#is that the ships name bc it’s really funny
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Fun fact if you ever feel embarrassed remember: in Czechia we have a bush that always blooms on Easter and it’s rich and gold so it’s blossoms look like someone’s tears or like rain just like Klimt painted it and I adore it so much. It’s called zlatý déšť which means golden rain in English. I thought it would be cute to write that on that aventurine poster drawing since whenever you win a jackpot golden coins start to drop out of the machine. So I added it, posted it, it already had over 1k likes when someone on twitter started laughing at it. I was like what is their problem so I googled what it means in English and I almost got a heart attack. Idk where yall even learn these phrases bc I gen thought golden rain is a name of the bush plus a name of a chemical experiment. I wholeheartedly apologize to everyone who saw it on twitter that day because I swear I did not know golden rain, such a beautiful name, is a name associated with urinating on someone during the woowoo in English
#ratiorine fluff#ratiorine fanart#ratiorine#hsr dr ratio#veritas ratio#dr ratio#aventio fanart#aventio#aventurine#hsr aventurine#hsr#hsr fanart#dr ratio fanart#raturine#is that the ships name bc it’s really funny
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pokeyman :(
kinda sorta a redraw of this epic thing (below cut)
#i had to use white out bc my white acrylic marker ran out of ink :(#pokemon#pkmn#trainer red#blue oak#namelessshipping#originalshipping#reguri#fan art#becki draws stuff n stuff#rendered#side note. i know why theyre called namelessshipping. still a REALLY funny official ship name. I vote we call them purple.
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay
#smb#mario#princess peach#idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach#no id#giddly’s art#please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did#this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women#mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag#bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on#but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is#he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out#I LIKE THEM OK 💥
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Homicipher ft. Ryuuka rough drawings...plus some ramblings below! (there will be spoilers from the game btw)
I've always loved otome games but I didn't expect to like this game this much when I first watched a playthrough of it. Like, I didn't even know it was an otome game when I clicked on the video to watch it! I thought it's a normal horror vn game djdhdjvdjd
Anyway, I'm lowkey obsessed with these freaks. I especially like the four characters above so far. And I didn't get to draw them here but I like Mr. Chopped, Bride, Mr. Gap and Mr. Machete too! Also, this might already be expected of me, but I love the MC(Adami) too, they're so interesting!
Since I ended up liking it a lot and I also needed to get these wiggles off my brain, I ended up cooking some not-so-serious AU where Ryuuka gets isekai'd to their monster world. I chose Ryuuka because I know she would thrive there (she has quite the homicidal/murderous tendencies/urges, only kept at bay by her pursuit of knowledge + following her twin's moral compass) and can be a freak like Adami too fkhfmdbdnd so I thought it'd be interesting to yeet her in there!
I can imagine she's initially wearing her standard outfit at first (labcoat + black turtleneck dress), but at some point, it would be replaced by the raincoat since the labcoat would be soaked with too much blood (shoutout to Bride for the raincoat supplies). She's still wearing the turtleneck dress underneath because I don't think she'll fall in the water with those hand monsters, so she won't need a change of clothes for that one.
In terms of language learning, she's a pretty smart cookie, so she'll figure it out quite fast. So there's no problem there.
As for how the whole deal with Mr. Scarletella happened: I can imagine that since Ryuuka is a yakuza boss/assassin, she ends up dumping dead bodies of her victims in this strange but convenient building. Because somehow, the bodies dumped there are never found, which is a win for her. But then it turns out that that place is Mr. Scarletella's teritorry 😭😭 and he thought that those dead bodies that Ryuuka has been dumping to his place were offerings for him ("F-for me?! 🥺✨❤️" type of bs). That's why he ends up obsessed with her like in the og, so now he's chasing her down to get her name...👁️👄👁️ (deja vu...ive been in this place before...i can make a 🐥🍎 au out of this---)
Also another thing I wanna mention is that I firmly believe that Mr. Silvair and her would get along as both people of "science" dmbdmdbdnd but I must admit I need to re-watch and analyze his route and endings more, since I feel I'm still missing a few things abt him.
For Mr. Hood, I think she appreciates him teaching her about the language and him carrying her around when she does accidentally gets chibi-fied. In general, she appreciates people who are patient with her and people who knows when to stay quiet. The same would apply for Mr. Crawling though he's a bit on the chatty side. Ultimately, she also doesn't mind having a puppy-like character like him following her around.
My brain is starting to die again ughudhsjshhughhhhhh that's all for now!
#tw blood#cw blood#khr#homicipher#khre#khr oc#oc#oniyanagi#ninomiya ryuuka#ninomiya rinko#einart#queue i can't put into words#including general homicipher tag but not character names for now idk if i'll draw more for this shdfvsvfhgsvdfs#just really needed to shake this off my brain the other day or i'll explode from the anxiety attack that was terrorizing me 👍✨#its a very nice distraction and also just wanted to draw bloody stuff to cope#(are the sketches ship art? u can see it that way if u want but not rlly 100% bc it's just funny to me shfvhvfsdf)#i drafted the ramblings the other night while im about to pass out ; no im not rereading and proofreading that#dw ibuki daddy will be back soon he(ryuuka) is just chilling with some hot monsters
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nightmare polycule
#I love the framing of this photo so much#It’s needlessly funny#Is it really a polycule if two are the same person at different times?#Their dynamic was insane#doctor who#j watches drwho#twelfth doctor#missy doctor who#the master#simm!master#thoschei#kind of#may I propose the ship name twister?#Bc twissy + master#P-15a#Twister
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Gale and Ros the *second* Elminster leaves
Gotta test out how stable that orb is, ya feel
#abneyart#fanart#Gale Dekarios#bg3#Baldur's Gate 3#Gale x Tav#is there a cute name for them like there is with the tavastarion ship name because#there should be idk#these two have been gros for short to me just for ease's sake but it's also really funny#bc they are gross
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my contribution to dragon ball fandom dont attack me pls
#i regret watching it with my dad cuz now im hyperfixating#xandraws#dbz#dbz fandom#dragon ball#goku#vegekaka#kakavege#??thats the ship name rigt#krillin#this is the dumbestthing ive ever drawn (i love it)#im sorry all my followers im falling into hell#i picture this in like#dbz kai era? so vegeta is like grrr#just bc its really funny to imagine how much agony krillin would be over this#'bestie he killed like half of our squad' 'i know but i could take him'#also this is like the second time ive drawn goku ever#and the first ive drawn krillin
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i want to forgive you
#gundam witch from mercury#g witch#nika nanaura#chuatury panlunch#nikachu#<- really hoping its their ship name bc its Funny#but god oooh god i need them to talk so bad#like. chu so desperantly want to forgive and have nika back but CAN SHE forgive her#having a normal one about them
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ummmmmgenuine question plz dont be mad im just curious.
so like i havent really read/watched much shit with the robins. and ik theres a lot of em. but like. why are we shipping dick and jason? are they not brothers? i assumed the robins were brothers? but i literally dont know 😭
i tried googling this and google was unhelpful so im asking the void to see if it will answer :3
#send help#batman#dc comics#jason todd#dick grayson#jaydick#is that really the ship name#thats so funny#ummmm#nightwing#batman and robin#red hood#batfam#JASON IS YOUNGER THAN DICK????#i assumed he was older bc ik he dies#welp!
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I love captained ship names
#fuck it we ball (putting this in the main tag)#sea of thieves#pirate posting#meanwhile im here w a serious name bc of my sot character#having a serious ass ship named krakens mercy surrounded by ones w names like these is honestly really funny#alcohol mention#alcohol mention cw#there was also one called The Grogfather that I unfortunately didn't get a screenshot of#but I had to mention em#I think raging aquaholic is my favorite#next to ss child support because like . dude it was so jarring just seeing that from a ship that's currently chasing you
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You can't take these two anywhere
#xa'rok ten seconds before this: in the cellar. there must be a latch somewhere but I don't see one...#are you really truly looking though#skaro's playthrough or: my funtime modding paradise interspered with very infrequent gameplay#kissing and hugging mods doomed me I fear#having yet to actually do a playthrough where I romance a camp-based companion and thus have access to in game kisses on the reg#means I didn't realize what I was missing until I was given the ability to inflict endless kisses upon my ocs#incredibly funny when the gale kisses trigger the rest of the party to show up and watch bc I can only imagine#how done they all are with skaro and xa'rok's shit#not to mention when I ring of metamorph lae'zel into Emp... accidentally clicked on him after a cutscene once#and her voice came out bc she was reacting to whatever just happened (saving barcus I think) but she was still wearing Emp's face#dissonance city#anyway. them.#tav x tav#my tavs#tav: xa'rok#tav: skaro#my screenshots#one day I'll give these two a ship name. xa'rok and emp are 'starbound' btw
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okay so. Wait a minute. Hold up. I thought that this was a blog about a really niche tv show that I’ve never hear of?? But now I think that this is a page for a DND group which is.. run by the people in the group. There’s blitz and appel and the DM,???? The DM is running a ship blog ??? And almost killing tieflings? Or something I am really lost here. Anyway this seems like fun where can I watch? (If you need to continue the bit of not explaining you can also message me if it’s easier)
im not committed to the bit enough to not answer this objectively way funnier ask. yes, this blog is about my dnd campaign, all my players are also mods, we're just really invested in dnd and post about it here for fun. you're telling me you, for some reason, followed us under the belief this was a blog for a tv show you don't watch, and you're only now, months(?) later realizing we're just talking about our ocs? Omfg
also i LOVE the enthusiasm here, unfortunately you cant watch, we're literally just playing dnd for fun and we don't record it or anything, occasionally one of my good friends may hang out and spectate a session or listen to me infodump about it but for the most part people are just piecing together lore and events from shit we post here so...idk welcome to the blappel fandom good luck i guess
#blitz and appel are 2 pcs in the campaign btw blappel is their ship name#i made this blog years ago bc i thought it'd be a funny bit to pretend there was an actual fandom for our game but um now its kind of real#appel is the tiefling who almost died recently it was really dramatic but hes ok now thx for ur concern#mod solis#<- thats me the dm. what up
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haunted once more by a dumb character idea
#tma guy. anatomy student turned archives assistant (sent as the most unsubtle spy possible on nikolas orders. elias finds it all very--#--funny adn their constant misery in the eyes sanctum is a sweet boon) who slowly tears themself apart under such a restrictive existence#the best they can get while still having to have a Singular Identity for the time is subtle appearance changes (eyes colors--#--changing. minute tweaks to features. a new nail length / polish each day. the most drastic they can get Appearance wise is--#--hair bc wigs exist as an explanation for why theyre walking in the building w a buzzcut one day and braids the next) and lying constantly#--abt their life outside of the job (a constantly rotating cast of characters who Never have the same characteristics as the last time--#--they mentioned them. a husband a boyfriend two daughters a mother a cousin from out of town a brother who moved to america etc etc). at--#--one point (after sasha gets Not Them-ed ? lot of tension between the two strangers bc of the assistants non-interference stance--#--that had the not them stuck in the table just a bit longer) they have a complete breakdown in front of martin bc of the stress and--#--babble abt how every single member of their family expects too much and has left them for dead and how they want to go HOME#tim runs into them at the club one night while theyre playing the part of a COMPLETELY different person and it is a very strange--#--time. a stranger wearing a party city mask of your coworker#the tma timeline has faded a bit from my head but i like the idea of them somehow weaseling their way into survival even after the--#--not them is entombed by leitner. they signed the contract so they cannot abandon ship the circus has stopped responding to their--#--messages and elias makes a point to swing by and just Watch them regularly while the archives fights to not collapse in on itself#like the name jane for them. jane doe and Also a cute bit of name sharing w jane pretniss lol#a little less certain abt this but also like the idea that when the pressure is REALLY bad but b4 the not them disaster the assistant--#--would ask the rest of the archives staff to call them by a different name w no explanation just to be able to shake off the fetter of--#--a Set Name for a day. its a different name every time and the running theory w everyone is that it is either a trans thing or a very--#--convoluted joke. the second time they do this sasha ends up getting them a label maker + two of those 'HELLO MY NAME IS' name--#--tags. one for 'jane' and one for any different name they choose that day. a genuine + caring gesture that absolutely devastates the--#--assistant because now they are BRANDED with a name
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Shipping characters who have the same voice actor is something that can be so funny and oddly therapeutic at the same time
#its mostly funny because. That's YOUR voice. You fell in love with someone who sounds exactly like you bro 😭#anyways I have a normal obsession with characters that are voiced by the same people#portalbomb#whatever the ship name is for Yosuke and Makoto#I know it doesn't really apply anymore bc of the recast in p3 reload buuuuut pq still exists#also I kinda ship Bubbles and Timmy if I'm being honest#zoppos posties
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bro is inquisitive
#thinking of the possibilities of how it could be worse it's funny how you start to get addicted to thinking like a danmei writer#you are like anddd what if this person was (insert a guy who coughed once in chapter 15) anyways#i managed to not get many spoilers bc i hate it but i have always suspected that shi mei had a thing for cwn firstly bc i once saw a ship#tag and was like ?? well that is not uncommon as people ship shrek with chanyeol (im people) but secondly after that scene where mo ran#pinky interrogated him i was sooo 100% sure of it. but then there was nothing much so i let it go. the one mini spoiler i saw was#the enemy on pinterest who replied to a pic of a character saying it was shi mei/other name (didn't look at it) so it was why i knew#he was classically someone else. but even without that his ass was raising suspicion just for the way how blank he was#and i knew it was intentional so i kept thinking who he could be and my guess was xu shuanglin (rest in pieces poor guy)#bc i thought that both of them had the same spiritual essence or something. also the guy in the motel at the beginning who also had water#essense could only be either of them. but this is not the point bc then i was thinking that shi mei was simultaneously mo nian#bc why would he have the reason to be annoyed with mo ran to that extent. and also bc i knew there was a fire and hua binance has face burn#but mo ran chopped his head off bless his souls and good for him so how else can that be worse#he could also be that child of nangong yan who had his mother die bc of mo ran and mom he would also have a reason to try and compare#himself to mo ran in every way and hate him but why would he need to store nangong blood for mount jiao is he is nangong himself#but that would be great for disgusting points bc he would be mo ran's half brother doing all that ??#im just taking a break from throwing up bc of his ass trying to assault cwn every chance he gets and idk anything yet#so it would be interesting to keep guessing his motives as i do not get it yet but also (procceed to throw up)#also his interactions with corpse taxian ?? god tier. taxian is in the middle of diss battle drops his mic after every sentence#the crowd (me) cheers. moving on but i really enjoy insane plot twists i wish i remembered well what i was thinking while reading tgcf#the widely known thing is that i didn't even consider that fu yao and nan feng were fengqing it's my favorite thing bc i wholeheartedly#believed the little guys just loved their generals way too much#00
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