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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?
Naturally, they assume heās Bruceās biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.
Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. āDonāt even worry about it, even if weāve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY Iām the father, and Iāll be there every step of the way.ā
āWhat.ā
āThereās no need to hide the truth, Bruce, Iām not mad. Iāll be the best dad I can be. I wonāt even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.ā
āI already know how to do that :Dā
āWHAT?ā
āWhat did I tell ya?ā The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruceās sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jasonās hair, āThat IS my boy.ā
Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.
āHey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?ā
āWhat.ā
āIām really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldnāt tell me. But Iām ready to step up. So when should I move in?ā
āWe havenāt slept together, Clark.ā
āBruce, I think Iād know my kid when I saw him.ā
Hal canāt take this anymore. āHEāS A MAN?ā He pauses, āAlso, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!ā
āGo away, Hal.ā
āYeah ok.ā
#by far the worst is khoa#doesnāt even say anything. just pops up at the manor. looks at jason. āā knew it had to happen someday.āā and heās like cool. son.#Bruce: khoa please get out of my house#khoa: fine. have fun explaining divorce to our kid#Bruce: we were never married#khoa: and whose fault is that#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#battinson#harvey dent#clark kent#superbat#batman#text#text post#batdad#jason todd#bruharvey
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My fandom take about your comics are that they're canonically part of the Nancy Comic Universe and that your self-insert is her direct descendant
#the resemblance is uncanny#love the Nancy comics#this implies Nancyās son married a black woman#based
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Health Insurance (click for clarity)
I have a headcanon that Maddie and Jack did not have health insurance or insurance at all tbh, so Jazz really enjoyed the benefits of marriage.
So basically, in this idea, Dick and Jazz marry (bc Dick needed custody of Damian but heās a single 20-something year old man, while Jazz was getting hounded by the Ghost Zone/her parents idk) but never fall in love. The two of them make a deal to get married and then parent Damian together, but then Dick finds out that theyāre falling in love with each otherās siblings so heās like āletās divorceā.
It goes well and they both split things evenly or equally and itās a very peaceful, amicable divorce.
Until they get to the custody of Damian. And then all hell breaks loose.
One of the dirtiest, most underhanded, and vicious custody wars ensue. In the end, they get split custody of Damian between Gotham and BlĆ¼dhaven. (Heās weirdly happy with it bc they fought so hard for him and they didnāt involve him at all except for courtesy questions).
Part two
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Panel 1 has Dickās solemn face as heās looking away.
Dick: Jazzā¦ we need to talk. I know that youāre in love with Jasonā¦
Panel 2 has Dickās side profile while we see Jazz stare at him in shock, holding a spilling teacup as sheās dripping tea.
Dick: *still looking sad* And Iām also in love with your brother Dan, so I think we should divorce.
Panel 3 is the both of them across from each other, in a very simplistic style. Jazz still looks vaguely shocked and Dick still looks sad.
Dick: I know that we both care for each other, but weāre in love with different people.
Panel 4 has Jazz finally snapping back to reality, as Dick continues talking.
Dick: Itāll be an amicable divorce, so I think thatā
Panel 5 has Jazz standing up with a BAM! and knocking her teacup when she slams her hands on the table. Dick looks startled.
Dick: !
Panel 6 has a close up of Jazzās panicked expression as sheās shouting.
Jazz: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH INSURANCE?!
Edit: I changed the pictures to add the right font and a ring on Jazzās finger.
#gotham city had to change their custody laws after that bc they kept exploiting loopholes to one up each other#their divorce lawyers gave up crying bc of them#when bruce came back he became a grandpa and was like ??? but that is my son???#alfred tim and jason were like just accept it or all three of them will kill you :/#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#jazz fenton#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#dick and jazz married au#dark danny#dan fenton#dan phantom#bad humor ship#anger management ship#hardcover ship#jason x jazz#dick x dan#dp headcanons#jazz + damian duo
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I know there's a lot of debate about the Stans' age, and personally I've calculated it as 62, so Shermie would have had to have His Son(Dip+Mab Dad) at 16 and then the twins were born when their parents were 18 or vice versa. To me, I like the thought that Shermie didn't escape Filbrick's bad parenting and got a girl pregnant as a teenager and his son only managed to be slightly better and married the mother of his children only for their marriage to not work out. Bill Cipher referencing Dipper hearing his parents fighting.
It's the consequences of Bad Parenting and Abuse afflicted by this man that's haunting the narrative.
#his son tries to be better by marrying her when he finds out#ala old sitcoms like George Lopez or the one with the Irish family#but the facade doesnt hold up#the calculations for the Stans is kinda in the air I guess its messy#but im going with 62 and 63 since their birthday is in July#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#pines twins#stan twins#stan pines#pines family#shermie pines#filbrick pines#caryn pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford pines#sherman pines#mr and mrs pines#mine#my post
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AU where Luo Binghe is actually Shang Qinghua's son. Shang Qinghua has a one night stand with hot demon lord Tianlang-Jun, and the system decides to change up the story to make Shang Qinghua pregnant with the protagonist. Because of this Tianlang-Jun eventually ends up with Su Xiyan, who does not die this time because she isn't pregnant. (She and Shang Qinghua can become friends and does not mind that he is carrying her lover's child). Eventually Mobei-Jun comes into the picture, upset that his servant has been seeing other demons (Shang Qinghua has to reassure him that he's still completely loyal to Mobei-Jun, it's just Tianlang-Jun is really good at the sex. For some reason this does not make things better). Mobei-Jun decides to be the best step dad and tries to out dad Tianlang-Jun (and hints how he could totally be a better lover than he was).
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua tries to avoid the death flags that comes with being the protagonist's mother, and it eventually comes to him being kidnapped by the Hua Huan Palace Master, but he is saved by his new family, Mobei-Jun+Tianlang-Jun+Su Xiyan, and maybe some of his sect siblings because they've learned to appreciate him (and maybe they're a little afraid that the sect might fall apart without him)
And they all live happily ever after!
(Years down the line when Luo Binghe is an adult, and the system decides to spit out Shen Yuan who is very confused with what happened with PIDW. Shang Qinghua is fine with his son falling in love with his favorite anti-fan because he knows no one will love him more than peerless cucumber does)
#tlj: meet my new lover su xiyan and we were wondering...#sqh: (please dont take my son please dont take my son please dont-)#tlj: ...if you're interested in a threesome?#sqh: w h a t#mbj stepping in: no#tlj: ohhh~ how about a foursome?#mbj: ...maybe#the epilogue be like#sqq: i cant believe the system is making me marry luo binghe#sqh: you dont have to#sqq already putting on wedding robes: no i have to#shang qinghua#mobei jun#tianlang jun#su xiyan#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#tianxi#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system#writing prompt#anyone can use this#airplane shooting towards the sky#peerless cucumber
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THOR THINNAPHANĀ asĀ OYEIĀ andĀ FLUKE NATTANONĀ asĀ CHER episode 11Ā ofĀ WANDEE GOODDAY
#wandee goodday#wandee gooday the series#oyeicher#yeicher#oyei x cher#fluke nattanon#thor thinnaphan#gmmtv bl#th: wandee goodday#thai bl#EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY IN THE CORNER#MY SON!!!!#CHER REALLY IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS SHOW IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU#I LOVE HIM TO THE MOON AND BACK#oyeicher man they are the best#so domestic so married#bibi gifs
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Something we should acknowledge more as a Fandom is that Uther has never forgotten Merlin's name. I always read fics where he gets Merlin's name wrong but in canon he has that man's name engraved in his brain. You can't tell me Arthur doesn't bring Merlin up in almost every conversation.
#My favourite example is when uther marries a troll#The troll mentions the serving boy and uther is like what Merlin?#My sons boyfriend?#Merlin#Merthur
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Thank you so much for your response! I really liked your epilogue designs for Dungeons and Daddies, but if I can request one thing to add, I would really appreciate an extra pair of heads of Linc and Scary together and being a cute couple. I really like the Gothcleats ship.
Oh, Iām way ahead of you king,
Using this as an excuse to dump all my sketches lol
#dndads#grant. holding his rifle āthat punk is NOT good enough for my son.ā#dungeons & daddies#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#digital art#digital drawing#my artwork#fanart#dndads s2#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#gothcleats#normal oak#taylor swift#hermie unworthy#adult teens#epilogue teens#polywagon#theyāre all still married BECAUSE I SAID SO#grant wilson#marco li wilson#reqs#fan art#oakworthy is dead im sorry will campos
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#i thought they named the girl penny#but then read the captions again and they just mentioned penny#but in my cannon they did name the girl penny okay#leonard being the sons name is so cute#look at amy getting her wish for 2 kids#im not crying you are#my heart#tbbt#the big bang theory#shamy#sheldon x amy#amy x sheldon#sheldon cooper#amy farrah fowler#love#jim parsons#young sheldon#mayim bialik#11x16#living out their married dreams
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Okay but the fix it writers when itās been three, no, nearly four year after Bilbo left the lonely mountain. He saw them die. Thorin and his nephews. He knew he couldnāt stay to watch them mourn. He felt to responsible for having been knocked out earlier and now being the sole reason the line of Durin has fallen. But then those four years later, Bilbo is doing his merry finest to act like nothing had happened to crush his soul. To act like a regular hobbit around the others. He gardens and bakes and hell, heās has a little fauntling toddling about the hobbit hole. He had a family. A boy. And then that early morning knock at breakfast. A very much alive and desperate looking King Under the Moutian and his trusted company. All alive and accounted for at his round home door. There was a lot of misunderstanding later and explaining that was gonna need done from both sides, especially with a certain tiny dwobbit playing on the ground.
#bilbo and frodo#bilbo baggins#frodo baggins#parentshield#the hobbit bilbo#the hobbit thorin#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#thorins company#bagginshield parents#dwobbit frodo#thorin durin#thorin and frodo#bilbo x thorin#king thorin#thorin lives au#consort bilbo#bagginshield ruling erebor#married bagginshield#bagginshield#bagginshield and baby Frodo#bagginshield fanfic#misunderstandings#therapy session#they both are giant idiots#frodo is their child!#frodo oakenshield#lotr frodo#Frodo is bagginshields son#Bilbo had mourned his husband before the bro died bruh
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@yamujiburo
MrMime: she shouldn't be surprised, team rocket was known for crimes of all times. Pikachu: such as? MrMime: well there's the illegal slowpoke snacks, illegal digging with pokemons, selling tropius bananas instead of bananas..
Drawing commissions are open in my account, send DM for details.
#pokemon#team rocket jessie#jessie#delia ketchum#pocket monsters#poor woman#she married with her son's murderer..but i dont blame her#love makes one blind..
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just two best friends sharing in each otherās journeysā¦
#gimli son of gloin#legolas thranduilion#legolas x gimli#best friends? married? aro? gay? all of them at once#regardless#they are married your honour#gigolas#gimli#legolas#lotr#lotr fanart#lord of the rings fanart#gimli fanart#legolas fanart#films x books#fanart#peapappa draws#basil draws
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Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!
#I don't think he believes him#Actually married freenoodles is great BUT#The friends > queerplatonic > actually acting like a romantic couple pipeline is so funny#a. They're already both so comfy with each other that neither of them notice or b. They're both heavy in denial and won't bring it up#Sandy has been trying to wingman them together for years and has probably mostly given up by now#Mei never stops discretely taking pictures so she has IMMENSE blackmail and bragging rights the day they actually do get married#Red son is just confused and thinks they're both dumb#Mk probably genuinely hasn't figured it out yet š#Do you see my vision they're great#lmk freenoodles#freenoodleshipping#lmk pigsy#lmk tang#lmk mk#lmk red son#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#Red son is so fun to draw actually I should draw him more often#Still have no idea how to draw MK's hair š#Zaacoy artš«
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Prompt 264
Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasnāt even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasnāt. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents.Ā
Which wasnāt even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table.Ā
He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasnāt fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, thatās not healthy for ālittle ghostlingsā. Ugh.
Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didnāt have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.
#Prompts#Danny Phantom#Pariah Dark x Clockwork#Pariah looking at tiny ghostling with his pale skin & clockworkās white hair: Oh no#Pariah looking at his fiance who helped lock him in a sarcophagus: Well I canāt Not marry him now#When you stop attempting to conquer the worlds to seduce your ex-fiance#and try to bond with your maybe-son#Danny had a time accident & being immune to CWās power means he is stuck like this#And THEN Vlad decided to be an IDIOT and release this GHOST KING ASSHOLE#Who keeps FLIRTING with his CLOCKPA-#Oh Ancients heās acting like a child oh no#Space Core Danny#Time Core Clockwork#Dark Core Pariah#Pariah & Fright Knight are brothers & PK keeps rambling to him#If you want to make this a crossover go for it#DCxDP#DPxDC#JL Dark gets word that someone let out a reality destroying king of infinity#dp x marvel#The heroes who time travelled are going to get yelled at by Clockwork for destroying their entire reality#Only interrupted by Pariah and tiny child who keeps biting him#āClockwork who taught the child swears-ā#Heck could do multiple crossovers#DC heroes arrive to this chaos
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fiddauthor galore featuring: another pmmm crossover, me getting the hang of drawing that wonky man (fiddleford), and a wip
the last one is a very obscure entirely italian reference but if you get it. i will give you a little kiss š little hint: its a music video. you know this song. your dad loves it. there's the word gravity in it thats why i chose it
#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#my art#fanart#girl i didnt have drawing fiddauthor thangs in my bingo card what a weird turn of events#my thoughts on fiddauthor: in my head it makes sense if you headcanon both as very very very repressed gay men#college fling to long distance telephone calls every now and then to ehy im marrying someone to ehy i had a son to ehy do you wanna help me#once again gay situationships are the downfall of entire lives. wow#if you put it that way the blind eye society and the whole bill thing gain double the sour taste because now it was all about heartbreak#tragic#anyway i dont particularly root for them i just enjoy putting them into situations#and my flu is healing š
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