#james potter is a loser

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

marlene "winners love winning" mckinnon 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽 james "multilevel marketing" potter = being losers with flawless game

[mushroom-enby]

This is it everyone. That's just how it is. They work like that

actually no james is regulus’ loser boyfriend not the other way around

[sennenrings]

after the full moon, circa 1976

do not repost my art.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

James: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Regulus: Did you just...?

James: But you know something?

Regulus : What?

James: Somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Sirius: James if you touch my brother i will hang you

[starving-marauder-lover]

James, walking in on Remus and Sirius making out

James: EW HOMOSEXUALS

Remus: you’re literally dating his brother??

Sirius: Yeah, you’re dating my brother!

Sirius: wait- you’re dating my brother????

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: You are going out with Reggie? Really? You two?

James: Not only are we going out, we’ve done it 298 times!

Sirius: What??

Regulus: Potter! You kept count? You’re such a loser!

James: A loser you did it with 298 times!

[shoopsthereitis]

jegulus 🙂‍↕️

[calc1fers]

james & sirius would talk about the most inane shit once it was lights out in the gryffindor tower

james, sipping his empty divination teacup: wonder if i've ever seen a pigeon that has the same birthday as me

sirius: word, bro

remus & peter, at their wit's end: please, shut the fuck up and GO TO SLEEP

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I am this close to falling in love with Remus.

James: Your fingers are touching.

Sirius: I’m resisting his charms better than I could hope for really.

[konaiiro]

The Aftermath of a Supernova

[padfootastic]

every time i read a fic where lily evans is upheld as a paragon of justice and the underdogs and the vulnerable, i die a little inside

bc,,,,are we talking ab the same gal who kept defending snape for atleast five years of hogwarts and however many before that? who overlooked his bigoted actions, even when others called it/her out on it?

ugh

(now james, on the other hand? we have such clear evidence that he fits this archetype but ofc that’s overlooked isn’t it. gonna shut up here but will take the rant into the tags)

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus lupin is the most loser boyfriend of loser boyfriends

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

the marauders fandom is the PERFECT exemple of performative activism.

yall make such a strong point about sexuality thinking it’s doing something while completely erasing the characters personality.

i don’t CARE that regulus black is gay in your eyes what matters is that HE WAS A PUREBLOOD SUPREMACIST. you use sexuality as a shield in a way that’s so counterproductive.

the point of all of this was to make barely existent characters deeper and more complex but it went off to make everyone dumbed down stereotypical version of barely themselves.

we all hate jkr right? but some of you go around erasing the only political aspect of the books for the sake of your little fetishized gay twink story.

you think you are so different from the rest of hp fans because you make characters gay but you ignore the racial and gender stereotypes aspects of everything. as a woman and a NON WHITE woman hearing people talking about their favourite ships and characters is WILD.

all of you put such an importance on being respectful to peoples opinions but only when it comes to sexuality. the moment someone criticizes your love for canonically racist little assholes that did so much damage instead of deepening characters that ARE CANONICALLY WHAT YOU MAKE FANON INTO you freak out and call them names.

the fight for the LGBTQ+ community is not singular. it goes hand in hand with many other fights like for racial equality and gender equality.

before you comment “ LeT pEOplE liVe” or “ In My HeadCaNonS theYre nOT liKE THAT” i don’t care about the me.me.me speech

i care about what you make popular. what had taken over the fandom and what is being seen by the younger audience that you make seem as normal

[miriammctroi]

Rewatching Bones and now I'm obsessed with this:

James and Regulus Swing Date

Regulus was never on a swing as a child - even if he got the chance he didn't see the value in it.

When James finds out he is equal parts horrified and excited!

It's that first summer Regulus spends at the Potter house after running away with Sirius. James coaxes him out of bed at midnight and takes him to the old playground he used to play at as a child.

It's a warm night, the sky is clear, and James takes him to the swing set.

Regulus thinks its stupid at first but he indulges James and sits down, letting James gently push him.

"You have to move your legs with it for that extra boost," He murmurs by his ear when he pulls back the swing.

Regulus does. It feels a little bit like flying on his broom. He laughs and James has never seen him look more beautiful.

They spend hours on that playground, until dawn. James twists the cords of the swing, and before he releases them, he leans in and kisses him.

When they decide to go back, James insists, first they have to see who gets higher.

"What's the price? What do I get if I win?" There always has to a be a price otherwise it's not a real competition.

"Winner gets another kiss."

They swing as hard and high as they can, the swingset almost breaks. Regulus gets higher and James hurts himself when he jumps and tries to do a "cool landing." It looked ridiculous and stupid. Regulus laughs at him but then he pulls him in and kisses him again. He won that one, after all.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: I baked you muffins.

Regulus:... Why?

James: because I value you and everything you do. Also, you're cute.

Regulus , blushing: oh.

Sirius, groaning: you've been married for three years could you stop-

James: N E V E R

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

biggest losers of the marauders era (ranked)

reggie black

remus lupin

reg black

severus snape

regulus black

evan rosier

regulus arcturus black

barty crouch jr

regulus arcturus black ii

pandora rosier

sirius' younger brother

xenophilius lovegood

the spare

james potter

?? forgot