#incorrect quotes star wars

[anyadarlingsdomain]

Scorch: Who’s the best Commando? 😌✨ (knows it’s him)

Thea: Boss 😃😃😁

Scorch: Traitor 😤😡😡

[buckys-baby-boy]

Dooku: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Qui Gon: I boiled gatorade.

[gringle-pringle]

Been reading Star Wars Fan fiction lately and I need to share this idea.

Corusant. Between episodes 1 and 2.

Imagine. You’re a newly knighted Jedi about to be debriefed for a mission with your two fellow knights and master Obi-wan Kenobi arrives with a little 13 year old Anakin trailing behind him who looks to have a sour expression over something. So Obi-wan begins to explain the mission to you and your friends.

But as obi-wan begins to gesticulate, talking about the politics and culture of the planet you’re visiting you notice the little golden-haired boy put on a very serious expression and begin to copy his master tit for tat. He ever got the beard stroke down to a science. You try to keep a straight face. You really do. But luckily your friend, Illumna breaks first, snickering. Obi-wan’s brow furrows in confusion, hands on his hips, “is something funny?”

The Padawan furrows his own brows, arms akimbo in a perfect copy and it’s just too funny, you break, bending over with laughter, and suddenly your two friends are cracking up alongside you. Obi-wan looks completely confused, looking around before turning around and staring pointedly at his padawan who stood in model deferential position, a look of pure innocence on his face before his master turned around.

“Anakin.” Obi-wan raised a suspicious eyebrow, “Why are my three jedi knight debrief-ees laughing in hysterics?”

Anakin shrugged, lips pursed, “I haven’t the faintest.”

[bisexualvader]

[painted-doe]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[sabictlali]

Perfect interaction with your kiddo

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[ruanataina]

*Ahsoka finally meets the twins*

Ahsoka: So if you guys were raised apart, how did you first meet?

Leia: Jail!

Ahsoka: What? You both met while you were arrested???

Luke: No, Leia was the only one who got arrested. She sent a message to Obi-Wan Kenobi asking for him to break her out, and I just tagged along.

Ahsoka: Oh my God, you really are your parents' children!

[tattycoram]

Rex: *reading the holonews* Headline: BREAKING: Jedi Master Obi-wan Kenobi and Clone Commander cc-2224 reportedly spotted in gay bar Rex: Ok? Fork spotted in kitchen? Come on now

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[anyadarlingsdomain]

On Comms

Thea: You know the next time you leave an entire booby trap in my quarters DON'T.

Appo: …I think you’ve got the wrong numbers Thea…

Thea: Shit..

Appo: But since I’ve got you.- How’ve you been? 

**Cue Scorch snickering in the background**

-Standard everyday shenanigans between Delta Squad ^^

[buckys-baby-boy]

Dooku: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Anakin: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You killed my brother.

Joker: I've killed very many brothers. You'll have to be more specific.

[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

[spikybanana]

luke: where do babies come from?

owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.

luke:

luke: you're not lying

owen: nope