#incorrect quotes star wars

[buckys-baby-boy]

Dooku: Hey Qui-Gon, listen, the council makes us do this every year, but this is just a little master evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know? Padawan!Qui-Gon: Alright! Uh, "Is your master manipulative?" Dooku: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

[anyadarlingsdomain]

Scorch: Who’s the best Commando? 😌✨ (knows it’s him)

Thea: Boss 😃😃😁

Scorch: Traitor 😤😡😡

[bisexualvader]

[sabictlali]

Perfect interaction with your kiddo

[painted-doe]

[zyanova]

Is this anything

[headcanonthings]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[ruanataina]

*Ahsoka finally meets the twins*

Ahsoka: So if you guys were raised apart, how did you first meet?

Leia: Jail!

Ahsoka: What? You both met while you were arrested???

Luke: No, Leia was the only one who got arrested. She sent a message to Obi-Wan Kenobi asking for him to break her out, and I just tagged along.

Ahsoka: Oh my God, you really are your parents' children!

[thelastd0mino]

i have 500 of these in the tank. be prepared.

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[buckys-baby-boy]

Dooku: I am going to need you to swear- Rael: Fuck. Dooku: Dooku: ...swear as in promise.

[anyadarlingsdomain]

On Comms

Thea: You know the next time you leave an entire booby trap in my quarters DON'T.

Appo: …I think you’ve got the wrong numbers Thea…

Thea: Shit..

Appo: But since I’ve got you.- How’ve you been? 

**Cue Scorch snickering in the background**

-Standard everyday shenanigans between Delta Squad ^^

[clqoo]

i made this post in econ class lol

[writersglock]

Palpatine: Sneezes

Fox, hiding in his vents, aiming a sniper through the slats: Bless you.

Palpatine, looking up: God?

Fox, cocking the sniper: You won't be seeing him where your going.

[magnusbae]

listen now :')