#incorrectsmashbrosquotes

[the-haiku-bot]

Kiryu: *takes time out

of his day to help random

people on the street*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The Yakuza Series as I understand it in a nutshell

Kiryu "Dame Da Ne" Kazuma: Time for another day of being a serious crime man doing serious crime things.

Kiryu: *protects sex-workers*

Kiryu: *goes bowling with his friends*

Kiryu: *hits the yoinky sploinky and sings karaoke with his pals at the local disco*

Kiryu: *takes time out of his day to help random people on the street*

Kiryu: *Races toy cars with children*

Kiryu: What a great day of being a serious crime man doing serious crime things.

[raaysa-art]

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

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I’ve forgot how to draw Bowser while drawing the last two pannels

[edgy-ella]

I’m bored, let’s start a reblog chain

If you see this, reblog with your one of your favorite boss fights from any video game and tag some of your friends

For me, I gotta go with King Dice from Cuphead. In a game full of boss battles, he manages to stand out with the unique miniboss rush format. The final phase where you actually do fight him also manages to be a legitimate test of reflexes with the parry chain off the cards

Alright now @allshaftsfall @simpingforcreamsoda @themaudlinmimic @incorrectsmashbrosquotes @ghostbehere

[prettypinklass]

Oh!! Thanks for the tag @sleeping-squire

No Pressure Tag 9 or Fewer people you want to get to know better

First ship: Xinyan/Yun Jin (Genshin Impact)

3 ships: Suntan (Sunny/Kel) (OMORI), Azelle/Tailtiu (Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War), Cleo (Dragalia Lost)/Janaff (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance + Radiant Dawn)

Last song: Life Will Change by Lyn (Persona 5 OST)

Last movie: Bullet Train

Currently reading: fanfiction

Currently consuming: Nothing

Currently craving: apple juice

No pressure tags: @sundove88 @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

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No Pressure Tag 9 or Fewer people you want to get to know better

First ship:

3 ships:

Last song:

Last movie:

Currently reading:

Currently consuming:

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No pressure tags:

[bberetd]

I think the sexyman status is getting to him @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Kazooie: Hey Kirby!

Kirby: Poyo?

Bonny Janet: Kazooie an’ aye am gonna teach yer some kind words.

Kirby: Poyo!

-Later-

*Kirby walks into the living area.*

Link: Hi Kirbster how’s life.

Kirby: F… …F

Bowser: … … …What’s he doing?

Kirby: F…F-Fucking bitch! =)

*Everyone stopped what they were doing instantly. Meta Knight’s mask cracked. Samus fell off a chair. Dedede went to scream into a pillow & R.O.B. straight up exploded. Bonny & Kazooie, were just snickering from round the corner.*

Banjo & Serena: … …Why are you two like this?

[blushroom20]

RIDLEY IS DEAD

redrew one of the beginning scenes from Heavy is Dead because when I saw that my boy Jr was involved in that quote I knew I had to draw it

also first time drawing Ridley hah and if you haven’t seen it this is Heavy is Dead

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes @somekitly454​

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

"Link is basically unrecognised like Tony Hawk" is WAY funnier when you realise his face is plastered on hundreds of posters both from people who want to find him and a cult that is utterly obsessed with him

[myriadebleue]

I was inspired.

First time drawing the plant.

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes and @whatawhatawasherton

[scribblehooves]

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes :D!

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Alright, listen up guys. Tomorrow is the big day. We’re gonna be busting into Area 51 to see them aliens! So Naruto Runners, you ready?

Bart: Our squadron is ready!

Tim: Right! Cheek clapping crew, you ready?

Conner: You know it, dude!

Tim: Perfect! Now we’ll head out soon but first we–

[phone rings]

Tim, picking up the phone: Hello?

Damian: Hey, where are you guys?

Tim: We’re headed to Area 51. Where are you?

Damian: I’m in here with West and Wilkes. Wasn’t the raid today?

Tim: No, it’s tomorrow!

Damian: Oh. Well they caught Kent, Batson, and Quinn.

Tim: Oof...wait, why Lucy?

Damian: They said her head was abnormally large for a human. They also called her a cat.

Tim: *hangs up and clenches his fist in frustration*

Tim: Damnit. Lucky, they're already in there. I could be clapping alien cheeks right now!

Conner: You say something, dude?

Tim: Nothing!

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Hades: Father... before you emprison me... just know... that you will not be safe... from ligma.

Chronos: Now you are just saying nonsense, Hades. What, pray tell, even is this ligma.

Hades: (This one's for Zagreus)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne: So what happened today?

Jaime: Well, the kids got into a mid-lunch turf war, Arya reduced an entire room to rubble trying to kill a spider, Pod spiked the water so now half the northmen are drunk, and something is on fire and I'm not quite sure what. But Sansa said don't worry about it so I'm electing to ignore it.

Brienne: So...nothing new?

Jaime: ...the fact that the answer is yes is probably a sign we should reconsider parenthood.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: Violence isn’t the answer.

Ed: Violence is the question and the answer is always yes!

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[recovering from a mission gone badly]

Duo: No. Get that away from me. I’m not taking it. It tastes horrible.

Heero, holding medicine: Doctor’s orders.

Duo: You can’t just-

Heero: Take the medicine, Duo.

Duo: I don’t want it!

Heero: Go to hell!

Duo: I AM IN HELL!

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Huginn, Muninn, let’s blow this popsicle stand