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Sam: Truth or dare?
Eeva: Truth.
Sam: I dare you to kiss Bucky.
Eeva, already getting up: Alright, fine.
Kol: They didnāt even pick dare?
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605
Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)
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They were so insane for this
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Ares, seeing 17 year old Penelope swoon over Odysseus:Ā [sighs] I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some... guy.
Penelope: This one is different. He's smart, and he's kind...
Ares: Please!
Penelope:Ā He would never do anything to hurt me.
Ares:Ā He's a guy!
#epic the musical#swap au#warrior!penelope#odysseus x penelope#odypen#penelope of ithaca#ares#epic the musical incorrect quotes#ares: the original man hater#he totally would do this though
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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Lily: Does anyone know why James and Regulus are sitting back to back holding hands?
Barty: They got in a pretty bad fight, Reg is mad at Potter.
Lily: Okay but why the hand holding then?
Remus: James got scared that Regulus doesn't love him anymore, so that's their solution until they calm down.
#I really didn't expect this to blow up lmaooo#like it's really not an original post#I swear I found one in every one of the fandom I'm in#marauders#regulus black#ao3#james potter#jegulus#marauders era#lily evans#remus lupin#barty crouch jr#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus x james#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#meme
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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle
Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you
Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no
Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!
Bruce*even more scared*: oh no
#Bruce should be thankful this is all heās doing#Roy is also very exited remembering the original Gremlin days#batfam#batfam headcanons#batboys#batfamily#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batbros#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake wayne#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#bruce wayne#batfam shenanigans#batman#nightwing#red hood#robin#incorrect dcu quotes
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Liu Qingge comes back to find out that everyone believes Shen Qingqiu murdered him and heās offended that anyone would think Shen Qingqiu could beat him in a fight. And, as Liu Qingge bitches people out for believing such a ridiculous tale, Shen Qingqiu is off to the side muttering about how he ācould absolutely kill that brute if he wanted to.ā Liu Qingge turns to him exasperated, grumpy, and annoyed and snaps, āYou couldnāt even stop me from killing myself.ā
#it would just be so satisfying okay?? for a reveal that sqq tried to save lqg to come out and now everyone KNOWS#Iām trying to write a completely different fic if yall couldnāt tell#I only come up with a ridiculous amount of wips all at once when Iām trying to do something else#incorrect quotes#kinda#liujiu#liushen#mxtx svsss#svsss au#sqq svsss#svsss#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss shen jiu#svsss liu qingge#liu qingge#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#pidw#original shen qingqiu#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#svsss spoilers#scumbag system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain self saving system#danmei
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this is definitely how it happened in canon
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Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.
Hunter: Not everyone.
Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesnāt like Echo? I want names and locations.
#I couldnāt find the original incorrect quote so itās kind of paraphrased#but yeah#Crosshair saw echo and immediately imprinted on him like a duckling#Crosshair is Echoās number one defender and WILL fight anyone who doesnāt think heās the best#heās like this with his other siblings too#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#incorrect bad batch quotes#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb hunter#tbb incorrect quotes#tbb wrecker
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Man over the radio: I have one of your friends.
Y/N: Which one?
Man over radio: The annoyingly quiet, growling one.
Y/N: Oh. You have my boyfriend. Heāll be okay.
Man over radio: Now, letās talk trade.
Y/N: Why? Heās gonna be loose and stab you in three, twoā
-Radio silence-
Daryl over radio: Couldāa at least pretended to be worried.
Y/N: See you at home.
#murda writes#daryl dixon#original#daryl dixon incorrect quotes#twd incorrect quotes#the walking dead incorrect quotes#daryl dixon humor#the walking dead#daryl dixon x reader#daryl dixon fanfiction#daryl dixon x female reader#daryl dixon the walking dead#daryl dixon twd
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Freya: What does 'take out' mean?
Marcel: Food.
Rebekah: Dating
Klaus: Murder
Eeva: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Jason: I'm EXTREMELY charitable! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just on my way to go donate blood. Dick:...Whose blood? Jason(shrugs): Some guy's.
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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.
Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.
Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.
Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?
Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.
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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.
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Penelope: Hey Ctimene, are you free tonight? Like, around sundown?
Ctimene: Yes, I am.
Odysseus: And you, Eurylochus?
Eurylochus: Umm... yes?
Penelope: Great! Because we're not.
Odysseus: You two go out without us. Enjoy your date!
[Penny & Ody run away hand-in-hand, giggling between themselves]
Eurylochus: ...
Ctimene: Did they just-
#epic the musical#swap au#warrior!penelope#also works for canon#odysseus x penelope#odypen#eurylochus x ctimene#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#ctimene#eurylochus#epic the musical incorrect quotes#penny & ody: the original eurylochus & ctimene shippers#but seriously those two were rooting for their best friends to get together#genuinely hope nothing bad happens to them :D
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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
#titanic#titan#oceangate#original post#not incorrect quotes#lol#submarine#the titanic#the titan#current events#james cameron
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