#Jon; Lex Luthor be looking mad sus rn
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The idea of Damian Wayne being Gen Alpha is actually the bane of my existence. Like, this little sword-wielding menace who speaks like eight languages and can quote Tacticus or something just going ham on a villain then saying “skibidi toilet rizz” before unironically hitting the griddy makes me want to kill myself
#I know he isn’t TECHNICALLY a gen alpha#but he’s currently like 13 or something and lemme tell you as someone with brothers in that age range it is ANNOYING AS SHIT#And I bet Bruce is so fucking confused too#Bruce: Robin I need you to describe the drug dealer#Damian: he was mewing#Bruce: wtf#or like he and Jon will be talking and saying the most random shit and even Alfred is giving them the side eye because wtf is sigma#Jon; Lex Luthor be looking mad sus rn#Damian: I know like what in the Ohio#Jon: Gyatt!#Damian: Gyatt!#Clark and Bruce: ?????#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#superfamily#damian wayne headcanon#damian wayne#damijon#jon kent
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