#incorrect mandalorain quotes

[headcanonthings]

[mandofury]

Teacher: *talking about Grogu* Your child was in a fight.

Cobb: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Din: Did he win?

[xmalereader]

Incorrect Mandalorian Quotes

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M! Reader: So what am I to you?

Mando: An unavoidable irritation.

M! Reader: ....so your boyfriend?

[mandofury]

Cobb: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one this time

Din: *igniting the dark saber*

Din: Manslaughter it is

[mandofury]

Cobb: *tending to Din's wounds* How would you rate your pain?

Din: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

[mandofury]

Cobb: *walking into his living room looking for Grogu* Where are you little partner?

Grogu: *giggling as he hides under a blanket, trying to surprise Cobb*

Cobb: *immediately figures out what Grogu is up to and walks over to the blanket* Hm, I wonder where my best partner could've gone?

Grogu: *at hearing how close Cobb is, he pops out from under the blanket* PATU!

Cobb: *surprise gasp* There you are!

Grogu and Cobb: *laughing together*

Din: *watching from the other room, almost in tears* I love them so much.

[mandofury]

Cobb : Din, I'm begging you. PLEASE go to the doctor.

Din: I'm sorry but is this OUR stab wound?

Cobb: It's about to be.

Din:

Din: ...Fine.

[mandofury]

Din: *high off a couple pots of caf* I am color.

Cobb: *confused but intrigued* Which color would that be partner?

Din: Silver. But for you... The rainbow.

Cobb: oh

Din:

Cobb: oH!

[mandofury]

Cobb: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Din: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[mandofury]

Din: I just want someone to take me out.

Cobb: Mean on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Din: *shrugs* Surprise me.

[mandofury]

Din: I'm very scary.

Cobb: Darlin, you're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Din: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Cobb: And small.

Din:

Cobb: But your my small cutie

Din: 🥺

[xmalereader]

Incorrect Mandalorian Quotes

Modern M! Reader: Okay, here’s the tea.

Mando: The tea?

Modern M! reader: The information.

Mando: You call it tea?

Modern M! Reader: Do you want the tea or not?!

[xmalereader]

Incorrect Mandalorian Quotes

M/N Reader: Throw him in the air he likes it.

Mandalorian: *holding baby yoda* you sure?

M/N Reader: Trust me!

Mandalorian: *Throws baby yoda into air*

Baby yoda: *Starts floating and doesn’t come down*

Mandalorian: ∑(ﾟДﾟ)

M/N Reader: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[xmalereader]

Incorrect Mandalorian Quotes

M/N Reader: *Concerned* You Okay?

Mandalorian: For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

M/N Reader: (　ﾟдﾟ)

[marymunchkiin]

thats literally it, that's the entire plot of the Mandalorian