#james potter is a drama queen
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*after a Quidditch game*
James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??
Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much
Remus: Wrong answer
Regulus: Huh?
James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????
#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#jegulus#regulus black#james potter would do this#harry potter shitpost#james potter would say darling and i know he would its simply just a fact#james potter is a drama queen#regulus black is done with life#remus is tired#remus lupin is so done with their shit
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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life
#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#the marauders#wolfstar#the marauders era#mwpp era#harry potter#drama queen sirius black#sirius#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#dead gay wizards#young marauders#atyd#dead gay wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#atyd fandom#mwpp#regulus black#regulus#regggie black#remus lupin x sirius black#incorrect marauders quotes#peter pettigrew#the marauders fandom#marauders fandom#remus x sirius
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
#James is still running#reggie didn’t know#sirius being sirius#sirius is a drama queen#Remus is tired of them#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#marauders era#gay dead wizards#dead gay wizard from the 70s#sirius black#S. O. B.#james potter#regulus black#remus lupin#platonic moonwater#gryffindor1960 ramble’s
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Barty: I’m a reverse necromancer!
Evan: Isn’t that just-
Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.
Barty:
Evan:
Barty, whispering: What happened to him?
Evan, whispering back: I think he saw James being nice to a girl in his class this morning and he got jealous
#jealous regulus#he's just a little guy#regulus black#regulus barty and evan#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#barty jr#evan rosier#regulus being regulus#regulus being a drama queen#regulus loves james#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#marauders era#marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#gay dead wizards#james potter#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes
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Sirius: you can't just invite regulus into our dorm whenever you want
James: why not? You do it.
Sirius: he's my brother
James: and he's my boyfriend
Sirius: no he's not
James:
Regulus:
Remus who knows because he accidentally walked in on them a week ago:
Sirius: NO HES NOT
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*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*
James: ...
Sirius: ...
Remus looking between the two: ...
Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-
Remus: PETER SHH
Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
James: ...
James mumbling: it's not that deep-
Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony
James: -insert loud girly scream-
meanwhile at the slytherin table
Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-
Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both
#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#marauders#marauders harry potter#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#barty and evan#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#rosekiller#peter pettigrew#protective sirius black#regulus is so done#slytherin skittles#somebody pls hold sirius' earrings#sirius is a drama queen
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Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:
Ew why would you do that to yourself?
Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:
EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
#marauders#the marauders#dead gay wizards#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#regulus and sirius#platonic moonwater#platonic prongsfoot#james and sirius#Sirius is dramatic#sirius is a drama queen#the marauders era#black brothers#sirius and regulus#james x regulus#regulus x james#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#harry potter#fuck jkr#incorrect marauders quotes#anti jkr#prongs#moony#padfoot#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs
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Sirius: I relate to faries because I too die when I don't get enough attention
Marls: and here I thought it was just because you're gay
#im like 98% sure we're reclaiming fairy#i did google it to double check#anyways i love them#sirius black#sirius orion black#sirius being sirius#marlene mckinnon#sirius kinnie#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#remus lupin#starchaser#wolfstar#the black family#sirius is a drama queen
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James every time he feels Severus wants to break up with him:
James: If you leave me I'll kill myself! (In the rain, my broh the least dramatic).
Sev: Really? (He already knows the routine, conjures an umbrella) and how will you do it?
James: I'll drink this poison! (He steals it from Sev's backpack, thinks it's a poison).
Sev: (recognizes the vial and its contents, smiles sideways, he knows it's a potion to sleep without dreams) You're not capable.
James: What, are you daring me? (uncaps the potion).
Sev: I dare you.
James: Very well! But if I do, then you won't break up with me!
Sev: Fair enough.
James: (looks a bit fearfully at the vial, his hand even shakes, but he still drinks the entire contents and looks at Severus) I did it.... Now... You will stay... Always with me... (falls asleep)
Sev: (picks him up, strokes his hair and smiles) You're crazy.... (sighs) Who the hell said I was going to leave you? You idiot.
The inspiration:
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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*
Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*
James: So precious *hand on his mouth*
Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf
Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second
Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*
#james potter is a simp#james potter had a dagger kink#sirius black is gay#regulus black incorrect quotes#remus lupin is funny#remus lupin#regulus black#james x regulus#james potter#james potter is the sun#regulus kinnie#sirius is a drama queen#remus x sirius#sirius black#starchaser#sunchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#wolfstar#marauders era#hp marauders#marauders#atyd fandom#gay harry potter#they're gay and in love#they're in love your honor#marauders incorrect quotes#im obsessed#james is the sun#regulus black is a little shit
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James: You've literally got no reason to be mad at me.
Sirius: James, I'm just-
James: Unless this is about me totalling your motorbike
James: Unless this is about me telling Remus you're scared of the dark
James: Unless this is about me accidentally ripping your leather jacket
James: Unless this is about me stealing your rings
James: Unless this is about me dating your brother
Sirius:
Sirius: I was going to tell you to stop snoring so loud BUT WHAT THE FUCK-
#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#james potter would do this#sirius black is a drama queen#jegulus#james potter is a drama queen#sirius black is a little shit
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Sirius after James told him he's dating a boy: Oh! You've got to tell me all about it!
Sirius after he found out who the 'boy' is: don't tell me anything, I don't wanna hear how you corrupted my innocent baby brother.
#he was horrified#“you brotherfucker”#i'm traumatized#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#sirius black#drama queen#i love him#the black brothers#such sweethearts#remus lupin#wolfstar#marauders#ao3
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Wolfstar gamer bfs but it’s Sirius screaming and laughing & (somehow??) surviving without looking at the objectives/key or anything he’s supposed to know to play while Remus is screaming directions at him and having a nervous breakdown just watching Sirius play bc he DOES know everything you’re supposed to know in order to play
(It’s a horror game)
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Regulus: I’ve only had James for a day and a half but if anything happened to himI would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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regulus before he wrote that letter really said “how can i make this all about me?”
#the black family#are ALL drama queens#this reads like regulus hate but its not#i promise#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#harry potter series#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#the black brothers#jegulus#james x regulus
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evan: you can have them when you get a little bit taller if you want
harry: i'm never gonna go trough puberty
regulus: of course you will mon cœur, but we're a family of late bloomers. i didn't until i was 14, nor did sirius
harry: why does that matter? i'm adopted!
barty: WHAT?!
barty: oh my god— WHO TOLD YOU?!
#slytherin skittles raising harry#rosekiller babysitting harry#jegulus raising harry#regulus calling harry mon cœur is my favourite thing#barty being drama queen as always#its from a movie but i cant remember the title#harry potter#headcanons#headcanon#the marauders#barty crouch jr#regulus black#harry james potter#jegulus#evan rosier#uncle barty#uncle evan#papa regulus#baby harry potter#uncle barty and harry#uncle evan and harry#harry and regulus
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