#incorrect smash bros

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Master Hand: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Master Hand: MARIO IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Master Hand : GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash Bros Sexyman Contest Round 4!

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15

Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.

[katbread22]

Being young has never been this refreshing! Here’s some normal Princess Peach and Luigi art

[holydoggo100]

Sad

Steve: Pit, I'm sad. Pit: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Sora: Link, I'm sad. Link, nodding: mood.

[noanomi]

Cayde-6 for Smash

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina, dressed as Morticia Addams: Ah, my fated one, this season fills me with such wicked joy. It reminds me of the day you asked me to be your wife.

Bruce, dressed as Gomez Addams: Or that time Alfred let me burn all those old Batmobiles.

Duke, dressed in a Lord of the Rings cosplay: Get a room!

Selina: Duke, you're supposed to wear a Halloween costume.

Duke: But I really like being an elf. And it's better than Damian's costume.

Bruce: Why? What's Damian wear—

Damian, wearing Bruce's oversized coat: I am Father for Halloween.

Bruce, choking up: It's perfect.

Duke, muttering: Suck up.

Stephanie, entering dressed as Jack Skellington: Hey guys! Are you ready to pull off people’s thumbs for Halloween?

Cassandra, dressed as Sally: Yay, thumbs!

Barbara, dressed as a pumpkin: She means trick or treat.

Kate, watching: Alfred, they do know it's October 6th, right?

Alfred: Try telling them that. Or try telling it to—

Dick, dressed as Harley Quinn: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!

Jason, dressed as Deadpool: Yeah, Halloween!

Tim, dressed as Robin: Yeah, nerds!

[smashy-headcanons]

So fun fact: Papyrus is heavily implied to be able to see where you are if you call him on the phone.

Other fun fact: You can use any custom Mii you like during World of Light once you unlock that Mii's fighter type in World of Light.

[asraindarkness]

[supersmashreaderz]

Y/N: Don't Worry He's a Sweetheart 😊

Kazuya: *holding Y/N's Hand while menacing glaring covered in blood* I will not show you mercy....

Y/N: see? Massive Softie. 💖

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Terry: im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Pete, Ruth and Richie: *Playing smash bros*

Ruth: *dies yet again*

Ruth: You guys are too good at this. This is abusement.

[things-kirby-characters-said]

Marx: I am getting ready to smoke my Blunt.

[holydoggo100]

Nachos

Sora: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Steve: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Pit: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Yoshi: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

[sundove88]

Project Link Up All Stars- The One Thing You Can’t Replace

Art by @kindabizarretbh

Victor Nefario (Shonen Jump Power Linkage, Linker of Frieza)- Narrating it

Michael DuPont (Mega Man Mega Linkage, Linker of Dr. Wily)- Mr. McNamara

Lucas Daybreak (Mega Man Mega Linkage, Linker of Zero)- Jake McNamara

Various other Linkers from other installments as the Party Guests

Rami Banjarski (Super Smash Bros Power Linkage, Linker of Donkey Kong)- Kid who broke pool table

Kokoda Masuko (Crayon Shin Chan Linkage of Mayhem, Linker of Shin Chan)- Kid who took a crap on the computer

Darren Wilkes (Mega Man Mega Linkage, Linker of Duo)- Chicago Police Officer

Jonathan Rue (Persona Linkage of Light and Dark, Linker of Ren Amamiya/Joker)- Alex

Note: Everyone here is drinking soda and stuff like that.

Another story I heard about myself, this one happened not that long ago. There was this guy at Rivet Bay Middle School whose nephew went to the city’s neighboring high school. His name was Michael DuPont and his nephew Lucas Daybreak went to that high school. He’s a freshman, while I’m a seventh grader. So he’s two years ahead of me.

And Mr. DuPont was a butthole, and one weekend, he and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do, if you are a butthole. And Lucas decided to throw a party at his uncle’s house.

Hurray!

And everyone- us Linkers and their Partner Characters around our cities heard about it and we all got up individually and thought…

“Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place.”

I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there and everyone was drinking soda like it was the end of the world. People were drinking soda like it was the Cybertronian War and Ratchet was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like the Decepticons without Soundwave, we were running wild.

I walked down, I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement. One Linker took a running start and his Partner Character threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half. Another Linker found out which room was Mr. DuPont’s and went upstairs and his Partner Character took a crap on his computer.

So the party was going great.

I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup; you see in movies. And I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like something, something police and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: f** Da Police! f** Da Police! And everyone else joined in. A 100 drunk white Linkers yelling “f** Da Police”. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore, you know that like, I'll serve my nickel, you come and take me, confidence. But white children.

The reason someone had said something, something police was because the police were there. So Officer Darren Wilkes walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling; f** Da Police in his face, but he was almost impressed.

He was like wow, and then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went, get the paddy wagon. And my friend Maximus, who is now a Linker, this man’s got a Partner Character in the form of Cell, he grabbed a Fanta, threw it on the ground, and yelled scatter.

And everyone ran into different directions. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways. We all ran in different directions.

I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought I've never climbed a fence that high before. And then I woke up at home.

On Monday, I went to school because that's what we always do. And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see but Lucas. And he says to me hey, were you at my party on Saturday and I said no, you know, like a liar. And he said things got really outta hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a crap on my uncle’s computer.

But the worst thing, he says; the worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandma and my aunt and uncle are freaking out about it. And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have. Did I do that? I figured no. I wouldn't have done that.

But I was never sure, until after I became a Linker, relax. I'm playing video games with this kid named Jonathan that we also met on the internet with. Few weeks later, we’re Linkers by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours with our Partner Characters, and then Jonathan says to me, hey, come here I want to show you something and he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years. And I said why? Why do you do this? And Jonathan said, because it's the one thing you can't replace. That's the end of that story, but how screwed up is that right? That's crazy.