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okay so hes not.

but its okay. gerard is

wearing eyeshadow

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THEYRE IN THE BLACK PARADE UNIFORMS WE’RE SO BACK 😭😭

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Mikan boy and girl.

Early 20th century

Japanese postcard

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Mikan boy and girl.    Early 20th century Japanese postcard  

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bugs that should inspire

kamen rider suits in the

(i hope near) future:

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bugs that should inspire kamen rider suits in the (i hope near) future:

lobster (if shrimps is bugs, so are lobsters)

fire ant (i mean. come on.)

orchid mantis (lady rider coded?)

caterpillar (halfway through the season... butterfly form power up?)

mosquito (only if for a villain rider who is also SUPER annoying)

roly poly (actually rolls up in a ball and rolls around, maybe gives off sparks because the suit is metal?)

toei you can literally have these for free, have fun

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ALTZaku II

is best mobile suit, I will

not elaborate.

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Zaku II is best mobile suit, I will not elaborate.

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“what was i gonna

say” THATS how

i know we’re so back

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"what was i gonna say" THATS how i know we're so back

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i love you guys all

so dearly… filtering the

mcr tag now

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i love you guys all so dearly... filtering the mcr tag now

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the world gave me teeth

and made me scared. i wish you

never learned that.

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the world gave me teeth and made me scared. i wish you never learned that.

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Urgh, that’s rough. Hope the

city council pay the bin

men properly soon!

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If you think 30° is bad on its own, imagine how we feel in Birmingham when the weather hit 33° today and all you could smell was the rotting bin bags that have been sitting along the street since late April🤢

Urgh, that’s rough. Hope the city council pay the bin men properly soon!

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gerard girl we need

the script w e dont

know whats happeningggg

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gerard girl we need the script w e dont know whats happeningggg

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Ron: You’re correct, Miss

Rosalyn, but may I ask

what prompted this thought?

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Rosalyn: Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a real man to be a mother.

Ron: You're correct, Miss Rosalyn, but may I ask what prompted this thought?

And they both proceed to look outside at Cale playing with the three children.

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punk susie and goth

kris who also wears supreme

are real to me idc

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punk susie and goth kris who also wears supreme are real to me idc

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add noelle into

the mix and then they are her

scary dog privilege..

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obviously they both are the scary dog

add noelle into the mix and then they are her scary dog privilege..

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He’s also one of

my personal favorites

so I’m extra miffed.

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The save screen says I have over 111 hours in assassins creed odyssey now. I’m still not done. I am doing the Atlantis questline. I do not like what they’ve done with Hermes. I’m trying very hard to get sexy with Adonis. I think that in-universe this may or may not be a simulation.

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but i personally

connect with soulmates, as

a concept, a lot.

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no more plurality as a metaphor. we need to start finding metaphors for plurality.

i'll start: soulmates.

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u can always give

a character fangs and sharp

teeth. for no reason

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u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason

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Drew with my friends on

Magma and ONLY made trans

fem olimar stuff

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Drew with my friends on Magma and ONLY made trans fem olimar stuff

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aka i just

finished bsd and i

needed to draw them

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soukoku shitposting now

aka i just finished bsd and i needed to draw them