#tsunade

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i do love how the sannin are very good shinobi teachers, but just absolutely dogshit regular teachers, like

jiraya at naruto: always remember, there are NO consequences to your actions. you can do whatever you want forever. now go objectify some women, it's the only way to become a real man

tsunade at sakura: alcohol and money CAN fix you. your problems can't hurt you if you just ignore them hard enough, trust me. this will surely never come back to haunt you

orochimaru at sasuke:

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Jiraiya: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Gai: Yeah, you just catch it. Tsunade: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Kakashi: Then I just use a spear instead. Jiraiya: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

[usuratongaychi]

[epefanio]

Role swap au refs for the Sannin

Tsunade is a scientist focused on reanimation after the death of Daan and Kawaki

Orochimaru writes shitty horror novels based on things he finds on his journeys

Jiraiya is the owner of Frog Club a 100% legal club that is 100% not a legal issue do not worry

[groundrunner100]

3 heads are ALWAYS better than 1!

[feeniest]

training buddies and their very competitive teachers

[mayskalih]

[console-pokeballs-rupees]

Naruto in Stuido Ghibli style

[tentenpropaganda]

mr. chakra exhaustion getting bullied by the president

[3amsoda]

tsunade

[gesturesweirdly]

teammates :)

[thermodynamic-comedian]

when minato became hokage, he legalized same sex marriage. when tsunade became hokage, she legalized polyamorous marriage. kakashi legalized marijuana

[sabertoothwalrus]

remembered this absolute queen 🙏

[usuratongaychi]

[aiartlight]

[captainhawky88-blog]

Tsunade x Office 2