#winteriron

[itsagentromanoff]

[The aftermath of Bucky and Tony’s hookup]

Bucky: Excuse me, but if I recall, you’re the one that went out drinking with Rhodes, then came home and attacked me.

Tony: Attacked you? I think I said, "Do you wanna?"

Bucky: Yeah, and I was helpless.

Tony: Uh-huh.

[justlous-art]

I kept laughing while drawing it

[1nkpen]

*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.

[ironspidersblog]

Tony, accidentally burning himself making his third cup of coffee in the morning: damn, this is worse than the time my childhood hero said I was nothing without my suit

Steve, choking on his coffee: I was your hero???????

Bucky, who learned this one night when Tony was drunk : your first mistake was picking that dumbass to be your hero

[emmedoesntdomath]

one thing people never understand is that i can and will ship characters with multiple other characters. like, we’re not discriminating here. not in this household, my good sir. equal opportunity. if they want to make out, they can make out. don’t stand in the way of that. love is beautiful. thank you for coming to this ted talk.

[callsignhood]

I love these two

[morgangalaxy43]

No matter who you ship Tony with, we can all agree that he is a bisexual disaster and that he is always going to be the shorter person in the relationship

[kandisheek-art]

I offered an animation for this year's @marveltrumpshate, and this is the result! Thank you so much to @hundredthousands-art for working on this with me, your art is exceptional as always! And a HUGE thank you to the pod who bid on mine and HT's auctions to make this happen - @massivespacewren @soliloquent-stark @iseult-1124 @otpcutie @whinysteve @polizwrites @dracusfyre and everyone else who donated, you guys are amazing!!

[sunnysideprincess]

Tony, with all his reputation as a playboy billionaire, is a little slow on the uptake. Natasha noticed this shortly after moving in with the team. He was genuinely unaware of the way ladies would drag their sunglasses down to their nose just to see the swing of his hips or the slow roll of his shirt sleeves. Pepper, despite their mutually thought break up, still drools a little when Tony's nimble fingers work the tie loose. And yeah, Nat wouldn't say no to a wild weekend away with the genius on a secluded cabin on the hill—doing nasty, nasty things to that tush.

But nothing compares Tony's oblivious nature when it comes to the men around him.

The way he drives Tiberus Stone crazy during the Met Gala, wearing a corset that's tight enough to give Victorian Era ladies a run for their money. The way one of the military brats shamelessly stares at his throat, licking his lips and subtly adjusting his pants. The way Barnes whines when Tony comes out of the armor, wearing the tight-just right-flight suit. The way Steve punches a hole in the refridgerator when he sees his shirt sitting loose on Tony's bare chest. (Apparently Tony and Nat are the resident clothing thieves. She doesn't disagree because Bruce's shirts and Clint's jackets look good on her.)

She sees it while tracing the spots on her mug. The resident genius billionaire is listing sideways, on the verge of falling off his perch on the counter top—because normal seats are for losers, he said. His head bumps on the shelving unit above and he mutters a curse, stretches his arm up to swat at it like it's a fly. But her attention catches at the stillness of two super soldiers staring at the patch of skin—a tiny sliver around the waist, the curve of the hip bone winking at them.

Tony yawns, jumps down to the floor and the loosely fitted sweats slide an inch below their designated spot. Something cracks and Nat watches them—the two Brooklyn boys pushing away their broken chopsticks and slowly, with the stillness of a pack of predators, rising up from their seats.

"I'm gonna go upstairs, use my bed for once," Tony tells them and sends Nat a slow smile. A knowing one.

He swings his hips around, humming an off beat tune and doesn't bother checking his own disheveled state of clothes.

It takes them all a moment to understand, and then Steve and Barnes are racing out of the kitchen after him, only to have the elevator doors slam on their faces.

Huh.

Looks like Tony might not be so oblivious after all.

[lienwyn]

This is one of the illustrations I did for the @reforgedzine that I can finally show you all! And yes, it's my favourite — warm colours, soft lighting, and tooth-rotting fluff. Plus some really impressive metal texturing, if I do say so myself.

Also, there's a leftover sale that starts on the 10th of February, so head on over to the website if you're interested in buying one of the zines! And you can find the AO3 collection for all the amazing fics here :D

[snarkyship-main]

My entry for the @marveltrumpshate 2022, for MassiveSpaceWren. Beta by Illogicalkat. [Extras on chapter 2 on Ao3]

[duocatt]

thank you @riotfalling for donating to my kofi, it genuinely means a lot to me ❤️

✨buy me a coffee?☕️✨

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

Y'all know I'm right.

[ironspidersblog]

Thinking about Bucky, not knowing how to apologize to because tony doesn’t accept any apologisies from Bucky, He knows it’s not Bucky fault but that doesn’t stop buckys guilt so he breaks his arm every few days or so to have an excuse to see Tony because he knows how much he loves looking into the hydra tech

[winterspiderpurrs]

When Peter wanted try his hand and buy a couple of skirts/dresses. He didn't want to go alone.

Ned and MJ might tease and support him but he wants to attract someone in the outfit. And they might say he looks good but he needed more then just their word on it.

Natasha was out of town on a mission.

No way he would ask Steve to escort him.

Wanda wouldn't be bad but she fell into the same category as Ned and Mj.

And Tony? He would be too embarrassed. Plus there isn't any way that it wouldn't end up in the tabloids and he didn'twant Tony to get in trouble for hanging out with him. Peter wasn't sure if he could handle the playful flirtiness either. He wanted to look good in the outfit if Tony was gonna see him in it.

So that is how he ends up with Bucky helping him. Bucky knows how to read people. Knows how to hide in plain sight. And if anyone gave Peter the stink eye, Bucky would protect him and keep him safe. He won't sugar coat if the outfit doesn't work and he magicly knows if something would work. Even pulling a couple items for him to try on. He made Peter feel comfortable and confident. And he only blushed a couple of times when Bucky gave a little smirk or made a comment here or there.

Peter just didn't know that Bucky was discreetly taking photos of Peter posing in the outfits. And sending them directly to Tony.

[lukas-dusk]

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.