#gryffindor1960 ramble’s

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Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

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“Regulus fell first but James fell harder”

You’re wrong.

Regulus fell first but James fell faster. None of them fell harder than the other.

Argue with the wall.

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Sirius is dumb af. And oblivious. It took him several months to realise that James and Regulus were dating.

Regulus is smart af, he understood that Sirius and Remus were in love before none of them had realised their own feelings.

But since he was 4 years old, Sirius always used he/him pronouns for his brother. And Reggie realised that he was a boy only 7 years later.

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James: the next question is “what would you do if someone called ur boyfriend/girlfriend ugly?”

Barty: easy, I’ll-

Dorcas: NO BARTY YOU CANNOT KILL THEM

Barty: gimme a little more time to think if you wanna be so boring

Sirius: I would hex them, my Moony is beautiful

Remus: I will thank them, so maybe sirius will shut up for more than 2 seconds

Sirius: that’s not nice

Remus: ur sad? Come here my favourite lady, I will confort you.

*sirius sit on his lap with a grin*

Peter *whispering*: did he obliviate him???

Mary *whispering*: no, sirius doesn’t really care, he’s just being a drama queen so Remus let him sit on him

Lily: if someone say that, I will probably take them points, it looks like harassing

Pandora: I will buy them glasses

Barty: I have an other idea!

Dorcas: tell us

Barty: I would burst their eyes!

Dorcas: THAT’S NOT BETTER, say something evan!

Evan: well…. That’s kinda hot

Barty: love u too Ev’ <3

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James *after making eye contact with regulus in a crowd*: my stomach feels funny. I must be hungry.

From “The Long Game” by lackadaisical_lizard on ao3

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Reg and Harry as a conversation I had with my 4 yo cousin

Regulus: and here who’s that? *Show a picture of him with long hair*

Harry (4 yo): it’s uncle Padfoot

Regulus: well no it’s me

Harry: no, you cut your hair, now you look like Sirius.

Regulus: wtf

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Guys I’ve just finish only the brave in the middle of my theatre show I’m gonna cry, I have to be back on stage in 10 minutes help

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In the gryffindor tower…

James: where’s my fucking sweater again!!!

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About me ^^

My name : hayden

My pronouns : they/he

I will tag the post I write myself with #gryffindor1960 ramble’s and my fanart with #gryffindor1960 fanart

Fandom : dead gay wizard from the 70s.

Ship I love : starchaser Wolfstar dorlene marylily pandalily quillkiller nobleflower rosekiller (out of Marauders but them<3 drarry linny romione deamus)

Artists <3 : @industrations billie eillish, Arctic Monkeys, the neighbourhood, holokid, queen, nirvana, David Bowie, Gorillaz

My fav mutu : @just-an-octopus

Fuck jkr 🏳️‍⚧️

Retake et résumé foireux 🔛🔝

MBTI: ENTP

House: gryffindor

My marauders fancast

Sirius Orion Black: Ben Barnes, whataboutpadfoot (Andy) on Instagram, Charlie Oldman

Remus John Lupin: Andrew Garfield, p4perback (Ethan) on instagram

James Fleamont Potter: Avan Jogia

Regulus Arcturus Black: Timothée Chalamet, Daniel Millar

Pandora Rosier: Amanda Stenberg

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little drawing of sirius black being himself (a real drama queen)

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I feel really bad tonight, i should go to sleep, but if i do I’m gonna go insane, don’t want it though. So I’m just gonna keep me awake with some cute Wolfstar things. Also I’m actually obsess with the « p4perback x whataboutpadfoot » duo (perfect actors for Wolfstar i swear)

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Guys is it only me who has no issues to keep a poker face while reading smut but who can’t keep it if it’s fluff because I’m like “how can I not smile they’re so lovely😭”??????

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I love the way we took “Sirius black, handsomest man with long hair because he couldn’t cut them in jail and kind of a skinny man because he couldn’t eat and keep his muscle in jail, says dramatic shit because he’s been 12 years in jail and he almost became totally mad”

And made it “Sirius black, prettiest guy with long hair because he finds it cool and because his mother hates it, skinny, not that tall and wearing makeup because he kinda wants to be a femboy and fucked gender expectations, is dramatic shit because it’s him (and in his blood)”

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Their first word…

James: mama

Sirius: bitch

Regulus: Siri

Fun fact, they are also saying who’s raising them ^^ (not Jamie, Jamie is just a mama’s boy)

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I was reading a cute jeggy fanfic when my brain decided against my will to make me remember that Sirius had been stuck in grimmauld place AGAIN because of A. P. W. B. Dumbledore (Arsehole Prat Wanker Bastard Dumbledore)

Shout out for dumby and my brain for the trauma