#sasuke quotes

[kittygrimm88]

I do wonder, how all ikesen LIS would react if MC would be more domineering and more sassy?

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[yg-arts]

Based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes.

[angelsyrip]

obito: you said i'd see rin again madara: no, i said rinnegan obito:

[zuukazis]

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i do love how the sannin are very good shinobi teachers, but just absolutely dogshit regular teachers, like

jiraya at naruto: always remember, there are NO consequences to your actions. you can do whatever you want forever. now go objectify some women, it's the only way to become a real man

tsunade at sakura: alcohol and money CAN fix you. your problems can't hurt you if you just ignore them hard enough, trust me. this will surely never come back to haunt you

orochimaru at sasuke:

[devotedlywingedperfection]

Sakura: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Kakashi: I sleep with a knife.

Naruto: Both of you are pathetic.

Sakura: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Naruto: Sasuke.

[skykashi]

Based on this post

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Sasuke : So, are you two dating now?

Kakashi : Yes.

Sasuke : Why?

Kakashi : I happen to find Iruka very appealing.

Sasuke : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Iruka Sensei.

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them part 12

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[gwen-starkk]

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto x Sasuke Amor ❤️

[forthill]

[zuukazis]

i miss vine sm

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

//

naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

//

naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

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naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

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naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.