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[im-still-watching-anime]

naruto: do you ever think about how kakashi-sensei acts more like our dad than our teacher?

sasuke, thinking about fugaku: don’t be stupid he’s way too nice to us to be like a dad

[kakairuprobably]

Asuma : Looks like Kakashi is thirsty

Gai : Should I bring him some water?

Asuma : no, he’s thirsty

Gai : Oh, I should bring him Iruka then

[ladykissingfish]

*in the Hokage office*

Kakashi: So, Obito … we need to talk.

Obito: About?

Kakashi: You know I’m extremely grateful that you’ve “seen the light”, as they say, and have decided to live out the rest of your days in peace here in Konoha. Which, frankly, wouldn’t have been possible if a certain somebody hadn’t become Hokage in enough time to pardon your various crimes …

Obito: *rolls his eyes and slumps back in his chair* You never miss a chance to remind me of that, do you? And anyway don’t you think that forcing me to be your advisor is enough of a punishment?

Kakashi: *snorts a laugh* Right; like you didn’t all but beg for this job. You said, and I quote, “Nobody else would have the brains to advise you on how to wipe your ass, let alone run a village, Bakashi.”

Obito: Your point being?

Kakashi: My point is, I AM in charge of the safety of Konoha. The peace of it. And … to make sure its laws are upheld.

Obito: Yes? And? I haven’t so much as jaywalked since I’ve been back!

Kakashi: *sighs* That’s not it, Obi. I’m, well, this is a delicate matter, but as the Hokage and more importantly as your friend, I feel it’s my duty to bring this up to you, so —

Obito: Geez, spit it out already, Bakashi!

Kakashi: Okay. It’s about that blonde.

Obito: … Deidara? What about him?

Kakashi: *gets up and starts pacing around* I can turn a blind eye to a lot of things, Obito. But something like this —

Obito: Hey, you pardoned his crimes, too, remember? And since then, has he done one single thing to step out of line?

Kakashi: It’s not that. It’s, well, for Kami’s sake, Obi, you’re thirty-two years old!

Obito: … Yes? And?

Kakashi, face red: That … boy, he can’t possibly be more than sixteen, seventeen years old. The … relationship that you two share, do you honestly think that’s an appropriate situation for the Hokage’s advisor to be in? 

Obito: *is silent for a few moments, then bursts out laughing* 

Kakashi: Oi, I’m not judging you, idiot! I’m just pointing out that —

Obito: You moron, Deidara is twenty years old!!

Kakashi: … Seriously?

Obito: Yes! I know I’m a war criminal but I have some moral standards! 

Kakashi: *sits back down, visibly relieved* Hm. Twenty, eh? He certainly doesn’t look like it. Lucky him.

Obito: *goes to Kakashi and playfully punches him on the shoulder* You’d look a lot younger, too, if you didn’t spend so much time worrying over dumb shit like this.

Kakashi: *sighs* You sound like Gai. He’s always on me about needing to relax more.

Obito: That’s another thing. You want to berate me for dating Deidara, but you’re practically married to beast-face? Really? Tsk. Talk about low standards …

Kakashi: Hey! Gai is warm and sweet and kind, and his tai-jutsu would even best someone as skilled as YOU, asshole! What’s that blonde of yours do again? Make little birds and blow things up? Ooooh, how impressive!

Obito: First of all, there’s not a man alive who could rival Deidara’s strategic mind or his battle skill. He thinks out twenty moves ahead of his opponents while they’re still sitting around with their thumbs up their asses! And you want to talk about handsome? Good God, there was never a finer, more put-together man than my Deidara!

Kakashi: Seriously? Have you never seen Gai’s muscles?? If you want to talk about “put together”, then —

Deidara and Gai, standing in the doorway, having brought Kakashi and Obito lunch: 

[oh-no-its-bird]

TORA AU TIME YES ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN !!!

Ok so first, quoting this from a previous tora au post:

Personal take here: I don't think Itachi likes being in charge! That boy is a born, built, and bred shinobi who follows what he is told to a perfect T, no matter how blatantly horrifically awful the order is! Even if hates it with all of his heart! He'll still fucking do it! And then only blame himself for it and not the guy who fucking ordered it! Because he'll still obey that guy after! Which also adds another fun layer of irony bc hes supposed to be clan head one day! To me, Itachi is a fascinating subject of having an unshakable, unbreakable iron will— and also having absoloutley no spine To be fair tho was also like. Fuckin 13. He was fucked up and was tricked at a very, very young age and unfortunatley that one mistake came to chain him to that one specific way of thinking. If he came to grow out of that way of thinking, he'd first have to admit he'd made a mistake, which wasn't gonna happen bc it was too late for regrets. But anyways: With Tora here Itachi has another "voice of reason" to help steer him away from other voices who might otherwise bind him. There isn't as much pressure on only him + Shisui to here and now choose what they (and only they) will choose to do to save the entire clan or Konoha Tora is a natural leader and quick to take charge, and Itachi is ok with that. When Itachi chooses to speak, he is listened to carefully and his opinions are taken seriously, which is all he can ask for tbh. Otherwise he's allowed to sit there and look pretty till given a nice, neatly wrapped plan approved by 2 people he can really, truly trust. So he's doing a bit better mentally than canon Anyways, in this AU I think Itachi should actually get to semi-retire as a shinobi and actually Sasuke gets to be clan head bc his brother ain't built for it. Plus it can play more into the stuff I was talking ab earlier about Sasuke struggling a lot more than those around him to learn different stuff (sealing especially) only to come out as one of the most terrifying in what he eventually masters. Let the second son inherit!! Let Sasuke have a defining character moment where he decides he wants to help guide the clan, and he's forced to kind of get over his brother worship to confront Itachi to say he doesn't think he'd make the best clan head. And Itachi let's out this sigh of relief he did not know he has been holding for his entire life and tells Sasuke he's proud of him.

With that in mind ^

I think the ultimate ironic pairing for the finale of the Tora AU would be Tora and Itachi ending up together, but with Itachi as the retired ninja housewife and Tora the big boi breadwinner

The ultimate fuck you twist call back to all Tora's parents talk of Tora needing to find a "good man to take care of you" + irony from them originally cheering Tora on when they learned he and itachi were friends bc they thought he'd snag him as a husband and the culmination of Itachi's "I don't really want to be in charge actually" arc

I love a full circle !!

Sasuke is Itachi's best man and Shisui is Tora's and Kakashi gets to walk Tora down the isle instead of his parents who he has no real attachment to

Actually POV I fucking kill off the Haruno's and Tora and Sakura have to deal w the death of their parents, who they both had very complicated relationships with but relationships nonetheless

Mmm I kinda like that, putting that in my back pocket for now

I honestly don't even know how the romance would happen, tbh I'm not the biggest romance fan but I just love the progression of it in the narrative. I think it'd be a cool end to their story, I'll sweat the little details later

Maybe they aren't even in love fr fr

Oh my god wait no hear me out

HEAR ME OUT

Itachi getting out of being clan head via marrying Tora. Don't ask me how this works. They aren't even like in love or anything but Itachi is using Tora as a political shield to fuck off and enjoy his housewife retirement actually.

Tora is similarly using this for one of his infamous political plots somehow, it's all part of his master plan and as usual itachi is just happy to go along for the ride

,,,the perfect queer platonic besties end to their arc ,, I love it this is my new ideal endgame

Sasuke drops that he's gonna fight Itachi to be clan head and Itachi one ups him by going "oh cool. Guess I don't need to marry Tora then."

Queue Sasuke spit take "You don't need to WHAT"

"Yeah we were gonna get married as part of a 10 step plan to help Tora take over the clan council + get me out of being clan head by abusing some old laws Tora found."

"??????????"

"I guess I'll tell Tora we don't need to do it anymore. I'm happy for you, little brother."

"???????????????????"

Anyways yeah, thinking ab tora au again.

I just finished re-reading my vault fic chapter for it and am having Thoughts(tm)

[rcmclachlan]

Comfort Fanfic Recs

Tagged by @liminalmemories21

Rules: What are your old school comfort fics? The ones from fandoms that haven't been active in yeeeaaars, but you've read so many times you can practically quote them.

I've been in fandom since 1999 and a lot of my old, old comfort fics have been lost to time (remember Kira and Shell's sprawling X/1999 fic "16:1"? No? Just me?). Here are the ones I can still access:

Sheppard's Law by cesperanza (SGA, John/Rodney)

"Weird? You don't know what weird is. Weird is being in a-- with the-- and the crazy alien--" He stopped, incoherent, hands flailing. "And then your best friend is twelve, and you're his piano teacher. That--now, you're talking weird!"

Aftermath, USA by traveller (Generation Kill, Brad/Nate)

The morning of the assassination, Patti Jankowski got up, took a long shower and towel dried her hair before braiding it into two long ropes that hung over her shoulders. She put on jeans, a t-shirt that showed Mickey Mouse saluting the American Flag, a light tan windbreaker and her comfortable blue SAS sneakers. In her shoulder bag she put a Smith and Wesson .22 caliber revolver, and an umbrella. The forecast was for a 62% chance of rain.

So Are They All, All Honourable Men by seperis (BBC Merlin, Arthur/Merlin)

Considering Arthur's future wife will be chosen less for compatibility than for her political value, Merlin may be the only marriage he'll have that won't end in bloodshed or a great deal of fortifying wine.

Alter Egos by Aishuu (Cardcaptor Sakura, gen-ish)

Yukito and Yue… where does one end and the other begin? To maintain his happiness with Touya, Yuki goes to a counselor and drags her into his world on a dark odyssey that will strain the boundaries of the human psyche. (RC's note: Aishuu finished this fic in 2003. Isn't that wild?)

Beyond the Veil by Atalan/Helene (Harry Potter, Sirius/Remus)

Set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil.

How to File Form 39-B by thehoyden (Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka)

The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

Transcendental by astolat (SGA, John/Rodney)

tran·scen·den·tal (trăn'sĕn-dĕn'tl) adj. 1. Philosophy. Concerned with the a priori or intuitive basis of knowledge as independent of experience. 2. Surpassing all others; superior. 3. Beyond common thought or experience. 4. Mathematics. Of or relating to a real or complex number that is not the root of any polynomial that has positive degree and rational coefficients.

Blackbird by emungere (NBC Hannibal, Hannibal/Will)

Shortly after Will kills Garret Jacob Hobbs, he and Hannibal stumble into a D/s relationship. It's a relief to have Hannibal telling him what to do, but the closer they become, the closer he gets to realizing who and what Hannibal really is.

Static by nightanddaze (Generation Kill, Brad/Nate)

It starts on the first day of a war with broken radios.

Prayers for the Living by Fahye, littledust (XMFC, Charles/Erik)

AU from midway through the film, looking at what might have happened if Azazel had (sensibly) teleported to Russia and Emma had (sensibly) gone recruiting baby mutants. In which Moira is badass, actions have consequences, and Charles and Erik manage to have some feelings when they're not racing around the country.

Tagging @screamlet, @alchemistc, @geddyqueer, @firehose118, @beanarie

@waldorph, @ephieshine, @iphyslitterator, @theroseandthebeast,

[kakasaku-week-2023]

And the prompts for KakaSaku Week 2023: (AU)gust are live! Come explore our favorite couple in all the universes. Each day has two trope prompts to choose from, as well as a challenge quote to include, all submitted and voted upon my our lovely server members.

Feel free to fulfill one, two, or all three of each day's prompts. Fics, art, moodboards, songs, we want to see them all! (It's understood that some of these may require a little more explanation, so see below the cut for details.)

Have questions? Want to brainstorm with others? Need to gush about KakaSaku in general? Send us an ask.... or come join our Discord! We're open for ONE WEEK starting today, ending next Sunday (6/25), approximately 3:30pm PDT.

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(AU)GUST PROMPTS (August 6-12, 2023)

Day 1 - Historic AU (Think regency, medieval, Victorian eras. Ancient Egypt, Greece, Rome... The 80's? Take your pick!) 🌸Trapped in a Small Space 🌸Innocent 🐺"Never cruel or cowardly."

Day 2 - Someone Else's Show (What if Kakashi was a waterbender? What if Sakura was a Slytherin? Explore all of your TV/movie possibilities today!) 🌸Domesticity 🌸Wingman/Wingwoman 🐺"Should I stay or should I go?"

Day 3 - Modern AU (Probably the most self-explanatory... Have fun!) 🌸3 A.M. 🌸Missed Connections 🐺"You have my sword."

Day 4 - Fantasy AU (Give me your best Elvish courting rites, your witchy incantations, your dragons and mermaids and nymphs, oh my!) 🌸Hot Springs 🌸Seduction 🐺"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Day 5 - Swapped (Body swap, gender swap, age swap... Switch it all up on this day!) 🌸Booty call vs. Butt dial 🌸Beach 🐺"Oops."

Day 6 - Mythology (For all of your Hades/Persephone needs. Take your favorite folk tales and go nuts!) 🌸Soulmate 🌸Morning After 🐺"Not if your were the last person on Earth."

Day 7 - Canon Divergence (Canon but not. Where the butterfly effect is in full flight!) 🌸Pakkun Makes a Starling Discovery 🌸Arranged Marriage 🐺"Why are you in my house?"

[narutocharacterpolls]

ROUND THREE

HATAKE KAKASHI vs HAKU

Reasons for submission under the cut

Kakashi

relatable as an adult

he is just an overworked guy who was told to watch some kids w LOTS of issues

needs therapy

good presence and guidance in Narutos life

interesting

cares about and is dedicated to his students very much

he is just cool

he is trying his best despite what he has been through in the past

is up for having fun but still knows when to be serious

was a narcissistic shit but grew out of it

has good intentions

sexy

wonderfully complex and well developed character

incredibly resilient and supportive

a sad and deeply broken man

always willing to give his life to protect them and his other precious people

just wanted everything to be ok for once in his life

hated Danzo

his friendship with Gai is adorable

the way he teases Tenzo is fun

he’s known as cool and aloof but in reality he’s a huge dork

Gai would want him to win

Haku

cried when he died

a quote about Haku: "He was a pure spirit – as true and clean as a newly fallen snow."

he really manages to leave a long lasting impression

gender non-conforming/androgynous

he is SO memorable because he's part of the first real antagonists of the Naruto series. There's a good reason why the Wave arc is so beloved and is rarely skipped in rewrite fanfics of the series, and part of that magic is Haku

incredibly strong and intelligent

good at healing and using needles in long-ranged combat

Haku is very loyal to Zabuza

he is so dedicated that he was willing to die for Zabuza, not realizing that Zabuza saw Haku as one of his loved ones and not just a tool

was the perfect enemy for Naruto and Sasuke to face because they were kind under it all

Haku helped awaken Sasuke's sharingan and Naruto's tailed beast chakra by serving as a life-threatening challenge

ultimately too soft to kill Naruto or Sasuke and just puts Sasuke to sleep with a needle technique

Naruto realizes that Haku is not so different from him, being an orphan that clings to the one precious person that helped them not feel so alone

gave weight to what it means to be a ninja in this world to Team Seven

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Eight Principles of Shinobi Knowledge in Naruto and parallel Confucian ethical values:

Virtue (ren - co-humanity/altruism)

Justice (yi - disposition to good and sense/competency to do so)

Ceremony (li - rites/customs)

Wisdom (zhi - the ability to see what is right and wrong)

Loyalty (zhong - reciprocal faithfulness with a ruler)

Faithfulness (xin - trustworthiness/integrity)

Prudence (jié - continence/self-control)

Filial Piety (xiào - respect for one's parents, ancestors, and societal hierarchy)

Ebisu lists these eight principles off to Naruto and Konohamaru in Chapter 2, and they seem to be in direct parallel with the Five Constants and Four Virtues. My knowledge of Confucian ethics is passing at best, so my interpretation of it may be different than another person's reading. But I find it very interesting which of these are followed by the characters, and which aren't.

Kakashi explains why he stays helping Tazuna in Chapter 21 with the words, "To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward. Like Master, Like Man [...] True shinobi do not merely dance to the tune of whoever pays the Piper." In that quote alone, Kakashi seems to be upholding wisdom (knowing that's right), justice (doing the good) and virtue (doing something for others' sake rather than for self-gain).

However, on the other hand we see Kakashi disregard filial piety (shame towards his father as a child, refusing to abide by hierarchy with friends and colleagues, both when he is a shinobi under the Hokage and when he is the Hokage himself), loyalty with a ruler (in placing Naruto's plea for Sasuke's life above the village/the Hokage), and prudence (in not moderating his chakra usage in battle, in risky experiments like having Naruto aim a rasenshuriken at him). So, while he is sometimes described as a model shinobi, what's most interesting to me are which principles Kakashi chooses not to follow.

[sagetsukimura]

tagged by @princesssarcastia Wait, I have to CHOOSE???

0no ...

So, Honorable mentions are!

(Zack Fair (More FFVII), Zuko (Avatar Last Airbender) Obiwan Kenobi (Star Wars), Silk/Prince Kheldar (The Belgariad, his quips!), Hatake Kakashi (Naruto), Death (The Book Thief, his POV was really lovely), Salvos (Salvos, hilarious), Mercury Black (RWBY), Henrietta The Chicken (that one Labrynth fanfiction- Wait! what about Sarah? She grew so MUCH-), Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom), Ichigo Kurasaki (Bleach) and Stephan (Mercy Thompson Series, he brings me joy!)

... I should sto- Dabi (Hero Academia), Deidara (Naruto, again, holds a special place in my heart), -no I need to stop, think of your sleep schedu- (Shoutout to Shikako Nara from Dreaming of Sunshine, f-ing Awesome OC, and Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate ABRIDGED-) who needs a full nights sleep when I can dissect every piece of media I have ever encounted! Levi (Attack on Titan, obvs. Hange's great too) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, best quotes, and his actor voiced Jason Todd so~) Nadachika Hideyoshi (Tokyo Ghoul, my BOI TT^TT) I can't stop someone save me~! I havn't finished Baldur's gate yet but Astarion and Karlach are-

Nope! I have fics to read! I can't stay up all night gushing! I still have 87 tabs open! I can't list my every favorite character from every story I've ever read! It's too much! I'd have to make a new post entirely!

...

(Most satisfing moment of any book, EVER, goes to Adolin Kholin from the Stormlight Archieves tho.)

TT^TT so many good characters, for so many different reasons... just know the above characters consistantly make me smile! But the Top 5 are especially near and dear to me. IE the ones I would hug or give a bad of candy too.

Ima tag... @oliocelottafanfics, @yellowcharm, @errantnight, @benkl45ene, @shitlinguistssay (sorry, I only tagged mutuals and you're the lucky ones! I'm curious if anybody has any more... obscure favs?)

[mrs-barnes-library]

That's Right I Win Or I Thought I Would || Naruto characters x fem!Light!reader

Including : Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Naruto Uzumaki

A/n : Okay now this is really interesting, I'm affraid it'll turn angst but I love angst so tha'ts cool ahah. Also dear and everyine please if you have request I prefer to receive them on @moumouton4 which is my main account where I post my fics whereas @mrs-barnes-library is just a library where I gather fics of hundreds of amazing writers. That being said thank you and let's go

A/n 2 : Also dear @pinkienoobie I'm sorry I wrote a LOT but I got inspired I hope you'll like it

A/n 3 :  The quote from Light should have been in red but Tumblr didn’t let me post it this way I’m sorry for this

Warnings : Death Note graphic scenes of death, angst, betrayal, extreme sadness, mistrust, god complex, reader is a brain, mention of loss and grief, death of reader only in one, spoiler for a character death in Naruto Shippuden season 4 for Shikamaru's part, chronology not respected for Kakashi and Naruto's part, Shikamaru and Naruto are the same age as in Shippuden S12

Masterlist ⚜

I don’t give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblogue it

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Kakashi Hatake :

You were very close to the Uchiha clan and you were devastated by the events of that famous night which had deprived you forever of your two best friends Shisui and Itachi.

It seemed to be a twist of fate when you stumbled upon a strange black notebook that you had found in the forest under a bramble bush - ouch

Once you got to know the God of Death, whom you discovered was called Ryuk, you decided to use the extraodinary power of this find to avenge the death of your friends and the Uchiha clan

The first person you used it on was of course Danzo Shimura, the one who caused the situation to go wrong

Of course you didn't do this in the normal way, you could have just written his name down and made him die of a heart attack but you made a show of it, you made him go to the public square, explain his crimes, show the eye he had stolen from Shisui and the eyes he had grafted in his right arm, after that you made him tear out his eye and cut off his arm before cutting off his tongue, the tongue that had caused so much harm before he stuck the kunai in his lung and let him die of asphyxiation

Of course everyone - or almost everyone - had witnessed the scene and was almost more shocked at what he had done while he was alive than at the violence of his death

Kakashi had noticed that day that the atmosphere in the village had changed, a climate of fear reigned

All thought it was made by a Genjutsu but Sasuke had disappeared, only Kakashi remained, who of course knew that he had done nothing. However he noticed that you didn't seem to be really upset, dare he even say that you seemed happy about it. After all it was legitimate but still

So he decided not to worry but to keep an eye on you, not because he suspected you but in case the author of this act tried to come after you

But if only he knew

After that you started to go on missions for the Hokage, without telling him, you always took missions that would allow you to be in the same area as the enemies that you wanted to get ride of with your Death Note and thanks to the power of the Shinigami eyes

No one ever made the connection between your missions and his unexpected deaths

Well, nobody except Kakashi, who noticed that the deaths were taking place during the same periods as your absences, he just didn't know where you were going or where the enemies you were killing were

He had also noticed a strange change in your aura, a kind of melancholy associated with eagerness but what he didn't know. It also seemed that on the rare occasions when you were in Konoha and he came to spend time with you, you refused to go out all the time and even did everything to get him out of your house as soon as possible, as if you had better things to do

He would have advised you to sleep, because of the dark circles under your eyes that showed your lack of sleep

But EVERYTHING went wrong one evening, when he was walking in the forest to clear his head, he stumbled upon a familiar figure lying on her stomach on the ground behind a bush, writing frantically and laughing psychotically

His eyes widened and he stepped on a branch that cracked making you stop moving before whipping your head towards him

"Y/n what are you doing here ?" he asked his voice shaking as if it knew something more than he did. He held his hand out to you to help you up, but it didn't have the desired effect at all

"Don't touch it ! Stay back !" you yelled clutching the Death Note against your chest, he took another step in your direction, resuming in you throwing a kunai at his feet made him stop his advance

"Y/n what the hell are you doing ?" he asked surprised in his voice clear and noticeably out of breath

Another noise was heard and Anbus ninjas, which obviously took you in tailing for a while already, unfortunately your measures did not allow you to escape

"L/n Y/n you are under arrest" one of them shouted at you but you didn't listen to anything

You quickly wrote their names while avoiding their attacks, they all started to fight again one another and the last one fell down dead of a heart attack in the next 30 seconds under the frightened eyes of Kakashi

"I'm ridding the world of evil and creating a utopia. No matter how much time I have, it won't be enough. I have no time to loose on you"

He couldn't believe his eyes, his legs were shaking slightly and his breathing was shallow "Oh no not again" he thought, he felt like the day he had seen Obito again after all those years thinking he was dead

Your wild eyes locked on his, and he took a step backwards for fear that you would decide to attack him if you felt rushed by his proximity

"Please Y/n put that down we'll settle-"

"No ! I did this for all of us ! I have avenged the village and I will continue to purify the world as a vengeful and protective deity-"

"Protective deity ? Can you hear yourself talk ?!?" his brain was working at full speed, how should he handle the situation, should he arrest you or let you execute criminals at all, should he go as far as killing you- no no it's impossible, he already lost everything, he can't afford to lose the person he cares about the most to die, not by his hand, not again ( I'm not saying that he loved Rin only that he killed her with his hand )

"Don't you find life in the village better now that I have blessed it with my power ! Don't you feel the serenity of the place ?

"Y/n..." he said sadly, his voice low, "You are rambling. You are not in your right mind. Let me help you-" he took another step slowly towards you

"Not one more move or I'll have to clean the village of your presence as well !" your trembling hand holding your pen, holding it perpendicular to the page of the notebook, your voice echoed in the moonlit forest in a frightening manner

Kakashi couldn't believe his eyes you were going to coldly kill him, but he couldn't let you do that, however he couldn't bring himself to kill you either, but little by little he realized that it was either you or him, and who knows what you would be capable of doing after killing the man you had shared your life with for all those years

Suddenly you saw him put his hand in the pocket of his bag and you rushed to write his name on the notebook

"Kakashi Hata-"

Too late, an erasure coming down from your "A" scratched the bottom of the page as your hand jerked uncontrollably as the pen - your weapon - slipped from your hand, as the kunai in your throat made you choke, so that you spat blood on the open page of the notebook and dropped it to the ground

Kakashi had acted without thinking, out of survival, he didn't think either when he set fire to the damned book he thought was cursed

He took you in his trembling arms, tears forming in his eyes, he uttered apologies expressing all the regret that consumed him secondes after what he did, but nothing reached your ears which could only hear a white and continuous sound, like a whistle

You continued to flail frantically in his arms as you watched your Death Note burn, until exhaustion forced you to close your eyes

You wondered if it was the kunai that would take your life first or if it was the burning notebook that would have the upper hand, but wasn't it you who started it all ?

"It was the right thing to do... you'll be more useful to them than me" you coughed blood on his chest leaning over you, as if the old you wanted to speak one last time

"Don't wear yourself out, I-I'll take you back to the village, you'll be fine, I-I love you please stay with me" he was talking so fast, but yet he was slowly realizing what was happening and that maybe you wouldn't make it

You closed your eyes in exhaustion, feeling his love surround you, it almost didn't hurt anymore with his warmth against you

He panicked as he felt your body relax in his arms, he repeated your name over and over frantically like a mantra, tears flowing from his eyes like streams

And just like that it was over, after a lifetime together with each other, you were going separate ways for the first time

Kakashi would continue to curse himself for the rest of his life for not knowing how to handle the situation in a better way and for not realizing it before

However what was done was done and he would have to live with it, he just hoped that once everything was over he would be able to find you, in heaven or in hell

During his next battle he will be informed that his pupil has changed, thanks to you he developed the Mangekyō Sharingan

Shikamaru Nara :

Let's say that if you found the Death Note and got the Shinigami eyes 5 months ago, well he was suspecting it since the first month

Actually you knew each other since your first year at the Ninja school and you were dating for almost 3 years now

His intelligence helped him a lot but contrary to what we can think it's not a change of your behavior that made him have this intuition

In fact, your intelligence was neck and neck with his, so you always pretended to be less intelligent than you were, so that those who thought were manipulating you would be caught in their own trap

However in this case you got caught in your own trap, at first you only used your eyes to know the names of the people you had to kill for the sake of the Ninja World - you were convinced of that, after all who could have done it if you didn't

But it only lasted a month and soon you turned to bigger and bigger criminals, which of course attracted the attention of Konoha's intelligence services

It was Shikaku, Shikamaru's father, who realized that the killer had to be from Konoha, because the deaths happened just after the said criminal had harmed Konoha in any way

Of course to complete your mission you had to infiltrate the Intelligence Service to keep up to date with everything that was going on and so you know about their progress on the investigation

Shikamaru noticed the dark circles under your eyes, or the twitch of your eyes the moments when someone made you angry, you could really look mad in those moments but being the relaxed boy he is he didn't pay more attention to it but he smtill kept it in a corner of his mind... just in case

The moment you got caught was the moment you let your feelings show the most

Indeed, Azuma sensei had been killed by Hidan's hand with the assistance of Kakuzu his Akatsuki companion. Shikamaru, Ino and Shoji were devastated

Shikamaru's eyes were full of sadness and hatred, which made you do what would start the process that would end your reign

Just two days after this tragic event you returned to your room and retrieved your Death Note which you had cleverly hidden in a wall in your room. You had been on the said mission which had ended with the death of your boyfriend's sensei, so you had thanks to your Shinigami eyes been able to see the first and last names of Hidan and Kakazu, and it was a piece of cake for you to remember them

You began to smile unhealthily as you wrote down the little story you had prepared for their grand finale

You made sure to manipulate Naruto ( sorry bro but I had to ) so that he asked the 3 ex-team members of Team 10 to go near the Konoha village gate

As you expected, Hidan and Kakazu arrived, all your friends who attended the scene mouth agape for some and jaw clenched for Shikamaru, he tried to use the Shadow Possession Jutsu to stop them but nothing happened for the good and simple reason that the power of the Death Note was greater

The two men continued to walk with ease, in an almost robotic way until they reached the group. Once they were at a decent distance, they bent down to 90 % and in a monotonous voice apologized for what they had done. Kakazu gave a kunai to Hidan, everyone jumped backwards but Hidan turned the weapon towards Kakuzu and pierced all his hearts and he died in a pool of blood. Then Hidan ( I'm so sorry baby T.T ) took the kunai and after apologizing one last time he stuck it in the throat, under the astonished eyes of everyone

Of course you knew that because that's what you had written, for obvious reasons you couldn't risk going to blow your cover on the field

Of course this was hidden from the other members of the village and the Intelligence Service started to do the necessary research to find the origin of what had just happened

After this eventful night, Shikamaru went to the Intelligence Office reluctantly, he went to get the information about the serial deaths. Of course it didn't take him long before he was caught by a colleague of his father and was thrown into his office. His father half-heartedly made it clear to him that you were the prime suspect and Shikamaru reluctantly explained what he had seen change in you over the past 4 months

And so in the same way that L found out that Kira was living in Tokyo, it was broadcast on your television that Shikamaru had died, killed by the same cold hand that had perpetrated all these murders, and you had run to his house, losing all notion of your plan, forgetting that it could only be a crazy scheme, and you had screamed that you it wasn't possible, taht something else must have killed him and that the killer was going to pay from your hand

But as you were about to go home to think, you felt that you had lost control of your body and you were completely frozen in place

"Shadow Possession Jutsu now complete"

When you recognized him you burst into tears, not only out of relief but also because you realized that you had they must have found out

"No I-I-I did everything for the good of the village y-YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ! NOT AFTER ALL I'VE DONE !" as you started to scream your voice had changed in a frightening way and you started to shout to - it seemed to someone that nobody else could see - to do something

Shikamaru was frightened and disconcerted by the situation, he grabbed you in his arms as if he suspected that it might be the last time he could hold you like this, he understood why you did it but he couldn't validate your way of doing it

"Ryuk you FUKCING PIECE OF SHIT I'M YOUR MASTER YOU MUST OBEY-"

"Shhhhhh Y/n please don't make it anymore difficult" Shikamaru's voice slightly broke which made you look up at him, your crazy eyes staring into his, a pang in your heart was felt when you saw the tears rolling down his cheeks

You tried to bring your hands to his cheeks but you couldn't move any more "I did it for you Shikamaru, for us, for the village" as you spoke you thought of everything, maybe you could give up the Death Note and get the Shinigami eyes back until the division of your life expectancy would be not enough to keep you alive but unfortunately it was impossible the Death Note was still in your house

You were thrown into the dungeon, of course they tried to make you talk, but nothing happened as they expected, it seemed that you had found a way to get a piece of a page of the Death Note with which you proceeded to assassinate Ibiki, his screams were almost hidden by bursts of voice as you stood over him "I am righteous ! I'm the Hero who's liberating people from fear. I'm the Savior who's going to be like a Goddess of this perfect new world !"

Then everyone agreed on the fact that you were a threat to Konoha and they chose to end your life as quickly as possible

Of course back in those days no one knew what had happened to you and Shikamaru didn't learn this until years later when he was hired as the Hokage's right hand man.

The news took him back to that very dark part of your childhood and he was once again devastated

But did he know that you managed to escape just in time ? How could he ? Konoha had been so ashamed that they preferred not to mention anywhere this important information In any case you were still there preparing your return. Oh yes, it was going to be a blast "That's right. I win !"

Naruto Uzumaki :

Naruto is a smart boy but in this case it's not him who will realize it, not by himself, maybe Shikamaru will tell him or he will realize that Tsunade is hiding something from him, if for example she would ask him to keep an eye on you for your safety, when he is already doing it, or if she would ask Yamato or Sai to follow you

You used the Death Note to get rid of the Akatsuki members who were stealing their lives ( except Itachi  because he deserves the world )

Of course nobody understood and everybody was chocked when they learned the news of the death of the powerful nunkenins who formed the Akatsuki

Your behavior had also changed a lot, dark circles had appeared under your eyes, you fidgeted a lot, but most of the time you managed to keep the act of the happy girl you used to be, wonderfully foolinganyone who crossed your path

Finally the only problem was that you didn't think that Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Fox spirit that Naruto had just befriended, would have the ability to see the God of Death that had been with you since you had found the Death Note. And of course he had told his host

Naruto couldn't believe his ears, how could he believe that you, his sweet and compassionate girl, would be able to kill in such an arbitrary way

"They say that love makes you blind Naruto, not stupid" Kurama had warned him and his words were still echoing in the head of the blond after 3 good days

Naruto being Naruto he didn't bother to think about it and just confronted you

Of course he didn't lose sight of your objective and refuted everything he said with a big smile painted on your lips

Of course convinced that you would never do any harm in this way he left your house reassured and serene

While you quickly went back to your room to add some names in your Death Note

But if you thought you were alone now that Naruto was gone, you didn't count on a ninja sent by Tsunade who had totally disappeared his presence to spy on you

Of course you were caught, and taken by force to the office of the Hokage, your Death Note forgotten on your desk, too bad Tsunade should have taken an Anbu rather than a vulgar jönin

Of course your screams had alerted many people and Naruto had found himself in less time than it takes to say it in the 5th Hokage's office

"Grandma Tsunade ! Where is Y/n ?!? Why did you take her ?!?"

"That's none of your business Naruto !!" she roared at him

He immediately understood that if she didn't want to tell him it was because you were in a bad situation

He rushed into the dungeons, once in front of it he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard your screams, he panicked thinking that you were being tortured, he moved forward discreetly to be able to hit from behind whoever was hurting you but when he arrived in front of your cell he only saw you and he could hear clearly what you were saying, and it was as if his world had just collapsed

"I order you to let me out of here you subhuman. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life"

"Y-Y/n ?"

"Naruto ?!? Please come and help me ! I'm the only one who can save the village !"

He didn't understand what you had to save the village from and obviously his lack of action made you snap at him

"Naruto write her name in my notebook ! Don't listen to anyone and write her name ! Don't let her keep us apart like this !"

He shook his head as he took a few steps towards you "Y/n what are you talking about-"

"I'll tell you how to do it ! Just get me out of this cell !"

"Sorry I can't-" you didn't listen to the rest of his excuse and invoked your Death Note ready to manipulate anyone - even him - to get you out of that damn cell

"Hey no ! Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu !" a clone of Naruto caught you in his arms and kicked the notebook out of the cell

Held in his arms you were fussing around like a wild animal "Don't you dare touch me I'm your Goddess !

"Dattebayo Y/n calm down ! What's wrong with you !"

You started to shake and suffocate in his arms, he was going to ruin everything you've been doing all this time just like that with a stupid clone when you had the power of a God of Death on your side

"Y/n ! Oh fuck ! Dattebayo breathe !" he prayed as he ran his hand reassuringly over your back "It's okay we'll get through this together ! All is not lost !"

And finally by dint of talking you were forced to listen to him and breathe calmly, his words gave you hope, but not like he would have wanted

 If you were thinking well the Death Note was not the only way to come to your ends. There were great ninjas out there who had left the village to try to become more powerful - cough cough Orochimaru - that you could try to find and try to be the student of

You looked up and met Naruto's eyes, he had succeeded in making peace with Kyubi, the Nine-Tailed Fox spirit so why couldn't you succeed in leaving the village and following the teachings of these great ninjas

You couldn't give up on the Death Note though because if you did you would forget the fight you had now decided to lead

"Fine" you let your body clamor in the arms of his clone as he brushed your hair with his fingers, far from thinking that now and with half of the life you had left you were going to do everything to reach this divine power in another way than with the help of Ryuk

Whether you like it or not, you will get out of this cell, you will leave this village and you will become powerful and you will purify the world of the filth that poisons it

And they would fear the wrath of a Goddess, they would fear you

Cut to Naruto following you all around the country like he did with Sasuke

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A/n : I hope you liked the angst 😏 Again my requests are open 😘

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[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: everything in my life is so bad…

kakashi: …..except for gai

kakashi: and the kids

kakashi: and my dogs

tsunade: that doesn’t sound like your life is so bad then

kakashi: oh my god my life is good?

tsunade: yeah

kakashi: i—huh. okay….i like that.

[kakairuprobably]

Gai : You know what they say, you are what you eat

Kakashi : are you implying that I’m an ass?

Gai : wai-

Kakashi : even if that’s true, I’ll have you know Iruka’s ass is the best ass you could ever wish for or wish to become

Gai:

[amikotsu]

Did you happen to have a work on ao3 about obito and Kakashi in omegaverse? I can't find this specific fic, and I'm pretty sure it was you but it wasn't in your works.

A specific scene was Kakashi wanting to stay with Obito to help him but Minato & Kushina didn't think it was a good idea (he stayed with them, I think.) And he goes anyway, but then realizes why it wasn't a good idea when Obito gets aggressive.

I did! I took it down due to a complaint about my tagging and the content of my work. There was no way to add the tag without giving the entire story away.

I actually get a lot of complaints in general and it gets old pretty fast. I get people telling me how to write my story, people quoting canon in a story tagged canon divergence, people telling me they regret reading my story, people then apologizing after they realize they've been rude only to double down on the rude comments. I've had to debate genetics in a canon divergence before when I've studied genetics. It actually makes me beg for the old "kill yourself" comments, because at least I can brush those off. You get the gist.

So if I get fed up, I'll now be removing the story. This was the first to go, and I'm sure it won't be the last. If I end up anxious or upset, it's coming down. I don't have to share anything I write, but I do, because I want to connect with other people. I don't do it to feel like shit or to be insulted. If I want that, I've got my actual life.

I apologize that it was taken down, but I just couldn't please the reader without ruining the whole story and the reader did matter. I will say this reader was requesting something I could do; however, I chose not to. It was best to just toss it in the trash.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi himself may not be pretentious, but Kishimoto on the other hand, he really thinks his quotes sound profound, it reflects especially badly on Itachi.

"Becoming the Hokage doesn't mean people will acknowledge you. But when the people acknowledge you, you can become Hokage." That's basically the same thing, moron! It's just a series of words that vaguely sounds "deep" together!

And Kakashi I would argue is a bootlicker, but then again who isn't by the end of the series.

The only thing about ‘Kakashi is a bootlicker’ is that a bootlicker NEVER goes against the system. They fully and completly believe in and support the system

From day one Kakashi made clear that he does not fully support the system and see’s the problems within in. Dies he do anything? No but as you said with the pretentious thing, that’s a Kishi fault. Even Naruto see’s the problem and never actually fixes it, and Sasuke who did want to ‘fix it’ (in his own way) ultimately became a firm supporter of it.

It’s less ‘everyone is a bootlicker’ and more ‘kishi dealt with issue he did not have the knowledge or skill to deal with’

But like, Kakashi actively goes against the system multipule times

He goes against hiruzen’s orders and directly outs himself against a village elder (danzo) to save Yamato

He ignores Tsunade’s orders to go on an S-ranked mission asap when he finds out she sent genin and one chunin after the sound four and sasuke. He straight up turns his back on her and tells her that he’ll be back because saving his students is more important to him

When he became hokage he faced criticism and anger within the village to make some genuine changes such as just having a ‘no kill’ or ‘kill as a last resort’ order

He went against village law to take Naruto out of Konoha during a Kage summit so he could approach the Raikage and beg for Sasuke’s life

He agreed with Zabuza and Haku about being tools of the state and while he personally couldn’t fix it he recognized that it was a problem. (A bootlicker, a proper full bootlicker would NEVER recognize the problems because they think the state is perfect and can do no wrong.)

Kakashi is a part of a broken system. He recognizes he’s part of a broken system but he has been torn down by that system to a point where he genuinely doesn’t think he can fix it and instead tries to focus on making it better for the next generation by doing things like supporting Naruto’s drive to do better.

One can be part of a broken system and not be a bootlicker, and that’s what a lot of the character’s actually are.

Actual bootlicker characters would be Itachi (who even after everything he did and went through believed Konoha was right), Danzo and pretty much all root operatives, the elders, Tobirama (though he made the system so he’s less if a bootlicker and more of a large part of the problem the future has), Asuma (though at least his ‘will of fire’ is actually about future generations but he’s also the Hokage’s son so he was raised in a way others weren’t) and of course Hiruzen.

If you want Non-Konoha bootlickers, it would be Onoki mostly as he genuinly never thinks the system is broken and outright insults those who speak out against him and the system (his grandaughter could also be considered such as we never see her speak out against the system)

Edit: i did not forget about the original topic i swear XD

But yes, omg. Agreed that Kishi thinks some of his quotes are top tier best thing ever and he puts them through on the absolute worst characters to use them on. Even the most chill quotes can sound terrible, like Hiruzen saying Itachi age 13 ‘already thought like a Hokage’ like sir… no. That is a child you manipulated into doing your dirty work stfu

[konowhoregakure]

Shinobis' Spotify Wrapped

Sasuke listens to emo and pop-punk obviously. Most played: Helena - My Chemical Romance.

I feel like Sakura likes pop. Most played: Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Surprisingly, I can see Naruto liking pop as well- like it's something they could bond over. He also likes meme music, obviously. Most played: All Star - Smash Mouth

Kakashi doesn't seem like the kind of person to like music, but if he had to, I can see him liking something he doesn't have to pay much attention to- perhaps he likes oldies, like 80's hits. It probably reminds him of his dad. As far as his own tastes go, I think he'd like The Cure. Most played: Homesick - The Cure

Listen listen listen. kiba likes reggaeton. I don't make the rules, sorry. Most played: Pa' Que Retozen - Tego Calderón

Music bothers Shino. Disrupts his bug concentration or whatever.

Shikamaru would probably be really pretentious with his music tastes so he likes... The Smiths? Most played: Cemetry Gates - The Smiths

Rock Lee only listens to Maroon 5 because he heard Guy listening to that once. Surprisingly, he really liked it. He likes She will be loved, he thinks of Sakura and cries I guess? Idk Most played: This Love - Maroon 5

Neji thinks of himself as a music connoisseur, but the truth is that sometimes all he wants to do is relax and listen to some Indie Rock (yes he likes Tame Impala). Most played: Walk away - Franz Ferdinand

Tenten likes female rappers. She always bothers Neji by quoting parts of WAP. She also likes the party anthems of the early 2010s (Where Them Girls At by David Guetta? Cultural Reset). Most Played: Rules - Doja Cat

I love the idea of Ino listening to boy bands. To this date she cites Zayn leaving One Direction as a traumatic event. However, she was never one to fight over which band was the best. Most played: S.O.S - The Jonas Brothers

Chouji likes anime openings, probably. Meta moment but he would love Blue Bird. Most Played: Rising Hope - LiSA

Hinata likes Coldplay. She is starting to discover Radiohead- which is of course an obvious progression that shocks no one. Most played: Shiver - Coldplay

Guy's likes the mellow 2000's. He likes to dance by himself to Drops of Jupiter by Train. He wants to dedicate it to someone but he- we're still working on it, okay? Most played: Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield

Yamato, I think, is the kind of person that judges people by their music tastes (he still isn't quite sure what to think of Kakashi's so he just ignores that piece of information). He listens to a little bit of everything, but lately he's been stuck on Steely Dan's Can't Buy a Thrill, though. Most played: Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me) - Steely Dan

Bonus: If Rin had lived, she would have liked Taylor Swift. (And when she's sure no one is around she sings with her brushes pretending she is in a concert). Most Played: Mine - Taylor Swift