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ct1409lover Ā· 1 year ago
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Sam: Truth or dare?
Eeva: Truth.
Sam: I dare you to kiss Bucky.
Eeva, already getting up: Alright, fine.
Kol: They didnā€™t even pick dare?
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marksandrec Ā· 1 year ago
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605
Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)
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sir-ballister-boldheart Ā· 1 year ago
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They were so insane for this
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protagaster Ā· 25 days ago
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Ares, seeing 17 year old Penelope swoon over Odysseus:Ā [sighs] I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some... guy.
Penelope: This one is different. He's smart, and he's kind...
Ares: Please!
Penelope:Ā He would never do anything to hurt me.
Ares:Ā He's a guy!
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enigma-the-mysterious Ā· 2 years ago
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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aludraslytherin Ā· 6 months ago
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Lily: Does anyone know why James and Regulus are sitting back to back holding hands?
Barty: They got in a pretty bad fight, Reg is mad at Potter.
Lily: Okay but why the hand holding then?
Remus: James got scared that Regulus doesn't love him anymore, so that's their solution until they calm down.
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batfamilycannons Ā· 10 months ago
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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle
Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you
Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no
Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!
Bruce*even more scared*: oh no
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happypeachsludgeflower Ā· 2 months ago
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Liu Qingge comes back to find out that everyone believes Shen Qingqiu murdered him and heā€™s offended that anyone would think Shen Qingqiu could beat him in a fight. And, as Liu Qingge bitches people out for believing such a ridiculous tale, Shen Qingqiu is off to the side muttering about how he ā€œcould absolutely kill that brute if he wanted to.ā€ Liu Qingge turns to him exasperated, grumpy, and annoyed and snaps, ā€œYou couldnā€™t even stop me from killing myself.ā€
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greghatecrimes Ā· 3 months ago
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this is definitely how it happened in canon
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here-comes-the-moose Ā· 5 months ago
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Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.
Hunter: Not everyone.
Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesnā€™t like Echo? I want names and locations.
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angelwings-crossbowstrings Ā· 4 months ago
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Man over the radio: I have one of your friends.
Y/N: Which one?
Man over radio: The annoyingly quiet, growling one.
Y/N: Oh. You have my boyfriend. Heā€™ll be okay.
Man over radio: Now, letā€™s talk trade.
Y/N: Why? Heā€™s gonna be loose and stab you in three, twoā€”
-Radio silence-
Daryl over radio: Couldā€™a at least pretended to be worried.
Y/N: See you at home.
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ct1409lover Ā· 1 year ago
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Freya: What does 'take out' mean?
Marcel: Food.
Rebekah: Dating
Klaus: Murder
Eeva: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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scottishaccentsareawesome Ā· 5 months ago
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Jason: I'm EXTREMELY charitable! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just on my way to go donate blood. Dick:...Whose blood? Jason(shrugs): Some guy's.
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fourraccoonsinacoat Ā· 1 year ago
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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.
Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.
Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.
Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?
Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.
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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.
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protagaster Ā· 21 days ago
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Penelope: Hey Ctimene, are you free tonight? Like, around sundown?
Ctimene: Yes, I am.
Odysseus: And you, Eurylochus?
Eurylochus: Umm... yes?
Penelope: Great! Because we're not.
Odysseus: You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!
[Penny & Ody run away hand-in-hand, giggling between themselves]
Eurylochus: ...
Ctimene: Did they just-
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enigma-the-mysterious Ā· 1 year ago
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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
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