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ily for this

Tony: Who told Steve that kms means keep myself safe?

Peter: Listen, I panicked and accidentally said the wrong thing.

Steve, texting in the avengers group: I don't need backup for the mission! I'll kms.

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i have a bandaid if you want it...? ^⁠_⁠^

Tony, dressed up as Batman: Aren't you hiding your identity, why is your mask off?

Peter, wearing his spiderman suit: It's Halloween! They're all gonna think I'm just cosplaying as Spidey.

Tony: You're going as yourself? No..dressing up?

Peter: Yeah, in case there are any problems on the streets.

Tony, secretly trashing the robin costume he bought for Peter: that's smart. very.

Peter is Jason Todd's robin cause his relationship with Tony is as doomed as Jason's relationship with Bruce ♡

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Tony, dressed up as Batman: Aren't you hiding your identity, why is your mask off?

Peter, wearing his spiderman suit: It's Halloween! They're all gonna think I'm just cosplaying as Spidey.

Tony: You're going as yourself? No..dressing up?

Peter: Yeah, in case there are any problems on the streets.

Tony, secretly trashing the robin costume he bought for Peter: that's smart. very.

Peter is Jason Todd's robin cause his relationship with Tony is as doomed as Jason's relationship with Bruce ♡

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Natasha, talking to Clint about chicken wings: I'm gonna raw dog these fucking chickens.

Peter: walks in staring at Natasha before running off with a frightened look

Later

Peter, curled up on the floor of Tony's lab: Mr Stark, ever considered opening something up for animal protection? For chickens... specifically to protect them from Miss Romanoff?

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new superman movie was awesome btw

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Tony: I have money set aside for Peter. Bail money.

Bruce: Why Peter?

Tony: Just in case but I'll probably never take it out. He won't go to jail, maybe it'll be my extra vacation fund-

Steve, getting off the phone: Stark, Peter's in jail and he said you're his guardian.

Tony, scrambling around for one of his car keys: I started the account two fucking days ago!

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I just think it's really beautiful how, for such a bleak setting, ultimately Till is alive only thanks to the intervention of those who loved him. Ivan sacrificed himself to keep him alive in their round, Mizi saved him last second despite wanting to blow up the stage.

His new short haircut also seems to be a throwback to his mother who's the main reason he even got to experience love and affection under such awful circumstances in the first place 🥹

Basically, he's part of a cycle of love and affection throughout the story and he perpetuates it by saving those kids the aliens created using his and his friends' genes.

I just really appreciate how despite all the tragedy and ugliness of the world they live in, and the failure to completely disrupt the status quo, there is still this underlying hopeful feeling that survives thanks to his own survival.

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Tony "I have better things to do" Stark who immediately adopts a dog because he overheard Peter saying that he had always wanted to raise one.

Bucky "Get this kid out of here" Barnes who immediately drags Peter into the gym because he saw Peter get hurt and wants to teach him better self defense techniques.

Steve "I have no time for this" Rogers who goes to Peter's report card day whenever Aunt May or Tony are busy. (He secretly gets happy when Peter asks him to go)

Natasha "I don't need this relationship" Romanoff who spoils and treats Peter like he's her kid because she won't ever be able to have her own.

Bruce "I don't have the patience" Banner who drops everything and anything whenever he finds out that Peter is injured. (He patiently listens to Peter's rambling while he's treating him)

Thor "Who do you think you are" Odinson who treats Peter like a little brother because he reminds him of Loki's clumsy personality when they were kids.

Clint "I don't need another kid" Barton who plays catch with Peter at 5:30 pm when he has to stay in the tower for a long time because that's the time he plays with his kids.

finally a long one cause I was inactive for a few days, hope you guys enjoy♡

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Tony: When I told you to date your age, it was a joke.

Steve, holding the winter soldier's hand with a confused look: Oh..it was?

Tony: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ANOTHER 100 YEAR OLD PERSON SO FAST??!!

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pls he’s so cool why did he have to go and be all genocidal

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Peter: Don't let Mr Stark speak at my funeral.

Clint: Got it. When is it happening, why and what else.

Peter: Tomorrow, failed physics for the first time and don't let Mr Rogers speak too, he'll cry.

Clint: Alright. Apple juice?

Peter: yes please..

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I love watching Pride and Prejudice 2005 without a fly yapping in my ear that Pride and Prejudice 1995 is way better.

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

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Peter, counting his push-ups: 22, 23, 50, 70-

Tony: what multiplication table is this. Why are we jumping around?

Peter: wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

Tony: what did you just call me.

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Tony: I thought you took my car to wash it.

Steve: That I did! No harsh brushes used, no hard scrubbing-

Tony: Why is the inside covered with stupid stickers?

Steve: Excuse you, they're limited edition stickers of us that Peter managed to get on a discount.

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Loki: You are the monkey to the circus I own.

Thor, tearing up: Are you finally saying you love me?

Thor: No brother. I am calling you a monkey.

It's canon that Loki listens to Malice Mizer. Source? Trust me bro.