#stuckony

[ironspidersblog]

Bucky and Steve, watching Tony work in the lab from a distance:

Steve: that's the guy i have a crush on..

Steve: thoughts?

Tony, accidentally explodes something:

Bucky: And prayers, girl

[morgangalaxy43]

Multishippers are so cool because they would just be sitting at their a table chatting while everyone else is fighting over their favorite ships in the background

[destielembarker]

BOYFRIENDS SHARING CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: I'm sorry Tony, I'm just dealing with some really complicated feelings now that Bucky's back. I love you but maybe we should put a pause on our relationship

Tony: I could take both.

Steve: What?

Tony: What?

Bucky: I'd be down

Steve: What?!

Bucky: What

[vyynn]

Clint: Choose one, ass or tits.

Steve: Where's the option for persona-

Tony, staring directly at Steve's butt: ass.

Bucky: I always knew you'd get me.

[redvh205]

So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man

[scottxlogan]

@giftober 2024 | Day #30: "Relaxing". Tony is able to get Steve and Bucky to relax and let their guard down for a moment in Captain America: Civil War.

[im-tops-bottom]

Tony: *grumbling* What do you two want now?

Steve: Just checking in. Making sure you’re taking breaks.

Bucky: Making sure you’re hydrated.

Steve: Making sure you’re not overworking yourself.

Bucky: Making sure you know how good you look in those glasses.

Steve: *blinking* Bucky.

Bucky: What? It’s an important check-in.

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: What kind of a teenager did you think I was?

Bucky: Slutty.

Steve: Easy.

Tony: The word is “popular”.

[coffeeandjuice]

Listen, I love Steggy but think about lesbian Peggy and Gay Steve in a lavender marriage situation

[robertdowneyjjr]

when tony started working for bucky, he never imagined that anything would ever, could ever happen between them.

for starters, bucky was a decade older than tony. not that he had a huge issue with age differences, but still. tony was only in his early 20s when they met.

but more importantly, as far as tony could tell, bucky was happily married.

so despite the immediate attraction that he felt the second he laid eyes on bucky and the growing feelings he began to develop the more they got to know each other over the years, tony knew that nothing could ever come of it and that he needed to be content with just admiring the other man from afar.

but sometimes bucky would say things, or just look at tony a certain way, and he’d wonder if maybe, just maybe, the feelings he had were reciprocated.

regardless, though, he knew he would never do anything about it. there was no reason for him to do such a thing and nothing could change his mind about that.

not even when tony complained about another failed attempt at dating during happy hour one day after work and bucky said, “i could never understand why these idiotic bastards would rather waste another day getting drunk with their equally idiotic friends instead of spending time with you.”

or when bucky took him out for a celebratory lunch after signing a major deal with a new partner and their knees kept brushing under the table, and bucky just kept smiling at him for the whole meal like they were sharing a secret.

also not when they were on the phone with each other at midnight trying to salvage an important client relationship and suddenly the conversation segued into personal relationships and when tony sadly confided that he didn’t think anyone had ever loved him before, bucky vehemently declared, “doll, how could anyone know you and not love you? hell, i’m pretty sure i’ve been half in love with you for years.”

and especially not when they were on a business trip and heading back to their separate hotel rooms after a dinner with their biggest client and bucky kissed him before the elevator doors opened on his floor, and tony’s lips tingled for the rest of the night.

no, tony didn’t do anything about his feelings even after all of that because bucky was married.

then tony meets steve at a big company event, where this big beautiful blond man looks adorably lost and alone in a room with four hundred people. tony can’t help but drift closer to him and introduce himself, offer a drink, and ignore everyone else if only so he could make steve feel more comfortable in this crowd of strangers.

they spend the rest of the night together, talking for hours and giving each other meaningful and longing glances, smiling like they both know where they’d like this to go next. tony’s fingers absently stroke along steve’s hand that is placed on the cocktail table they’re leaning against, and steve’s other hand is playing with tony’s hair and sending shivers down his spine when his fingers brush against tony’s neck, and tony has to resist the urge to rub against steve’s hand like a cat.

steve has just leaned closer, lips and breath whispering across tony’s skin to speak softly into his ear when bucky finds them.

tony reluctantly pulls away from steve, refusing to feel embarrassed or guilty in any way, especially when he knows bucky likely interrupted them just so he could ask tony to get back to work. this is a work event, after all.

but then steve looks at bucky and smiles, and says, “oh hey sweetheart, finally got some time for us?”

and bucky glances between steve and tony, sees how there’s barely any space between them and grins from cheek to cheek. “looks like you’ve met my husband, doll.”

and, oh.

oh.

well.

it looks like tony suddenly has a lot to think about.

[z0mbie2b0y]

You all got fics of Tony and Peter just crashing out😭 like I can imagine an AU where both him and Peter are just like, "You see this too, right?"

[ironspidersblog]

Stuckony is the people’s ship. You like the childhood friends, I would die for you aspect? We’ve got stucky. You like the we hated each other at first but we’ve learned to really respect each other aspect? We’ve got stony. You like the we’ve seen the worst of each other before the best and we still stayed aspect? We’ve got Winteriron. It’s the perfect trio

[cloudlesspantone]

Head Butler!Steve but he's a werewolf, Maid!Bucky but he's a vampire, and Sir!Tony but he's a wizard(or witch? idk the difference :()

I was talking about maid Bucky and young master Tony au but one of my friends popped in with "heeeey what if you add butler Steve in that" and I got derailed way off the path with the au

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve/Tony/Bucky hcs:

Tony is the most insecure one. Bucky has poor mental health but when it comes to his relationship he's pretty secure, it's Tony who feels like he's going to ruin it due to his poor track record (and his father imprinting how much better Captain America was than him and how his greatest companion was Bucky Barnes)

BUT Tony is the sunshine. Bucky's a little too grumpy, Steve a little too serious. Tony brings out the laughter and lightness in them

Bucky is by farrrr the most possessive. He likes to follow them around, have nobody else touch them. Once he has them he HAS them. Steve is used to his protectiveness but Tony is very caught off guard, especially because half the time he isn't even sure Bucky likes him (Bucky is absolutely insane about him and if Tony ever looked up from his work for 5 seconds he'd immediately see that)

Steve going through a rough patch because he wants them both but thinks it's a bit odd to have them date each other as well, especially considering their past. Always hovers and forces things between them because he doesn't want anything to go wrong. Things only go right when he backs off

Steve's love language is acts of service (giving and receiving)

Tony's is gift giving (giving) and quality time (receiving)

Bucky's is quality time (giving) and physical touch (receiving)

Yes this means Bucky spends a lot of time silently watching Tony work or listening to him yap about things he doesn't understand. Yes Steve feeds them and makes sure they come to bed. Yes Tony makes overly complicated gear and buys expensive vintage items for them. Yes they give Bucky gentle touches whenever they walk by him and initiate cuddles and hugs often, like in the kitchen during the morning or whenever Bucky looks lonely on the couch

Steve lays out his clothes for Tony to wear after a shower and on lazy days and then Tony somehow always walks out in Bucky's clothes (Steve gets real grumpy, Bucky smug, and Tony's just confused)

Tony sleeps in the middle. No he did not choose this, it just makes it harder for him to escape ("Tony we went to bed an hour ago what are you doing in your workshop again" "I said I wasn't finished yet!") although he's extremely clingy and will just lie on top of one of them half the time

BUT! Bucky likes to be the middle spoon

Steve likes to watch... Tony does too, on occasion, but Bucky needs to be touching (he does enough staring outside the bedroom thank u very much)

Steve is a light sleeper and always wakes when one of them has nightmares. He's an expert at comfort by this point

Bucky and Steve still have that best friend telepathy, so they'll have whole conversations with their eyes and Tony won't even realize until he's being abducted (it's usually along the lines of he needs to eat, he needs to sleep, he needs to shower [dibs!])

Bucky and Tony team up to bully Steve regularly

[vyynn]

Tony: I found a knife under Steve's pillow. I didn't realize he was the type to kill me in my sleep??

Sam: Nah, don't worry! Bucky probably put it there.

Tony: That's not relieving. Why does he have access to Steve's bed?

Sam: Why do YOU have access to Steve's bed?

Tony with his hands raised: Touché.