#mine: kallie

[elwinged]

to love what is mortal—

unknown / @theblob1958 - the longevity of life and love / @birthmarkmike - A SELECTION FROM THE PRIVATE WORKS OF THE SEAFARER. / Dove Cameron on Instagram / Ellen Bass - The Thing Is / @deheerkonijn & @roselightfairy - rebuild your seawall (brick by brick) / Herbert Mason - Gilgamesh / @hhimringsideblog - The House That Fingon Built / The Haunting of Hill House (2018) / @clothonono - The Diver / @judas-redeemed / Anne Michaels - I Dreamed Again / Julia Gorst / Louise Glück - The Triumph of Achilles / unknown / Fred Chappell - Narcissus and Echo

happiest of happy birthdays, darling xiaohai! i love you a lot❤️

[highschoolstoryliveson]

Just make a sad sibling club at the school tbh. Kallie has her dead sister, Wes's brother is in jail, Payton's sister moved across the world (so did Chloe's brother), and Mia has to deal with Max. Maybe they all meet up for coffee or something.

[sunnetrolls]

You be nice to Ark or we’re gonna have problems, gramps

"God forbid I take issue with the child of my ex-husband who has been living under my family name for decades."

"At least he seems good natured thus far, and I am much less discontent with him than I am with his lusus regardless. I can only hope that old mindless bird didn't leave an actual descendant of mine in favor of his."

[ramuelszoo]

name a more iconic trio

[arc-misadventures]

BMI Jaune: Willow, Summer, and Kali?

BMI: Jaune II

Juniper: Jaune~!

Jaune: No...

Juniper: What?

Jaune: No. Whatever it is, the answer is: No.

Juniper: But, I never said anything?

Jaune: But, you're going to ask me something, and whatever the ask is about, the answer is: No.

Juniper: ...

Juniper: BMI...

Jaune: AHHHH?! Not this shit again!

Juniper: Your chose for this BMI, are Willow Schnee.

Willow: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hi...?

Juniper: Kali Belladonna.

Kali: Oh look, it's my favourite human~!

Jaune: Why did you say it like that...?

Juniper: And, lastly we have, Summer Rose.

Summer: Hello, Daddy~!

Jaune: Excuse me, what...?

Juniper: Are you ready to choose who you going to, BMI, Jaune~?

Jaune: The hell are you making me choose between my friend’s mom?!

Juniper: Well, as one woman/mother to another, they told me about their... pitiful sex lives, or lack there of in some cases...

Summer: Juniper?!

Kali: How could you just say that?!

Willow: Considering my ex-husband size or, more accurately the lack there of... Honestly, there isn't much to brag about. There is certainly plenty to complain about however…

Juniper: What? Both of your husbands are dead, so you haven't had much, if any action since they died.

Kalli: Well, that's true...

Summer: It's not like we did it much after I had, Ruby...

Juniper: And, Willow... I'm sorry you had to go through that so often...

Willow: While, I love my children with all my heart, and I wouldn't trade them for the world. I do sometimes find myself wishing I had my son sooner so I didn't have to have... relations as often as I did.

Juniper: See! They have sad sexless lives since they lost their husbands. And, Willow had...

Juniper: She had, Jacques...

Juniper: So, Jaune please, BMI these three woman, and help them ‘fix’ their dry spell?

Jaune: ...

SKW: Please~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haaaa...

Jaune: I would Marry, Summer.

Summer: And, why do you want to do that, Husband Dearest~?

Jaune: 'Husband dearest?"

Jaune: Okay? Okay, I say that because you look like you would be a wonderful housewife to come home to.

Summer: Naww~!

Jaune: Plus you look like the woman/wife who would do the, "Hi honey, welcome home! Would like a bath, dinner, or me?" Type of woman, and I...? Ahem... yeah that...

Summer: Oh; Is that so~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I Would, Breed Kali.

Kali: Why?

Jaune: Well... You have large birthing hips... and I want to give those birthing hips a run for their money...

Kali: Oh, I hope feel like we're going to enjoy that~!

Jaune: Hahaha...

Jaune: I would impregnate, Willow.

Willow: Oh, why would you do that?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I hate you ex-husband with a burning passion. A lot of people think that killing him, or torturing him to death would be the best sort of revenge for what he did. But, I think... taking his woman, and making her mine is a much more tantalizing idea~!

Willow: Y-Yours?

Jaune: I’ll make you my woman! By the time I’m through with you, you’ll fit around me perfectly, no other man will satisfy you, you’ll come begging for more, and I’ll be all to happy to oblige~!

Willow: Y-Y-You promise…?

Jaune: Uhh… Well… T-That is of we… did do it…

Summer: Do you think he could do that?

Kali: Maybe? My daughter did say he’s quite big.

Willow: How big?

Kali: Six when soft, ten when hard, and plenty thick as well~!

Willow: Heavens, say it is so~!

Summer: Are you really that big~?

Jaune: WHAT?! How the hell do you know that?!

Willow: He is~!

Summer: Hmm… Juniper, please be a dear, and leave.

Juniper: Why?

Summer: Because, the sooner you leave, the sooner you’ll have grandchildren~!

Juniper: Good luck, Jaune! Remember to not use a condom!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Wait… hold on!

Kali: Don run, Jaune: The fun is about to begin~!

Willow: Come on, Jaune… it’s time to continue the, Arc bloodline~!

Summer: So what will it be, Jaune; Will you take, Kali, or do you want, Willow, or perhaps me~?

Jaune: Ohhh…?!

Jaune: P-Please be gentle…?

SKW: Fu-fufu~!

Kali: No promises~!

[pipileo]

HOW DO YOU MAKE KALLAMARS EYES LOOK LIKE HIS HEAD PERMANENTLY EMPTY, NO THOUGHTS, MINE LOOK TO THINKIE!

BUGEYED KALLAMAR TUTORIAL

step 1: start with a simple circle (yknow, the circle.)

step 2: bring the top of the head to a point

start with the tip, figure out the right distance and size before you bring the sides down.

try not to make it too long or too pointy (if youre trying to replicate how i draw him)

step 3: beeg circles (eyes)

try to keep the eyes near the edges, and decently spaced away from the center line.

step 4: less beeger circles (pupils)

i think its hard to describe but ill try

make the pupils big, but not too big, and keep him cross-eyed. if youre trying to make him look thinkless, do not point the eyes in any specific direction, or else it looks like he's capable of free thought

step 5: MOUTH

so- my kallamars mouth is basically just an OwO face, but the w is mostly squished. i think you've gotta make sure the mouth isnt too wide if youre trying to do it how i do.

also, use the center line to make kallies weird little vertical chomper.

step 6: DISABLE HIM (bandage)

idk how to describe it, but just try to make the bandage

step 7: ear

his ear is mostly triangular, with a tear in it. so just like- make the shape, and cut off a little slice to eat later

step 8: other ear

his other ear barely exists, so i just draw some squigglies on the other end. make sure to keep perspective in mind.

step 9: face touchups

so, basically i added 3 lines near the top of the mouth, those little dots on his forehead, and his little eye scar. dont make the scar too thick, since ingame its just a little line.

step 10: those stupid little cross things i forgot to add for a long-ass time

voila, a delectable snack that likely has a lot of kallaries. pinch his cheeks or stuff him in a box or whatever you want

bonus

FOLLOW ME FOR MORE BUGEYED KALLIE

[yanaleese]

Extract #1 - Training Practice

"Karma, your next opponent is here!"

"Really?" Karma replied, monotonous, detached - cold. Unlike me, who wore cold, pale flesh, Karma was warm-bloodied, healthy, and robust. Although I had never seen Karma with such a lustful look (since I lusted after Kallisto instead), he was indeed a charmer; but not a playboy for girls, neither a boytoy.

Rather, he was the perfect heir to the Sangres. In this century, they were an active family that supported their country, the goods, and encourage values of kindness and community.

But not all is beautiful under the sun.

Many of the pure bloods remarked on how his family paved the path for our extermination.

Starting with our children.

It was an impressive plan, my father said. They took our merits, our achievements and swallowed it into their rabbit hole. Our pride, our royal lineage, and most importantly - our hope, the people's hope.

And now, I am invited by these same traitors of the vampiric race, to see the next heir in line take the throne.

What a cruel joke.

"Ari. Do me a favor and hold my stuff, yea?"

Taking a deep breath, I nodded. Kallisto normally isn't this excited.

I suppose it's because he's facing his brother, Karma. But luckily, it's a simple training practice.

I'm sure it won't be anything too hard.

"Karma, I've been practicin' like crazy. Yuh wanna try me?" His face flushed with joy, his cheeks reddening at the sight of his brother. No matter what occasion, Kallisto's toothy grin stood out like a sore thumb. Nevermind his abnormally deep scars, or the brand that decorated the back of his neck. To this family, it was a testament of bravery, and resilience - or whatever bullshit excuse they have for abuse.

"You know what happened last time."

"Still! The more I get beat up, the more I learn. Ain't it?"

"...I disagree." Karma's voice was deeply pensive, calculated. "You learn with your fists, not your head."

"Yah callin' me dumb or wha?" Kallisto squealed; my heart softened.

"No. I'm saying you have the wrong values."

"Awww...."

"Now hurry up and get into position, Kalli."

"Kallisto." The younger brother pronounced firmly, his grin dampening into a frown.

He ignored him, turning his head to me. "Aristotle, give us the count."

"Understood." Polite language was best for Karma, since his title was superior to mine. "Ready?"

"Yuh-ha! Start already, whore!" Kallisto chimed.

I chuckled, counting down. "3...2...1..."

"Go!"

Immediately, Karma punched Kallisto straight in the nose - without even a hint of hesitation. Even without seeing his eyes, I knew he had the intent to kill, to bring despair to others. It was almost as if he was a pure-blood himself.

In response, Kallisto held Karma's foot, sinking his fingernails into his legs. Once again, he was playing dirty. Karma groaned, now aiming for his forehead. The younger brother retracted just in time, backing away, before aiming for a punch to his crotch.

"Oh Dracula~" I smirked, his aim perfect. "Hit 'em where it hurts, Kallisto!"

Yet, Karma didn't even react. What the fuck is he even made oof?!?

"Shut up! I'm tryin' to concatrate!"

"You mean concentrate?"

"Same thin'!" He growled, tearing and slashing through Karma's skin, going for the throat. "Die, die, die!!!"

Karma gurgled up blood, showing off his pearly teeth. "Kal...Kalli..."

"Shit Karma! What the hell is with that-"

Before he could even could finish his sentence, Karma smothered Kallisto's eyes with his own blood, pulling him straight into a headlock.

"Kallisto!" I screamed, jumping out of my seat. "Get the hell out of there before you can!"

"S...Sh....it...!" He screamed, he shouted - clawing and scraping anything to get himself out of Karma's suffocating hold. "you fUcking..."

And within seconds, Kallisto passed out, his rage transforming into a sense of calmness and defeat.

Declaring Karma as the winner. Again.

"Undefeated champion, huh?"

The eldest took his time responding, possibly gulping down a healing potion. "I'm sorry, Aristotle. But I have a reputation to uphold in front of my family."

"That's clearly not what I'm seeing."

"Well, Aristotle, I'm sorry my perspective does not match yours." Karma mentioned, looking left and right for something, or somewhat.

"And I'm sorry that you can't see the truth."

Karma froze, taking a moment to gather his thoughts. "...I do."

"Really? How much do you know?"

"I know enough that you want payback. In blood."

Hesitantly, he picked up Kallisto, attending to his wounds. Continuing to look left and right, he once again took his sweet time to respond.

Meanwhile, I could feel my blood - or whatever blood I last drank - boiling.

"...No I don't."

Karma scratched the back of his neck, starting to sweat. "I wish I could say the same thing, but your bloodlust is all over the entire room."

Dammit, did I not mask it properly?

"Well." I bow; I fucking hated bowing to these fucks. "My apologies Young Master-"

"Excuse me, Aristotle..."

"Yes, Young Master?" I plastered a fake smile.

"Promise me...that you'll keep this a secret." His voice grew to a honeyed whisper.

I titled my head, confused.

"Young Master, whatever do you mean-"

"Cleaning up his wounds. I was lucky today, but don't say anything." He muttered under his breath. "Please. I can't afford not a soul in this mansion to hear this."

"But Young Master, is such kindness really worth a secret?"

"In this mansion, unfortunately so." Karma was dead serious. "So please tell the staff that you attended to his wounds."

I bit my lip, drawing blood. "......Yes, Young Master."

Satisfied with my response, he stood tall, clutching my shoulders. Though I was cold to the touch, and was a walking undead - his hands grasped unto me with the tiniest bit of comfort, warmth...

That was raw. Fresh. Unfiltered.

....Something...human.

"Thank you, Aristotle." He pulled away, his bittersweet smile etched into his features. Waving a small good-bye, Karma returned to his stoic composure, leaving me alone with Kallisto.

As I turned to the man in front of me, a twinge of pain and agony rushed through me.

The truth was clear as day.

This place was a hellish, inescapable nightmare that no child can live in. That no vampire or human can live in.

This was the definition of hell itself.

~ Aristotle Carpathia, Heir of the Carpathia Family

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[lilac-hecox]

Hi! Wanted to ask you about what you've read since May. I look forward to reading the ianthony fics you recommend on there.

Sure! I really love doing them just have not had the will or time honestly!

Slipping by @japhan2024 Ian/Anthony - ianthony - short and sweet of Ian and Anthony with Anthony feeling insecure and Ian being there to support him.

Ian doesn't want to talk about it by @japhan2024 Ian/Anthony - ianthony- short again but a great mix of angst and sex and I'd love to see more!

I'll Be Blowing Out Candles (And Wishing For Someone Like You) by @xxmoonch1ldxx - Ian/Anthony - ianthony- A great idea where the story goes through Anthony's various birthdays through the years and touches on the growth of he and Ian's relationship!

Paint Me This Way by Anonymous Ian/Anthony - ianthony- So hot and sensual and I assume this was written by the same anonymous author that I will put another of their fics on here but I LOVE IT. It's trans!Ian and gorgeous! (anon if you're on tumblr pls hmu so we can be friends).

Love Like Magic by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - Ianthony- multiple pairings - This was my dearest Kalli's big bang fic and it is so soft and cozy and echoes community and slice of life. I adore it.

Ian's Hearing Aids by Ianisgay Ian + Anthony - platonic ianthony - This is a platonic Ianthony where Ian has hearing aids and gets a little overwhelmed in the process of adjusting to them and Anthony is there for him. It is short and sweet.

Reflection by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Spicy fic during divorce era. Kalli thrives on angst and sex melded together. This is so good. Its delicious and hot and hurts all at the same time. She is also working on an eventual sequel!

Be my Mistake by @wienersmosh Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Spicy fic another fic that is the divorce era. It is a beautiful blend of pain and eroticism.

Tell Me I'm Pretty by Sociallyunawaresillyguy Ian/Anthony - ianthony - A mtf!Ian which discusses Ian's feelings for Anthony post-reunion and an attraction between the two of them. At the time it has 4 chapters and is not yet finished.

I wish I could be a girl (and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend) by Anonymous Ian/Anthony - ianthony - MTF!Ian focusing on Ian's gender journey. Very interesting with leanings of Ianthony. Also chaptered and not yet completed.

bury my heart underneath these trees by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - ianthony - set in the Anthony's funeral universe where Ian and Anthony are both priests. It is dark and sexy and so, so gorgeous! I love this fic so, so much.

Balls Deep in the Buca di Beppo by Anonymous Ian/Anthony - ianthony - A crack fic took seriously where Ian and Anthony have sex at the Buca di Beppo after vidcon.

(My Love) Mine, Mine, Mine by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - spicy as hell and jealous power bottom!Ian!

Something About Your Face (I Don't Know Whether To Kiss It, Or Punch It) by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Spicy fic with top!Ian. Vik is always so good about incorporating kinks and making a hot as fuck fic!!!

Dare by Orphan Account Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Kinky - I read this mostly because I remembered that Ian and Anthony irl read this in one of their fan fic videos pre-divorce era! Basically a fandom gem in that sense!

Written in Our Fate by @chu-tea Ian/Anthony - ianthony - now I think I rec'd this in a diff ask but still I will do it again here! It is sweet and emotional and is Anthony figuring out how to confess his feelings to Ian. It incorporates Anthony's art and journaling and it just has such a cozy feeling to it.

Without You by Anonymous Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Major Character Death!!! Ian passes away and this follows Anthony in the process of that. There is a tiny little twist of sorts at the end of this that left me punched in the face.

savor this with everything i have inside of me by Anonymous Ian/Anthony - ianthony - This is the fic I suspect might have been written by the same author of Paint me This Way as it is trans!Ian and Anthony and he practically worships Ian's body. This is hot as hell.

Accidental Sleepover by thek9kid Ian + Anthony - platonic ianthony - where teen Ian falls asleep at Anthony's house. Cute and platonic and just feels good to read!

Snake Bites by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - ianthony - old school!Ian gets snake bite piercings and Anthony cannot deal in the slightest! Teen rating!

let's make it worth it by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - ianthony - spicy - this was written for me and as a sequel to another piece Kalli wrote and it is beautiful. I cannot express enough how much I love this and the emotional depth and sheer hotness of it all.

one step closer by piggeh Ian/Anthony - ianthony - fluff of pre-divorce! Ianthony getting married. Short and sweet! I believe I read this for comment bingo!

(Don't Be Afraid) We'll Make It Out Of This Mess by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Ian and Anthony get engaged over the holidays and it is so freaking cute and fluffy and deals with Ian at home with his family.

You're So Pretty, God, I Swear That It's Painful (I Whisper Things Only We Know) by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - This is funny and spicy and cute all at the same time which is something that Vik is perfect at in his writing!

The Kintsugi Kid by Kileykao Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Angsty and unrequited ianthony. This hurt so good. It is such a good story. It's the kind that sticks with you after you read it. A divergence where Smosh ended at the fall of Defy.

you're always holding on to stars by @wienersmosh Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Love confessions and being back in Sacramento. This is soft, sweet, and sad all at the same time.

Look at me by @lovethesnark Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Ianthony! drug use and their first time together.

Sunday Morning by jackiestolz Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Fem slash!Ianthony! Spicy little morning female Ianthony fic!

(From The Day Of The Universe's Creation And Beyond) We're Eternally Together by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - a short, sweet, so cute ianthony set around valentines day!

This Memory of You I Cannot Erase by Sandrene09 Ian/Anthony , Anthony/Kalel - ianthony - an au where Anthony loses his memory and is in a coma and Ian is the being that is meant to keep his memory. No happy ending. Made me cry but it's so beautiful.

(If You Want Me To Stay For The Rest Of My Life) You Got Me by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - A hurt/comfort where Anthony believes he is only worth his looks and Ian teaches him otherwise. With safeword use and after care!

Sweeter Than Sugar, Hotter Than Milk by Sandrene09 Ian/Anthony - ianthony - a cute little bakery!au where Anthony runs a cafe and Ian is a writer who visits and they maybe fall in love.

Like A Lightning Bolt, Your Heart Will Glow (And When It's Time, You'll Know) by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - a past and future fic that reflects on a fourth of July Ianthony spent in their youth and one spent once they reconnected. So cute and lovely and written for me by my beloved pookie!

this must be my dream by @wienersmosh Ian/Anthony - ianthony - one of the first ianthony fics I read even before I made the lilacfoxes ao3 account! I wanted to go back and re-read and comment from the beginning to catch up because this fic is a favorite of mine! Set during the divorce. Anthony and Mykie break up and Anthony tries out a gay dating app where he finds someone he doesn't expect. Not yet complete.

(Nothing Else Ever Felt So Right) Diving Deep Into You And I by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - based on the werewolf episode where the Bit City title came from. Anthony as Topher and Ian as himself working in a strip mall where Anthony works at Blockbuster and Ian at PinkBerry. Cute and funny!

Hypothetically Yes (Theoretically Forever) by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Some very sweet fluff involving Ian and Anthony discussing marriage at Shayne and Courtney's reception!

Ashes in my Mouth by @chu-tea Ian + Anthony - platonic ianthony - some warnings for abuse - but Chu handled this prompt beautifully.

Sharp Tongue, Sharper Knife by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Ian and Anthony and knife play! Spicy!

Take A Bit Of Me, Boy, Show Me Your Teeth (I'm A Tough Bitch) by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Pain play with Ian and Anthony where Anthony is a big ole pain slut.

(Now Your Song Is On Repeat) And I'm Dancing On To Your Heartbeat by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - A fluffy sweet fic where Ian and Anthony dance and reminisce with one another.

Driven Batty by @chu-tea Ian/Anthony - ianthony - ANTHONY IS A VAMPIRE AND IAN SLOWLY DISCOVERS THIS! It's unfinished but it's so, so good and set pre-divorce and around the summer games camp version!

Darling, Let Me Trace The Lines On Your Tattooed Heart by @xxmoonch1ldxx Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Anthony gets a new tattoo and Ian appreciates it. Fluffy and cute!

The Things I do for You by @japhan2024 Ian/Anthony - ianthony - Spicy little Ianthony fic kinky as well!

a broken heart looks good on you by @sheisaquarius-blog Ian/Anthony - ianthony - The first part to let's make it worth it. The car sex in this fic has stuck in my brain permanently! It's so hot and so well done!!!!

[serieslush]

@kalli-kalli and I made a bloodpact (totally normal thing for women to do btw happens all the time) for our pixel-boyfriend-drawoff-challenge: 7 days of 10, 10-minute sketches of our pixel boyfriend. Mine is clearly Astarion. Or maybe not clearly, because THIS IS FUCKING HARD. I consider myself a decent artist. I SUCK at this so far and I hate his stupid little perfect face. But after drawing him in the least flattering angle I could find, it's a little less daunting. Fingers crossed tomorrow looks more like him.

[spectrechosts]

Better Off Alone - Chapter 7

Lunaeris is already having a bad day, and it only gets worse from there.

Full Series

Kallixenia stirred with a groan.

A dull ache radiated through her chest, but she was alive. With bleary eyes she surveyed her surroundings, finding herself in a tranquil recovery room. A healer came to check on her, and out of the corner of her eye she could see Lunaeris, perched in a chair with her nose buried in a book. The princess made no indication that she had noticed her awaken, but at no point during the healer's examination did she turn a page.

The healer poked and prodded at her, examined her scar, dressed it with a poultice wrap, and then with a nervous glance at the Princess announced to nobody in particular that she needed to fetch some supplies and would be leaving them for about five minutes.

Kallixenia didn't know what to say, left alone with her beloved. She had hoped, foolishly, that Lunaeris would never have to know the details of her oath.

"Princess-" She croaked, her throat sore.

Lunaeris slammed her book shut loudly.

"Princess!?" She replied, her voice cracked and shrill. "You call me Princess, after everything?"

"I know you must be upset-"

"There are no words that describe the depth of my fury, my knight!" Lunaeris all but shrieked. "I would kill you myself, if I thought I could bear living without you! How long?"

It pained her to have hurt her beloved so.

"Since the moment I swore my oaths to you, Princess."

"I have a name!" She choked. "I thought you of all people understood! And then I find that this whole time, you've, you've-"

Lunaeris' hands were balled at her sides in rage as tears streamed down her face. She struggled to speak through her overwhelming emotions.

"You've placed your life beneath mine, in this way. I thought- You know, you know I don't like when you treat me as your better!"

"I know. I'm sorry, Lunaeris."

"How do I stop it?"

"You can't, Lunaeris. Only I can end my oath."

"Well, end it!"

"I will not. I'm sorry."

"Gods damn you, GODS DAMN YOU KALLIE YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" The Princess shrieked.

"No. I will not see my beloved die when I could prevent it."

It was precisely because Lunaeris wasn't just the Princess that she couldn't release her oath now. She had no regrets, giving her life for the one she loved, and she would have no regrets doing so again.

"And so you would force me to?"

"…I suppose I am selfish, in this way. Forgive me, Lunaeris."

"Fucker." The Princess swore. "You oafish, inconsiderate-"

It was at this moment the healer returned, to the Princess sobbing and cursing her knight. She looked quite unhappy to be the one who had to interrupt this.

"Princess?" She said.

"WHAT?!"

"I-I'm sorry, but your father wants to see you."

"Fine." Lunaeris spat. "I was just leaving."

~

Lunaeris was a mess.

She was happy, she was so happy Kallixenia was okay, and she yelled at her, and she made a scene, and she stormed out letting her think she hated her.

Why couldn't Kallixenia just understand that a life without her was no life at all? That maybe she thought her life was more valuable than her own?

It wasn't fucking fair. To force this upon her and not even tell her. She had been sick, when her father tried to explain to her that this was simply a part of Kallie's duty.

To- To die for her. The most insignificant royal in the kingdom, and it was so obvious to Kallie that her life simply mattered less that she hadn't even mentioned it.

It was all such fucking shit.

Her heart was a pyre. She couldn't even try to hide her emotions anymore. She openly wept as she stomped her way to the throne room.

The King, of course, intercepted her, because he couldn't fucking trust her to make it there on his schedule.

"Lunaeris! Oh, oh Lunaeris." He said, throwing his arm around her and guiding her to the throne room. "I know, it must all be so frightening for you."

She felt she might be sick again. Never had it been so apparent that her father just, fundamentally didn't understand her as a person.

"But worry no more!" He said, triumphantly. "Your hero has arrived!"

She stopped dead in her tracks.

"…No."

"…Yes? He's waiting in the throne room now, if you'll just-"

"No, no, no!" She cried, shaking her head. "I already have a hero, Kallie-"

"Kallie?"

"Yes, she-"

"Who's Kallie?"

"My knight!?" Lunaeris said, appalled.

"Oh, my sweet daughter. I know she saved you, I mean the prophecised hero."

"I know what you mean!" She shrieked.

"Now now, there's no need to yell." Her father chided.

"I, we-"

She couldn't breathe. This was too much.

"She- And-" She choked out between sobs. "I-I made the sword for her!" Was all the explanation she could manage.

The King sighed.

"Lunaeris, I know you're at that age where you think you're cleverer than everyone, but you can't just decide how a prophecy is going to play out. Come, let me introduce you to the hero."

Lunaeris was beyond words, her sorrows escaped her lungs in a horrible wail. She couldn't accept this fate. She would rather die.

The King ushered her into the throne room, and she discovered she wasn't beyond words after all.

"YOU!!!" She shrieked, seeing the figure she had seen in the smoke of her would-be assassin's charred body just standing there like he belonged.

"Hello, Princess. I'm here to protect-" He said, oozing smugness.

"BASTARD! DEMON! FUCKER! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" She screeched, her mana reserves bursting into flame before she could even begin to cast a spell.

"Lunaeris! What's gotten into you?!" The King gasped, the royal guards restraining her as torrents of flame spewed from her mouth, scorching her surroundings. "I-I'm terribly sorry, you have to understand she's had quite a stressful time of late-"

"-I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT FUCKING LET GO OF ME-"

"I understand, highness. The Demon King could be anywhere, it must be terrifying." The Demon King said, keeping his eyes locked on Lunaeris'

"-YOU'RE THE DEMON KING YOU SON OF A GODS DAMNED BITCH DON'T TAUNT ME-"

They didn't believe her. He was right fucking there and they didn't believe her because she was just the Princess, she's fragile, she's hysterical from the stress.

She howled, venting her frustrations in a gout of white-hot flame that etched her discontentment into the very stone of the castle, melting a wide trough in front of her into bubbling magma.

The room was silent. Even the Demon King seemed intimidated by the display.

She coughed, cinders scattering on her breath.

And then she blacked out.

[theworldsoftolkein]

It Is Mine To Give - by Kalli Leaf

Aragorn & Arwen - by Kallie LeFave

[skelswritingcorner]

Whenever You Need Somebody (March x Farmer)

(This wasn't showing in the tags when I first posted this so I'm reposting it... FOR THE THIRD GOD DAMN TIME)

Kaltain, the new farmer that arrived the previous season, has been running around ragged for as long as the residents have known her. Elsie and Juniper decide to pry into who Kallie might pursue. Also, mild implied Ryis x Farmer.

Warnings: March challenges the farmer to a fight, March being a tsundere as per usual, mild vulgar language

Word Count: 1,044

A/N: Ah yes, my first fanfic for Fields of Mistria. Surprisingly, doesn't include any form of endometriosis! Also I accidentally wrote this in 3rd person and not 2nd person, so the farmer is less of a reader insert and more of her own character this time 'round. Enjoy :3

Ever since Kaltain moved to Mistria, she has been busy every single day. Tending to crops, contributing to the museum, mining, and so many other things that many of the townsfolk wonder how she is able to get everything done within all days she's lived in the town.

"Kallie's such a busybody, isn't she?" Juniper swirled her glass, looking over at the periwinkle-haired farmer. She was discussing something with Olric, who was holding a dagger in his hands.

Elsie nodded, "I've never seen her talk to people that often either," she looked to where Juniper was observing the farmer and Olric, "is she secretly seeing someone?"

Hemlock chuckled from the counter, "Talking about her again?"

Juniper took a sip of her wine, "What's wrong with that? Kallie's quite the enigma, we're just trying to figure things out. Elsie, you're the love expert, why don't you try asking Kallie if she has anyone in mind?"

Elsie smiled, getting up from her seat at the bar to walk over to the farmer and blacksmith. When she tapped Kallie's shoulder, the young woman stopped talking to Olric and turned to Elsie. "Oh, is there anything you need, Miss Elsie?"

"Just call me Elsie, you don't need to be so formal. I saw that blade in Olric's hands, those gemstones inside have such luster! Tell me, how did you get your hands on such a thing?"

Kallie grabbed the dagger from Olric, cautiously showing the gem-studded hilt. "This? Something I was gifted back in my adventuring days. It's an ornamental dagger given to me by some noble I guarded on a route one time. I don't know much about it, so I wanted to ask Olric if he had an inkling of what it's made of."

Olric rubbed the back of his neck, "I've never seen anything like this before. If this was something March made, I would've recognized it. However, all I can tell is that the gemstone over here is Rhondite," he pointed to the center red gem, "and the ones next to it are moonstone! The blade seems to be made with silver, but that's all I could figure out."

Elsie hummed, "That's quite a beautiful thing, and so are those gems! Anyway, I have a question for our dear Kallie, if you have the time."

"Go ahead." Kallie sheathed the dagger before putting it in her bag.

Elsie placed a hand on Kallie's shoulder, "Have you ever been in love before?" The question baffled the farmer, as it was something she never considered. She often kept herself busy enough that love wasn't something actively on her mind.

"I'm no stranger to it, why do you ask?" Kallie raised a brow at the question. Is Elsie plotting something? Trying to play matchmaker?

"Oh, no real reason. Well, I lied," Elsie smiled, "the Shooting Star Festival is in a little more than a week, and I wanted to see if you have anyone in mind to watch the stars with."

Kallie groaned, "You should know my rules by now, I'm not going to romantically pursue anyone until most of the damage from the earthquake is taken care of."

Juniper cackled, "So do all of us here. I know what you're thinking with that, you're thinking of making a full commitment to a partner when you're able to have the time to pursue them."

Taking a sip of her wine, Juniper continued, "You spend a lot of time with March and Ryis. They're both quite strong, I'm sure at least one of them is interested in you."

Kallie growled, "I don't plan on dating someone right now unless they can defeat me in a fight."

"A fight, eh?" And the grumpy blacksmith is here, and so is Ryis. Ryis waved at Kallie with a smile, walking up to her.

"I doubt you'd get that from any other guy than March, if we're going to be honest here." Ryis chuckled, fully knowing of Kallie's notorious reputation back at the Capital. He chose not to tell anyone else, since Kallie likely wanted to put her old life behind her.

March walked up to Kallie as well, "Just to tell you how I'm feeling, I'd fight you even if it was for any other reason. Something for you to understand. I've gotten quite strong over the years, I can take you on."

"You're never gonna give up on trying to be better than me, aren't you?" Kallie's mouth curled into a shit-eating grin, "Well, I hope I don't let you down by saying that adventurers are better combatants than blacksmiths. I'm not letting you run around thinking you're so smug about thinking you can take me on, then desert me when you realize that you're over your head."

Hemlock shouted from the bar, "Don't start fighting in the Inn, you two!"

"NOT PLANNING TO!"

Kallie stretched her arms above her head, shoulders popping and neck cracking. She was done here, and needed to go back to the farm to go take care of things. "I'm gonna take my leave now. Olric," she patted Olric's shoulder, "thanks for helping me identify the materials of the dagger. Sorry to say goodbye and desert the place, but I have to do stuff at the farm now. See you later!"

With that, she speedwalked to the door, leaving the Inn to go to the farm. March looked over at Juniper and Elsie, who were giving him knowing looks.

"What are you two plotting?" He asked, crossing his arms.

"Oh, nothing!" Elsie waved her hand, "We were just thinking of who Kallie would be with for her first Shooting Star Festival. I think she matches your energy quite nicely, March. Maybe she'll ask you?"

Ryis shook his head, "After all that? She's never been interested in dating anyway. Told me several times."

Juniper smirked, "And how do you that?"

"Oh, just something that came up once." Ryis answered, a bead of sweat on the side of his forehead. There's another reason, but that isn't anyone's business but Kallie, him, and March.

Eventually, the Inn went back to its usual chatter, the earlier conversations easily forgotten. The people of Mistria will eventually find out who Kallie ends up dating anyway. For now though, they won't know.

That's right y'all, this fic was simply an elaborate rickroll. Why did I do this? I was tempted while streaming to do this. Why this fandom specifically? Blame the clown man.

[dorpyscorpyy]

Showing off my 2020/21 Assassin's Creed art because why not

I was 11/12 when I drew this anyway 😭 (I think only the last drawing is from 2021/22?? I can't remember)

Let's start with Desmond's famale copy who would be specifically a direct descendant of Connor (she was Desmond's romantic partner too so...technically they were cousins???)

Yeah I know AC has a protagonist named Layla now but that was in 2020 so whatever lol (I remade her story now and she's called Millie and have her own lineage. I even took inspiration from some elements of my family to create one of the assassins in her lineage.)

Desmond miles cearense (Brazilian meme where people from Ceará have huge heads) (And I needed to say that sorry Sam)

Yes, I'm the girl with the ponytail over there 😭 (In case you can't see what it says, "bro, why you, connor and arno is so hot?!" (Damn I developed brain meltdown writing this))

I used to be a fangirl of Desmond, Connor and Arno for some reason (I still am, to be honest lol. Only Connor changed though...Altaïr and Ezio are there. Desmond and Arno remain the same. Connor is cute but he's not really my type.)

AC ocs (aka just self insert to be shipped with the game characters because I really wasn't in the mood to write a decent story for them)

What even is this outfit 😭 Not even for me to do some details on the front of the outfit but no, it's just the outfit of a fashion-savvy or lazy assassin

And yes, Kally was supposed to be Myllie's daughter with Connor who would unexpectedly appear in France during the French Revolution and met Arno??? (I heard somewhere that Arno and Connor had met, but I just ignored that fact and told myself it was an "AU")

And yes, it's kind of like Layla would suddenly appear from Myllie's lineage because I didn't intend to make Kally have children, at least not important ones for the brotherhood lol (Btw only Layla/Millie and Kally were remade, I definitely don't want to remake this disaster called Myllie bc she just wouldn't fit in this era 💀)

Anyway, let's stay away from these OCs for now. (I assure you that only Layla will appear, but it's not a big deal)

This was supposed to be Desmond in the art style of a specific friend of mine (who went by Eddsworld Loves Tomtord, Luanne, and other names I don't want to mention)

I miss them :( (They gave up on YouTube and disappeared from Discord, they probably got a social life I guess.)

Layla in a hood (or it was supposed to look like that)

Yes, her blouse was just that 😭😭 I thought it would be modern for her and also it was kind of an attempt to test out other styles, and it looked much better in my head. (I didn't hate it, though. I was trying new things after all.)

FeM! EdWaRd KeNwAy

Just Edward with long hair and boobs, nothing unusual (I really don't know how Mary/James would fare pretending to be a woman in this universe, because logically he would just be himself????)

James Cearense Kidd (I know these jokes aren't funny, I just didn't want to leave anything vague :I)

I used to have a great admiration for them (I still do, but I just can't follow the whole game knowing that she dies and Edward can't do anything :(()

Jon (Arno) Dorian

It was supposed to be Jon, a character from Eddsworld, wearing Arno's clothes but it can be seen as Arno himself if you ignore the floating heads (Yes, that's Tom and I shipped TomJon, I even used fanarts of them on my old Youtube channel and Amino 😭)

Btw I still posted both drawings on eddsworld and assassin's creed amino communities

Finally the last one (I really didn't expect that I had so few AC arts, to be honest lol. I ended up seeing this artbook and it seems I was still more into Mortal Kombat at this time.)

Yes, I used to ship Ezio and Connor (with no genderbend thing, but I imagined that Ezio would probably flirt more with Connor if he was a woman lol)

And I believed that there weren't that many arts of this ship (and technically there really aren't, I rarely find anything related to these two. But I recently discovered that there are things about this ship on AO3 lol)

And yes, I look like a fushoshi here and I'm not proud of it.

And while I was writing this, I ended up remembering that there was a specific art of Edward with his group but I don't remember where I left the drawing (or if I threw it away) 😭

There are probably a lot of AC arts that I have done, but I could only find this artbook, which is a little sad though :(

And wow, I really evolved after these arts... I really enjoy looking at my old arts because of this. It reminds me of how much I worked hard to get the skills I have today :) (although I still don't feel so satisfied with them lmao)

[jarebear20]

Dark Urges Prefer Gentlemen, Chapter Two

Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3

Featured Pairings: OC/Astarion, OC/Wyll/Halsin

Tumblr Link: 1

Ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55492618/chapters/149607676

Summary: Longtime friends Kalli and Jare find themselves in Faerûn under strange circumstances. Aside from the usual perils of being dropped in the middle of a fantasy setting, Jare must now contend with the dark urges threatening to take control of her new body. The mindflayer tadpole is just added insult to injury.

A companion to @thebearmuse's Gentlemen Prefer Tavs

Somehow they make out alright. Jare doesn’t consider herself to be a particularly lucky person, but she can’t deny that Lady Luck is on their side when they make it out of what seems to be an underground temple no worse for wear. The halfling calling herself Shalamora gives her pause, but they don’t have time to be picky about help when it offers itself. 

“Do you know the way out of here?” she asks, peering down at the stranger. Kalli had changed her voice, so Jare does her best impression of a standard British accent. It seems the safest option, given the voice actors in the game proper.  

Shalamora nods and beckons the pair to follow. “Stay close to me.”

Exhaustion covers her like a thick blanket; they must find a way out soon before she becomes dead weight. She won’t leave Kalli to fend for herself in this unfamiliar world. They move swiftly and silently through the ruins. Each time Jare feared they’d be spotted by a guard, she felt something give her a little nudge in the right direction. A touch, achingly familiar, preventing their discovery by those who would cause them harm. 

And just like that, they are out. Jare’s relief is palpable. A knot in her chest slackens as whatever tied her to the place is cut off. She hears Kalli let out a small breath beside her and glances down to watch her friend. Any conversation, however, must be stowed away for later as Shalamora leads them from the ruins into the catacombs that make up what appears to be a sewer system.

“You two are new to Baldur’s Gate, yes?” Shalamora cuts them off before they can make their excuses. “No need to deny it, my darlings. Those accents - valiantly attempted though they may be - mark you as outlanders.”

“Even more than our regular accents?” Jare asks, her voice returning to its thick southern drawl.

“Oh! I like that one! Certainly unique! And pretty too.” 

Jare blushes a little at that. She’s lost count at the number of times people have called her accent cute, but it gets her every time. 

“Why did you help us?” she asks now. 

“I know an honest face when I see one. And you two certainly have those." The halfing’s teeth flash white in the dim light of the sewer. "Besides, you must be something special, since you landed yourselves in some serious trouble immediately upon your arrival.”

“Thank you for that, by the way.” Kalli looks like she wants to add something, but chooses not to. Jare watches her a moment, then focuses back on the matter at hand. 

"It was my pleasure, dear." Shalamora pats Kalli's arm. "I have a soft spot for adventurers who have a knack for getting in over their heads." She playfully elbows Jare's leg. "Quite the feat, in your case!"

Right. Jare still doesn’t know how to feel about her sudden growth spurt. As a human, she didn’t mind being the shorter of her friends and family. To find herself several inches taller felt…strange.

“To that end,” Shalamora continues, “I believe you ladies would work well with an acquaintance of mine. It will give you a chance to know the city and further hone your skills.”

Jare stops herself from asking what sort of skills those might be, fearing she might not like the answer very much. Instead she asks, “What sort of work does she do?”

“A little of this, a little of that.” The halfling shrugs when Jare stares at her. “Okay, so its not exactly what you’d call ‘above board,’” she admits, punctuating her words with air quotes. “But it is an opportunity that one does not come by often. Is it not worth taking a chance?”

That depends, Jare thought. Is it really chance if you have no other choice?

“What’s the plan?” she asks. 

Shalamora grins. 

———

Much, much later, Jare flops onto a bed in their private rooms at the Blade and Stars. Everything had gone according to Shalamora’s—Tymora’s, she silently corrects—carefully crafted plan. After returning a wayward package to Nine-Fingers Keene, Jare and Kalli found themselves now employed by the Guild, the premiere criminal organization in Baldur’s Gate. Nine-Fingers even forked over a strong health potion to take the bite out of Jare’s injuries, something Jare finds herself grateful for now hours later. 

Now the worst has passed, she’s able to take proper stock of herself. Once all of the blood and muck from the sewers is scrubbed away, she’s able to see what Kalli sees: a half-elf with bright red hair and mismatched eyes. The black is a little disconcerting, but it was what she chose for her character initially. It’s not the only thing vaguely familiar, either. Jare can see the faded scar she got when her sister threw a soda can at her head in their youth. The sight of it comforts more than she expects.  

She thumbs one of the horns of the red rubber duck that had been sitting on the nightstand when they arrived.The trinket is familiar—she won it in an arcade game while on a family vacation a few years ago. It’d been sitting next to her monitor when Faerûn had been nothing more than a fantasy setting. Is it meant to be a talisman? Something to remind her of what she left behind?  

There are too many questions with few answers to satisfy them. Kalli has finally fallen asleep; Jare can hear her quiet snuffling in the bed across from her. At least one of them will be rested in the morning. Sleep is hard to succumb to when her head feels like it has been put in a vice. Should she go to the doctor? No…an herbalist would be better here. She’ll ask Kalli if they can stop by one tomorrow.

From there her thoughts drift to the scars she found scattered all over her body. Who was the person who once inhabited this body? They weren’t who Jare envisioned when she started building an avatar in the character creation screen. There were plenty of scar options, but they’d been restricted to the face. This body is…different.

<You shouldn’t be here.>

“Hmm?” Jare shifts in her bed. “Did you say something, Kal?” But her friend’s steady breathing is all that greets her. She’s just about to chalk it up to exhaustion when she hears it again.

<You shouldn’t be here.>

Closer now. Jare’s body goes rigid as she feels a dip in the wool-stuffed mattress. Breath quickening, she looks down along her body and finds nothing but empty air. Yet the feel of a hand caressing her cheek is unmistakable. 

<Such innocence. Ah, but it will be glorious to break you once more.>

She shudders. “Who—?” Her words die at the pressure on her lips.

<But why spoil things now? Rest now, little lamb. The slaughter will come soon enough. And we still have so much blood to spill.>

[sensurround11]

A friend of mine has this theory that everyone has an internal, spiritual age (that doesn't match their physical age (except for exactly one year in their life)). So I present: The internal ages of the Kings Row boys:

Aiden: 27

Bobby: 12

Dante: 33

Eugene: 21

Harvard: 45

Kally: 75

Nicholas: 6

Seiji: 67

Tanner: 14

[askthe-littlepoet]

(ooc) this whole thing is hilarious to witness, specially while im just over here vibin doin some mining in atm9

-ls anon

[yeah they gave poet a gun and made kally and leshy children, and I'm here listening to discopolis this music isn't fitting the situation at all]