax is still very much a god, just shaped into a human form. unfortunately, since such an entity cannot be smushed into such a fragile form, a lot of ax's perks (such as impenetrability and immortality) don't quite make it into the body with ax themselves. they still have full access to their powers, limited only by their state of mind, which is unfortunately also affected by their 'mortal' form. this means the axolotl is now more or less prone to injury and illness, surprising for such a powerful entity.
4- ax doesn't really need glasses, they just think they're charming.
5- sometimes ax tries to subconsciously float because they're not used to gravity actually affecting them, and then realize with a shock of embarrassment that unless they actually try, the stupid mortal body limitations prevent them from doing so. bill does this as well, but while the ax can still float on command, he cannot, and this pisses him off to no end.
6- the first time mabel made ax a sweater, they nearly cried; they're used to receiving gifts out of blind, selfish worship, and having someone give them a gift simply for being themselves is a novel experience. they blamed the tears on human body allergies. they now proudly wear mabel's twenty-million friendship bracelets, without fail.
7- ax loves deep philosophical discussion, and embrace dipper's endless questioning with open arms, excited to share their infinite wisdom.
8- ford and dipper are the last to figure out ax's real identity.
9- speaking in rhymes is the ax's way of getting a point across, such as trying to tell bill that his actions have consequences, but with the amount of prophecies they've had to give, speaking in rhymes is now a subconscious self-soothing mechanism.
bonus (not exclusive to human ax):
the axolotl's tail fin is normally a gorgeous sky blue, sometimes able to change colors to paint galaxies across night skies, but a little-known fact is that the tail fin is actually a tell-all mood ring for the ax. in theory, it's supposed to change colors based on what they're feeling; classic yellow for happy, red for angry, etc. however, the axolotl was always one to repress emotions, too afraid of what their anger (or, god forbid, joy) could unintentionally cause due to their immense power (loosely inspired by this post). after an eternity of purposefully staying calm, the axolotl's tail fin has adopted a permanent shade of relaxed blue, and no one is any the wiser. however, that doesn't mean it can't change color at all. in rare situations, the hue will change - it'll turn a more greenish teal when the ax is happier (yellow), a more purple shade when frustrated (red, quite rare), or a more indigo/dark blue shade when upset (blue). these changes are minuscule and imperceptible to most, but some that they have close relationships with (i.e. bill) can sniff these changes out. this color-changing rule also applies to the human ax's blue hair tips!
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