#like. i post incorrect quotes a lot
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wilds-ponytail · 1 year ago
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looking at all the original posts in my drafts across all my blogs and i talk a lot in the tags huh
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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago
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[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]
Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?
Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.
Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.
Steph: yeahhh sorry about that
Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.
Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!
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Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-
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seventh-district · 7 months ago
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
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bruciemilf · 9 months ago
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How do think everyone in the batfamily would react to meeting Thomas and Martha?
Tim: [Conspiracy theorist noises, no one knows if they’re good or bad]
Jason: great, more rich people. Not like we have enough of those. [Loves Martha and wants to know if Catherine is okay, if there’s even a possibility of knowing.]
Dick: sorry I knocked off your ashes while doing gymnastics, grandpa. I think you were in the vacuum cleaner for a while :/
Thomas: meh, it happens :D as long as you’re having fun!
Duke: ok so wait. You’re telling me Gotham used to be WORSE?
Damian: [Keeps getting his cheeks pinched] Can you purchase the government and make animal abuse punishable by hanging?
Thomas: I’m sure we can make that happen! Anything for my little man!
Bruce: Father :|
Thomas: What, I miss the death penalty. Now those were the days.
Bruce: Mother!
Martha: Don’t look at me. I made Luigi Maroni drink a bleach cocktail for kicking a cat.
Damian: …You’ve earned my admiration, Grandmother.
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starch1ldz · 8 months ago
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Morgan: Well werewolf boy over here-
Wolfdog!y/n: For the last time, Agent Morgan, I and a wolfdog hybrid. Not a werewolf!
Morgan: I don't really see the difference.
Wolfdog!y/n: The difference is, werewolves don't exist. I was genetically engineered by scientists to be a weapon. Also, if I was a werewolf, I would have eaten you by now.
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wangxian-the-zhijis · 11 months ago
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Wwx: *hurts leg
Lwj: Wei Ying, are you okay? Can you walk or do you want me to carry you?
Wwx: I can walk.
Wwx: But I still want you to carry me.
(Insp.)
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xbomboi · 6 months ago
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apple: briar, remember when we first became best friends?
briar: only when i’m thinking about where my life went wrong.
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tineymang · 6 months ago
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i mean they have a point
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muqingfx · 8 months ago
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mu qing: The stars are so beautiful...
feng xin: They're just giant balls of gas.
mu qing: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
feng xin: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
mu qing: Oh...
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scooterpengie · 1 year ago
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Source: Villainous wiki
This immediately reminded me of the Batman/Joker relationship in the LEGO Batman Movie and now I need to see that happen in canon!! 😭 Like
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This was funny in my head but actually came out kinda sad, rip Flug 😂 Let me know if you wanna see more of this!
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kacievvbbbb · 3 months ago
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I think Mihawk would be a psychologist wet dream
Like what the fuck is exactly wrong with him? Who fucking knows not them.
Like he is literally just this scene from b99
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Rosa and Amy are obviously represented by Benn and Shanks respectively and this is a red haired party with another crew. Benn was assigned to making sure an overstimulated mihawk doesn’t kill anyone duty while Shanks plays the ever gracious host. Who knows why the psychologists are there I don’t
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stephaniebrownslover · 2 months ago
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Insanity won— Draculaura and Batwoman(Kate) talking about Drac's love life
"GUYS WHAT IF DRACULAURA IS CRYING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND CLAWD TO BATWOMAN AND SHE'S LIKE GIVING VERY BAD ADVICE ABOUT BOYS BCS SHE'S A LESBIAN ICON OFC AND LIKE LIKE"
Note: This is so ooc but I don't care bcs it was fun and ignore my lack of my Monster High words using(ghoul, fangtastic etc.)
–On the rooftop at 2 AM–
Draculaura: Sometimes I don't understand Clawd at all! He gives me mixed signals! Does he like me or not? I mean, I know he likes me fangs over heels but... sometimes it doesn't feel like!
Kate: Hold on a second, what does make you think like that?
Draculaura: He thinks I'm short! He thinks I'm a ghoul who can't get her books! Why would he think I'm short? I'm not short! He's short!
Kate: Alright, kiddo, just calm down. Is there anything else I should know?
Draculaura: He literally carved a platform for my sweet 1600th birthday!
Kate: *stands up* Oh, that @#₺hole. I think I've heard enough about this wolf-boy. It's time to teach him a lesson about how to treat a girl right.
Draculaura: Wait, what're you gonna do to him?
Kate: *smiling* Nothing, we'll just have a nice little chat.
Draculaura: Oh no, please don't punch his face, I like his stupid undead eyes!
Kate: Punching? I think you get me wrong, sweetheart. I'll just teach him a thing or two about girls.
Draculaura: Oohhh, because you have a ghoulfriend too, right? Sometimes I forget you have a partner because... You know, you work alone. How is your relationship? What is she like? Is she cute? Can I meet-
Kate: Yes, Draculaura, I have a ghoulfriend.
Draculaura: Sorry. ( her face is like irl :3 )
Kate: *about the jump off the rooftop but turns back for a second with a slight smile*
Kate: And yes, she's cute.
Kate: *jumps*
Draculaura: *yells and waves hands behind Kate* Kiss her for me!
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itsamenickname · 2 years ago
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Luigi: *thinks* Don't be intimidated Luigi. Try to imagine him in his underwear.
Bowser: *literally 5 seconds into the interrogation*
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Luigi: *starts mentally hyperventilating* OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!
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butterflieswhisper · 6 months ago
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hiiii ^^ beastlife fishie analysis. spoilers ahead. etc etc
okay so. the main point of this is simple. I don't think the salmon head cursed c!fishie. Explaining that is the harder part I think. also i'm going to refer to the salmon head thing in e5 as "the incident" from here on out because frankly i think it's funny
Let's start with the incident. The big day. etc. What happened? Why did it happen? Obligatory third questioning statement? Well. She was gifted the salmon head for her birthday by kiwi(or like. someone in the kiwibird system. -bird system. the birds). Immediately upon receiving it she relives parts of season one and fishie herself doesn't really acknowledge it. The other players definitely notice but im not caught up enough in any other pov yet to like have thoughts on that I'll come back to that point someday. Fishie seems shaken, sure, but she moves on so quickly, especially considering what happened just there. 37 seconds of standing frozen, unresponsive. she recovers in 5 seconds. And seeing how she reacts later on to realizing the memory situation--if she was aware that happened, she would probably be concerned by it. She puts it on for a brief second at the end of the party and takes it off immediately. She's otherwise normal -- well. as normal as she is otherwise up to that point. Because that is also how she acts with pretty much any salmon head, even just kiwi herself.
I raise: Episode one, about 8:20 in. The slow zoom on kiwi as the static overtakes every other noise. This is the *exact* same behavior displayed when fishie receives the salmon head, albeit without actual concrete old video footage style flashbacks. In episode two (28:55ish) the same thing happens when she looks at the salmon head in moch's house, but this time there is technically a flashback -- kiwis grave. Fishie moves on immediately and doesn't acknowledge her behavior at all, and, seeing as it is fishie, im inclined to believe that means she does not know she is doing it. Fishie (when alone) will discuss all of her problems in immense, and usually misguided detail (bestie i promise kiwi doesn't hate you???) to the audience and/or herself. I mean she's not alone in episode one, and it is technically presession, and i guess getting struck by lightning is a decent distraction from your problems, but in episode two? She is completely alone. There is nobody with her. She went looking for moch and moch is not there. She still doesn't acknowledge the fiveish seconds she is completely frozen. This happens again and again with kiwi and salmon heads.
And then that leads you to e5. The incident. She's. well. she's doing worse. 0:50. "This will distract me if i leave it up." This is the first mention from fishie herself about how fucking weird she's being, and even then she doesn't seem concerned. I think she does not realize she's being so so incredibly weird about it. If the static and freezing is what's referred to as "distraction" then keeping it in her inventory makes it worse actually so it wouldn't really make sense unless the way it is distracting her is NOT the. well. whatever the fuck is wrong with her (affectionate). After she puts the head on there's the static all the time but for a short brief amount of time she's like significantly more normal and i don't really know if that means anything i just think it's really funny.
And then we all know what goes on during the incident i'm not analyzing this video frame by frame. um. i could. but i am not going to right now. And then she has the conversation on the table with kiwi where she like is normal for 5 minutes. Like genuinely the most. i guess stable? fishie's thought process is is like in the moments directly after the incident. She is immediately understanding with the antikiwi situation, they come to an agreement that they're like. okay now. "thank you for everything and im so sorry i couldnt do more" / "it was short, but it was nice" "i knew what i was getting into when i married you" etc etc and then they kind of rush it at the end because people won't stop dying. But then fishie is fishie and takes it in the complete opposite extreme (from. um. whatever was wrong up until now. to "oh kiwibird must secretly hate me because" and then there's no real good reason she's just like that) and it's also an issue. And i think the season two memory thing is also a part of that but this is so long already and so i'm not going to get into it rn. So bringing all of this back to my original point: the salmon head was not the cause of the curse(?) because she's been so weird all the time forever and the salmon head thing was just like. an effect. of whatever went Wrong(tm) in the season transition. like the head was a vessel to Be Worse about it but i feel like it would have worked with any salmon head she got her hands on and that it happened to be kiwico was a coincidence and also that the head wasn't cursed at all there's just something deeply wrong with fishie s3 in general and uh yeah 👍
I'm so sorry this is so disjointed i had a thesis statement and everything. alas
#whisp whispers#fishie beastlife spoilers#since i had to rewatch videos these tags will serve as going insane about details i missed that were irrelevant to the post#i could make a whole thing on the parallels between fishie and bree. 'at least im not the only one with a troubled love life' yeah i guess#this is taking me ages to finish because if i think about beastlife fishie too long it genuinely spikes my heart rate#i think there's something wrong with me#fishie and bree both leaping at the oppurtunity to trade with their exes is so funny to me#someone should do indepth research about the way fishie interacts with dingo because i haven't been paying attention to it#by 'someone' i mean me because i'm the only one who can do that. other beastlife fan if you see this. holds out hand do you want#to make an analysis post with me .......#i appreciate kiwi trying so hard to do bug facts because bree's moth take is toooo insane for him. we can yes and the alien bit he draws th#line at incorrect moth facts though#'im neutral this is just fascinating' <-really funny in retrospect#*this is also taking so long forever because i keep distracted by whatever the fuck is wrong with everyone that i can't remember how to lik#put things into words#for what is a housewife without a house and no longer a wife?#'sorry guys it's just gonna be a lot of decorating today' YOUUUU. YOU. (<quote from beginning of e5)#ratchelor pad guitar riff is horrid on 2x speed. never do this what i'm doing right now#one of my irls is still in awe of the 6person boogie kill (or rather how nobody noticed fishie preparing the 6person boogie#is it boogey or boogie#does oku falling off a pillar and dying in the middle of fishie lore also count as a fishie proximity death#fishies curse is that people won't stop dying in the death games#also hiiiii fishieeeee you said you enjoyed analaysis. um. this one went a little off the rails i think and is more theory than analysis#posting this and disappearing off the face of the internet. cringe is dead but like. i mean you get it
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starry-bi-sky · 7 months ago
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I'm so annoyed. @kingcrow01 tumblr ate your ask about Danny's opinion on the League. tumblr i pressed 'save draft' why didn't you sAVE DRAFT.
ANyways I'm making a post instead. For everyone else, the ask was in summary:
What was Danny's opinion on the League now that he's left it? If he missed the familiarity of it, if he recognized the cult-like behavior inside it, and if he now detested his grandfather.
And to answer (again, grrr): It's complicated! We love complicated <3. Yeah, Danny does miss the familiarity of the League, it was still his home for the first ten years of his life and he has a lot of memories there. Plenty of good along with the bad, and while he's less homesick than he was when he was 10, it still hits him like a truck at random intervals.
Sam, Tucker, and Jazz are great, and he likes the Drs. Fentons enough that he's contemplated murdering Vlad for his meddling, but if he wants to eat the same food his mother used to make him and Damian, he has to do it himself and he can't get the taste right. No one knows arabic so he speaks it to himself because he doesn't want to forget his mother tongue, and he has a few books too. Frankly? He genuinely misses training.
Getting to use Sam's gym helps with his restlessness, same with training with Maddie, but he has no one on or above his level to go against other than his mother. And he only sees her twice a year at most. He knows that he's getting stagnant and he fucking despises it like a bad itch he can't scratch.
He feels conflicted about missing the League, however, since by now he recognizes the flaws and what was wrong with it, and he recognizes that it was cult-like. But even that is kinda, hrm, complicated? If this was a fic I would be able to go better into depth about what he has and hasn't unlearned because cult deprogramming is hard and Danny's doing most of this on his own.
Sam, Tucker, and Jazz have helped with the more obvious stuff: like the ecofascism, the disregard for human life, his emotional constipation; the more obvious stuff that shows in his behavior and personality. But none of them are professionals nor do they actually know the full extent of what Danny's life in the League was like. They only have snapshots since Danyal is very tight lipped about it. So they can only help with what they see themselves through Danny's behavior or word of mouth.
But in summary: He sees, for the most part, what's wrong with the League and disagrees with some of the stuff they do now. But he's very conflicted, and trying to dissect his feelings on the League confuses him. His protests about it whenever Sam and Tucker joke about it have at this point become mostly empty (altho it still causes him some discomfort), and its an inside joke between them three.
As for Ra's? Despises him. If only because Ra's wanted him to kill his little brother -- thinking about his motives with the League confuses Danny, cognitive dissonance and stuff, -- a lot of his hatred stems from "He wanted me to fight my baby brother to the death. I destroyed my relationship with Damian because of him, I had to fake my death and leave my home, and I will never meet my father or see my brother again because of him. Fuck that guy."
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werewolfgenesis · 2 months ago
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VT As Incorrect Quotes!!
This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances
This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy
Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!
Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.
Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!
Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Spooker: No, he meant-
Toast: Let him finish.
Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Toast: Not if they consent to it.
Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Colon: YES?!?
Colon: Why are your tongues purple?
Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ghost: I had a red one.
Colon: oh
Colon:
Colon: OH
Spooker:
Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?
Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?
Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Colon: And...?
Toast: He got Spooker.
Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Spooker: In between ���it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?
Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.
Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?
Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Spooker: Are we stealing them?
Toast: New or used?
Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Spooker: Truth or dare?
Ghost: Dare
Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Ghost: Hey Colon
Colon, blushing: Yeah?
Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast
Spooker: I’m an idiot.
Ghost:
Toast:
Colon:
Spooker:
Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Toast: Good morning.
Ghost: Good morning.
Colon: Good morning.
Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Spooker: And loud!
Colon: And grumpy!
Ghost: And oblivious to reality!
Gavin:
Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?
Colon: Food.
Toast: Dating
Ghost: Murder
Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD
Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.
Spooker: Why?
Colon: Look.
Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?
Ghost, covering his ears: No.
Spooker:
Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later
Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.
Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Spooker: You did WHAT–
Ghost: William Snakespeare
Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Colon: You jump off a cliff!
Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.
Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.
Gavin: Sounds festive.
*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*
Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Gavin: I think you mean cards.
Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ghost: Killed without hesitation.
Colon: No.
Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Colon: Okay.
Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.
Colon: Th-
Colon: The scary parts.
Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?
Jimmy: Kill them
Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Jimmy: Kill them only a little?
Spooker: So what’s for dinner?
Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*
Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Jimmy: *Falls over*
Gavin: The poison is kicking in.
Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either
Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Gavin:
Jimmy:
Gavin: This one is fine
Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Gavin: Well of course I have.
Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Gavin: It's boring.
Ghost: I prevented a murder today.
Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?
Ghost: Self control
Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Gavin: No.
Toast: I need to dye my hair.
Colon: ...
Toast: Or get another tattoo.
Colon: ...
Toast: Or a new piercing.
Colon: Why?
Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?
Toast: I don't know.
Jimmy: I thought you went to college.
Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*
Ghost: *Moves out of the way*
Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!
Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.
Colon: I was going to hug you!
Ghost: Why would you hug me?
Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Toast: There's no way he likes me back.
Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.
Toast: That took an unexpected turn.
Jimmy: So did their neck.
Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ghost: But are you shuffling?
Toast: Everyday.
Gavin: What language are you two speaking??
Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Toast: It was me.
Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.
Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.
Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.
Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?
Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.
Gavin: Hey!!
Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".
Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.
Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!
Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.
Colon: You’re high?
Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.
Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.
Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Colon: Gray.
Toast: Grey.
Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Spooker: Dark white.
Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Toast: A doll.
Spooker: A cinnamon roll.
Colon: A sweetheart.
Ghost:
Ghost: ...stop it.
Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?
Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.
Ghost: It was just to test a theory.
Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.
Toast: I’ll call.
Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ghost: Hello?
Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ghost: Shit.
Toast: Wait, three?
Officer Maloney: Yeah?
Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!
Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.
Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?
Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.
Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.
Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*
Toast: How many kids do you have?
Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Sally: He stole from me first!
Slenderman: Mhm.
Sally: Stole my heart...
Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.
*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*
Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?
Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Sue sits down*
Sally: The bench is freshly painted.
Sue: I think we're missing something.
Billy: Teamwork?
Sally: Cohesion?
Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Billy: I don’t know how to do that.
Sally: I don’t wear a watch.
Spencer: Time is a construct.
Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Sue, trembling: What are we playing
Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Sally: Plane tickets?
Billy: Concert tickets?
Sue: Prostitution?
Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Spencer: You’re a hazard to society
Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.
Papa: It sure is!
Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Billy: Oh, I’m always running
Billy: The question is from what
Spencer: God, give me patience.
Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Gertrude: Mind your language!
Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Gertrude:
Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!
Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!
Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*
Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!
Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!
Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.
Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.
INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!
His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)
Sally: Guys, I have a question.
Spencer: Kys <3
Sally: I love you too.
Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.
Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Sally: Just rip the bandage off.
Gabe: It’s Spencer.
Sally: Put the bandage back on.
Gabe: Damn, the power went out.
Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.
Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Gabe: What-?
Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!
Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Gabe: Why are you late?
Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Gabe: Overslept?
Spencer: Overslept.
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