#incorrectsmashbrosquotes

[the-haiku-bot]

Kiryu: *takes time out

of his day to help random

people on the street*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The Yakuza Series as I understand it in a nutshell

Kiryu "Dame Da Ne" Kazuma: Time for another day of being a serious crime man doing serious crime things.

Kiryu: *protects sex-workers*

Kiryu: *goes bowling with his friends*

Kiryu: *hits the yoinky sploinky and sings karaoke with his pals at the local disco*

Kiryu: *takes time out of his day to help random people on the street*

Kiryu: *Races toy cars with children*

Kiryu: What a great day of being a serious crime man doing serious crime things.

[raaysa-art]

Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes

Source: @incorrectsmashbrosquotes​

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I’ve forgot how to draw Bowser while drawing the last two pannels

[bberetd]

I think the sexyman status is getting to him @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

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[edgy-ella]

I’m bored, let’s start a reblog chain

If you see this, reblog with your one of your favorite boss fights from any video game and tag some of your friends

For me, I gotta go with King Dice from Cuphead. In a game full of boss battles, he manages to stand out with the unique miniboss rush format. The final phase where you actually do fight him also manages to be a legitimate test of reflexes with the parry chain off the cards

Alright now @allshaftsfall @simpingforcreamsoda @themaudlinmimic @incorrectsmashbrosquotes @ghostbehere

[smashy-headcanons]

Since this is a pairing I love (And @Incorrectsmashbrosquotes and @blackhakumen ship it too) I present to you: Lucas x Ashley. Basically Ashley has a crush on Lucas and Lucas is so kind to Ashley that she blushes everytime she's near him. Out Of Character? maybe. Fun? I hope so.

Dunno enough about either character to judge, but I could see it.

[bellanova137]

!!!!! When and why did you start calling her Eve? Is it something you just landed on one day or do you have an in-universe explaination for the name change :o I think it suits her... like Lady Of The Evening

Well, constantly calling her Dark Samus was kinda time consuming in a fanfic, not to mention rude considering she doesn’t like being seen as a clone, but it’s also mainly thanks to @incorrectsmashbrosquotes

In some posts, Dark Samus was referred to as Eve!

As for the in-universe explanation, it’s revealed in my fanfic! ;)

Also at one point, someone commented on my fanfic as it being a reference to “Adam and Eve”, and then I remembered there’s literally a character in Metroid named Adam! So, that’s something I guess lol!

[blushroom20]

RIDLEY IS DEAD

redrew one of the beginning scenes from Heavy is Dead because when I saw that my boy Jr was involved in that quote I knew I had to draw it

also first time drawing Ridley hah and if you haven’t seen it this is Heavy is Dead

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes @somekitly454​

[myriadebleue]

I was inspired.

First time drawing the plant.

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes and @whatawhatawasherton

[scribblehooves]

Quote from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes :D!

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

"Link is basically unrecognised like Tony Hawk" is WAY funnier when you realise his face is plastered on hundreds of posters both from people who want to find him and a cult that is utterly obsessed with him

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Alright, listen up guys. Tomorrow is the big day. We’re gonna be busting into Area 51 to see them aliens! So Naruto Runners, you ready?

Bart: Our squadron is ready!

Tim: Right! Cheek clapping crew, you ready?

Conner: You know it, dude!

Tim: Perfect! Now we’ll head out soon but first we–

[phone rings]

Tim, picking up the phone: Hello?

Damian: Hey, where are you guys?

Tim: We’re headed to Area 51. Where are you?

Damian: I’m in here with West and Wilkes. Wasn’t the raid today?

Tim: No, it’s tomorrow!

Damian: Oh. Well they caught Kent, Batson, and Quinn.

Tim: Oof...wait, why Lucy?

Damian: They said her head was abnormally large for a human. They also called her a cat.

Tim: *hangs up and clenches his fist in frustration*

Tim: Damnit. Lucky, they're already in there. I could be clapping alien cheeks right now!

Conner: You say something, dude?

Tim: Nothing!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Kazooie: Hey Kirby!

Kirby: Poyo?

Bonny Janet: Kazooie an’ aye am gonna teach yer some kind words.

Kirby: Poyo!

-Later-

*Kirby walks into the living area.*

Link: Hi Kirbster how’s life.

Kirby: F… …F

Bowser: … … …What’s he doing?

Kirby: F…F-Fucking bitch! =)

*Everyone stopped what they were doing instantly. Meta Knight’s mask cracked. Samus fell off a chair. Dedede went to scream into a pillow & R.O.B. straight up exploded. Bonny & Kazooie, were just snickering from round the corner.*

Banjo & Serena: … …Why are you two like this?

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne: So what happened today?

Jaime: Well, the kids got into a mid-lunch turf war, Arya reduced an entire room to rubble trying to kill a spider, Pod spiked the water so now half the northmen are drunk, and something is on fire and I'm not quite sure what. But Sansa said don't worry about it so I'm electing to ignore it.

Brienne: So...nothing new?

Jaime: ...the fact that the answer is yes is probably a sign we should reconsider parenthood.

[the-foxy-fam-and-friends]

@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Hades: Father... before you emprison me... just know... that you will not be safe... from ligma.

Chronos: Now you are just saying nonsense, Hades. What, pray tell, even is this ligma.

Hades: (This one's for Zagreus)

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: Violence isn’t the answer.

Ed: Violence is the question and the answer is always yes!

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[recovering from a mission gone badly]

Duo: No. Get that away from me. I’m not taking it. It tastes horrible.

Heero, holding medicine: Doctor’s orders.

Duo: You can’t just-

Heero: Take the medicine, Duo.

Duo: I don’t want it!

Heero: Go to hell!

Duo: I AM IN HELL!