#let’s be honest)

[adoptable-fanfic-prompts]

DP x DC Writing Prompt

For whatever reason, Tim hires Danny as a bodyguard/assistant (unaware of the ghost powers until later). Tim only did it for appearances but hey, Danny is actually really good at his job and understands completely that sometimes, Tim just needs to disappear for a bit and that it just happens to coincide with there being a problem in Gotham. Danny even lets Tim drink all the heavily caffeinated coffee he wants and doesn’t try to limit it like Tam tries to do (considering Danny drinks just about the same amount… (Tam tried to have an intervention, it did not work)). It’s going great…

… then Tim realizes that Danny has been bodyguarding him and secretly assisting him while Tim is out as Red Robin (how does Danny know Tim is Red Robin? Who knows). Eventually, Tim learns to accept it and you know what? Danny is a great partner to have… on the field… behind the scenes, that is definitely what Tim meant…

Then one day, while Tim is drinking the coffee Danny prepared for the both of them, he realizes where they both are and has just one question:

“When did Danny become his roommate?”

[cricket-mound]

NEED a fic where batman and superman have been working together for years already and then come together with the justice league

and this is fine and chill and yeah they’re the world’s finest, what more can you say. maybe they’re in a relationship or a situationship or something in between. and then one day Little Baby Robin Dick Grayson shows up with his bats.

Itty Bitty Sunshiney Child with a brightly colored outfit AND a pension for ruthlessness? holy shit this is batman and superman’s son wow. don’t know how that happened but oh well, not the strangest thing they’ve seen this week.

they all call him “your boy” or “your Robin” and neither man blinks an eye at this. half the time they says, “go ask your father,” he runs to kal. and there’s no way that kid can move like that without some kind of gravity distortion akin to superman.

until SOMEONE asks something STUPID and maybe it all ends up with this being dick’s long term plan to get his fathers, in fact, together.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

☆VOID PARADOX☆

they’re actually canon shh trust me

[secretly-a-catamount]

tim drake would rather die than kill innocent people and tim drake killed hundreds of supervillain henchpeople with long-range detonation explosives that one time are two separate headcanons that, contrary to what the fandom discourse would have you believe, can actually coexist at the same time.

there’s even a psychologist term for it.

it’s called compartmentalization!

[byler-twitter-escapee]

Bro gave his girlfriend’s dad a hug after like a year but gave his best friend a gentle nudge after five months? Come on man the closet is glass you could have started kissing him on the lips like we all know you want to and I would have been less skeptical.

[cockroachesunite]

I think this one speaks for itself

[truebluesanji]

I miss Taz Sanji so much 🥺 OPLA season 2 can’t come soon enough 💔

[gauntletgirlie]

My headcanon now is that this is Gil’s safe word.

[astarions-loverboy]

I’m so normal about him

[sendingbugs]

Is it “they’re my favorite character therefore they are exactly like me” or “they’re my favorite character because they are exactly like me”?

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Grantaire: I’m such a piece of trash

Enjolras: And as an environmentalist, it’s my duty to take out the trash. Is 8:00 pm okay?

Grantaire:

Courfeyrac: *whispers* Holy shit

[nexternalknowsthingz]

I feel like Sodapop just randomly starts laughing his ass off in the middle of the night.. just out of nowhere and it absolutely scares the crap outa Pony 😀

[rosaleelovesdilfs]

Cooper definitely gives good back massages and then turns it into back shots. 🤗slowly by moving your hair away from your neck, moving his hands lower to your hips, massaging your hips, then boom.

Might I add he definitely makes u look back at him😚

[wallflowers-in-the-wind]

Tamlin: *sees Rhysand dead and Feyre sobbing her eyes out* damn… oh well not my problem

Feyre: *ugly crying* save him!!!!!

Tamlin: *contemplating how the hell he got into this situation and the utter audacity of this bitch to demand shit from him after everything but deep down he still loves her* Alright… be happy Feyre *throws kernel of healing bs*

[laneboyheathens]

Listen I know they aren’t going to let Melshian hug but we might get arm slung over shoulder - put your weight on me while I get us out of here - and that might make me more insane actually