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reading a science article on the airplane to JFK by Bianca Stone

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Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

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New Orleans ❤

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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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lol. lmao even.

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birds flying over the jurassic canyon of Iceland

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Ever since I first heard the word grotto I knew it was a valuable word. When I first heard the word grotto I knew it could be used for great things. The word grotto refers to a cavity in the earth. The word grotto means a small hole or cavern in rock or other substrate like ice, especially when used as shelter. The word grotto is related to crypt, and it is related to grotesque. Grottoes can also be built. Artificial grottoes are sometimes built in gardens. Sometimes people live in grottoes. There have been people that go into grottoes and live in them. There have been people that lived in a grotto for a long time. Sometimes people store food and other supplies in grottoes. Sometimes there are religious things in grottoes. People like to put items in grottos for safekeeping, because grottoes are useful for shelter. When I first saw the word grotto I knew it had a lot of meaning and meant something special. When I think of grottoes I think they are unique.

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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This Book Ain’t Got No Name!!!!!!!1111111

Preface

We thought of crowdsourcing a book. At this point it's a Monsters (the Disney movie) fanfic.

Chapter 1

Alex Wazowski wakes up in a cold sweat. He brushes his blue bangs away from his single, large eye. Screams emit from his alarm clock, which happens to be a human child.

His parents Mike Wazowski and Sully Wazowski are also there. “Hey buddy boy!!!!” exclaims his gay father Mike Wazowski. “Are you ready for your big day, young man?” his other gay father Sully Wazowski chimed in.

“Alex Kendrick Wazowski, we named you after the bravest men we knew. Alex, your gay dad’s TA in college, Kendrick Lamar (may he rest in peace), and ourselves. We created you in our image.”

Chapter 10

Behind the door, Sully found the shredded remnants of a very familiar purple monster suit. He stumbled backward in disbelief. The memories come flooding back. A door that had been firmly closed suddenly unleashed a deluge of another, suppressed life. How had he forgotten this

Chapter 11

Scully is typing up a report in her office when she gets a phone call. Instead of answering it, she raises her voice slightly and says, “Mulder, we are in the same office. You don’t have to phone me.” The phone stops ringing.

“Oh. I wanted to be formal,” he explains dejectedly. “Shut up you beta cuck,” Scully snaps back, wishing she had an Alpha partner like Sully Wazowski.

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