#Jon: Gyatt!

[arkangelo-7]

The idea of Damian Wayne being Gen Alpha is actually the bane of my existence. Like, this little sword-wielding menace who speaks like eight languages and can quote Tacticus or something just going ham on a villain then saying “skibidi toilet rizz” before unironically hitting the griddy makes me want to kill myself

[artpoint420]

Me: Nah, I'm not into twinks. I wanna big buff man, like super buff! So buff I can sit on his bicep and he can pick me up!

Jon Arbuckle:

Me: Oh look I'm into twinks

[jon-superboy-kent]

THIS WASNT ME. WHAT THE SIGMA. DONT ACCUSE ME OF SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS DAMIAN

🙁🙁

Alpha sigma..

Skibidi toilet..

Won’t stop edging to ur gyatt..

Jonathan. I know this is you.

[incorrectbatfam]

How about Batgirls/Birds of Prey babysitting gen alpha Jon and Dami? Did the kid have fun?

Dick: What's wrong? You look like you saw a Jason.

Cass: The horrors.

Dick: What do you mean?

Steph: We've seen things we can never unsee. Heard things we can never unhear. We will never be the same again, do you understand me?

Dick: I'm confused. Weren't you just watching Damian and Jon for the afternoon?

Harper: I could only stand two minutes. And I've been stuck in a room with Punchline overnight, twice.

Dick: Okay, back up. What actually happened?

[earlier]

Barbara: Hey boys, how was school?

Damian: Kent, spill the lore.

Jon: So this sus guy in math class acts like he's a sigma rizzler mewing for BeReal clout ever since his W Roblox speedrun. No cap, he thought he's Kai Cenat on Twitch and we're from Ohio, when he's really a Big L skibidi toilet with negative aura. So at lunch, we had a GOATed idea and Fanum taxed his gyatt while he stood there cooked like an NPC.

Cass: Uh...

Harper: *gets in her car and goes home*

Steph: I'm gonna re-dig my grave.

[hyflix]

Jon and Damian: All around the skibidi bush, the monkey chased the rizzler. The monkey thought Ohio was fun. Gyatt! Goes the rizzler

Kon, eye twitching and hand gripping his mug: why did I agree to babysit?

[snowy0w1]

i need you guys to hear me out on this one

Jon arbuckle

he’s literally the first ever malewife

I need him so bad

He’s literally wearing booty shorts you can’t tell me rhat isn’t the most attractive thing you’ve ever seen

Also he literally has a GYATT LIKE WHAT

[followthe1eader]

around the time range of 1994 - early 2000s , a guitarist for a new band discoverers an app named ‘tumblr,’ this new mystery guest is munky from korn . he heard jon talking about it and decided to download it cuz why not ?

disclaimer ;; unfortunately i am not actually our beloved munky , this is only a silly roleplay account ran by @gyatt-the-life . since i am an actual human being and not a bot , please don't go too far w anything , otherwise , go crazy w asks , reblogs , ect , idgaf ! also i am the other munky account , this is just a remake blog :3

headcanons below ★

hcs ;; munky is demiboy , bisexual , and also asexual . he’s pretty open about it . not very closeted or anything . he also uses all pronouns , he/they/she/xe/zir ect , ect .

a few fun facts below ★

facts ;; when munky was an infant , he was adopted by his non-bio parents . during highschool , munky met head and the two jammed together ever since . munky has a side project band called ‘LAPD .’

[fishhhhhh-fish]

Jon gyatt…don’t blame me..blame my ideas :(

unfortunately im not feeling so good so my apologies but im still can draw in the garfrenchfries whiteboard

Take a silly picture you deserve it ;)..

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

Jon Arbuckle is my beta kitten and he has a level 7 gyatt and I'm going to use my skibidi sigma rizz to make him my bbg

what

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

SAD STORY 1

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zavVlJ4 by CROISSANTMANDINGALING I ate five homeless people is it normal for your pee to be green my dog got hiv john wick kisses you asmr donald trump eats children asmr hitlers gyatt suck my wand to the ground and i am a little bit scared to go to the bathroom and then get a new one to eat and i have a headache so bad and my stomach is so sore i can’t sleep so bad and the smell is horrible i can’t breathe but my body hurts and i can’t even sleep so bad so my stomach is just sore so bad i can’t breathe anymore i can’t breathe without my hands tying my mouth open like i have a fever so bad that my throat is so high uphill and i feel so sick i feel so weak i can’t even walk or anything like this is just so hard for my stomach is killing it is like i feel like i’m yyyyyyyyuok and my throat hurts and i can’t even feel anything i can’t breathe i can’t even breath anymore IM GONNA DIE HELP ME SOMEONE tell my friend that my dad 👨 and his friends were on my mind for some of this stuff so they asked for a refund on me so we don’t hekokk him and i just got the money and i am not okay and he is not even joking about this anymore i just wanna be okay and he just said i have to be careful with my dad so he doesn’t have a boyfriend anymore so he doesn’t get upset. Words: 253, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖 Fandoms: Ill Niño (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Creepypasta - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Characters: your mum, Tom Riddle, Frank Dillane, Nick Clark, Obese man - Character, Homeless man, Rich Man, Poor man - Character, Kim Jon Un, White Man - Character, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Christian Machado, Hitler - Character, adolf, German man 1, German man 2, German man 3, Supermn, I HATE THIS WEBSITE, A, B, C, D, G - Character, J, K, L, M, N, O - Character, Q, V, W, X, Z, You, WIR, Me, matt eoE, steve terrebery, Jojo Siwa, Tom riddles secret evil twin, Milk Man, Mopo, 😂😂🤢😢🤫😍🤔😍😂🤢🤢🤢😏😂 - Character, Big black oily men, Brirjsh man one, Batman, Jason Todd, Red Hood, man with a big gyatt, George Washington, Eve, Dumbedore, Frodo Baggins, big mob man, Dog, john wickk, Gun man, Gun Relationships: Harry Potter & George Washington Additional Tags: HOW TO GIVE BIRTH IN A POOL, very messy, Big Man - Freeform, Caseoh - Freeform, SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO RIZZ GYATT read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zavVlJ4

[ms-paints-sometimes]

actually listened to it now!! holy fuck.

the language in this one terrifies me and the bruh sound effect was more of a jumpscare than the hello jon apologies for the deception.

never in my life have i thought i'd hear jonathan sims, hear archivist of the magnus institute, london reading out hashtags.

this was a pain to listen to and i'm 100% sure jonny and alex are just fucking with us at this point.

i wouldn't have been surprised if they'd had her say "y'all've GYATT to get ink5oul tattoos!!!"

and also, INK5OUL VOICE REVEAL!!! :D i imagined them more masculine for some reason, but the voice actor did a great job regardless

ink5oul is so slaying tho, imagine doxxing someone cuz they didn't wanna rob graves for you. absolute king behaviour

haven't listened to the new episode yet but judging by the description i think ink5oul is gonna cyberbully someone into getting a tattoo and i'm all here for it

[incorrectbatfam]

love your Gen Alpha series

Can we get some Gen Alpha Damian with Talia and Lois

[at a sleepover]

Lois: Boys, time for bed.

Jon: Five more minutes, please? We're in the middle of our Minecraft Cheese Viking mini-game.

Lois: I warned you guys half an hour ago. Everything off, now.

Damian and Jon: *turn off the console and get under their sleeping bags*

Lois: Thank you.

Lois: *leaves*

Damian and Jon: *pulls out their iPads*

Lois, in the other room: *turns off the Wi-Fi*

Lois: I'm a millennial. Any tricks you have, I invented.

———————

Talia: Show me you are worthy of befriending my son.

Jon: 🥺

Talia: What is that? What are you doing?

Jon: 🥺

Talia: I command you cease your behavior this instant.

Jon: 🥺

Talia: I will consider this a draw. But do not speak of this to anyone.

———————

[at the park]

Lois: While your fathers are setting up the grill, you two can go down to the lake.

Talia: But remember what we told you.

Damian: If the toilets begin to skibidi, defend Jon. And the NPCs too.

Lois: And you, Jon?

Jon: Keep Dami safe 'cause he's gyatt human and isn't giving Kryptonian rizz.

Damian and Jon: *run off*

Lois: Do you gave any idea what they said?

Talia: Not a clue.

[incorrectbatfam]

I am only 20 this year. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO ASK WHAT a... 0.5 and... BeReal? Is? Why? Am I old? *Sobbing*

Jon: It's what you do when you're a gyatt rizzler but don't wanna simp on main 'cause that looks sus.

Damian: Translation: it's a kind of overhead selfie that makes you look more flattering to the person you are interested in on a social platform based on real-time updates.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

SAD STORY 1

by CROISSANTMANDINGALING I ate five homeless people is it normal for your pee to be green my dog got hiv john wick kisses you asmr donald trump eats children asmr hitlers gyatt suck my wand to the ground and i am a little bit scared to go to the bathroom and then get a new one to eat and i have a headache so bad and my stomach is so sore i can’t sleep so bad and the smell is horrible i can’t breathe but my body hurts and i can’t even sleep so bad so my stomach is just sore so bad i can’t breathe anymore i can’t breathe without my hands tying my mouth open like i have a fever so bad that my throat is so high uphill and i feel so sick i feel so weak i can’t even walk or anything like this is just so hard for my stomach is killing it is like i feel like i’m yyyyyyyyuok and my throat hurts and i can’t even feel anything i can’t breathe i can’t even breath anymore IM GONNA DIE HELP ME SOMEONE tell my friend that my dad 👨 and his friends were on my mind for some of this stuff so they asked for a refund on me so we don’t hekokk him and i just got the money and i am not okay and he is not even joking about this anymore i just wanna be okay and he just said i have to be careful with my dad so he doesn’t have a boyfriend anymore so he doesn’t get upset. Words: 253, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖 Fandoms: Ill Niño (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Creepypasta - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Characters: your mum, Tom Riddle, Frank Dillane, Nick Clark, Obese man - Character, Homeless man, Rich Man, Poor man - Character, Kim Jon Un, White Man - Character, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Christian Machado, Hitler - Character, adolf, German man 1, German man 2, German man 3, Supermn, I HATE THIS WEBSITE, A, B, C, D, G - Character, J, K, L, M, N, O - Character, Q, V, W, X, Z, You, WIR, Me, matt eoE, steve terrebery, Jojo Siwa, Tom riddles secret evil twin, Milk Man, Mopo, 😂😂🤢😢🤫😍🤔😍😂🤢🤢🤢😏😂 - Character, Big black oily men, Brirjsh man one, Batman, Jason Todd, Red Hood, man with a big gyatt, George Washington, Eve, Dumbedore, Frodo Baggins, big mob man, Dog, john wickk, Gun man, Gun Relationships: Harry Potter & George Washington Additional Tags: HOW TO GIVE BIRTH IN A POOL, very messy, Big Man - Freeform, Caseoh - Freeform, SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO RIZZ GYATT via https://ift.tt/zavVlJ4

[okuyassified]

Lets kick this off with the sans...es..

INK SANS. #1 INK SANS.

classic [& papyrus]

[Gaster, grillby, toriel, asgor, undyne, alphys, MTT, Burger pants]

Swap [& papyrus

Fell [do u get it yet? And their alphys wowie wow wow]

Dream

Nightmare

Killer

Dust [not papyrus..]

Horror [& and papyrus! Also Tori]

Epic

Cross [a n d p a p y r u s]

[& Xgaster, mtt,muffet, aauuggh you get it the [ofage] monsters of xtale r hot]

Error

Fetal error

Error404

Geno

Reaper

Cant have sans without Nagito! Yeah.

..and byakuya..and kyoko..🦆

Yea, yea whatever

Now what kind of tumblr user would i be not to list Vincent/William

Along with Dave miller [Davetrap too], Jack kennedy n prize counter Matt [henry miller too]😋

Peter

Steven

Harry

Jake

Roger

Rabecca

Dsaf without dailtown? I think not :3!

GINGI!!!!!!!

Randy [my beloved..]

Oliver

Karen

Jerry

Mingus' furry fanart

Norm

Springtrap

Glitchtrap

Funtime freddy

...molton freddy

Funtime foxy

Balora?

Nightmare foxy

Nightmare fredbear

Mangle.

Withered bonnie🤫🧏‍♂️

Chika, and toy chika, surprised? If yes then you're lying.

[Oh I'm out of colors, REPEAT!!]

Spamton

Jevil

Choas king

Killer queen

Tasque manager 🤫🧏‍♂️

Werewires 🦆

Rouxls

Mr.Bob [a house for alisa]

Ian 😕 [classmates, guys with pink hair i tell yea]

Gotta sweep

Baldi

Principal of the thing

Null

Salad Fingers

Zim

Professor membrane

Nny [jthm] and devi

Mr Garrison [yes from South Park]

Peppino

Fake peppino

The noise [and noisette] not doise.

Pizzahead

The vigilante

Master shake

Frylock

The mooninites [mostly my human drawing of ignignokt]

The plutonians [specifically Emory, what can i say green is an attractive color]

Richard and Nichol watterson

AND MASAMI'S MOM GYATT DAYUMN..

Grim [the grim adventures of billy and mandy]

Nergal too

Pico [fnf, hes right next to ink sans! ]

Nene

BF

GF

Mommy mearest

Daddy dearest

Monster/lemon demon

SENPI GRAAA GRAAA

The tankmen

whitty

Kapi [hurry up and call me a fury]

Pim

Charlie

Alan

Shadow the hedgehog...

and eggman specifically in the live action movies

Xavier [renegade angel]

Saiki's mom and dad i always forget their names

REIGEN ARATAKA

and serizawa

Part 2 Joseph

Part 4 jotaro

Yoshikage Kira

Akira

Rohan too

Mista 🤫🧏‍♂️stinky

Bucciarati

Abbacchio

Diavolo

Risotto

Strickly part 6 dio also Pucci

JOLYNE MY BELOVED

ANASUI TOOOOOO

Weather report 😋

Johnny

Gyro

Hotpants

DIEGO GRAAAA GRAAAAAAA

GAPPY!!! or josuk8

L!!!

Light yagami

Rem...yes ok and ryuk

MISA MISA!!!!

Naomi

MATSUDA!!!! <333

Mikami

Makima😕

Aki :3

[and if I could stick it into a song it'd be the csm into cuz holy shit fuck man]

Himeno

BILL CYPHER, SOOS, STAN, AND FORD.

Husk☹️angel dust☹️adam☹️Blitz☹️Moxxie☹️Millie☹️Loona😋Fizz☹️Stolas☹️Verosika🦆Mammon☹️Asmodeus😋Bee🤫🧏‍♂️

Luigi

Bowser too, yea

Spongebob, mr krabs, plankton, Karen and sandy specifically in the live action musical,,,,,and cartoon..

Mugman..

King dice

The devil

Cagney flower

Cala maria

Mangosteen

The friggin hand eye ghost on the phantom express, does he have a name? Idk it

Beppi the clown

Real world Hero [omori]

Herobrine

Endermen

Zombies

Skeletons [withered too]

Magma cubes? Idk why either..

Ena [well yk Ena]

Scratch [the ghost]

Fred durst

Jon Davis

Matpat

Jay, kubzscouts

Josh Hutcherson ☠️...

Matthew lillard is a given

Sigh- Jake webber

Kevin and Veronica from shameless! and lets be *frank*, Frank too..

Slenderman.

Sirenhead

And more to come

[P.s ik thats *probably* not them all but s'what i remember rn]

this bitch @okuyassified

needs to be examined I swear to god I’m gonna put him in a lab and study him like he’s the next Covid 19 because the amount of weird ass hear me outs (SOME I ENDED UP AGREEING WITH???) this guy has is INSANE.

[joyousscamperer]

heee's right am me me am he?? I am.. man... Bbrorg.. mannborg.. THAT FUCKING 21 dammmnnnn danileel I thought I was a fucking 21 you are but you're John pork do you dare me>???$#? threr are no rules man we're FUCKING FAGGOT you're not boy with b you're boy with you're not gyatting boy with ohio MR PIGRIM (Jon pork ref) IF you waaaant to 21 HA you're not the rizzler! you won't know whatg GYATT you in the I cant. I fucking can't do this

you know who the greatest rapper of all time is? William sha- sha- sha- SHAKESPEREEEEE

Yo teach! Isn't that the truth ahaha

me am?