#Loki like wow thanks I guess my nose is pretty nice haha.
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worstloki · 7 months ago
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I was thinking New Mexico like with Thor but now that you’ve brought it up let’s drop him somewhere random like out of cities Malaysia and have the aunties in the rest of the community and random grocery store workers keep telling him ‘eyes so big lah’ and ‘fair skin very good ah’ ‘wah! so TALL!’ ‘walao-eh, what is mat salleh doing with his rice?’ while he tries to convince local authorities he’s not an illegal immigrant (they would have tried to deport him already if everyone wasn’t humouring the ‘people saw this man clearly fall from the sky during a storm’ story) that just happens to be fluent in multiple languages. He’s stuck with small community jobs because he can’t get official work but there are comfortable places to sleep on village-y streets so don’t even worry about how the first few months go. He slowly but surely gains friends and a community that accepts him as a strange but sweet part of them.
AU where Loki gets banished for Thor/Warriors 4 going to Jotunheim and he just settles down on Earth. Copes with the blue arm by ignoring it completely since he's been disowned and dumped on Earth anyway. There's probably a way to 'prove himself worthy' and 'get back to Asgard' but he never bothers with it.
#Loki who hasn’t been on Midgard in ages: the locals are much different than I remember but that’s okay#actually there should be someone who speaks like Chinese @ him and he doesn’t even realize it’s a different language because of AllSpeak#I think that should be a feature of the infinite language glitch I think the person shouldn’t be able to know it’s a different language#not unless they’re trying to pay extra attention which who would#Loki watching rice be the local staple and purchasing some but he doesn’t realize youRE meant to boil it#and he’s trying to act normal so ends up roasting the rice over a fire#has to make small talk at the register to try and sneakily learn what to do#bunch of guys hanging out pointing at the crop field Loki is laying in like ‘wah isn’t that the alien?? so this is where he sleeps!!’#idk I think Loki being thrown @ some random village would be better than getting immediately arrested by SHIELD#and dragged off to Avenger plot lines#let him have a cottagecore life#5 years down the line maybe the uncles will stop implying he’s a spy since he seems polite and volunteers for chores#some random uncle: he’s clearly been sent from Chechnya to obtain secrets#the guy’s son: what secrets do we have...?#uncle: where is your respect. go help your mother warm the water!#Loki being normal about how he looks VS becoming more conscious about it because random people keep commenting on how he looks#Loki like wow thanks I guess my nose is pretty nice haha.#I think the local community will very slowly adopt him#and will also realize 20 years down the line that he doesn’t age#permanent community fixture methinks#they’ll finally think it acceptable to leave him watching their kids in the street#(as if there is going to be any threat in the quiet community other than stray animals in the village)#WHERE WILL HE BATHE#before he gets a place idk where he will bathe#throw him next to a river and watch everyone be very scandalised that he’s washing clothes there#IDK#Loki: people collect water from here I’ve seen them. not sure why people are whispering about me doing it...#Loki like ah yes the solution is to take shower at night#so smart lah#(this is not going to make people less aware there is a new guy doing weird things)
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