Lex, they/them, 26, writer, has too many strong feelings on things no one cares about. Possibly three raccoons in a trench coat.
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Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.
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Still thinking about that Wulian au and specifically was thinking about Xie Lian’s Guoshi era and while I could have been thinking about the emotional weight of being a masked teacher to the crown prince of the country that destroyed his own instead all I can think about is that Lang Qianqiu definitely thought he was a widow.
Like he has seen the mask “Fangxin” carries with him. Sees the way his fingers will trace over the smiling face with such love and grief. Sees the white flowers he will tuck into his hair with a sad smile.
And no matter how he felt in the aftermath he still cared about his teacher enough to let him keep that mask in the coffin which means the world to Xie Lian specifically.
#the elf talks#tgcf#like yeah there’s a lot of thematic parallels and complex emotions or whatever#but lang Qianqiu definitely 100% believes xie Lian is married which only makes the whole confrontation with qi Rong even more awkward#depending on how much hualian have their collective shit together at that point#can I get away with xie lian running with this? like instead of the erectile dysfunction excuse it’s just ‘I’m married’#hua Cheng would be so normal about hearing this :)
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If i could remember my in depth daydreams before bed when it was actually time to write it would be over for all of you
#the elf talks#I HAD SO MUCH OF THE WULIAN IDEA THOUGHT OUT#SO MUCH OF IT#BUT NOOOOOOOOO#I TOUCH A PEN AND MY FIELD IS BARREN AND THE EARTH SALTED
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this
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Found a post of yours on Pinterest about how it is okay to ship characters in one au and have them be parent/child in another au (the post referenced Aiideku and dadzawa specifically) since they are fictional characters and I thought you might think it was neat
So far I have heard about two of my posts on Pinterest and both of them are the ones that I agree with the most.
If I’m known for any two things it’s that fictional characters can be put in any number of situations without any attached morality and that party girls deserve all the rights.
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funniest thing about dnd is that I made my character a failson specifically to make a rich guy suffer, but I keep rolling really high on important things, so everything has been working out for him really well, and his belief that rich people should never face any consequences just keeps getting reinforced again and again
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fanfiction writers when they say "this is just a little oneshot" and then drop a 96k word emotional obliteration device
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