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Scorch: Who’s the best Commando? 😌✨ (knows it’s him)
Thea: Boss 😃😃😁
Scorch: Traitor 😤😡😡
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Dooku: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Qui Gon: I boiled gatorade.
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Been reading Star Wars Fan fiction lately and I need to share this idea.
Corusant. Between episodes 1 and 2.
Imagine. You’re a newly knighted Jedi about to be debriefed for a mission with your two fellow knights and master Obi-wan Kenobi arrives with a little 13 year old Anakin trailing behind him who looks to have a sour expression over something. So Obi-wan begins to explain the mission to you and your friends.
But as obi-wan begins to gesticulate, talking about the politics and culture of the planet you’re visiting you notice the little golden-haired boy put on a very serious expression and begin to copy his master tit for tat. He ever got the beard stroke down to a science. You try to keep a straight face. You really do. But luckily your friend, Illumna breaks first, snickering. Obi-wan’s brow furrows in confusion, hands on his hips, “is something funny?”
The Padawan furrows his own brows, arms akimbo in a perfect copy and it’s just too funny, you break, bending over with laughter, and suddenly your two friends are cracking up alongside you. Obi-wan looks completely confused, looking around before turning around and staring pointedly at his padawan who stood in model deferential position, a look of pure innocence on his face before his master turned around.
“Anakin.” Obi-wan raised a suspicious eyebrow, “Why are my three jedi knight debrief-ees laughing in hysterics?”
Anakin shrugged, lips pursed, “I haven’t the faintest.”
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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#anakin skywalker#sw memes#star wars memes#star wars shitpost#return of the jedi#aaphra's stuff#sw crack#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes
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#saw this format with a Star Wars post the other day and I couldn't help myself#bucky barnes#steve rogers#mcu#arnim zola#captain america#angst#lmao#memes#incorrect quotes#stucky
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Perfect interaction with your kiddo
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Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us
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*Ahsoka finally meets the twins*
Ahsoka: So if you guys were raised apart, how did you first meet?
Leia: Jail!
Ahsoka: What? You both met while you were arrested???
Luke: No, Leia was the only one who got arrested. She sent a message to Obi-Wan Kenobi asking for him to break her out, and I just tagged along.
Ahsoka: Oh my God, you really are your parents' children!
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Rex: *reading the holonews* Headline: BREAKING: Jedi Master Obi-wan Kenobi and Clone Commander cc-2224 reportedly spotted in gay bar Rex: Ok? Fork spotted in kitchen? Come on now
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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On Comms
Thea: You know the next time you leave an entire booby trap in my quarters DON'T.
Appo: …I think you’ve got the wrong numbers Thea…
Thea: Shit..
Appo: But since I’ve got you.- How’ve you been?
**Cue Scorch snickering in the background**
-Standard everyday shenanigans between Delta Squad ^^
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Dooku: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Anakin: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Dick: You killed my brother.
Joker: I've killed very many brothers. You'll have to be more specific.
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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*
Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?
Omega: *Freezes*
Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?
Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*
Crosshair: Try Again.
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luke: where do babies come from?
owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.
luke:
luke: you're not lying
owen: nope
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