depressedhatakekakashi
depressedhatakekakashi
Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 minutes ago
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The fact they’ll make so many labubu’s with characters who have no summons or tailed beasts
Or content in general based around summons, that include characters with no summons
And NOT make them for characters like Gai who DO have summons and would be cute af with one
Is criminal
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
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Au where Kakashi takes Naruto and leaves the village, living as a rogue who’s just trying to keep his Sensei’s kid safe and happy
And he travels everywhere to do this, always on the move for the first ten years of naruto’s life
But then when Naruto’s ten they find themselves in the land of clouds, and end up stumbling accross bee. Kakashi’s ready to fight (and die fighting) when the eight tails tell’s bee that he sense’s the nine tails in the kid, and Bee realizes this silver haired dude is just trying to keep a jonchuriki safe
And he can respect that. It’s a goal for him, after all
Which is how Kakashi ends up becoming friends with Bee, a very reluctant (at first) A, Darui, and frenamies with Cee :)
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depressedhatakekakashi · 18 hours ago
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The best pokemon card ever that should definitly be made into a real card because i NEED IT
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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Kakashi teaching Neji about leadership and tactics :) things which Neji excels at, but still appreciates the extra guidence from (Gai also teaches him, but these are Kakashi’s area of expertise so when Gai feels Neji needs to learn more, he asks Kakashi for help)
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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I’m doing a bike ride for kids cancer this month, and because my kiddo challenged me to ride 200km, they’re getting to see new playgrounds further away from home
I think this was their plan all along XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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Kingdom hearts au
Kakashi being convinced that his best friend has forgotten about him and replaced him, feeling his heart breaking as he watches Gai conversing with other’s as if him and Rin don’t matter at all
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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Kingdom hearts au
Gai learns to use Cure and it’s over for everyone
This man is not using a single other magic spell. He is spamming cure while hacking at his opponent relentlessly
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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‘Without the sharingan Kakashi’s just a normal shinobi’
Without the sharingan most Uchiha are just ‘regular jonin’ as well. It’s almost like it’s a super special blood line ability that only select people get to have and Kishi powered it up to such ridiculous levels that few other powers/abilities could stand up to it by the end of the show
Also way to prove you’re dumb cuz Kakashi would still be a Kage ranked Shinobi. If he didn’t have the sharingan holding him back for 20 years he’d probably be even stronger tbh
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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Need some single dad’s Kakagai in my life
But while Gai has Lee as his adopted son, Kakashi actually ends up with adopted Daughter Sakura who is treated like a princess and knows her weird big bro/dad would kill for her
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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I wish Everyone who fan casts Naruto as tom holland a very bad day 🥰🥰🥰
Or any of the naruto characters white, tbh. Like this is a japanese fantasy world with japanese names and japanese traditions
Stop making Naruto white ffs
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 days ago
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Gai: *watching as Neji is struck by the double suicide: decapitation move for the 15th time that week* you really made a choice teaching her that, huh Rival?
Kakashi: you mean i released fresh torture upon Konoha by teaching Sakura that specific move? Yes :)
Gai: and you feel zero remorse?
Kakashi: none at all. Now she’s taking out all her bully energy on other people, rather than targeting me with her sharp sharp words
Gai: as if words hurt you
Kakashi: they don’t, they just get boring after a while and she still has all that pent up bully energy to get out
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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 days ago
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only thing i know about this trend is that i havent seen them in it yet
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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 days ago
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🍏🍏🍏
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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 days ago
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One of the reason’s i like kakashi is because even when he falls to the ‘gatta be handed a power/trick to kick ass’ bs Kishi does, he also has a draw back to it
Like sure he has the sharingan but he’s not just using it freely with no reprecautions. Improper or over use could straight up kill him
Meanwhile other characters are just handed power ups/hax without any draw back
Itachi somehow has a sword that can seal souls and a mirror that can deflect moves
90% of jiraiya’s power derives from his summons
The main characters are constantly handed power ups (though except for the six paths power up, they do usually have to put in some work)
And Kakashi’s over her with this special eye that drains his chakra constantly, and he still learns to use it to a level that impresses even highly skilled uchiha.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 days ago
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Kingdom hearts au
Gai, who is stubborn and will fight every monster at its full strength, STRUGGLES against the trick master
He even gets hints that maybe putting out the stove fire will help, but will he? No
He is determined to defeat it at its full strength to prove that he is stronger
And he does…. After a very long and difficult battle
This boy will be sleeping for the next five days and he earned that rest
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depressedhatakekakashi · 4 days ago
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Book #36 of 2025:
Book #36 was a long project story. I’ve been reading it to kiddo for months now (one chapter a night with a lot of missed nights) and it was a lot of fun. Adds depth to Belle’s story, and her eventual feelings for the beast. I really like that it doesn’t push them into falling in love right away, but lets them build up to a nice friendship slowly.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 4 days ago
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Kingdom hearts au
Kakashi waking up somewhere strange and immediately wondering where Gai and Rin are, and immediately jumping into fight mode when maleficent shows up out of no where
Only to be manipulated into thinking he needs to help her to save his friends
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