#james potter is a drama queen

[hearts4dorlene]

*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: I’m a reverse necromancer!

Evan: Isn’t that just-

Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty, whispering: What happened to him?

Evan, whispering back: I think he saw James being nice to a girl in his class this morning and he got jealous

[veethebeequeen]

Sirius: you can't just invite regulus into our dorm whenever you want

James: why not? You do it.

Sirius: he's my brother

James: and he's my boyfriend

Sirius: no he's not

James:

Regulus:

Remus who knows because he accidentally walked in on them a week ago:

Sirius: NO HES NOT

[y0url0verb0y]

*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Remus looking between the two: ...

Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-

Remus: PETER SHH

Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!

Remus: ...

Peter: ...

James: ...

James mumbling: it's not that deep-

Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony

James: -insert loud girly scream-

meanwhile at the slytherin table

Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-

Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both

[hlxc23]

Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:

Ew why would you do that to yourself?

Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:

EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

[adharastarlight]

Sirius: I relate to faries because I too die when I don't get enough attention

Marls: and here I thought it was just because you're gay

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

[pearlynia]

Sirius after James told him he's dating a boy: Oh! You've got to tell me all about it!

Sirius after he found out who the 'boy' is: don't tell me anything, I don't wanna hear how you corrupted my innocent baby brother.

[hearts4dorlene]

James: You've literally got no reason to be mad at me.

Sirius: James, I'm just-

James: Unless this is about me totalling your motorbike

James: Unless this is about me telling Remus you're scared of the dark

James: Unless this is about me accidentally ripping your leather jacket

James: Unless this is about me stealing your rings

James: Unless this is about me dating your brother

Sirius:

Sirius: I was going to tell you to stop snoring so loud BUT WHAT THE FUCK-

[h0esbetrippin]

Wolfstar gamer bfs but it’s Sirius screaming and laughing & (somehow??) surviving without looking at the objectives/key or anything he’s supposed to know to play while Remus is screaming directions at him and having a nervous breakdown just watching Sirius play bc he DOES know everything you’re supposed to know in order to play

(It’s a horror game)

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Peter: what do you guys want to be in your next life?

Lily: a tree

James: part of a mosquito gang

Remus: not a werewolf

Sirius: *silently sobbing* tall

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Regulus: I’ve only had James for a day and a half but if anything happened to himI would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[binvibin]

regulus before he wrote that letter really said “how can i make this all about me?”

[airtk]

Sirius: How does James even like you, I’m clearly the cooler Black. You suck

Regulus: And spit

Sirius: Well I suck and swallow soo

Regulus: Okay listen here you little piece of shit—

And that’s how Remus found them 2 hours later, debating on the best blowjob technique