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Worst part about college is when you finally finish all of your immediate assignments and think you’ll finally get a break only to realize you now have other assignments to finish

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Cozy autumn outfit 🍂🧡

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They're fighting over who gets to play Wii first

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"commenting is hard i never know what to say" this is an actual comment i left on a fic last night

you can literally write anything you want

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Northern star✨ ...phone, iPad and desktop wallpaper, LINK! ^o^

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Irt your ace at an orgy thing. I went to a lot of parties in college that turned into orgies, and spent most of them making spaghetti. Because orgies work up an appetite, and most dorms have the makings of spaghetti in them.

I told that story at work once and a coworker walked away with the idea that I’m turned on by spaghetti. Instead of the possible thought that someone would rather do something nice for their friends than fuck on a futon.

same hat. A girl in my university was so blown away when I told her I just don’t think about sex or people’s bodies that she asked what I did with “all that space instead”. I just went like. Idk books and stuff. I like reptiles. Lizards are p cool and she was like “YOU WANNA FUCK LIZARDS”

like damn. can’t a guy have hobbies. I don’t fuck. Dick small swag tiny, leave me alone

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NBC News: Outbreaks of rabies rising across the U.S., CDC surveillance suggests

"As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs — and their owners — becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in a nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism."

jesus christ are people stupid about vaccines. you think your dog can get autism??? so you'd rather risk it dying from rabies?????

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No, actually, i want cables and not bluetooth, i don't want touchscreens, i want buttons and knobs, i want to be able to take the battery out of my phone, i want to charge my phone and plug in head phones at the same time, i want a cd drive in my laptop and not have to buy an external drive, i want a car without a display, i want to turn on the lights with a switch not with my voice, i want to have a paper cinema ticket not a QR code, i want to listen to illegally burned music on a 00s cd player, i want to watch movies that i actually own, i want to read news once a day on paper, i want to aimlessly flick through magazines and not doomscroll on social media, i want to write emails and not talk to chatbots, i want to own stuff without hundreds of digital subscriptions, i want

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a fandom doesn’t die because the source material ended btw. it only dies if fans stop talking about it. so it will always stay alive even if just one person still talks and is passionate about it.

support artists. comment nice things on their fics, leave kudos on their fics, like and reblog their art, engage with posts about your blorbo if you don’t want your fandom to die.

bbc merlin, house md, nbc hannibal have all ended for more than a decade and their fandoms are still as alive and active as ever. they literally trend here every other month. we can be like them <3

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if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

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Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you! Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two! You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control-

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HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

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I would have avenged [Jango]… I would have killed the man that took my father from me. But this too was taken from me. I have grown since then. The man who killed my father is long gone. But my anger remains.

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem

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hii so the earbuds that keep me sane at work have left this mortal coil & i can't afford new ones 😭

i made a throne wishlist that i'm also gonna put in my pinned, if anyone wants/is able to donate towards a new pair (yay crowdfunding option)

there are one million causes more important than this, so please understand i'm not begging or pressuring for them 😅 they'd just be nice