#lex talking

[shehadthewrld]

im not political but if trump wins i will end it

[nyamnomz]

have yall fucking seen this im crying

[dark-elf-writes]

WAIT WAIT WAIT in cumplane’s endless PVP style friendship there is absolutely a moment when Shen Qingqiu plays a “new composition” on his guqin and Shang Qinghua reaches a level of fury that no one could have possibly expected from him and all of the Peak Lords/gathered disciples are actually pretty upset with him because Shen Qingqiu was clearly very proud of this new song and how dare he react like that.

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua just got Rick Rolled for the first time in decades and suddenly understands how Cucumber Bro got so angry he fucking died.

[tims-missing-spleen]

(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.

Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.

And what can Lex even do?

Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.

And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.

Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.

Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.

Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.

Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.

Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"

Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 42 (Masterlist)

(Part 43)

Good evening :) I hope y’all had a great Halloween

@bruciemilf hey bestie whats poppin

I actually don’t have much to say for this update. I’ve just been planning out the next two month’s worth of posts so that’s going to be fun. Have a great day and drink some water!

[anxi04]

Tim meeting Lex at a gala when he’s young. and becoming gossip besties with him

i finally wrote it after it infesting my brain enjoy

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Tim thought the gala was going to be like most of the others, boring, annoying, nothing happening. And then he saw Lex Luthor. And he's a smart man, probably the only other smart person in here so why not start a conversation?

Lex thought this gala was going to be boring and a waste of time. And then this small child comes up to him talking about gossip that he didn't even know? And mentioning his incredibly secret cloning project he just started a week ago? He's going to be a villain and Lex wants to be on his good side.

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Tim sighed, annoyed. Gala's have always been incredibly boring, the only slightly fun things that happen at them have been either Bruce Wayne "tripping" over something and drenching someone else with whatever drink or liquid is near, or overhearing gossip, such as Robert Dewitt cheating on his wife with his brother. That was a fun day.

This gala is looking to be about the same as always, just even more boring. Bruce Wayne isn't attending (understandable, The Joker just broke out of Arkham again. He's sure there's a cover story for why Bruce isn't here but he doesn't care about that), no one is drawing attention to any scandals yet, or at least not in his ear range.

The only vaguely interesting thing here is Lex Luthor actually attending it for once. The man usually never spares a moment for anything aside from Metropolis (disgusting) and Superman. So there's at least one other smart person here but he also happens to be a super-villain (not that the general public knows) so… Not like Tim can just walk up to him and talk right?

"So as I was saying it really is quite unfortunate that your son won't take the company, I always thought he was a rather charming young man-" Fuck it Tim's gonna go talk to the super-villain.

"Have you heard about Rebecca Strawling?" Tim asks Lex, who absolutely did NOT jump at this child sneaking up behind him (seriously how did he do that? Even Superman, a man who constantly floats, can't sneak up on him.). Lex blinks for a second because, yes he had and holy shit what a thing that is, and also how does this child know? Also why is this child talking to him?

"That… Depends. What have you heard?" Lex says hesitantly. Despite Rebecca's… everything, she still hid it incredibly well. If Lex wasn't so bored at these gala's he would never have known, so either this child is just incredibly nosy, or possibly an actual smart person in this room. Either option would prove far more interesting than what he had been doing.

"Well I've heard about the several affairs she's had with everyone she claims to hate. Business rivals, the poor, queer people, her husband's family, and if it's to be believed her own family." And… Holy fuck, Lex had not been aware of that last bit. He raises an eyebrow at the ending which prompts a slight grin from the child as he takes his phone out. "I have evidence."

Does Lex actually… Enjoy being near a kid barely in the double digits? Absurd.

"You know Tim, that man over there? He's almost bankrupting his company and family by sending their money to a 'client.' I believe all his business partners are looking for someone to replace his spot." It's been an hour and a half. This is the most entertained Lex has been at one of these in decades. If Tim finds himself following the black hair, blue eyes orphan trend Lex will take him in himself so help him God. He's insanely smart, not only is he excellent at reading people and finding dirt on them easily, he's incredibly skilled at hacking without any proper training on it. This is a villain in the making and Lex will not let himself fall on his bad side.

"Now, I have a moral question for you Tim. What do you think the ethics on making a weapon out of a clone would be?" He's been toying with the idea of cloning Superman lately, however the actual… Making it a weapon has been bothering him. If it comes out an adult man it could easily decide it wants to do something else and rebel, however what would the effects be on making a child weapon that was created for that sole purpose? The effectiveness of it?

"Easy. Don't make the clone a weapon. It's either an adult clone who could choose to be a soldier, and actually listen to you, or decide it won't listen and possibly end up exposing you. If it's a child clone then sure you get a weapon for a few years but not having a choice would end up making them resent you. Give them a choice on it, just like the Sidekicks, like Robin, Kid Flash, Speedy, all them. I'd assume you would want a meta clone anyway and most meta's feel a sense of duty with their abilities so it'd be likely for them to decide something along what you want. Just a matter on if they like you and go with you, or turn to the other side." Tim answers without missing a beat and wow what a concerning sentence that would be to hear from a child if he were anyone else. As it is he's delighted by the response.

"Although cloning a Kryptonian would probably alter it, simply wouldn't get enough material so you would likely have to substitute some of the material for human and at that point use your own and raise the clone as a child." What. That's far too specific. "Oh, sorry I probably should've kept it more broad. Anyway you should update your security systems." Definitely a super-villain in the making. One that he very much wants to be on the good side of. On that note now he needs to update his whole system.

"Ah, Tim I'm glad you picked up. I'm a father now! I'd like you to meet my son, his name is Kon-El-"

"Oh, I've already met him. You actually interrupted our call. Kinda late on telling me." Of course.

"You know I could adopt you as well, get you from that bumbling buffoon that is Wayne."

"Yeah but then my crush would become incestuous." His what? Know what he can work with this. Tim is joining his family one way or another.

Finally. A moment of peace for Lex to sit down, drink some coffee, and watch a rerun of his favorite show. "Luthor!" Oh great, the boy scout here to ruin his plans. Oh and is that his group for comic-con? There's the man of steel himself, Wonder Woman, Batman and… Wait. Oh this will piss Kal-El off to be ignored.

"Timothy! I was just about to call you. You remember Robert Dewitt, correct? You'll never guess what he's done now." Lex grins, standing up. He was meaning to update Tim on this particular… Creature. He's one of their favorites to catch up on, purely because of the absurdity of his debauchery. Although this time does have a reason, after all there's reason for dear old Robert to get locked up this time and he's been making some comments about Lex lately and well he can't just let that slide now can he?

Tim blinks for a second then realizes what Lex just said. "Wait you know? Of course you do why wouldn't you.. Actually wait that doesn't matter what the fuck did Robert do? Last I knew he wasn't allowed outside without an escort so I was expecting longer." Lex has a feeling it does in fact matter very much if the way Batman's eyes narrow and his jaw clench indicate anything. Lex needs to continue on or possibly get put in a hospital.

"Oh he's no longer allowed near animal shelters, so-" Kal-El cuts him off, incredibly rudely if he might add.

"What… What is going on here?" Poor man sounds so confused. Lex is savoring this moment.

"Well I know Timothy Drake is Red Robin. Clearly. Red Robin is the hero closest to becoming a villain which fits Tim quite well, and also Tim is the only Gothamite smart enough to be Red Robin. And infuriating enough to personally annoy Ra's al-Ghul on a regular." It's very simple honestly. Lex has no idea what's making this so complicated. "If it helps make you all feel 'safe' and 'secure' I could tell you about the time Timothy told me he had a crush on Kon-" And now Tim's thrown something at him. What is this, interrupt Lex day?

"Shut up! What if I told them about you and Clark Kent?" Ahh, expose his crush, get his own crush exposed. Well unfortunately Lex has no shame about that.

"You mean the man who could lift a 200 lb person with no effort? One of the very few good reporters?" Odd that Kal-El's face is getting red and confused but oh well. "Honestly though, who cares. You know Tim my offer for adopting you still stands. I know it must be absurdly easy to hide being Red Robin from your… family. However I think I could be of more assistance still." Batman's hands are clenching now. Interesting. "I mean you made a fake uncle to get out of being adopted by the oaf, I don't know why you didn't just let me." Ah, Batman's hands are unclenched. He must have thought that uncle was also real. Surprising, really, from 'The World's Greatest Detective' however they clearly have the wrong bat. "And does he even know about your missing spleen? Really, I should get him locked up for child neglect. Even I would notice if anything happened to Kon-El."

Tim's eyes widen at that and snap to Batman's equally wide eyes. They both jump into a sprint, Tim leaping out of a window with the Bat close behind. "Oh, did he not know? Oops."

Perfect. Hopefully that'll have been absurd enough that the Justice League leave him alone, and he can watch his show in peace.

[frownyalfred]

say what you will about superbat vs clex, but at least Bruce wants to fuck Superman AND Clark Kent. Lex really can’t say the same, huh?

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

[arrowheadedbitch]

Hear me out, classic jl playing fmk

Green arrow: Oh, I'd definitely fuck Bruce Wayne, I mean, come on, are you kidding? And I guess kill Lex and marry, uhm, who was the last one? Marry Oliver Queen? Yeah, sure, I can work with that.

Superman: Well, erm, maybe we should play a different game, actually...

Green arrow: Oh, no, you're not getting out of this that easy

Batman: Can I take a shot at it?

Arrow: Holy shit, the bat actually having some fun? Hell yeah!!

Batman: I'd kill Bruce Wayne, I hate that guy.

Arrow: Woah, woah, hold up, why do you hate Bruce so much?

Batman: Shouldn't have let his parents die.

Everyone, sudden uproar of JESUS and BAT, WHAT THE HELL

Arrow: Wh-! Wait a minute...

Arrow: Bruce, is that you???

[arkangelo-7]

The idea of Damian Wayne being Gen Alpha is actually the bane of my existence. Like, this little sword-wielding menace who speaks like eight languages and can quote Tacticus or something just going ham on a villain then saying “skibidi toilet rizz” before unironically hitting the griddy makes me want to kill myself

[idontcaboose]

Luthor's Cricket part 5

Previous. Masterpost

Lex was able to distract the teen with a different documentary in the living room of his Penthouse. Said teen, however, made it loudly known that some of the information they were using was false, stupid, and downright biased. Granted, Lex was not paying attention when selecting the first documentary on the list. Apparently, it was a supernatural one called ‘All but Paranormal’ or something of the like. From the shouting, Lex could gather that they were able to interview Zatanna and Dr. Fate, Phantom took great exception to whatever Dr. Fate had to say about Ghost, Demons, and other supernatural creatures. Lex did bark a laugh at Phantom's remark of “Fate's biased view is just as blatant as that glaring beacon of a head!” and “If Fate is a Doctor, then I fear for the intellectual competency of the rest of the world! This means you too, Mr. Luthor!” Lex simply ignored the last part.

Oddly enough, even with the obnoxious commentary from Phantom and the absolute frustration of his magically inclined contacts ignoring him, it was not as tiring as he thought it would be.

“Phantom.” Lex called as he left his office. 

 “Yes, Boss?” Phantom paused the TV and turned to him with a small lopsided smile.

“Do you eat?” Lex asked. 

Phantom clearly did not expect the question with how his face displayed shock and confusion. “Uh, ya. I can eat human food. It's not needed, but it's nice to have. Why?”

“It is about time for dinner, I am thinking Foie Gras-” 

“Do all rich people eat such pretentious sounding food? Seriously, what is wrong with just burgers, burritos, and mac n’ cheese?” Phantom said with derision.

“Some people like to experience the finer things in life-” 

“When was the last time you enjoyed a “finer” thing that wasn't the direct cause of flaunting your power?” Phantom asked seriously. “Just one time.”

Lex…. He found himself at a loss. When Was the last time he actually enjoyed food for its taste alone. Most food prepared at the Galas were pretty cardboard at best. The high-end restaurants were better quality, but Lex only went to those as a power display, and even then, it was for a business deal or a ‘relaxed’ meeting of sorts. Even when he is home alone, he would order high value items so the staff wouldn't spread gossip about his ‘actual’ tates to the papers. The cooks he employed were fantastic at their jobs, the food was always flavorful and filling. 

But….

Probably the last time he actually enjoyed a meal was when his younger sister visited. She brought with her some greasy, cheesy mess of a burger wrapped in foil from a truck from the park across the street. She had laughed at his disgusted face and said “If it was good enough for Bruce Wayne and his kid to stand in line for, it's good enough for us!” 

That was about eight years ago.

After that meal, they had fought, and she stormed out. She has only contacted him through email for Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas. 

Lex ordered pizza from his cooks that night.

Next

[shehadthewrld]

okay gonna watch jackass now i need a cure

[mamawasatesttube]

every day tumblr tries to show me posts about ~kon's two dads~ and ~superman being a deadbeat~ and ~good parent lex luthor~

[graciedollie]

SITTING. ON. GRAYSON. FACE.

🛏️

Ustulation

pair: grayson x fem!reader

summary: you ride your wife’s face at the asscrack of the morning. that’s the whole thing.

warnings: 18+ content, brief mention of ab grinding, face-sitting (r! receiving), mentions of nicknames, porn with little plot tbh, just a little drabble🫣

a/n: FUCK ILY FOR THIS ANON !!!

The sun only began to rise over the glorious residence of Piltover, casting a beautiful orange hue over the standing towers. Your eyes fluttered as the warm light gazed over your eyelids, causing you to squint slightly before turning off to face your wife.

god she look so beautiful like this. her eyes shut, perfectly sculpted nose buried in the soft pillows, lips parted slightly with snores seeking through and her cheek puffing up slightly due to her head being buried in the pillow. Your hand caressed over her cheek gently as a soft smile ghosted over your lips, appreciating these little moments.

Her eyes fluttered open at the gentle touch of you, admiring you with her bleary gaze from waking up. A small chuckle slipped from her lips as she scooted closer to you, peppering a soft kiss to your cheek.

“well good morning sheriff…” you teased as you giggled at the soft kisses she left on your cheek, earning a low chuckle from her. “good morning to you too, angel…” you always loved the way she called you precious names that made your heart flutter. You both locked eyes with each other, sharing a warm smile as you both intertwined your bodies together.

“waking up to this makes me wish i didn’t have to leave so early all the time..” she murmured lowly with her usual husky voice, the voice that you loved so dearly and never got tired of. A small pout tugged at your lips as you knew that, eventually, she’d have to leave to do her respected duties. “Yeah, I know…”

“but i know the perfect way to make the morning better…”

oh you definitely loved moment like these.

Your lips collided with hers as her calloused hands gently cupped your face, pulling you closer into the feverish kiss—tongue intertwining together as the air became tense around the two of you. Heavy breathing and low moans were heard from the two of you as you both felt that fiery warmth burn in your tummy; only wanting, no, needing each other more.

Grayson pulled away briefly to gaze at the way your hooded eyes gazed into hers before diving between your neck, attacking the delicate skin with hungry kisses and leaving little bites, earning soft gasps and shaky moans from you. Her hand left your face to roam over your body before landing on your hips, flipping you over to straddle her stomach as she continued to attack your neck.

Your mind started to cloud with the building ecstasy in your body, subconsciously grinding your clothed cunt against the ridges of her abs—loving the way how each movement made your clit throb with need. Whines and low moans fell from your lips as you started to grind faster, gradually reaching that edge before your wife stopped you.

“So soon, love?”

You couldn’t help but chuckle breathlessly at the teasing words, looking down at her as you took in the way her eyes glinted with a hungry, but loving gaze. “oh hush, Gray…just got carried away..”

Her hands rubbed over your hips as she helped you started to grind slightly harder on her abs, feeling the way your slick started to deep through the flimsy fabric. Your eyes fluttered with bliss as your lips parted with shaky breaths, relishing in all the sweet praises she flew your way.

“god im so lucky to have you”

“so pretty like this, angel..”

“you’re doing so good for me, love”

“feels good? ohhh, i know, baby…i know.”

It didn’t take longer for that knot in your stomach to tighten even more, almost snapping. You felt like you were in paradise before she stopped you again, giving your hip a gentle pat as you whined at the lost friction. “Graysonnnn…”

“Calm down, love…c’mon, want you to ride my face..”

She didn’t have to tell you twice to do what she said. You were on that like flies on shit IMMEDIATELY.

She helped you gently slip off your soaked panties as you hovered over her face, tossing them away somewhere you both didn’t care. Her hands rubbed over your inner thighs gently as you slowly lowered yourself to her eager mouth, moaning softly as she licked a long stride up your slit to your clit—circling the sensitive bud with her velvety tongue.

Your hips slowly started to roll against her mouth as she worked your pussy with eagerness, but also took her time savoring you. Her eyes gazed up at you with a dazed look as your own dazed gaze met hers, relishing how she held the contact between the two of you. The way your name rolled off her tongue with a shaky whine in between made her own clit throb with need, but she knew her sweet girl would take care of it.

Grayson moans sent shivers up your spine, feeling your thighs jerk at the added sensation. You twined your fingers in the coils of her hair as your head fell back with moans freely leaving your mouths, letting her name roll off your tongue like a prayer. She moved one hand from her hand from your thigh to slip two fingers in you, relishing in the way your walls pulsed around her digits—nearly sucking her in whenever she pulled back. Your hips stuttered at the addition of her fingers with a wanton moan escaping you, tugging at her slightly.

She wrapped her lips around your aching clit as she lapped over it with rapid, but steady strokes of her tongue. Her fingers pumped faster inside of you as she knew you were getting closer and closer to that edge with that way you tightened around her and noises became louder. With a couple more pumps of her fingers and a firm suckle at your clit, you came crashing down in all of your glory. Your thighs trembled alongside her head as your mind swirled with the buzzing sensation of the orgasm.

Grayson continued to suckle at your sensitive clit and pump her fingers before you started to whine about how it was too much, so she let her sweet girl be. You shuffled yourself off her mouth and on abs again, jerking at the brief contact as you were still sensitive. Your chest heaved heavily with each breath you took, feeling how your body felt with the afterglow.

“you ok, love?”

you gave her a brief nod with a breathless giggle slipping from your lips, “yeah…’m fine.” She chuckled at your tired smile before she raised her brows as you slowly sauntered between her thighs, hooking your fingers into the hem of her briefs.

mornings were definitely your favorite🎀

hoped you enjoyed bbys!!! (this lowkey might’ve been too long for a drabble…)

taglist!!

@thesevi0lentdelights

[mae-kent]

a little explanation of mae kent’s powers & biology

mae kent, the second main supergirl (1988-1996) is a humanoid being made of ‘protoplasm’, a fictional substance created by an alternate universe lex luthor. she was then mentally and physically designed by him based on the alternate universe’s late lana lang. after his death, she regained her memories of her time in his lab.

she is able to shapeshift and turn invisible due to her ability to modify her own molecular structure. she is capable of mimicking a human perfectly, with internal organs included, as she passes as a healthy human to the eyes of a trained doctor. she struggles to increase her mass, however, and it causes her great pain.

she has telekinetic powers, and maintains a telekinetic field around herself that protects her from extreme temperatures and projectiles, as well as most attacks. she is able to use ‘psychokinetic blasts’. presumably her telekinesis/psychokinesis is what gives her her enhanced strength and flight ability. she is vulnerable to fatigue.

she was psychically connected to clark kent / superman in 1989. a 1993 promo card claims she still has this connection to him, but the link itself is never mentioned again within the comics. she is vulnerable to mind control and telepathic attack, as is shown here, and in panic in the sky with brainiac, and in the new titans arc with raven.

in action comics #706 it’s shown that she can alter the molecular structure of other materials outside of her own body as well. this is never mentioned again, but perhaps is a combination of her unique biology and telekinesis powers.

[fairyroses]

— Alex Lex Luthor & Jimmy Olsen in My Adventures With Superman, "More Things in Heaven and Earth" (2.01)

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