sassbewitchedmyass

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Someone please write a fic of Abbot just casually and repeatedly mentioning Marcus pike's name in high regard to his superiors so that he could be promoted and moved to dc because he was interfering with his ship. Just Abbott offhandedly sowing the idea of moving away into Pike's head because he wanted him oUTT!! GONEEE!!!!

[sassbewitchedmyass]

he has that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn and/or captains of doomed polar expeditions

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Lie To Me (2009-2011) 2x20 | “Exposed” 

[sassbewitchedmyass]

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Augh, late Season 2 was off the hook.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Hearing Cal tell Gill “I always have more trouble reading you than anyone else” at the end of an episode all about how he struggles to read someone when he’s distracted by attraction… I am losing it

[sassbewitchedmyass]

posting this on my blog to add the link to prints (with the permission of @child-of-delirium who commissioned this piece)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

I was afraid you were going to get hurt.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Skinner didn’t really think the Arcadia case was going to be an x-file. They asked him if he knew any two agents who could believable portray a married couple and he said “these babies wont just act like a married couple for their neighbors, they’ll have US questioning weather or not they’re a married couple”

[sassbewitchedmyass]

what I love about Mulder and Skinner's workplace interactions is that this is like an average Thursday- the other people in the FBI office probably just walk past this as it's going on

[sassbewitchedmyass]

the way she rushes to him (and his little smile)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

yeah I’m watching Memento Mori, why do you ask

[sassbewitchedmyass]

[sassbewitchedmyass]

did they forget someone else was in the room with them when they started coworker cuddling like this

[sassbewitchedmyass]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?