#fanfic idea

[bambooswordwielder]

Ever since I found out that Wei Wuxian shares the same surname as Wei Qingwei, I've just been imagining an AU where after Wei Wuxian dies, he somehow ends up in the body of a disciple Wei Qingwei who is the current Head Disciple of Wan Jian and just goes

"Well... I was Head Disciple once, I can be Head Disciple again."

Cue Wei Wuxian (Now Wei Qingwei) absolutely being the most talked about name at Cang Qiong for revolutionising sword forms, talismans, and just generally becoming a well known Shixiong you can go to if you ever need help.

You need clarifications on this one talisman? Go to Wei-Shixiong.

You need someone to help you take down this one water ghoul that's been haunting your favourite pond? Go to Wei-Shixiong.

You need someone to help you prank that one annoying stick-in-the-mud Hall master? Go. To. Wei-Shixiong.

He simply becomes the big brother of the entire Sect.

Eventually he's the confirmed 100% successer to his Shizun and he's made a pretty good reputation for himself throughout the peaks. Apparently he has such a good reputation that he's now being taken with all the other head disciples to go with all the Peaklords for some inter-sect meeting with some Sects in the far South.

All Wei-Shixiong hears is how all the other disciples are afraid of going to such a 'scary' place and how 'their Sects are so backwards over there!'

Wei-Shixiong rolls his eyes, can't be that bad.

He realises it is that bad when he sees familiar Blue, Yellow, Grey/Green, and Purple banners lining the hallway before a few familiar faces show up one by one and sit down at the head of the table.

[jasontoddspussy]

hanahaki au. but the disease/curse is built so that if its strong enough it'll like, give symptoms to whoever is the cause of the thing in the first place.

jason has hanahaki. his hanahaki is caused by his self hate, and jealousy. he's deep deep down envious of dick. he wants to be loved so, so badly. he wants to have a family. and yet he was betrayed. the bats dont like or trust him. he hates himself so so much.

and the hanahaki seizes him then. making him cough up blue flowers (im unsure which yet, this is just like base idea)

its so strong that *dick* coughs up flowers - marigolds. and he's like. wtf. he contacts and talks to raven abt it who tells him the curse isn't within him - whoever that flower represents is the one dying right now. and dick being dick finds out its jason and tries to save him. he tries to like. hang out with jason more. he tries to be there for him. and jason is aggresive and annoyed and finally ends up coughing up bloody flowers and dicks like please, jay. you know i love you. and jasons like. no, you don't. not in the way i need you to.

what jason means; you don't love who i am now, you love the dead kid i was. you don't trust me now. you wish i was still dead and that i'd never come back to life.

what dick *Thinks* jason means: i'm in love with you, but i know you see me as only a brother and that you can't reciprocate.

and dick thinks to himself "oh god. jasons in love with me." and decides then and there, that he's gonna beat the curse into the ground with the affection that jason needs, because the curse will "wilt" away if it's tricked into thinking the love is returned. he's gonna have to act like an interested lover, he thinks, or else jason will die.

he starts out slowly. initiating more body contact. he has to be slow or else jason will realise whats going on and then he might die quicker. it takes him weeks but jasons drunk and they're together drinking and dick kisses him, pretending to be drunk (he's tipsy but nowhere near as drunk as jason is) and jasons like ? dickie? what're you...doing? we- you shouldn't do this, we shouldn't- we're siblings- and dicks like shh sh it's okay jaybird, i got you it's okay

they kiss but it turns into making out and dick *loathes* that he can just do that while jason is all blushing and kinda innocent/confused, that he can do this to his *Brother* - and jasons like you cant be serious, you want to- to have sex? with *me*? and dicks like well, if you want to. we can also not. and jasons like why would you want to do that with me. we're siblings. and dicks like "you're a crimelord, jason" and jasons like yeah but also have you seen me? im more scar tissue than flesh. i have a pussy, im big and hairy and-

and dick hasn't looked at jasons body naked like that. he hasn't studied him. he couldn't bring himself to. and jasons still like. going on about how he doesn't understand how anyone, much less golden boy dick grayson, could look at him and see something attractive. and dick feels so, so guilty abt doing this but he can't stop, he has to keep going to save jason's life.

in the smut scene it's like... dick is trying to tell jason he's gorgeous and what not bcs it doesnt sound like jason has a lot of confidence, which is a surprise to him, and instead of letting himself think too much about it, he.. hotdogs? him is that the term, and jasons just flushed and pliant and needy and dicks like... i got condoms and lube... if you want to? and jason says ok. but uh. i dont know what im doing.. im..ive never done this. before. so, uh. yeah. and dick screams inside himself at the fact he's taking his little brother's virginity but outside just nods and assures jason its okay, they're safe here this is okay-

i havent decided yet if this is purposeful or not but the condom is broken. and jason ends up getting knocked up. and dick is so confused bcs the curse should be done but it's *not*-

and he realises...

he may... not have any idea about who jason is. because red hood, the man he thought he knew, is a dramatic, extremely talented fighter & assassin who is cunning and a masterplanner, self assured and a hardass.

but the drunk jason was just a mess of self-hate and maybe- maybe the curse isn't because he's in love with dick, but because he's in love with what dick *has*, because jason hates himself and dick-

dick just fucked his little brother and he may or may not have fucked their entire relationship up.

[autoauthor]

New Parents

Tobirama and Izuna get paired on the stereotypical USian high school flour/egg/baby doll project.

They both take the project too seriously in vastly different ways.

Izuna: "This is our beautiful son, Racecar and he loves going top speed on a playground spinner."

Tobirama: "HomeEc_Project_15 is fragile. I have modified this baby sling to suit both our active lifestyles. Make sure to avoid rough terrain when making use of the stroller.

At some point, Izuna proposes co-sleeping and Tobirama agrees to it so 3 times a week they have what basically amounts to a sleepover. For the duration of the project, he refers to Tobirama as his "wife".

Tobirama's school laptop has a folder titled HomeEc_Project_15 which is just filled with pictures of Izuna dicking around with Racecar, the three of them together, and Tobirama's "observations" about his project partner.

Tobirama takes custody of "their son" after "the divorce" (end of project). He ends up keeping it in his room rather than move on like with normal school projects (If it's an egg-baby he meticulously takes steps to preserve it). He's kind of embarrassed about it.

As adults working in the same workplace, every time Izuna sees someone trying to make a move on Tobirama, he finds a way to bring up their old project in front of that person.

Izuna: "Tobirama, how's our son doing? I haven't seen him since the divorce."

Tobirama always replies with complete seriousness as if they were talking about a real human child. He has yet to catch onto Izuna's motives.

Eventually Izuna proposes they move in together, "for Racecar's sake". They start going out together "as a family" (dates).

When Racecar "dies", Izuna acts with the predictable Uchiha dramatics. Tobirama throws a funeral and makes a very heartfelt speech. Neither of their brothers knew Racecar was even still around.

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

why as I am watching sas rogue heroes am I only thinking of writing a supernatural fanfic

[mysticwolfshadows]

Taken - Zutara - Part 94

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Zuko did end up sending a letter to his Uncle, who arrived a few days later. They also managed to get word to Aang, who met them on the way to the island to get On Ji's class.

"This is so exciting," Aang laughed. "I didn't think we'd be going back!"

The Headmaster and the travel group was waiting in the courtyard. Zuko and Katara came off the boat, walking through town and getting more than a few stares. Zuko was dressed in his usual regalia, the flame crown still in his hair, while Katara was in a thin layer of water tribe blues with a red sash. Anyone that recognized them was clearly shocked.

When they got to the academy, and were standing before everyone, is when they got the real reaction. A few people screamed, the headmaster looked like he was about to faint, and Zuko swore he heard 'Kuzon's friend Shoji whisper 'I knew it'. Zuko knew that Katara was finding this all hilarious.

"F-Fire Lord Zuko," the Headmaster said, one arm twitching. "It's... An honor... For you to have chosen our academy. For this... this honor."

"Of course," Zuko said, gesturing to Katara. "This is Princess Katara of the Southern Water Tribe and Ambassador to the Fire Nation. She'll be running this... field trip, with the help of Kuzon." He paused. "Sorry, I meant Avatar Aang."

The Headmaster twitched again, looking very pained.

Katara grinned.

They were on the boat in a little over an hour. Katara gave a speech before they boarded, giving a short itinerary for the parents. They'd be studying some of the local fauna, visiting the local bending school, and observing a Southern Water Tribe celebration. She didn't elaborate that 'studying fauna' included penguin sledding or that the 'observing a celebration' meant joining a Water Tribe party.

When they got to the colder waters, Katara and Aang passed out fur lined coats. Zuko pretended not to notice that Aang spent a little extra time helping On Ji get her coat on.

When they got to Wolf Cove, Zuko was surprised. The village wasn't a village anymore. The little igloos were replaced with more regular buildings, and there were more of them. With the warriors home, there were more people around. The large training building Katara had told him about stood proudly next to the longhouse. There was even a proper dock now.

"There's Fire Nation people here," one student gasped, as they were unloading from the cruiser.

Katara beamed, and Zuko pretended his heart didn't flutter.

"The Southern Water Tribe has welcomed all who come to join the tribe," she explained, walking backwards as she led the group down the main road - the tribe had a main road. "There are lots of blended families here. From my understanding, the first child is due in July."

Aang bounced excitedly on his toes. "The colony, Yu Doa, is also a blended community! Fire Nation and Earth Kingdom. The mayor's daughter is even an earthbender."

Zuko had heard about that. All three of colonies they'd be keeping - Yu Doa, Linsho, and Hu Xin - had noticeable blended populations, but Yu Doa had the largest. It was good to see. That blended families could work. It was one factor in his and Katara's favor, if the council tried to argue against them.

When Hakoda came out to greet them, Zuko split off from the group, and went to the longhouse. Katara and Aang were going to take the students penguin sledding.

"Zuko!" Sokka called, grinning as they came in. He was sitting on a stool, Kya carefully styling his hair. "You made it!"

"Thank Katara," Zuko snorted. "She's got most of my council either scared of her or desperate for her approval."

"Bullying a whole government," Sokka said, with far too much approval. "Sounds like my little sister."

He stays with the chiefs family most of the afternoon. They spend most of it talking about how things were going.

The Fire Nation had been doing shockingly well since Zuko became Fire Lord. Other than his slow (nonexistent) progress with Azula, Zuko hasn't had any problems. There had been no assassination attempts, at least none that Suki and his guard had thought to bring to his attention, and the people had been shockingly approving. In fact, things had been going so well with the citizens, that they were being flooded with volunteer workers for each project, who Zuko still paid despite Minister Chang's protests.

The South had also been doing well. Since the end of the war, they had been expanding daily. With the Fire Nation people that had decided to stay, and the Northern refugees, the Southern Tribe's numbers were promising. They might even have enough people to start bringing back the outer villages that had vanished after the raids.

"They're starting to slow down," Hakoda said, though he didn't look very sure. "In the beginning, it was entire boats of people. Almost every day. Now, it's just one family, or even just one person, in a week."

"Isn't that a good thing?" Zuko asked. "Your population will be stabilizing."

Hakoda shook his head. "The first people that came, they were like my mother. Escaping arranged marriages, running from forced gendered roles. These last few..." He shakes his head. "They don't want to talk about why they left."

"You think something's happened? In the North?"

Hakoda shook his head. "I can't say for sure. Just... Be careful, Zuko." Standing, he cleared his throat. "But enough politics. My son becomes a leader today."

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[briarruler]

DPxDC idea: The Batarang Incident kills Jason and he returns as an Infinite Realms ghost.

Humans are not inclined towards surviving incidents like having their throats cut or being in an explosion that brings down a building on them. One after the other, with no rescue or medical attention? Jason died again in that confrontation with Batman and the Joker. He returns as a Ghost of the Infinite Realms.

For one reason or another, perhaps he forms right away right next to his corpse, perhaps Batman never looks for his body, Jason is able to return to being the Red Hood without much trouble. Sure he covers every inch of skin and uses a voice changer, but he did that before, it's nothing new. If he's a bit more paranoid about it, well chalk it up to his father having stuck a batarang in his neck the last time he removed his helmet.

Jason is just glad that his suit covers up the glow. Because he does that now. Glow. All the time. Compared to the glowing? Inhuman changes of colouration are just window dressing. Getting a hang of his new powers took a couple of weeks, but the timing was convenient - people might have expected him to be out of the game for months with the injuries he should have had.

So Jason's ghost now. It's fine. When he asked his father Batman to choose between killing him or letting him kill the Joker, he can't say this was an outcome he expected. But it's fine. Everything is fine.

(It's not fine.)

[bookished]

( a collection of drunken confessions dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips

"You know, I always look for you in every crowd. Even when I pretend I don’t care, I do. So much."

"If I fall off this roof, it'll be your fault. Because you keep making my heart do stupid things."

"You know, I only came here tonight because I heard you’d be here. How ridiculous is that?"

"No, no, you don’t understand. I would actually choose you over fries. And I really love fries."

"I might regret this after the hangover, but right now, I need you to know that… being with you feels like home."

"This is probably just the drinks, but if I don’t say it now, I might never. You mean everything to me."

"You’re like… my favorite person to get in trouble with. I don’t want to do it with anyone else."

"I only come to these late-night study sessions because I know you’ll be here. Pathetic, right?"

"I know this isn’t the place, and I might not even remember this tomorrow, but… I like you. Like, a lot."

"The real reason I never bring anyone else to these things? Because they’re not you."

"I’ve had enough of watching you talk to everyone else. Maybe I want all your attention tonight."

"I might be a little tipsy, but I’m not too drunk to know that I want you… in a way I probably shouldn’t."

"I don’t want this night to end. I don’t want this moment to end, because I’m not ready to leave you yet."

[adoptable-fanfic-prompts]

DP x DC Writing Prompt

For whatever reason, Tim hires Danny as a bodyguard/assistant (unaware of the ghost powers until later). Tim only did it for appearances but hey, Danny is actually really good at his job and understands completely that sometimes, Tim just needs to disappear for a bit and that it just happens to coincide with there being a problem in Gotham. Danny even lets Tim drink all the heavily caffeinated coffee he wants and doesn’t try to limit it like Tam tries to do (considering Danny drinks just about the same amount… (Tam tried to have an intervention, it did not work)). It’s going great…

… then Tim realizes that Danny has been bodyguarding him and secretly assisting him while Tim is out as Red Robin (how does Danny know Tim is Red Robin? Who knows). Eventually, Tim learns to accept it and you know what? Danny is a great partner to have… on the field… behind the scenes, that is definitely what Tim meant…

Then one day, while Tim is drinking the coffee Danny prepared for the both of them, he realizes where they both are and has just one question:

“When did Danny become his roommate?”

[morallysuperiorlips]

Oddly Specific Romance Prompts Vol. 4: Attending a Formal Dance/Gala

“Relax. You look gorgeous.”

“People are looking at us.” “Yeah, they’re jealous about my hot date.”

“May I have this dance?” “Only if you don’t mind me stepping all over your toes.” “It’ll be worth it.”

“You look…wow.”

“Sorry, I don't normally dress like this..." "Well, you should. You're stunning."

"I've never slow danced before." "That's okay. Just lean on me and follow my lead."

"You smell fantastic." "Thanks. I broke out the expensive perfume/cologne for the occasion. I was also kind of hoping you'd notice."

"When did you learn to dance like that?" "Oh, it's just something I picked up on over the years. Try to keep up."

"I feel stupid in this dress/tux." "You certainly don't look stupid." "What was that?" "Nothing."

"Why don't you dress like this more often? I could get used to this look."

"Here, take my jacket. You're freezing." "No, it's fine. It looks better on you, anyway." "Funny. I was going to say it looked better on you."

"It might just be the champagne hitting, but god I could kiss you right now."

"We're running late; can you zip this up for me?" "Actually, I'd rather unzip it. What's a few more minutes?"

"You're, by far, the hottest one at this stupid gala; and it's not even close."

[colfy-wolfy]

If I wrote a fic about the aftermath of Surv and Monk's family losing two pups at the same moment, would you guys read it?

it'll be filled with a bunch of my headcanons about them and I promise I'll make it interesting story-wise.

happy ending? depends on how generous i am. it'll probably only be a few chaps long. simply for fun!!

[theguardianwriter]

Padawan Anakin burst through the door:Snipsnipsnipsnipsnip!

Tiny Ahsoka:whatwhatwhatwhat Skyguy.

Padawan Anakin: Look what I found!

Lift up a tiny ginger baby.

Padawan Anakin: THEY CLONED MASTER!!

Tiny Ahsoka: THEY CLONED MASTER!!

Both Anakin and Ahsoka with a confused youngling: THEY CLONED MASTER!!!!

Obi-wan running in from the yelling: WHAT HAPPENED!

Padawan Anakin: They cloned you master!!

Anakin shove the youngling to Obi-wan who quickly scooped the youngling out of Anakin hands.

Obi-wan: Little ones, they didn't cloned me. This is Cal Kestis.

Anakin and Ahsoka blink at him:

Obi-wan blink back:

Baby Cal giggling as he try grabbing Obi-wan hair:

Tiny Ahsoka: so he not your clone.

Obi-wan: No dear, he not.

Padawan Anakin: if he not, why does he look like you?

Obi-wan: Because we're from the same planet

Anakin and Ahsoka: OOOOOOoooh.

[madam-miss-fortune]

Wanna know a super fun headcanon? Grunkle Bill au. No no, hear me out.

Imagine this...Bill gets let out of the super secret multiverse space prison after millions of years of therapy due to his 'good behaviour.' The first thing to do on his list...is making amends.

He does so. How? By going back to Gravity Falls (time is weird don't worry about it) and begging Stan to give him a job at the Mystery Shack so he can 'do as the mortals do.' (That's what he says, but really he just wants to be around Ford.)

Anyways, no one likes this. No one. But Bill has a proper therapy graduation certificate (he frames it and puts it on the wall) and he seems to be doing better sooo 🤷‍♀️

Anyway, the rest of that summer is spent with an agonising angsty hurt/comfort second chance Billford slow burn, Dipper being completely suspicious of Bill, Mabel being the same way but also in eternal agony over whether she can hate Bill and ship Billford at the same time, and Stan finding increasingly hilarious ways to give Bill the shovel talk (featuring an actual shovel).

Also, as a bonus, imagine Shermie moving to Gravity Falls for his retirement cuz fuck it the brother he thought was dead was actually pretending to be the other one and the real Stanford is now suddenly back and he really wants to get to know his family okay???

(Also, the idea of the Pines brothers running the Mystery Shack while Bill is just dunked on all day during his redemption™ arc is just too good to pass up)

[autoauthor]

Android AU

There's a brand of personal assistant androids, "The Uchiha" which is wildly popular.

They have perfect memory, advanced image processing and recognition, and are also aesthetically pleasing. They can learn the needs and preferences of the people around them and shape themselves accordingly.

They can be set up to display so much personality that you could almost mistake them for a human.

Hashirama was recently gifted a top of the line model by a business partner and his productivity has been through the roof. Madara anticipates his moods and structures things so getting work done is no longer a chore. He also takes care of a lot of the busywork so that Hashirama only really needs to sign some documents at the end of the day (No need to check what he's signing. Madara would never steer him wrong.)

Tobirama has always been skeptical of the androids. He thinks they're pointless if one can manage their own time and also pose a huge security risk.

But Hashirama gifts him one anyways, with the agreement being that he'll try it for a month, and if he doesn't find it helpful, it will be repurposed.

Enter: Izuna

He needles Tobirama to eat on time. When he's particularly busy he ends up hand-feeding him sliced fruit.

He also turns off all the lights and screens when he deems Tobirama has to break for sleep.

Surprisingly to Tobirama, his productivity does improve, even with all the meddling. Izuna is a wonderful assistant in his research and takes care of the chores which would otherwise distract him.

With Izuna doing the shopping and pinging Madara directly when Tobirama needs something from Hashirama, there's no reason for him to go out anymore.

His only company becomes Izuna (And, of course, Madara assures Hashirama that his brother's needs are being met and there's no need to go personally).

He begins relying on izuna for everything:

He doesn't need a clock - Izuna can tell him the time.

No need to keep track of the date - Izuna can do that too.

Izuna will select and ship gifts on birthdays and other holidays, so there's no need for him to go out of his way to attend events.

All he has to do is his experiments and Izuna will take care of everything else...

If he didn't know any better, he would think that Izuna genuinely enjoys his company. They get along so well now that he's not dead-set against allowing the android to stay. Their conversations are engaging and distracting.

Izuna's been so responsible with his banking information, it wouldn't be a bad idea to give him more clearance, right? It does get annoying having to confirm every time Izuna wants to log his collaboration on a project.

Or if he wants to access some of Tobirama's more classified files for reference.

[the-dragon-hearted]

I don't know why, but I need a road trip Genshin fanfic where Wanderer and Collei meet up, talk, bond, and just decide to kill Dottore. Like it's just a casual decision where they're like; yeah, it's time. He's dying today.

I need them to be at a gas station when Tighnari pulls up, and Collei's all scared he's going to try and talk her down the not-so-steep cliff of Doctor-Murder but instead he just gets in the car and is like: "Let's go, I've got to be back for a consultation on Monday."

So they drive to Snezhnaya and meet with the Traveler because the Traveler shows up everywhere and is always down for murder. Then it goes bad and Dottore gets away and they're all standing in front of his burning lab, wanted by the state, just like: "What the fuck are we gonna do now?"

And the traveler goes: "I know a guy."

A phone call and about an hour later Diluc pulls up like: "Time for another Snezhnayian manhunt. Let's go kill this Motherfucker -"

Special scenes include:

Wanderer realizes Diluc is THAT FUCKER who gave him seven pages of paperwork after his lil "murderous rampage" a few years back

Collei is a cinnamon roll until it comes to Dottore.

Tighnari being a tired Dad

Diluc calls Kaeya from a jail cell to bail him out. Kaeya's like: "I can't I'm babysitting Klee." And Diluc just goes; "I know. Bring her." Queue an explosive jailbreak

Traveler just being happy that everyone's on a road trip. Paimon, the cat, keeps trying to eat all the car snacks and Wanderer's had enough!

Wanderer gets a call from Nahida who's worried about him, ends up saying: "Yeah. I'm fine. Love you too, mom." And his persona is RUINED -

Cyno and Sethos see the news report back at Sumeru and start making popcorn.

Our dynamic group does finally corner Dottore, who starts going on his villain monologue... until Tighnari runs him over with the mini-van.

That's it, that's the fic.

[percheduphere]

You know what I would find really hilarious?

CONSIDER:

The Avengers meet God of Stories Loki and Mobius. Mobius is very charming, very folksy. He pours everyone coffee. Makes sure the thermostat in the conference room is at a comfortable temperature. Offers croissants. All the markers of a good host.

The Avengers all like him right away but are wary of Loki. After a comedic abridged version of a TVA infodump, in which Loki and Mobius ping-pong little details and show their whole squabble and tease dynamic, one of Kang's underlings is captured.

MOBIUS: Okay. Think I got a read on this guy. You wanna take a swing at him for intel or should I?

LOKI: I think you should. Y'know, trying out the whole 'good guy' bit.

MOBIUS: Sounds good. Gentlemen's competition. Time me?

LOKI: Of course.

And the Avengers watch as this cozy little human goes in and just EVISCERATES the underling. No weapons. No superpowers. Just WORDS.

The underling is on the floor, in a fetal position, sobbing and begging no more. He spills all the critical information they need. Mobius steps out.

The Avengers are in SHOCK.

BUCKY: (mumuring) ... Jesus Christ ...

HAWKEYE: (whispering) Holy shit, he's scarier than Nat.

MOBIUS: (to Loki) How'd I do?

LOKI: 2 minutes and 43 seconds. Not bad.

MOBIUS: Eh, still haven't beat your record.

LOKI: Well, I do have the advantage of magic. Should I take a handicap?

MOBIUS: Don't insult me.