#jon oliver

[farbythesea]

3X Had to Sing @ That

Assad at 1:45 (LastWeekTonight)

2. Fox News at 2:40 (The Daily Show)

3. Bob Murray at 21:07 (LastWeekTonight)

I don't know if the parody music makes their points more convincing or nah but it is very entertaining for sure.

[phynoma]

Housebreaking- Chapter 2

"You were marked by all the Fears," Oliver says. "I think that gives you a right to be a little hungrier than most, don't you?"

Something turns over in Jon's stomach at those words. He can't tell if it's fear, or anger, or relief, or what. His voice comes out angry, because his body can't parse what's happening to him, what those words make him feel.

"Don't excuse what I've done," he snarls. He's shivering from the cold, and Oliver's lack of reaction to it makes him feel even weaker and more disoriented.

There was a time when he was basically untouched by anything physical, too.

Jon and Oliver have a talk. It doesn't go as planned.

[ralfmaximus]

Jon Oliver does a pretty good summation of wtf happened in Tennessee last week, regarding the expulsion of two black Representatives from their state Congress.

[youre-brilliant]

Is there any way to bring this to the attention of Jon Oliver because this seems like the kind of thing he’d love to get involved in.

welp.

Guess we'll be removing the Gilbert Baker 1977 Pride Flag from our site, along with the links to the Gilbert Baker Foundation.

Heads up to other queer artists: if you use the original 1977 flag in anything, definitely don't make any reference to who created it in your listings or you might get threatened by the Gilbert Baker Foundation! :)

[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[potato-lord-but-not]

I love gay people 🫶🫶

[fatherofpuppets]

So, I read THIS, and my life will never be the same

Go and read it

Right now.

[viideo-kidd]

Genuinely curious about how Oliver Banks feels about waking Jon up.

Like he spends so much of the series trying and failing to help people. He can't save Gertrude. He can't help Jane Prentiss.

He can't even save his dad.

He kills twenty people when he goes to Point Nemo

Then one day, after he's given into the End, given up on rescuing anyone, he dreams of Jon, finds him in a hospital, gives his statement. And Jon wakes up.

For ten years, Oliver's been haunted, cursed with dreams of people dying, unable to prevent it from happening. Until finally he meets Jon and he's able to help him.

And then Jon ends the world.

[chaoticgaywitch]

martin’s imagination of mag121 <3

(btw! the background of martin’s imagination is a painting called i believe “romantic encounter”, it’s GORGEOUS)

[jetslay]

World's Bestest.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Random things I like to hc (part 1)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

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(Part 2 here )

(Good dad Bruce hc here)

[venuslarkspur]

Incorrect Quotes for Damian Wayne x Jon Kent x Speedy!Reader. (Or the junior justice league founders if you will)

Notes: Reader is the adoptive kid of Ollie and Dinah, and you’re Green Arrow’s current sidekick and the third speedy.

Also some Ollie and Dinah x Speedy!Reader (platonic) (yk I had to)

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Store Worker: Would Damian Wayne please come to the front desk?

Damian, arriving at the desk: Is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Jon and Speedy!Reader

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Jon and Speedy!Reader, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Damian: I didn’t even bring you guys here wtf.

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On patrol

Speedy!Reader: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Jon: If!?

Damian: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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*Speedy!Reader coming home covered in bruises*

Dinah and Ollie simultaneously: What happened to you?

Speedy!Reader: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Dinah: Wasn't Jon with you?

Jon: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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(Inspired by that one stranger things scene in S1)

Dinah on the phone: Speedy!Reader hasn’t came home today or gone to school.

Bruce: Well they aren’t here.

Dinah: I’m worried, the kids at school have been calling them gay.

Bruce: …are they?

Dinah: THEY’RE MISSING.

*Damian and Speedy!Reader walking out from the Batcave*

Bruce: Never mind, found them.

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(IF YOU’VE WATCHED FANTASTIC MR FOX YOU KNOW)

*Speedy!Reader trapped in a cage*

Damian: *whistles*

Speedy!Reader: who’s that?!

Damian: It’s me, I’m here to rescue you.

Speedy!Reader: …I’ve got mixed feelings about that.

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(More Fantastic Mr Fox I’m sorry)

*Speedy!Reader walking in the Arrow Cave with their costume on for the first time whilst aggressively brushing their teeth*

Oliver: …what are you wearing? Why the cape with the tights tucked into your socks?

Speedy!Reader stops brushing their teeth: … *spits into nearby bin and walks off*

Dinah: …

Oliver: Well I guess they’re just…different.

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I’m currently obsessing over Speedy!Reader.

[thegrobek]

So I've been working on that animation project and well

It's difficult

I'm trying my best but I don't think animation will be for me 😅

[hero-tweets]

PART TEN - I know what you are 🤨

We all know what he is 🙄

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[snake-spire]

I listened to most of The Magnus Archives last summer but I skipped most of season 4 because I thought it dragged on and then I spoiled episode 200 for myself and I didn’t want to finish it.

Now that I’m relistening, that was a bad decision. Season 3 is my favorite by far but my god, season 4 this roller coaster.

So I decided to draw my favorite avatar (Oliver Banks my beloved. My personal headcanon is that crows think that he’s one of their own and flock to him) and grubby Jesus Sims.

Close up versions