#mdzs musical

[aline-the-cat]

Is Wei Ying gay or european?

Dumb idea brought to you courtesy of this amazing video

Jin Zixuan was fidgeting, he looked once more at the Yunmeng Jiang table, then followed his eyes to the Gusu Lan contigent, taking notice of the two suspicously missing figures. Dammit! this was all Nie Huaisang fault! If he hadn’t pointed out earlier, Zixuan could’ve ended the discussion conference in peace, now, as it was, his too curious for his own good brain was torturing itself with the same damn question. It was stupid!! It was soo stupid! ... and yet

“Now those are the new positions for the eligible bachelors list, before we move on to trade, anyone has anything else to add?” A-Yao smiled to the ones presents. Jin Zixuan looked once more to the Jiang group, then to the Lan and finally he saw Huaisang, who only opened his fan and arched an eyebrow, as to say ‘You see what I was talking about?’. And just... he couldn’t. Stand. It 

“Is Wei Wuxian gay?!” he blurted out to the Jiang contigent. There was a horrifying moment full of silence when he realized what he had done... but one look at Huaisang confimed it... there was no going back now 

“Excuse me?”

“It’s just that....” Jin Zixuan was babbling, he could see Yanli laughing at him, he swallows and looks at the window, where he can see the cause of all this sitting comfortably with the other cause of this disaster “There! Right there!” he points, the other sect leaders turn to look at the sweet scene “Is Wei Wuxian a cut sleeve?” he wonders again 

“Young Master Jin, I hardly think this is the time to-”

“Of course he is not!” Jiang Wanyin almost jumped out of his seat, interrumpting whatever nonsense sect leader Yao was about to say “How can you think that?!”

“How can you not?!” the good think about Jiang Cheng being the one that first answered, Huaisang thinks, is that Jin Zixuan gets on his competitive mood and forgets everything else as he launches himself in the most ridiculous debate they’ve ever entertained “Have you seen his skin? have you seen the killer shape he is in?! Oh please he’s gay, totally gay!” Zixuan almost looked offended for some reason 

“Young masters, please-”

“Young master Jin could not be wrong however...” Nie Huaisang had to do a double take at Lan Qiren interrupting someone over this random argument “Those traits does not make someone a cut-sleeve, and considering his reputation, Wei Wuxian couldn’t be one, I say not gay” 

“But look at his coiffed and crispy locks!” one disciple of Yunmeng Jiang pipes up, and Jiang Wanying’s betrayed expression is hilarious 

“He does have silk translucent socks” Nie Huaisang says behind his fan, adding to the chaos 

“There’s the eternal paradox, look what we’re seeing...”

“What are we seeing, Lan Laoshi?” the younger Nie ignores his brother’s grunt to shut him up  

“Is he gay...”

“Of course he is gay!” Jin Zixuan insists 

“Or a rogue?” at Lan Qiren’s question the rest awes, Jiang Wanyin facepalms and the smaller sects want nothing to do with this, yet...

“Is he gay or a rogue?” for some reason almost the entire room turns to look at Nie Huaisang, and he gets it, if there’s someone who would know whether Wei Wuxian  would go rogue, it would’ve been him, in this case though

“Well don’t look at me” he shakes his head 

“Well the rogues cultivators are different from the sects, they take different sports than us and use shorter robes” one cultivator adds

“Depending on the context... young master Wei could go either way” Lan Xichen says quietly taking a sip of his tea, totally knowing about his brother’s infatuation with the boy 

As the discussion conference gets out of control, everyone starts asking the same question ‘Is Wei Wuxian gay or going rogue?’

“Hold it!” the matriarch of Yunmeng Jiang takes the attention of everyone, and while some are relieved thinking they are going to stop this idiotic nonsense, Yu Ziyuan says another unexpected thing “Have you all seen the brat’s condenscending smirk? Is not one that everyone can see on every cultivator present? Wei Wuxian is a metro-hetro jerk, he is not gay, I say no way!”

Next to her Fengmian is sighing and Yanli is barely containing her laughter  

“Look, we all saw Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji interact during the classes” Jin Zixuan takes his point back “With all that evidence I just say is safe to presume that he is a cutsleeve”

For the next minutes the room descends into chaos, especially with Lan Qiren screaming against the mere notion of Wei Wuxian being into his nephew. But as a conclusion is about to be reach and the rest of the espectators start a betting pool, one young cultivator attracts the attention 

“Hold it, hold it! If I remember correctly, Wei Wuxian flirted with Mianmian once!”

the mob turns to look at the girl 

“Is that true?”

“I mean... yes, he did”

“Dammit!” Nie Huaisang arches an eyebrow, surprised that sect leader Oouyang and his own brother would vote for the cut sleeves 

“Is this only about his style? A-Xian has a magnetic personallity, but his shoes are pointy toed” Jiang Yanli smiles innocently 

“Huh” Nie Huaisang hadn’t thought about that “So many shades of gray” 

“If he turns out straight though, I could be free after this” one female cultivator giggles in the back 

“So is he gay or going rogue?!” 

“Stop!” Jiang Cheng is official done with this bullshit about his shixiong “give a chance to crack the menance, I have an idea I’d like to try”

“Go on, young master Jiang, the floor is yours” Lan Xichen smiles, he hopes for a happy resolution for his own brother’s sake

“Wei Wuxian!” at Jiang Cheng’s call, the disciple runs to the room, Lan Wangji trailing behind “Help us understand something quick, you first ate a-Jie’s soup when you were..?”

“Nine years old!” he answers, a little bit confused but also happy to see his beloved shijie’s smile 

“Okay, and your first name is...?”

“Wei Ying!”

“And your boyfriend’s name is...?”

“Lan Zhan!” he says without thinking, a bright, happy smile on his face; when he hears the gasps around him he realizes what he said, turning to look at a furious Lan Qiren he tries to backtrack “I’m sorry Jiang Cheng, I misunderstood the question, you say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend, and Lan Zhan is my best friend” he says trying not to be kill by his former teacher 

“Wei Ying” Lan Wangji takes his hand softly “There’s no need to keep lying anymore” he turns to his brother in particular, but his voice carries “Wei Ying is a cut sleeve and we are thinking to go on as rogue cultivators”

“Didi!”

“Wangji!”

“Wei Wuxian!”

“Lan Zhan!” among the multiple voices claming for an explanation, Lan Wangji turns to the whining voice of his boyfriend 

“Wei Ying must stop lying himself as well, this is not a disgrace nor something you should be ashamed of”

“But... I’m straight?” he tries, nervously looking at both Lan Qiren and Madam Yu fumming on their seats

“You really aren’t, you weren’t yesterday at least” Lan Wangji shows him an almost imperceptible smirk that makes Xichen gasp and Wei Wuxian swoon “So, if I may, Xiongzhang, honourable leaders, I would like to have Wei Ying as my cultivation partner” 

“Lan Zhan!!” Wei Wuxian tackles the taller man in a hug as the room descends into chaos once more

He groans, but Jin Zixuan knows there’s no one else to blame but himself, he brought it upon himself. Except, not. Scratch that, it was all Nie Huaisang’s fault!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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[jay-birds-fly]

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to

[heyheresathou]

how do y'all not let the things you like consume your entire being

[artsy-alice]

lan wangji is in his commitment era 💚💙

(or, nie huaisang: an emotional journey)

happy bday lwj good luck w all ur endeavors! 🥳

the series tag: ★ | wallpapers: 1 | 2 | 3 | printable: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | snowglobe

[violet-petals-in-the-rain]

Can yall imagine yourself being wen ning marching towards your death (this time willingly) with your sister's hand in your own, all to protect the people you love?

Watching them burn her to death and hearing that its meaningless and that they still plan to continue and kill everyone, you attempt to break out and rush back, but its not possible, and you're confined before long.

It isnt until time passes and in your confinement you hear of how the people you loved and would give everything to protect have all been killed and its through the guards holding you captive jeering and laughing and that the world is celebrating their deaths.

And you can't even weep because your eyes can't cry

They're all dead. What was it for? What was her death for?! What had his A-Jie been burned to death for?

Little A-Yuan,

Granny Wen,

Uncle Four... everyone is dead.

Young Master Wei....Wei Wuxian, the last sight you remember is him lying there helplessly calling for you to not go and you wish you had listened.

You can only greive now. The only thing you can do is scream, and its not enough.

Then they begin experimenting on you, and no one knows you're kept down here, locked away, all alone with people who don't consider you human.

Then you lose your free will, your thoughts and consciousness, until 13 years later.

13 Years Later, you hear a familiar melody calling for you and a seed of hope grows in your chest

[mdzs-incorrect-quotes]

Wei Wuxian: “Hey, you know what I am?” Plays three notes on his flute.

Jiang Cheng: “Wh-”

Lan Wangji: “Those were F, A, and G.”

[calocera]

finally finished after months and months! thank you to everyone who gave me suggestions

[gentil-minou]

Thinking about band au wangxian where their "gimmick" on stage is extremely sexually charged flirting like I'm talking wwx straight up grinding against lwj in the middle of his solo or they stare directly into each other's eyes everytime a song mentions love or sex

Except they haven't confirmed their relationship so like half the fans are diehard shippers screaming while the other half think it's a fake publicity stunt and point out all the bts vids where they look like they hate each other and argue constantly

Neither of them mention their relationships in interview, always redirecting questions back to the music or their advocacy and so for years it just goes on like this.

They're the most popular band in the world when suddenly they go on a long, three year hiatus.

And so everyone thinks oh gosh maybe they were together but they broke up and their tears are heard around the world.

Then they have a comeback tour and reveal all: of course, the hiatus was because they got married and adopted a son.

They drop this randomly in the middle of a set btw, Wei Wuxian just smirks at the audience and says "this is for my husband and our son" and then he winks and blows a kiss at Lan Wangji who catches it with all the seriousness in the world and presses it against his chest

Later on, the band's Instagram posts a photo of wangxian with their backs turned, each holding the hand of a little boy wearing little bunny eared headphones between them, as they all walk put of the venue

[lotuslate]

My submission for @noxetlux-zine 🌞

My idea for celestial beings Wangxian was Apollo!LWJ and Hermes!WWX, check out my twitter for the full nsfw piece 🌝

[nekoning]

absolutely no context modern emo transfem nie huaisang, the picture could be jc or idk lol i didn't plan anything

[mxtxfanatic]

I love how, even though Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji already matched each other in morality, they still impart in each other changes to their behaviors that the other just… didn’t consider due to their different personalities and upbringings. Teenage Lan Wangji starts helping out civilians with odd jobs and minor cultivation world-related issues because Wei Wuxian during the Cloud Recesses lessons told him to try some lotus pod seeds, for which he had to travel to do so. Before this, Lan Wangji would only leave the Cloud Recesses on mission-assigned nighthunts with other Lan disciples. Then, years later, Wei Wuxian learns that Lan Wangji travels around doing mundane tasks for non-cultivators and thinks this is so neat—as someone who used to only choose nighthunts for the glory one could potentially gain from the assignment—that he suggests they do it for their honeymoon.

The way they open up each other’s worlds to new and wonderful possibilities that the other had never thought of but now that they are, it totally matches their interests? That’s some real loving couple shit right there!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The penisest of tunes.

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[duohensheng]

trying my hand at mdzs text post memes ft jgy, 3zun, nieyao and xiyao

(terrified I’ve somehow copied someone else’s idea since I’ve seen so many of these, please lmk if I have and I’ll delete it!)

[rnmyn]

Together, onwards

The leaves on the guqin are hopefully Wuji's last two bars without note value.

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[touchlikethesun]

wwx: lan zhan, i'm sorry... and thank you lz, who has done every single thing in his life for the past 20 years for wwx and wwx alone: *a single tear rolls down his cheek* the soundtrack at 200% volume: ✨✨ 📣📣 🎶🎶 BU RU XIAO XIAO SA SA LI BIAN FENG HE LANG TIAN YA YI QU GONG YOU YANG 🎶🎶 📣📣 ✨✨