depressedhatakekakashi
depressedhatakekakashi
Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 hours ago
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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 hours ago
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Team seven assuming Kakashi can’t lift gai off his feet, only to watch as Kakashi straight up throws Gai over his shoulder and goes for a run around the village while Gai laughs his butt off
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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 hours ago
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Once again thinking of Beauty and the beast au
Soecificlly about Gai being in the village after saving his papa from the forest and taking him home to recover
And gushing about this ‘hairy beast of a man’ he met
To the point where everyone can tell this boy is in LOVE
Which is how his ‘suitor’ finds out Gai is in love with someone who is NOT him, and proceeds to take that shit personally and try to find out everything about his ‘competition’
Until he finds out that ‘hairy beast of a man’ is not just a fun descriptor but fact, and uses that to turn the village against the man Gai loves and leads them toward the castle to try and kill the beast
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depressedhatakekakashi · 4 hours ago
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Finally getting to see the Uranus/neptune/pluto family raising saturn and i am in LOVE
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
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Kakagai in canon: Kakashi loves Gai’s personality and Gai loves Kakashi’s arrogant ass and kindness
Kakagai in pokemon au: the same but ramped up to 500 with equally as annoying/lovable partner pokemon
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depressedhatakekakashi · 7 hours ago
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Iruka: i can make him better :)
Yamato: i can tolerate him
Gai: *looking at the same man* i can love him as he is and promote his worst qualities because why the hell not? :)
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
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We require more ‘Kakashi reads a book while laying across Gai’s lap’ in this fandom
And not just Icha Icha
Give this boy some history books
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
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just a scribble brought on by the kkgi community discord (: (you can join the community & the discord if you want (: )
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
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So, actual antisemitism like blood libel and saying Jews control the banks/government/media/space lasers isn't going to be included in the bill to "stop antisemitism"
But any critism of Israel is, including if that criticism is made by a Jewish person.
I wonder if - and hear me out here - it was never actually about antisemitism! Weird! Almost like that's what we've been saying along!
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
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Like this is pique Kakashi pokemon
This is a legendary i think my dork man would catch without hesitation, and he would love it so much
It’s also just so f***ing pretty
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I cannot explain how long i have been wanting this card, so FINALLY pulling it feels so f***ing good
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
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I cannot explain how long i have been wanting this card, so FINALLY pulling it feels so f***ing good
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depressedhatakekakashi · 13 hours ago
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Viewing Kakashi as a lazy man who sleeps all the time is not only incorrect, but just boring
Why does a character need to fit into boring lol boxes?
Kakashi is a genius who overworks himself but also doesn’t do things he doesn’t feel he HAS to because that takes energy he could use for things he HAS to do
He’s fascinating and complicated and so wonderfully goofy and an ass hole and arrogent while also somehow being aware of his limitations and stripping him of ANY of that to make him fit in a box for a shop is boring
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depressedhatakekakashi · 14 hours ago
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“You’re searching as if this is still Tsunade-sama’s office,” Kakashi sighed as he reached for the middle right drawer on his desk and pulled it open.
Retreaving the remote from it’s resting spot, he threw it to Shikaku and promptly closed the drawer once more.
“The Semi-finals, hmm,” he hummed, recalling the excitement Gai had displayed that morning at breakfast. “That explains a few things. But why do you want to watch it here? Arn’t the Tv’s at the pubs and restaurants bigger than mine?”
After all, his TV was more for show.
Something Shizune suggested he out in for his visitors while he was doing paperwork or taking care of other Hokage duties.
Shikaku barged into Kakashi’s office, holding a half empty six pack in one hand and an open one in the other, “Ah-Kashi! Turn the game on and have a drink with me!” He grinned, revealing just how drunk he already was
Kakashi blinked, surprised by the sudden entrance into his office and the state Shikaku seemed to be in.
It wasn’t unusual to see the okder man drunk, but to see him drunk in his place of work was a little more out of place.
“The game?” He asked “What game are we watching?”
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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See the way i see it with Kakashi and pokemon is, Kakashi’s very selective about the pokemon he will catch
But they will have the biggest pool of moves you have ever seen
His pokemon will not have more than one type of move in their arsenal.
Jolteon for example will have
Double kick (fighting)
Agility (psychic)
Thunder fang (electric)
And
Dig (ground)
And every single one of his pokemon will be the same because this man has a preference of pokemon but that does not mean he doesn’t diversify their moves for peak performance and strategy
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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Everyone talks about what their favorite type of pokemon is, i wanna know what your least favorite is
The one you’re meh about or that you actually hate
For ke it’s Psychic XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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He can’t have TWO shiny eevelutions and i already gave him a super special purple Jolteon XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 day ago
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