#reading smut

[casualfoxwitch]

[theitssosof]

she’s dirty & nerdy🤓

[sarahowritesostucky]

🫣Vote and RB for max sample size please! 🥹

[price-is-dreamy]

when someone walks in on me reading smut

[tyanis]

Poll: Smut Fics & Kudos

I had a random thought earlier so now it's your problem.

[incertaepersonae]

So this happened today..

Me to myself: girl, don't read smut at work. Just don't.

Also me: *proceeds to read smut at work*

***

My colleague: why are you smiling at your phone so much? You've been doing it since I came here.

Me: Nothing. Just.. reading a book.

Her: that must be a really good book.

Me: ..uhm, uh-huh.

[rudamaruda520]

Cute date idea:

You read the smuttiest smut there is on the internet out loud, while I'm eating you out 😌😇

[briannajade12203]

Stayed up till 6am reading One Piece smut. I may need help.

[troublewithwomen]

Poker Face

If I have to pause. Its good smut. If I have to pause, smile off into the distance, kicking my feet and giggling. Its really great smut. If I have to pause, get out my seat, shake my head, walk away and mutter obscenities to myself before coming back for more like the thirsty word whore that I am. Its fucking wild, unhinged smut. And I'm here for it.

This is why I can't read spicy books in public. I have zero poker face.

Stay unhinged. Stay smutty.

[drafthorsemath]

Waking up and reading some tumblr first thing in the morning. 

Made this after talking to @freesia-writes 

@lightwise did I just wake up and read the next chapter on @spicy-clones immediately? Maybe.

Image Description: A man in a woman in the 1950′s are sitting across from each other and both are holding a book or magazine.  The husband asks “What are you reading, darling?” She replies, “My morning smut, dear.”  He then asks, “Getting any fun ideas?” End of image description.

[nonovyabuisness]

Im waiting for my driving instructor, reading smutt on AO3 on my phone in broad daylight on the street.

I take a break because I’m starting to get flustered.

I look up,

And there’s a church right in front of me across the street.

With a poster saying (translated from French) « Open yourself to joy »  « #He is coming ».

I can’t laugh out loud at the situation but I can laugh about it here.

I am so going to hell…

[anama-cara]

My sister was warning me about the smut in her new book recommendation, and I was just laughing to myself thinking, 'if you only knew about the fanfics I read'

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

when someone catches you reading smut

[agaypanic]

reading smut is chill until you and your friends decide to read smut fics to each other at the sleepover💀

[tiddypopeye]

Everyone 💖’s P0rn

Acrylic and airbrush on transparency sheet

2024

[ashintheairlikesnow]

every once in a while, I read some smut. I know, shocking, right? In any case, I recently saw a book rec that had as its basic synopsis "A billionaire keeps a harem of supernatural creatures - an omega wolf shifter, a kelpie, a vampire, an incubus, a siren, a fey, and a 'vessel' (a human that stores magic and you have to... fuck it out of them to use it, I guess?). Brodie is sent undercover as the harem's medic to discover the billionaire's secrets".

This seems promising. Nsfwhump, paranormal funtimes, weird shit galore, count me IN.

And then... the whole book kind of skims over the nsfwhump entirely. Hell, there's barely any actual real whump! It was terribly disappointing and I was honestly so interested. The POV is primarily the Brodie man, but it switches off with Red, the wolf shifter, who considering he has been kept locked up for literal years, has almost no trauma as a result of this? Only two of the creatures even seem to have much at all.

I was kind of deflated by the end because I really wanted more build up to get me to care about the characters, and was interested in seeing their emotional/physical trauma play out as Brodie worked to rescue them. But you don't get to see all that much of it at all, and it feels like the plot breezes past you so fast you're struggling to keep up with how everything happens so quickly.

So now I'm just sitting here like... well damn it, why throw such a promising premise at me and then run away from it as fast as you can?

On the other hand, it inspired me to create a siren OC that I'm working out details of with @redwingedwhump as far as figuring out where I would want to go with the concept. I found "captive siren who isn't allowed to sing" wildly interesting, another concept that is just sort of touched on but it does sound like the siren will get his own book at some point. I just. I want him to feel more pain and if I cannot get pain from this story, I will make up a new OC and give that one the pain instead.