#like that was a very hard 35
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glorioustidalwavedefendor · 5 months ago
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These clothes that were worn to death and destroyed from decades of use were thrown away.
And even if not
-> Costume collections do have clothe like that
They are not put on display
And not just becasue they are to fragile
But also becasue they are not tiny and pretty and doll like, so that's not what the visitors want to see so that's not what is put on display
That's why you get dresses like this
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Who are pretty
Pettit
And not to fragile to be put on display
While there are still a lot of "uggly" (read not tiny) extant garments out there that can be bought at sensible prices
Abby Cox has a few examples
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How do we break it to boomers with actual brain damage and nostalgic brainrot, and the 'tradwife' thirsting Andrew Tate fans that bodyfat, average attire, an overall lack of professional haircare or makeup, and non-conventionally attractive women existed and represented the vast majority of women across all of history?
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And that, yes, in fact, their belief that "all women were hot skinny super models" in x timeframe is because they keep posting images of fashion models, actresses, idealized pinup art, and creepshots of actual teenage girls instead of middle aged, elderly and ordinary women from whatever era. Man, history sure was an insane person's exact perfect paradise consisting solely of people specifically they were attracted to--when filtered through a cherry picked lens of solely famous glamor girls instead of just women workers, family photos and life events taking place anywhere outside of Hollywood.
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It really does irk me that one day people will assume all of the 21st century consisted of women who looked like whichever three actresses are most remembered one day and a few odd instagram filtered images--because already, a massive wealth of evidence already exists to the contrary for all of prior history and people are still somehow convinced everyone on Earth was a size zero with perfect hair and makeup for all of human history. That's just not how anything works. It's not how women work. It's not how humans work.
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Another fun fact, the majority of surviving articles of clothing from eons ago were extremely petite, extremely glamorous, and unfathomably tiny. You know why? Because they ..weren't worn. This is a well known example of survivors bias in the fashion industry. Expensive gowns and teeny martini dresses were usually only worn once or twice, if not solely worn by manikins in high end stores. Most people kept a consistent and small wardrobe for their entire lives. New clothes were rare, often custom fit or taylored by family at home, or hand-me downs from sibling to sibling. These clothes that were worn to death and destroyed from decades of use were thrown away. They didn't survive to the modern era because they were overly worn, large, and unglamorous.
Think of it this way, you might save your prom dress or your wedding dress but you're not saving the teeshirt with spaghetti stains on it for future generations to see. Why would you? Those are the clothes that don't survive.
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mukuharakazui · 15 days ago
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"Alphabet mafia" was funny (courtesy of @birthclod) so here are my alphabet mafia + nationality headcanons for Town of Salem's best faction (sorry to the roles without skins </3)
#some elaboration in the tags if you care to read#town of salem#i'm lactose intolerant#my art#tos#assume they live in italy unless otherwise stated#consig being canonically trans by accident is insane to me. she's so fucking funny. also yes she is german-irish because of tom hagen <3#i hc the itor surname as a shortening of heitor. and that it's the forger's (her last name is NOT direction) and yuan is her bio child#this is weirdly elaborate. he's her bio kid and she raised him but also he was a test tube baby and was born via surrogacy#mafio + consig are very close friends and treat each other like siblings#they met as little kids while gf was in her city on business and mafio was a quiet kid so gf was happy that mafio had made a friend#flash forward to gf regularly going out of his way to fly a 7-year-old + family across international borders for playdates with his kid#forger & consort are like 20 years apart in age but consort looks younger than she is and forger looks older than she is#consort is ~35 and looks ~25 and forger is ~55 and looks ~70. it's rough out there for an early retinol user and a stress ager.#gf and hypno are oldest at late 60s-early 70s and jani is youngest at around 22-25#also very important that all of them have little roses somewhere. consig's is on her belt + jani's is on a little bracelet#forger's is hard to see bc very small (it's her necklace). hypno with a little rose badge holder clip was my best idea ngl#and fine. i will address the elephant in the room. disguiser. there we go i mentioned them.#'why do they have a single parent. who is it.' i swear if you can put 2 and 2 together it's really funny...
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grinchwrapsupreme · 2 years ago
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clockworkvampyre · 5 months ago
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heat exhaustion’s been taking it’s toll on me. have a smaller drawing.
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iero · 7 months ago
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Apartment hunting is literally the fucking worst. I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
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heirloommtomatoes · 1 month ago
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andrew garfield chicken shop this...andrew garfield movie tour press that...did anyone see his blue sweater/glasses combo in we live in time
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wigglebox · 1 year ago
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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago
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it is kind of wild seeing posts where people are like refuting the idea that psychedelics can be healing/medicinal/spiritual/generally anything other than purely recreational based on one experience they had. why are you guys Richard Nixon
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adulthooliganism · 2 years ago
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im 2 whole days no smoking 😎 (chatting abt it a lil in the tags)
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catsaysmlem · 2 years ago
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living like this is EXTREMELY sexy of him ngl. this set design deserves an award for completely understanding the character and for not being afraid to go All OUT. and i need to point out no other action movie guy could ever or will ever be able to carry this living space off without it looking like he's trying and failing at doing too much. but not maverick as played by tom cruise. with him and him alone does it look simply like getting a peek into the natural habitat of someone known for having jetfuel in their blood.
#jetfuel in his blood#jetfuel is his blood#top gun the movie and maverick the character were both part of pop culture in a huge way for 35 years before this sequel came out#and one thing they symbolise in popular memory is apparatus of locomotion by land air and sometimes sea that go very fast#and so does tom cruise#with any other action movie star this set would simply not mean anything to us the audience except that they were trying too hard#its only with tom cruise and this character in this sequel to this movie that a seet design like this actually holds#almost an emotional instinctual understanding for the audience#you look at the bigger pieces of this living space he's made for himself and you think of course he lives like this its maverick#you look at the smaller pieces and discover new depths new journeys hes been on for the 35 years since we last met him#this set is a perfect combination of tribute to the space this character has occupied in pop culture for 35 years#and an insight on the journey he's on in this movie#you're not even thinking they designed his home like this because he's a cool action hero in a cool action movie#even though both are true#but mostly it just makes sense like getting the reveal of the natural habitat of a legendary pokemon would#also masterful choices were made to portray the character in the way cruise did in this sequel#the wry tired genuine earnestness and compassion that transform the actiony trappings of the genre the character is in#from just shallow fun to a very warm emotionally resonant cultural phenomenon of a movie#with him as its steel spine#but that's a whole other post
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gergthecat · 9 months ago
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orcelito · 1 year ago
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It does feel really nice to go into my kitchen and see it not entirely filled with grime...
Like I still have more to do. But it feels so open. Is this what it's like to have a functional apartment?
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winterbirb · 2 years ago
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Upon assuming office, President Richard Nixon reportedly told his staff that foreign policy was to be handled by the White House, "not by the striped-pants faggots in Foggy Bottom."
The offensive language apart, such uneasiness about the State Department appears to be the rule rather than the exception. Recent presidents seem quickly to have concluded that, except for the Secretary and a handful of others, people in State are not to be trusted. Many New Deal, Kennedy, and Carter Democrats believed State to be hidebound and resistant to progressive policies; many Eisenhower, Nixon, and Reagan Republicans were convinced it was infested with suspect left-wingers and liberals. Regardless of party, presidents often are predisposed to blame State for unauthorized leaks of sensitive information.
— Foreign Policy, Spring 1987, "Why State Can't Lead"
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swampdrive · 2 years ago
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OOOf genuinely wish i knew what it was exactly that makes ppl think im like in my mid 30s instead of my early 20s
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jrueships · 2 years ago
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GUP WENT TO THE G LEAGUE!?!!
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happy birthday gup *sends you to super hell*
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livvyofthelake · 2 years ago
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the nature of liking a fantasy movie made by a dude who was a kid in the 80s is that it is ALWAYS fucking inspired by some other shit that came out in the 80s. and then you go and watch that movie and you’re like damn this lowkey sucks. but now i understand MY movie on a deeper level i guess. when will we as a society outgrow the men who were kids in the 80s they literally need to stop i’m so serious
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