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newtmuch Ā· 1 month ago
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life updates: im watching 9-1-1
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bruciemilf Ā· 5 months ago
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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?
Naturally, they assume heā€™s Bruceā€™s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.
Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. ā€œDonā€™t even worry about it, even if weā€™ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY Iā€™m the father, and Iā€™ll be there every step of the way.ā€
ā€œWhat.ā€
ā€œThereā€™s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, Iā€™m not mad. Iā€™ll be the best dad I can be. I wonā€™t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.ā€
ā€œI already know how to do that :Dā€
ā€œWHAT?ā€
ā€œWhat did I tell ya?ā€ The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruceā€™s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jasonā€™s hair, ā€œThat IS my boy.ā€
Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.
ā€œHey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?ā€
ā€œWhat.ā€
ā€œIā€™m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldnā€™t tell me. But Iā€™m ready to step up. So when should I move in?ā€
ā€œWe havenā€™t slept together, Clark.ā€
ā€œBruce, I think Iā€™d know my kid when I saw him.ā€
Hal canā€™t take this anymore. ā€œHEā€™S A MAN?ā€ He pauses, ā€œAlso, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!ā€
ā€œGo away, Hal.ā€
ā€œYeah ok.ā€
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scramratz Ā· 4 months ago
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My fandom take about your comics are that they're canonically part of the Nancy Comic Universe and that your self-insert is her direct descendant
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demonic0angel Ā· 2 months ago
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Health Insurance (click for clarity)
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I have a headcanon that Maddie and Jack did not have health insurance or insurance at all tbh, so Jazz really enjoyed the benefits of marriage.
So basically, in this idea, Dick and Jazz marry (bc Dick needed custody of Damian but heā€™s a single 20-something year old man, while Jazz was getting hounded by the Ghost Zone/her parents idk) but never fall in love. The two of them make a deal to get married and then parent Damian together, but then Dick finds out that theyā€™re falling in love with each otherā€™s siblings so heā€™s like ā€œletā€™s divorceā€.
It goes well and they both split things evenly or equally and itā€™s a very peaceful, amicable divorce.
Until they get to the custody of Damian. And then all hell breaks loose.
One of the dirtiest, most underhanded, and vicious custody wars ensue. In the end, they get split custody of Damian between Gotham and BlĆ¼dhaven. (Heā€™s weirdly happy with it bc they fought so hard for him and they didnā€™t involve him at all except for courtesy questions).
Part two
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Panel 1 has Dickā€™s solemn face as heā€™s looking away.
Dick: Jazzā€¦ we need to talk. I know that youā€™re in love with Jasonā€¦
Panel 2 has Dickā€™s side profile while we see Jazz stare at him in shock, holding a spilling teacup as sheā€™s dripping tea.
Dick: *still looking sad* And Iā€™m also in love with your brother Dan, so I think we should divorce.
Panel 3 is the both of them across from each other, in a very simplistic style. Jazz still looks vaguely shocked and Dick still looks sad.
Dick: I know that we both care for each other, but weā€™re in love with different people.
Panel 4 has Jazz finally snapping back to reality, as Dick continues talking.
Dick: Itā€™ll be an amicable divorce, so I think thatā€”
Panel 5 has Jazz standing up with a BAM! and knocking her teacup when she slams her hands on the table. Dick looks startled.
Dick: !
Panel 6 has a close up of Jazzā€™s panicked expression as sheā€™s shouting.
Jazz: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH INSURANCE?!
Edit: I changed the pictures to add the right font and a ring on Jazzā€™s finger.
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whateverthought Ā· 3 months ago
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I know there's a lot of debate about the Stans' age, and personally I've calculated it as 62, so Shermie would have had to have His Son(Dip+Mab Dad) at 16 and then the twins were born when their parents were 18 or vice versa. To me, I like the thought that Shermie didn't escape Filbrick's bad parenting and got a girl pregnant as a teenager and his son only managed to be slightly better and married the mother of his children only for their marriage to not work out. Bill Cipher referencing Dipper hearing his parents fighting.
It's the consequences of Bad Parenting and Abuse afflicted by this man that's haunting the narrative.
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disgracefulthings Ā· 3 months ago
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AU where Luo Binghe is actually Shang Qinghua's son. Shang Qinghua has a one night stand with hot demon lord Tianlang-Jun, and the system decides to change up the story to make Shang Qinghua pregnant with the protagonist. Because of this Tianlang-Jun eventually ends up with Su Xiyan, who does not die this time because she isn't pregnant. (She and Shang Qinghua can become friends and does not mind that he is carrying her lover's child). Eventually Mobei-Jun comes into the picture, upset that his servant has been seeing other demons (Shang Qinghua has to reassure him that he's still completely loyal to Mobei-Jun, it's just Tianlang-Jun is really good at the sex. For some reason this does not make things better). Mobei-Jun decides to be the best step dad and tries to out dad Tianlang-Jun (and hints how he could totally be a better lover than he was).
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua tries to avoid the death flags that comes with being the protagonist's mother, and it eventually comes to him being kidnapped by the Hua Huan Palace Master, but he is saved by his new family, Mobei-Jun+Tianlang-Jun+Su Xiyan, and maybe some of his sect siblings because they've learned to appreciate him (and maybe they're a little afraid that the sect might fall apart without him)
And they all live happily ever after!
(Years down the line when Luo Binghe is an adult, and the system decides to spit out Shen Yuan who is very confused with what happened with PIDW. Shang Qinghua is fine with his son falling in love with his favorite anti-fan because he knows no one will love him more than peerless cucumber does)
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khaopybara Ā· 5 months ago
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THOR THINNAPHANĀ asĀ OYEIĀ andĀ FLUKE NATTANONĀ asĀ CHER episode 11Ā ofĀ WANDEE GOODDAY
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Something we should acknowledge more as a Fandom is that Uther has never forgotten Merlin's name. I always read fics where he gets Merlin's name wrong but in canon he has that man's name engraved in his brain. You can't tell me Arthur doesn't bring Merlin up in almost every conversation.
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ithinkdogshouldvote Ā· 7 months ago
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Thank you so much for your response! I really liked your epilogue designs for Dungeons and Daddies, but if I can request one thing to add, I would really appreciate an extra pair of heads of Linc and Scary together and being a cute couple. I really like the Gothcleats ship.
Oh, Iā€™m way ahead of you king,
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Using this as an excuse to dump all my sketches lol
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livelovecaliforniadreams Ā· 6 months ago
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bagginshieldfamily Ā· 1 month ago
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Okay but the fix it writers when itā€™s been three, no, nearly four year after Bilbo left the lonely mountain. He saw them die. Thorin and his nephews. He knew he couldnā€™t stay to watch them mourn. He felt to responsible for having been knocked out earlier and now being the sole reason the line of Durin has fallen. But then those four years later, Bilbo is doing his merry finest to act like nothing had happened to crush his soul. To act like a regular hobbit around the others. He gardens and bakes and hell, heā€™s has a little fauntling toddling about the hobbit hole. He had a family. A boy. And then that early morning knock at breakfast. A very much alive and desperate looking King Under the Moutian and his trusted company. All alive and accounted for at his round home door. There was a lot of misunderstanding later and explaining that was gonna need done from both sides, especially with a certain tiny dwobbit playing on the ground.
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no-regr33ts Ā· 1 year ago
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@yamujiburo
MrMime: she shouldn't be surprised, team rocket was known for crimes of all times. Pikachu: such as? MrMime: well there's the illegal slowpoke snacks, illegal digging with pokemons, selling tropius bananas instead of bananas..
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wilderbas Ā· 2 years ago
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just two best friends sharing in each otherā€™s journeysā€¦
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zaacoy Ā· 2 years ago
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Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!
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puppetmaster13u Ā· 8 months ago
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Prompt 264
Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasnā€™t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasnā€™t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents.Ā 
Which wasnā€™t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table.Ā 
He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasnā€™t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, thatā€™s not healthy for ā€˜little ghostlingsā€™. Ugh.
Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didnā€™t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.
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mcchi-ken Ā· 3 months ago
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fiddauthor galore featuring: another pmmm crossover, me getting the hang of drawing that wonky man (fiddleford), and a wip
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the last one is a very obscure entirely italian reference but if you get it. i will give you a little kiss šŸ˜‹ little hint: its a music video. you know this song. your dad loves it. there's the word gravity in it thats why i chose it
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