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Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

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I’ve forgot how to draw Bowser while drawing the last two pannels

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https://www.tumblr.com/incorrectsmashbrosquotes/754037675531583488/miquella-vs-ranni-loyalty-and-love?source=share

Someone had some genuinely intriguing… thoughts.

*sigh*

See I do get what this person is saying, and I do find it to be a genuinely compelling analysis about how Miquella ended up this way because gaining someones love and loyalty was as easy as breathing.

But the thing is that it does not excuse the fact that it is bad writing that blatantly ignores base game lore.

So you're telling me that Miquella actually isn't compassionate? That he never cared about Malenia to begin with? He never cared about her and so he would go on to reject the dominant religion of the land because it could do nothing to cure her? He never cared so he created unalloyed gold for her to try and cure her sickness? That there are statues of them embracing and that all of that was just putting on airs? That he never really loved her because she was just a pawn from the start?

Yeah. Sure. Okay. Whatever you say.

It just irritates me because it genuinely feels like they just tossed all the good things about Miquella out the window in favor of making him "big bad evil manipulator boy" and to prop up Radahn to be an even greater chad and to make him of all warmongers a fucking victim. Same goes for Mohg because despite his dynasty being a blood swamp filled with corpses and kidnapped war doctors and albinaurics and hanging the bodies of his own subjects, he too is suddenly a victim.

And what about Godwyn, and what about the Eclipse, and what about the wandering mausoleums, and what about the albinaurics, what about Philia? What was the promise Miquella made to Malenia? All of these parts of Miquella completely ignored just to make him fucking Gr*ff*th.

Its just such lazy writing with so many plotholes and inconsistencies, with base lore that is all but ignored for this stupid twist.

Edit:

It also irks me that this twist could paint Malenia as a victim too, since she was born alongside Miquella she never had a chance to begin with. But watch the dudebros double down on calling her a bitch while they prop up Radahn as the biggest hero in ER 😒

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Oh!! Thanks for the tag @sleeping-squire

No Pressure Tag 9 or Fewer people you want to get to know better

First ship: Xinyan/Yun Jin (Genshin Impact)

3 ships: Suntan (Sunny/Kel) (OMORI), Azelle/Tailtiu (Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War), Cleo (Dragalia Lost)/Janaff (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance + Radiant Dawn)

Last song: Life Will Change by Lyn (Persona 5 OST)

Last movie: Bullet Train

Currently reading: fanfiction

Currently consuming: Nothing

Currently craving: apple juice

No pressure tags: @sundove88 @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

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[lilythelitten]

So I was bored and recorded myself reading various Galeem/Dharkon quotes from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes. It’s not long, but I hope it will elicit at least a brief chuckle.

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[bberetd]

I think the sexyman status is getting to him @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

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[birdsjuicy]

so i wrote down concepts for @incorrectsmashbrosquotes’ shadow the hedgehog remake about the “children of doom,” if anybody is interested in those

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Joker: Hey dad what's this? (Holding a tiny box)

Ganondorf: That's just my tiny box of dreams.

Joker: Cool (Drops it) Crap! Sorry about that dad.

Ganondorf: It's ok Ren all my dreams were crushed many years ago.

Joker: How many years?

Ganondorf: How old are you?

Joker: (Cries silently inside)

[blushroom20]

RIDLEY IS DEAD

redrew one of the beginning scenes from Heavy is Dead because when I saw that my boy Jr was involved in that quote I knew I had to draw it

also first time drawing Ridley hah and if you haven’t seen it this is Heavy is Dead

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I was inspired.

First time drawing the plant.

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes and @whatawhatawasherton

[scribblehooves]

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes :D!

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Alright, listen up guys. Tomorrow is the big day. We’re gonna be busting into Area 51 to see them aliens! So Naruto Runners, you ready?

Bart: Our squadron is ready!

Tim: Right! Cheek clapping crew, you ready?

Conner: You know it, dude!

Tim: Perfect! Now we’ll head out soon but first we–

[phone rings]

Tim, picking up the phone: Hello?

Damian: Hey, where are you guys?

Tim: We’re headed to Area 51. Where are you?

Damian: I’m in here with West and Wilkes. Wasn’t the raid today?

Tim: No, it’s tomorrow!

Damian: Oh. Well they caught Kent, Batson, and Quinn.

Tim: Oof...wait, why Lucy?

Damian: They said her head was abnormally large for a human. They also called her a cat.

Tim: *hangs up and clenches his fist in frustration*

Tim: Damnit. Lucky, they're already in there. I could be clapping alien cheeks right now!

Conner: You say something, dude?

Tim: Nothing!

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne: So what happened today?

Jaime: Well, the kids got into a mid-lunch turf war, Arya reduced an entire room to rubble trying to kill a spider, Pod spiked the water so now half the northmen are drunk, and something is on fire and I'm not quite sure what. But Sansa said don't worry about it so I'm electing to ignore it.

Brienne: So...nothing new?

Jaime: ...the fact that the answer is yes is probably a sign we should reconsider parenthood.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: Violence isn’t the answer.

Ed: Violence is the question and the answer is always yes!

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[recovering from a mission gone badly]

Duo: No. Get that away from me. I’m not taking it. It tastes horrible.

Heero, holding medicine: Doctor’s orders.

Duo: You can’t just-

Heero: Take the medicine, Duo.

Duo: I don’t want it!

Heero: Go to hell!

Duo: I AM IN HELL!

[blackhakumen]

Ashley: (Hugs Lucas) I've only known this wonderful boy for two months now. And if anything were to happen to him, I would obliterate everyone here, including myself.

Lucas: A-Ashely! Don't do something like that!

Ashley: ('Sigh') Okay, I won't obliterate anyone. (Smiles Softly) But I will do whatever I can to protect you.

Lucas: (Smiles Softly) (Hugs Ashley back) I know you will. Thank you so much, Ashley. I'll protect you too.

Ashley: (Blushes) Y-Y-You're welcome.....thank you for being my friend, Lucas....

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