#they are both idiots

[starchaser45]

Regular writers: The two main characters can't be both idiots one of them has to be smart

Merlin:

[adoptable-fanfic-prompts]

DP x DC Writing Prompt

For whatever reason, Tim hires Danny as a bodyguard/assistant (unaware of the ghost powers until later). Tim only did it for appearances but hey, Danny is actually really good at his job and understands completely that sometimes, Tim just needs to disappear for a bit and that it just happens to coincide with there being a problem in Gotham. Danny even lets Tim drink all the heavily caffeinated coffee he wants and doesn’t try to limit it like Tam tries to do (considering Danny drinks just about the same amount… (Tam tried to have an intervention, it did not work)). It’s going great…

… then Tim realizes that Danny has been bodyguarding him and secretly assisting him while Tim is out as Red Robin (how does Danny know Tim is Red Robin? Who knows). Eventually, Tim learns to accept it and you know what? Danny is a great partner to have… on the field… behind the scenes, that is definitely what Tim meant…

Then one day, while Tim is drinking the coffee Danny prepared for the both of them, he realizes where they both are and has just one question:

“When did Danny become his roommate?”

[sheikfangirl]

"You're still so nervous around me... Relax."🤭

Note: I found this in my doodle folder. Its old and Im pretty sure its based on a reference...

[janahanooo]

Yuu: do you guys celebrate valentines day?

Ace: obviously?

Yuu: oh okay

Yuu: I want to ask Horntorn to be my valentine, so I was worried you guys don't do that here. But now I'm relived

Ace: horntorn? Who-? Omg

Ace: you mean Draconia senpai??????

Yuu: yeah?

Ace: oh lords, yeah good luck

Yuu: fucker, I have been tring to tell him with the help of Lilia, so I better be lucky. Don't jinx it for me

Yuu: hey horntorn!

Malleus: oh? Child of man, what a pleasure seeing you!

Yuu: I wanted to give you these... here.

Yuu: *gives him a giftbox and a letter*

Malleus: may I know the reason for these gifts?

Yuu: uuhh.. j- just read the letter first!

Malleus: as you wish. *opens the letter*

"Dear Horntorn,

I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time. However, I never really had time, or something came up. So I tell you here, in this letter.

Malleus Draconia, I love you. I fancy you. I admire you. For a long time I have been. I'm not quite sure if you noticed yet, but I have asked Lilia to help me giving you signs of my love. So, can ask you...

Would you be my valentine?"

Malleus: ...child of man.

Yuu: oh god I knew it it was a dumb idea, of course I understand if you don't feel the same.. I'm not even sure what I was thinking? Why would you love me of all people? I'm very sorry-

Malleus: child of man. Calm down. *smiles at Yuu*

Malleus: I do love you too, and I have been too trying to court you. However, it seems dragon courting is very different from the human way.

Yuu: ...so when you offered to kidnap me from P.E. was actually you... courting?

Malleus: ...yes...

Yuu: oh. OH. It seems the both of us are oblivious

Malleus: it seems like that. So, for the question my answer is, yes. I would love to be your valentine.

[ogdegenerate]

Bowser has shit pick up lines.

This is not me saying that Bowser has no rizz, infact he’s very handsome in koopa standards and can be very swave when he wants to be. The thing is that his confidence and presentation is the only thing making up his charisma.

I shit you not, bowser will say the most corniest, cringiest, and downright left field shit to you and grin as if he was a poetic genius.

Peach tries not to laugh out of sheer awkwardness because bowser WILL take it as a successful flirt. The only people who have the balls to point out the koopa king’s lack of game is Mario, Daisy, Kamek, and the older koopalings. (Wendy is very mean about it). Everyone else is either too afraid to tell it to the king’s face or is actually caught up in Bowser’s hype.

Now LUIGI is the only of very few people to actually get verbally seduced by bowser. Luigi doesn’t really have any standards of pick up lines, pretty much because he barely gets complemented and even gets flirted on even less. He also find the goofiness very charming. The first time Bowser flirted with Luigi, he got really flustered, and the koopa kings ego grew three times as big to the dismay of everyone.

Luigi: “Mario, He’s not-a THAT bad!”

Mario: “Mio fratello, the princess with her explosive speech is better with her words!”

Now you think that since bowser can dish it out as much as he can take, and you’d pretty much be right. As royalty, people do sing his praises and talk about how hot he is. But you had to see the flabbergasted face of King Bowser once Luigi muster up the courage to flirt back. It was like if a cave man discovered FIRE. Bowser’s entire face was redder than his hair and eyes. Reptile brain full on blue screened. He was hooked.

And no, luigi isn’t this secret love master, he (and mario) just has that autistic rizz. And bowser not having his feelings reciprocated to someone he was romantically interested for most of his life played a big part in that.

At this point it’s a game of quick draw, whoever flirts first makes the other a red puddle of giggles with a belly full of butterflies.

[nico00235]

How to show Affection 101: Lick your partner´s cheek so you can make sure how they taste to recognize their flavor

[catboy-medic-tf2]

im letting my urges win, can you please draw medic head-patting a sad soldier??🫣‼️

I thought this idea was so silly that I felt I should animate it

[roxthemoonchild]

Snape: Do you think-?

Potter: No I don't. Next question.

[cybernightart]

late valentines day doodle i forgot to post lol

gotta love character development XD

(also sneak peak at my monty design)

these drawings where actually done months apart so its kinda realistic to how my au goes XD if you change the 4 months in to years at least.

sleepy bear hugs<3

i need to finish this at some point

Human glamFronnie doodle 💅✨

Kith

Now just some additional Freddy doodles, because my Freddy has a cape lol

[zonxter]

whiteboard tingies !!1!

[acediaedeus]

I just know coming off of the battle high after a spar with Ichigo makes Grimmjow a little bit dumb, and he’s suddenly all loose, and relaxed. a cat readying for a nap after eating a mouse it caught for lunch.

so obviously this state of his leads to some interesting revelations. because the first time Ichigo witnesses this abrupt relaxation he immediately goes into panic mode, and hurries over to check on Grimmjow. but all Ichigo gets when he grasps his forearm to pull the fucker up and get him into the healing spring, is a half-lidded look full of reverence and satisfaction, which hits him like a freight train, and makes him go dumb too. because, sure, he’s witnessed his fair share of Grimmjow’s satisfied looks. but all of them were marred by blood splattered across Grimmjow’s everything, coating his sword, his hands, a lot of the times his teeth (asshole loves taking a bite out of him), they were pure battle and blood thirstiness. this? this is wholly uncharted territory. it’s soft, and contented, and all around nothing like what Grimmjow is. and then it hits Ichigo that maybe he doesn’t know what Grimmjow is like at all. and then, for the first time in his life, he finds himself jealous, of all things. because there definitely someone that does know this side of his favourite Arrancar (there isn’t).

also, let it not be forgotten, that Ichigo’s kind of an idiot, at least when it comes to things that aren’t beating up thugs and gods, or Shakespearean tragedies and dramas. so it should be no surprise that this also happens to him. that just like Grimmjow, he too, becomes just a tiny but dumber. but instead of a cat that got the mouse, he’s more akin to a lizard basking on a sun-warmed rock.

revelations come from this too. and although at the start of their arrangement Grimmjow isn’t even close to being so nice as to help the asshole up, and make sure he’s fine, that doesn’t stop Ichigo from propping himself up on his elbows and beaming an absolutely blinding smile at Grimmjow, before passing the fuck out. and because Grimmjow is still unsure of what’s to happen now, and also not at all accustomed or prepared for human interaction, he thinks the bastard’s good will ran out already, and this is some pathetic last resort attack on his senses. but Kurosaki’s not moving, very obviously sleeping (and isn’t that an insane power move? “hey look, I’m so sure you’re not anywhere near my level, that I’m going to sleep right in front of you, my enemy.” downright mocking, how dare he). he opens a Garganta, and ditches as fast as his sonído will allow, before his brain even starts trying to find any other explanations as to what THAT was. he tries not to think about it, and swears to, from now on, leave before Kurosaki attempts any bullshit.

but the next time it happens some stupid curiosity wins out, and he stays, and he watches as the Shinigami does the whole routine all over again, and… Grimmjow suddenly can’t breathe, can’t take his wide (surely from fear) eyes off of Kurosaki’s prone figure, his face bursts into flames, his mouth runs dry, and that useless dead heart in his chest beats out of rhythm. whatever he’s doing, whatever that attack is, it’s working, and Grimmjow better get away fast.

later, much later, Grimmjow will realise that the reaction he, at first, classified as a symptom of poisoning, was him falling in love with the way Kurosaki’s permanently scowling face stretches out in an expression of pure joy just for him to see.

[whuuuuuuhhh]

someone pls come and sedate her

[unlawfulchaos]

Ice: Honey bun?

Mav: Yes?

Ice, blushing: I meant, would you like one?

Mav: Oh. Yeah, thanks. Sugar?

Ice: Yes?

Mav, also blushing: I was just asking if you want sugar in your coffee.

Ice, flustered: Oh, yes please.

*Both flustered and avoiding eye contact*

Goose, at the table, head in hands: This is painful to watch.

Slider, sighing: I'm embarrassed for them.

[spiney-oofet]

happy love day

bonus doodle

[someonestolemymacandcheese]

gulp

draw harcody if you want

😛

Heh.. harody. They are both LOSERS.

[watcherinthesky225]